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waterhog
29-07-2012, 09:53 AM
am i naturally pretty ? 29.07.12

on Saturday 28 show,
one comment made me tingle,
it was when Adam and LukeA agreed,
it was easier to care about others then them single.
a backward step now,
no its not funny at the root,
she is a waste of a H-M,
so glad Caroline got the boot.
was that a bit of art,
no it was Sara doing her nails,
while Adam was in the D-R,
being food robbed is sending him off the rails.
he wanted justice,
not just the ring leader,
the cowards that took part and new,
are a negative feeder.
Becky has paranoia,
she just feels the angry strain,
and just like when you are really hungry,
Becky is a let down to me and a stomach pain.
3 were consulting,
LukeA, Adam and Scot did Caroline discuss,
her characteristics make her a let down of a H-M,
i have removed Caroline from my sky plus.
a birthday treat was brewing,
Conor had a secret mission,
if he can lie to every H-M,
then BB will give a party vision.
he done it,
and done it well,
but he is a disgusting man,
he just don't ring my bell.
Deana was onto him,
the unusual speak was a sore thumb,
that's my lady Deana,
don't associate with that scum.
the house got suspicious,
Conors lies were creeping,
BB even false d him into "awakenings",
and to get Adam and LukeA up from sleeping.
Conor succeeded,
a party is in the post,
as soon as Conor is evicted,
then i will toast.
a bit of self indulgence.
Ashleigh was insecure and needed clarity,
she asked Conor and LukeS if she is naturally pretty,
how is that for charity.
still not understanding,
Caroline asked Ashleigh why the chanting stuck,
and in true intelligence,
Ashleigh replied with i " don't give a flying ????".
Adam was reminiscing,
Caroline and the bond that did glow,
would he remember her,
a simple "no".
a prayer to god,
Deana again did shine,
she got Adam and LukeA to rejoice,
and thank god for no eviction decline.
Adam is happy,
his 2 rocks are solid,
and as long as they are here,
BB won't be squalid.
not the brightest next,
Ashleigh is amazed people rang to save,
i can not wait for this scab to fall,
a most needed wave.
more correct talk,
LukeA is glad of Ashleigh reaction,
he dose not like her,
and the romance is a "fatal attraction".
a bit of nature,
one moth did cause panic,
LukeA jumped on Adam,
his fear was funny and manic.
that was Saturdays BB,
i did go around the bush to what i ask,
but is Asheligh naturally pretty,
or just like the romance, dose she need a mask.

( so tell me - is ashleigh a good look lady or dose she resemble one of my past poems pukeleigh ? - or am i just a nasty vile man with op-ions that are not correct ? love tohear the views about ashleigh from you guys as i really don't warm to her.)

Razor
29-07-2012, 10:20 AM
Ashleigh = Dobby

No ashleigh you are far from pretty. In fact your the ugliest female house mate.

SocietyIsRuined
29-07-2012, 10:21 AM
She's average looking. Dull and uninspiring to look at. Doesn't help also that she has the personality of a brick.

Kizzy
29-07-2012, 10:27 AM
She's average looking. Dull and uninspiring to look at. Doesn't help also that she has the personality of a brick.

Yep she scrubs up ok but thats it, I saw glimmers of a lovely person from time to time but they have faded and died :(

Gillian-73
29-07-2012, 10:51 AM
Fancy even asking that question anyway. Good job for her the people she asked weren't honest :-D

rionablue
29-07-2012, 10:59 AM
Sara is the only naturally pretty girl left in the house. Lauren was attractive in a cute kind of way. Of all the female housemates who have bagged a fella in the house Ashleigh is the ugliest by a mile

chuff me dizzy
29-07-2012, 11:07 AM
It made me choke on my grapes !! :shocked:

Gizmo
29-07-2012, 11:19 AM
She looks better without make up imo. Those false lashes make her look even more dim.

coolface
29-07-2012, 11:35 AM
rofl you could see by the way luke s and conor hesitated they didn't think so and had no idea how to reply, awkward...

