Olympic Diving Thread (Daley wins Bronze, Bo the Chinaman cries cos he didn't win)

[Jayson]

Not been one made yet so blah

[Locke.]

Coming 5th after round 1 of the final

[Jayson]

When's Tom Daley going to be diving?

Looking forward to seeing him flop

[Jayson]

WnQPK3_zfSQ

[Locke.]

That American girl almost kneed herself in the face then

[Jayson]

A few GIPs so far

[Locke.]

It's always the older one on our team that is letting us down, the 15 year old is doing well.

[Jayson]

One of the Americans looks like she's gonna break the board every time she jumps on it.

[Locke.]

We have ****ed it up

[Braden]

We started pretty well, not going to be able to pull it back :(

[Jayson]

Don't worry Tom Daley will win a gold

[arista]

When's Tom Daley going to be diving?

Looking forward to seeing him flop



Be good
on EuroSport 3-D


I assume China may beat him.

[Jayson]

How are China so good at everything :bored:

[arista]

How are China so good at everything :bored:


Thats Easy
If they do not win
they get put back into Hard lWork
in the rice fields.


China nothing like Easy UK

Sign Of The Times

[Harry!]

Today the Male 10m synchronised platform. And Tom Daley.

[Shaun]

this would be so boring if it weren't for their bodies :idc:

[Jayson]

omg guys I think Shaun likes men :shocked:

[Marc]

C'mon Tom!

[Jayson]

HOI, OIM TOM DALEY, AND THIS IS MOI DOIVE OF THE WAYKE! anus

[Jayson]

Loverly

[Marc]

anus... :suspect:

[Marc]

Great dive, Tom hardly makes a splash does he?

[Jayson]

One on the side closest to us is packing

[Marc]

Chinese should just let us have this one, be fair

[Jayson]

I think it's fairly certain that we've won now

[Marc]

Ridiculously small swimming gear

[Shaun]

in a minute you'll see me running up behind the competition, grabbing their arses and shoving them off the board :pipe:

[Jayson]

They're trying to get the female demographic, Marc.

[Marc]

Cheeky Shaun :pipe:

[Marc]

1, 2, 3.. go!

[Jayson]

One of those yank's arse fell out underwater, there.

[Shaun]

-supporting Mexico and Germany because they're the qtest-

[Marc]

One guy always makes more of a splash than the other and it's quite obvious. Should put a really fat guy on

[Jayson]

Get set, go free!

[Niall]

Tom :lovedup:

[Shaun]

:o I JUST SAW HIS PUBES

[Marc]

I want a jacuzzi

[Shaun]

oh that was a tidy splash :lovedup:

[Jayson]

Grayte doive

[Marc]

Awesome dive

[Black Dagger]

Why on earth am I not watching?

I've missed a yanks arse... I'm sure a dedicated website will have it up later.

[Niall]

They're perfect omfg

[Jayson]

Can't stand being surrounded by all these gays tbh :idc:

[Shaun]

:worship: finish the competition now tbh

[Shaun]

the judge on the left with the curly blonde hair <3 fierce bitch, she keeps smiling at the camera

[Marc]

I want more difficult dives

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

like 90% of them shave their armpits

[Niall]

Can't stand being surrounded by all these gays tbh :idc:

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4lwpy0cBH1qm83g9.jpg

[Shaun]

they jump so close to the diving board ;___;

[Shaun]

jeeeesus the Chinese are unstoppable

[Novo]

Need to start boo'ing these chinese guys to make them nervous

[Niall]

they jump so close to the diving board ;___;

I keep thinking they're gonna hit their heads or something omfg

[Jayson]

What a dive

[Marc]

Seriously good

[Novo]

Horrible bastards

[Jayson]

Wonder how many of these fellas have got socks stuffed down their pants

[Marc]

Tbh we need to train up some identical twins, thats proper syncronised

[Shaun]

what a messy splash :bored: ruined my day

[Marc]

American's not doing great

[Jayson]

Meheeeeeeecoooo

[Marc]

Sanchez Sanchez.. great name

[Shaun]

oooh 4 and a half. daring.

