Machete Kills

[Shaun]

upcoming Robert Rodriguez film, sequel to 2010's Machete (starring Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba, Robert de Niro, Lindsay Lohan, Michelle Rodriguez, Steven Seagal, Cheech Marin and Don Johnson.

The sequel stars Lady Gaga, Mel Gibson, Sofia Vergara (Modern Family), Vanessa Hudgens, Charlie Sheen, Cuba Gooding Jr. and Zoe Saldana (Avatar).

"The second film in the Machete trilogy finds Machete mourning the loss of his beloved Sartana, slain during a run in with the cartels. Machete is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man. Machete must battle his way through Mexico to take down a cartel leader, Mendez the Madman, who threatens to fire a missile on the US. Machete foils Mendez's plot only to find that the missiles are remote wired to and triggered by the madman’s still beating heart. The only man who can disarm the missile is eccentric billionaire arms dealer, Luther Voz, who has hatched a plan of his own to spread war across the planet with a weapon in space. Machete takes on Voz and his army in order to dismantle his master plan for global anarchy".

Started filming in June.

[Mrluvaluva]

I really enjoyed Machete. Will look forward to this.

[Shaun]

same, it was totally OTT but brilliantly entertaining :love:

[Smithy]

-is only bothered coz gaga-

[Tom4784]

Machete was a great film, I'll look forward to the sequel.

[Smithy]

Trailer this week

http://24.media.tumblr.com/af6b10f55a857a5ad0a5cafc74ee760e/tumblr_mn7mkcs6qL1qdmb8eo1_500.jpg


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[Jack_]

:o

[Joelle.]

Sofia Vergara and Gaga :worship:

[Smithy]

New trailer :amazed:

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(I was originally only bothered cause of gaga but it looks quite good in an over the top kinda way) :amazed:

[Tom4784]

It looks like a ****ing masterpiece.

[Z]

This is going to be even more of a hot mess than the first one and I cannot wait to see it :D

[arista]

I really enjoyed Machete. Will look forward to this.



You Sure.


ShotGun can
take him down before he chops you


Its just a fantasy - not real looking enough




Be good as a PS4 Game

[Z]

Clearly you do not understand Machete, arista

[arista]

Clearly you do not understand Machete, arista



wrong I watched his first film
On SkymoviesHD

[Z]

wrong I watched his first film
On SkymoviesHD

A shotgun wouldn't take him down because he is Machete :dance:

[arista]

A shotgun wouldn't take him down because he is Machete :dance:



It would
if he met me
Super fast trigger before he steps
unload so many he goes down


But thats Real life
honey

[Z]

It would
if he met me
Super fast trigger before he steps
unload so many he goes down


But thats Real life
honey

You are no match for Machete, arista

[arista]

You are no match for Machete, arista


we need to meet some time

[Z]

Machete Kills Arista, the third film in the trilogy? :tongue:

[arista]

Machete Kills Arista, the third film in the trilogy? :tongue:



bullets are faster than blades



Get Real.

[Z]

bullets are faster than blades



Get Real.

Machete is faster than bullets

[arista]

Machete is faster than bullets


Only at close range.


And Some of us
can set up stealth detectors
that tells us if a person/animal
has entered the building

[Z]

Machete is quicker than a fox and lighter than a penguin, how are you going to cope arista? I want a detailed plan of action

[arista]

Machete is quicker than a fox and lighter than a penguin, how are you going to cope arista? I want a detailed plan of action



To get near the Bunker
you set off Alarms
and cameras are hidden


So before he could try to throw his weapon
he is DEAD

[Smithy]

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:amazed: (Aura :amazed:)

[Mrluvaluva]

Released today in the UK. Anyone going to see it?

[Stu]

Wanna see it over the weekend for sure.

[Shaun]

will probably just do what I do with every movie bar perhaps 3 a year and wait until a dvdrip appears :laugh: