Best quotes of the series?

[serensilver]

List them below.........


A few of mine are.....

Ashleigh to adam and luke a not sharing fags....

Ashleigh - "you wait just you *******ing wait"
Luke A - "why what you gonna do set Luke S on us" :joker:

Ashleigh - "blind people can see in the dark" :rolleyes:

Luke A to someone - " she can suck my big fat c**k :dance:

[Doogle]

Caroline singing "you get the best of both worlds" to Luke A :love:

And everything Lydia and Scott ever said.

[Saph]

so far I wold say...

Crowd: "GET BECKY OUT"

[reece(:]

luke A's comments about becky and the BMI and sad he won't be able to nominate Carol again.
Chris "don't piss at me piss with me" or s/t like that

[GiRTh]

Ashleigh last night when she heard the crowd - What the ****** have I done to get boo's?

[Jordan.]

"I ACTUALLY have a famous fiance"

http://i1.cdnds.net/12/24/300x225/realitytv_big_brother_day_12_15.jpg

[armand.kay]

"I ACTUALLY have a famous fiance"

http://i1.cdnds.net/12/24/300x225/realitytv_big_brother_day_12_15.jpg
Her face is just :love:

[Munchkins]

I know its old, but i still love the Evil eyes nomination :love:

[armand.kay]

Caroline Vuvuzela comment is probably the most funny thing ever!

[Black Dagger]

"I ACTUALLY have a famous fiance"

http://i1.cdnds.net/12/24/300x225/realitytv_big_brother_day_12_15.jpg

<3.

She was flawless.

[reece(:]

when I thought Becky had hope I did like "come on ya bastards"

[rachnufc]

"talk to the elbow, cause you aint worth the extension"


#TEAMCONOR

[Mokka]

"Why does Ashleigh keep asking me if I've had a boyfriend, just because I don't want to talk about my arsehole as much as she does"

[Mr Angry]

Becky - at the very start of the wild west task - and seeing the Buffalo head on the wall
"Ooh its a minotaur !"
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And Shievonne (even though I detested her) talking to Deana
"You need to wake up and smell the houmous"

[alex_front2]

Luke A in box task with a distressed Caroline: "Im here for you" whilst smurking on camera. Lol.

Deana annoyed at Ashs sex talk: "just because Ash likes to talk about her ars*ehole"

Scots nomination of Luke S: "hes like camp America"

Deanas cute annoyance in turf war task when she had to identify conor slagging her off for having a split personality: "but her doesnt even know my personality!"

Adam in turf war next to Caroline and Ash:"group.hug?! "

Luke a "becky respects me like she respects her bmi"

Luke A to Benedict "you cant send me to detention youre only a year older than me!"

Deanas launch night victoria nom reason: "evil eyes"

Chris to luke s after food row: "dont piss at me piss with me"

Siobhan: "wake up and smell humous"

Becky to Luke S about Luke As pasta failure: "I literally cant breathe"

Arron on getting women: "i dont have to try...women fall at my feet"

Lydia to Benedict: "m*sturbation messiah"

Luke A on Caz: "she can suck my big fat d*ck"

When Adam says helping Lauren - who just did sexy handstand - with cooking is not hard Luke A says: "i bet it is hard!!!"

Luke A in perve mode gets bikini clad Sara to pick up something he dropped and gets a nice view of her arse and says: "thanks, you will never know what your act of kindness means to me"

Luke A: "i will miss nomming caroline"

Luke A to fag Ash's empty threats: "you mean get Luke on us?"

Luke A in Becky row when she babbles about maybe being a doctor: "sorry where are you.going with this exactly?"

Luke A : "i look like a hamster"

Caroline whilst ordering £550 worth of chocolate: "not enough fruit n nut"

Caroline on Saras voice: "vuvuzela"

[1311]

Sara [crying in diaryroom] BB asks "Have you told your housemates how you feel, Sara?" Sara - "Why the ****** would I talk to any of them?"
Sara [talking about the Queen] She's a 86 yr old woman and she's worked her little ar** off for the last 60yrs

[alex_front2]

The sad thing is Aaron bb12 had 2x this amount by week 2...

[alex_front2]

Luke A: "My mum used to say, smile and the world smiles with you...Not in this house!"

[MrWong]

"Why does Ashleigh keep asking me if I've had a boyfriend, just because I don't want to talk about my arsehole as much as she does"

:joker: This.

[MusicMan]

Caroline: "He has the IQ equivalent to that of a palm tree"

And the one Luke A said about Becky's BMI (can't remember the words he used now but had us laughing so much)

[Mr Angry]

Interesting how many of the best ones have come from...Luke A

[reece(:]

shievonne "keep it cute keep it mute"

[Rawrbear]

Shievonne when she was in the diary room when the clowns where in the house and she said something like " It feels like Armogedon and i'm the only survivor." Something like that, if anyone knows please correct me. :)

[chuff me dizzy]

Luke A retort to Ash "Are you going to get Luke S on us" ,and Luke A ,Adams EXCELLENT snub of Caroline was the best comment, without a word been spoken ,sheer class

[Braden]

Benedict - "BULL-****!"

[Marcus.]

becky he an chesse face - never heard that one before

[Withano]

"The next housemate to be evicted is.. Arron"

[Mr Angry]

Ashleigh "I think a cotton bud is the most orgasmic thing ever"

[MrWong]

Dunno about best but this is the funniest.

Conor "I deserve to win" http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing001.gif

[Marmalite]

Adam as soon as Shievonne had left and he took her bed:

"Oh yeah, double bed buck nakedness!"

[Cherie]

Luke A... Becky has told everyone in the house, and in the next village what I said...

Luke A very dry wit, he rocks.

[Mr Angry]

Ashleigh "Do you think I'm naturally good looking ?"

How the hell do you answer that ???
Takes "Does my bum look big in this ?" to a whole new level

[Mr Angry]

Ashleigh "I am not a chav"

Sara "I watch Question Time every week with David Dimble-berry"

[Vanessa]

Luke S to Conor about the 50 grand: That would have been half yours! :joker:

[MrWong]

Conor to Luke S after snatching the 50K..

"You've got Ashleigh" :joker:

[Vanessa]

Conor to Luke S after snatching the 50K..

"You've got Ashleigh" :joker:

Even better ! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

[Marcus.]

there an theme luke s

[MarcusLloydAK]

Deana "all men want to be me and all women want to be with me...because it is programmed".

Deana "I WANNA GO TO IBIZA AND GET MY T***S OUT... how is that entertainment"... Deana is the only one entertaining me, the rest annoy me so much. I wish Lydia, Lauren, Arron and Benedict were still there.

[Rawrbear]

Caroline to Chris "When you said you wanted to Sh** in my bed..I didn't realize that meant you fancied me."

[Braden]

When Adam poured all that crap on Arron, and Scott was like "I thought he was going to wash the pots".