[Jayson]

All of these guys must get so dizzy after all this

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i feel as though this thread is more for discussing the sporting side of it like wow amazing dive! rather than stuff like look at that guys bulge so bye

[Jayson]

Cigars will be passed around in the audience if the Cubans win

[Jayson]

IT'S TOM DAYLAI :amazed:

[Shaun]

ew david cameron

[Jayson]

The commentator just orgasmed so I'm guessing that was good :amazed:

[Harry!]

That spiin by Tom and Pete was like perfection

[Jayson]

Seriously that Ukrainian needs to stop thinking about Mila Kunis every time he's on the board :bored:

[Marc]

We're amazing :lovedup:

[Shaun]

the Ukrainians are getting leftover cheers from team GB, they must be feeling lovely

[Marc]

We're a nice crowd aren't we

[Marc]

C'mon do badly pls

[Marc]

Ouch, that was very good

[Jayson]

That was ridonkulous

[Marc]

Tbh it's not very fair for us, those guys look the exact same [/ignorance]

[Marc]

Why do they have to warm themselves up afterwards? Having a bit of a relax there, bit lazy of them

[Marc]

Wow, I couldn't actually see the other guy they were THAT syncronised

[Jayson]

Really want to see someone hit their head on the board

[Jayson]

woooooooo

[Shaun]

was wondering wtf that red thing was for a moment, was the Cuban's flannel

[Jayson]

Not great :/

[Marc]

Oh no :(

[Shaun]

oh dear.

[MTVN]

Terrible

[Marc]

Really want to see someone hit their head on the board

They would probably die :o

[Jayson]

MTVN :joker:

[Harry!]

Very upsetting but they could inprove.

[Black Dagger]

Well, that was fun while it lasted...

[Shaun]

ew we're in fourth now

i hope they get killed for that

[Jayson]

They would probably die :o

Well in that case let's hope the Chinese do it :idc:

[Marc]

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/61893000/jpg/_61893300_daley_waterfield_646_over.jpg

hehe

[Marc]

Can't have the American's beat us in Diving. They can beat us in everything else but not diving. go away americans pls

[Marc]

I just want to see somebody ran off and cannon ball instead, like somebody who knows they've definitely lost

[Jayson]

Tom Daylaiiii !

[Marc]

ROFL the mexican coach :joker:

[Marc]

FGS Tom

[MTVN]

Meh

[Marc]

Aw I want a medal omg omg :(

[Shaun]

I hate this country now, hope they're happy

[Jayson]

OMG TOM YOU FLOP :mad:

[Jayson]

When's Tom Daley going to be diving?

Looking forward to seeing him flop

Totally called it

Disgrace to the country :idc:

[Marc]

SOMEBODY JUST WIN US A GOLD MEDAL.

Shaun get out there and dive and stuff.

[MTVN]

Damn the Chinese

[Shaun]

-runs-

[Marc]

I'm not being rude or racist but why the hell are China just winning everything, it's so unfair and bias and everything. Somebody put a tax on their second child... oh wait

[Jayson]

Okay, now all we need is Tom and the other guy to jump off, fly twice around the world, and then land perfectly in the water in order to get a gold.

[Marc]

http://gifs.gifbin.com/1236766678_pool_diving_fail.gif
Go Shaun Go Shaun Go

[Marc]

Okay, now all we need is Tom and the other guy to jump off, fly twice around the world, and then land perfectly in the water in order to get a gold.

Yes! :amazed: Can't wait to see that

[Jayson]

Love how they expected us to get 20 golds...

At this rate we wont even get one :bored:

[Marc]

:bawling:

[Marc]

I have a sinking feeling we wont be even top 10 on the medal table at the end of this Olympics

[Marc]

They have craziness :sad: we don't have that

[Jayson]

As long as we get more than the Germans...

[Jayson]

aww

[Marc]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo!!