smudgie
29-07-2012, 12:00 PM
Yes...........Pretty awful.:spin:

rayheartbliss
29-07-2012, 12:09 PM
if shes gonna ask such questions! then she should prepare for truthful answer.

shes is an UGLY.

her personality reinforces that very word.


very jealous of Lauren.

rayheartbliss
29-07-2012, 12:10 PM
if shes gonna ask such questions! then she should prepare for truthful answer.

shes is an UGLY.

her personality reinforces that very word.


very jealous of Lauren.

slickster24
29-07-2012, 12:38 PM
Deanna isnt ugly at all

Marcus.
29-07-2012, 12:39 PM
deana loverly ashielgh yuck

slickster24
29-07-2012, 12:40 PM
sara isnt attractive either.

InOne
29-07-2012, 01:39 PM
Hasn't she had a nose job? So she was never naturally pretty anyway.

ozzyshaggah
29-07-2012, 02:59 PM
i certainly dont find sara attractive and i dont think she will improve with age

as for *******igh she is both ugly inside and out

chuff me dizzy
29-07-2012, 03:11 PM
Hasn't she had a nose job? So she was never naturally pretty anyway.

I read that, she needs a refund !!

Bojangles
29-07-2012, 03:20 PM
Sara is lovely looking whist Ash is pathetic looking.Loved Chris Biggins comment on Ash last night."Is she a *****?"

Bojangles
29-07-2012, 03:21 PM
Why oh why are my posts doubling up?

Lwize
29-07-2012, 04:36 PM
She looks better without make up imo. Those false lashes make her look even more dim.

This.
She's cute, but fails when her personality is factored into the equation.

Tinsel Toes
29-07-2012, 04:40 PM
Hasn't she had a nose job? So she was never naturally pretty anyway.

i'd have the surgeon in court - but then What the hell did Duchess Uglio look like before ?? She may have been better off getting those gigantic ears pinned back - Nah thinking about it - the best surgeon in the world prob at a loss what to do with that shoe face !!!

Censored
29-07-2012, 04:47 PM
Fancy even asking that question anyway. Good job for her the people she asked weren't honest :-D

/\ Totally this!

She really does look like Dobby the House Elf. I think it's time to bring the lie detector back. Hook up Puke S and Conor and get her to ask again...:devil:

smeagol
29-07-2012, 04:51 PM
ashleigh looks like she fell of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
when zombies walk the earth she will fit right in with her crazed crack head eyes and pasty face

KingOfTheMods
29-07-2012, 05:40 PM
I met Ashleigh in a nightclub once, she had an unlit cigarette in her hand and proceeded to ask me if I had a match. I said yes dear, my arse and your face.

Blue Cadillac
29-07-2012, 06:31 PM
About as naturally pretty as a dog turd. What sort of self-obsessed question is that to ask anyway?! Like someone else said, good job she asked people who thrive in telling untruths.

shazur
29-07-2012, 10:56 PM
pukeleigh

waterhog
30-07-2012, 09:47 AM
she has relised she is not a nice person from last night show - i have to admire that. but still to late - she has to go for pukeleigh for so many weeks.

Mr Angry
01-08-2012, 09:32 PM
If Ashleigh had made that comment and I'd been in the house I would have had to leave the room asap for fear of offending as i would not have been able to resist laughing out loud

Yayita
01-08-2012, 09:48 PM
she cleans up nice with all the make-up, but she really is unfortunate looking.

Merry Mockmas
01-08-2012, 09:51 PM
Sara is the only naturally pretty girl left in the house. Lauren was attractive in a cute kind of way. Of all the female housemates who have bagged a fella in the house Ashleigh is the ugliest by a mile

I don't get what it is but Sara's looks have faded a little bit imo, she's definitely not ugly but I think Housemates like Lydia and Deana was/are more naturally prettier than her now.

Oh and with Ashleigh she is the ugliest creature I have ever witnessed.