[Jayson]

Would rather have finished last tbh

[Shaun]

that's it, I'm moving to Shanghai

[Marc]

Literally the worst placing to finish. I'd rather finish 8th

[Jayson]

Think it's about time we started abusing our athletes

Seems to work for China

[Munchkins]

Goddamn this s***
4th place :(
Going to China in October for a trip, think im just going to stay permanently, and not for the 15 days the trip is lol

[Harry!]

Poor Tom and Pete :(. Tom still has his solo dive a later date.

[Black Dagger]

Urgh ffs.

HAVE FAITH IN US GETTING AT LEAST 1 GOLD.

We should in Rowing... :pipe:

[arista]

China Wins Gold , of course.



Sadly Tom failed
his legs went out of the loop on the 4th dive
came below getting any reward.


Typical

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/07/30/article-2181068-144B69A4000005DC-664_634x109.jpg


http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/07/30/article-2181068-144AEE98000005DC-653_634x484.jpg

[Marc]

https://p.twimg.com/AzDr73gCQAAoiMF.jpg:large

[Marc]

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/559222_10151164917131617_960713918_n.jpg

[Marc]

ehehe

[Marc]

Isn't Tom Daley still doing individual diving?

[Jayson]

I'm not sure, I thought it was meant to happen a few days ago?

[Black Dagger]

Isn't Tom Daley still doing individual diving?

10m on Friday, yes.

Don't know if he's a medal hopeful though, I don't think he's been predicted as one, but we'll see.

[Harry!]

Today at 7pm is the Individual Mens trials <3

[Harry!]

Watch here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/2012/live-video/p00w32w1 or BBC3

[Marc]

Well isn't this delightful, can we win gold pls

[Black Dagger]

Well isn't this delightful, can we win gold pls

Probs a bronze at best, but we'll see.

Oh and no medals are getting handed out today, semi finals and finals are tomorrow.

[Harry!]

Tom's first dive was a close shave. But still <3

[Black Dagger]

Bloody flopping he is.

Overhyped, overrated media ***** tbh. :tongue:

I'll support Matthew Mitcham in the final :lovedup:

[lostalex]

There are way too many diving events. Half of China's medals are from diving.

Matthew Mitchem is super FINE though.

[Harry!]

Tom Daley made it into the final, catch it tonight from 8.30pm UK time.

[Shaun]

Don't think he'll grab a medal after how bad the heat was, but it'd be a pleasant surprise :D

[Jayson]

Harry sounding like an advert there

[Black Dagger]

It'd be a pleasant surprise to see him get a bronze.

I am supporting him now Matthew is out. :bored:

[Vanessa]

Tom Daly is so hot ! :amazed::evilgrin::wink:

[Marc]

Vanessa have a cold shower pls

[Shaun]

Sascha Klein :love:

[Shaun]

a hairy diver :suspect: that's a rarity (Nick McRory)

[Marc]

Some of them are reaalllllllyyyyy hairy, Shaun

[Jayson]

Their armpit hair :yuk:

[Munchkins]

i really hope Tom does well :lovedup:

[Marc]

Some guy's pubes were spilling out of his shorts yesterday :yuk:

[Shaun]

oh just go home tom stop trying :mad:

[Marc]

SPLAAAASHHHHHH

So much splash

[Jayson]

oh dear

[Marc]

Tom making a protest, silly camera's flashing

[Munchkins]

Their armpit hair :yuk:

Ew, really does make me feel queasy :yuk:

[Shaun]

yes it was clearly someone else's fault that you're off-par :idc: stupid boy

[Braden]

What a diva.

Lol, I'm kidding.

[Vanessa]

Vanessa have a cold shower pls

After watching all these sexy topless boys i think i'm going to need one! :joker::joker:

[Jayson]

Re-dive

[Shaun]

looool diva -assumes braden intended that pun-

[Marc]

Re-dive good

Shaun stop being a hater :pipe:

[Black Dagger]

Using his excuses already.

He can't help being ****.

[Harry!]

Camera flashes were evident in the games really, he is a UK celebrity.

[Marc]

Haha he came 8th after that first attempt... Lol if he comes lower now (or is there only 8 lol)

[Jayson]

Dive good pls

[Shaun]

oh that was much better

[Jayson]

Think you were all a bit too quick to slate him :pipe:

[Marc]

Using his excuses already.

He can't help being ****.

Jealous.... Using the race card.... Being a hater etc

[Shaun]

oh Boudia's the guy from the gay porn/olympics? meme

[Novo]

what the **** is this guy doing

[Vanessa]

That was really good! :cheer2:

[Black Dagger]

Jealous.... Using the race card.... Being a hater etc

:laugh:

Oh well done that time Tom.

Keep it up, get a bronze xo.

[Shaun]

lucas i'm watching men in trunks, please don't say "keep it up"

[Jayson]

I don't get how they decide which votes count

[Novo]

Qio Bo ending Daley's hopes

[Shaun]

I think they use the most average scores of the lot, but it is confusing me too

[Shaun]

so many of these dives look the same to me that none of them are really that impressive any more... maybe if one of them evolved into a unicorn mid-air I'd be amazed

[Jayson]

I'd be so POd if 4 out of the 7 judges gave me a 10 but they didn't count them

[Jayson]

The Mexican guy looks like he's trying to solve a tricky maths equation when he stands on the board

[Braden]

looool diva -assumes braden intended that pun-

Omg, I didn't...I'm a subliminal comedian. :amazed:

[Harry!]

I could never do this diving, the pressure to get it right would be too much for me.

[Munchkins]

I could never do this diving, the pressure to get it right would be too much for me.

If i wasn't allergic to Chlorine i'd love to try and dive, looks so difficult though!

[Marc]

oh Boudia's the guy from the gay porn/olympics? meme

?

so many of these dives look the same to me that none of them are really that impressive any more... maybe if one of them evolved into a unicorn mid-air I'd be amazed

It's all about their movement, splash, spin, legs and stuff. I've become quite an expert :pipe: I could do this

[Shaun]

nicholas looks like he's doing a poo

[Marc]

Ivan FTW if he beats the Chinese then yay

[Shaun]

?

http://i.imgur.com/kx3wp.jpg

[Marc]

McCrory is a hairy bitch

[Jayson]

Think we should make a TiBB diving team

[Novo]

i want someone to lose their balance whilst doing that handstand on the platform and just fall into the water like a sack of ****

[Vanessa]

If i wasn't allergic to Chlorine i'd love to try and dive, looks so difficult though!

I could never do it! I'm too scared of hights! :eek:

[Marc]

http://i.imgur.com/kx3wp.jpg

:joker: every time the scores come up they look naked, you'd think they'd like wear more, less revealing, stuff

[Munchkins]

I could never do it! I'm too scared of hights! :eek:

Heh i'd probably just dive from like a height of 1m :joker:

[Jayson]

I think that's what most people watch it for, Andy

[Novo]

Think we should make a TiBB diving team

Sticks in his 1965 umbro vintage trunks making a splashless dive for Team TIBB

[Marc]

Think we should make a TiBB diving team

Yay! I heard Josy is a good bomber

[Shaun]

*does a 3.8 difficulty cannonball*

[Braden]

Is it just me or is his armpit hair odd.

Good dive anyway.

[Marc]

Novo did you watch the BMX'ing? That was fun!

Lots of accidents

[Shaun]

Beckham :amazed:

[Novo]

Becks looking a bit confused

[Jayson]

Me evolving into a unicorn mid-air

[Marc]

Becks looking a bit confused

He likes what he see's?

[Marc]

-evolves into charizard whilst doing a 2.5 back somersault-

[Vanessa]

:joker: every time the scores come up they look naked, you'd think they'd like wear more, less revealing, stuff

I love it! :blush2:

[Novo]

Just imagine if one of those Chinese guys did that handstand thing and Becks came out of nowhere ran down the platform and did a jumping karate kick right into the guys head and knocked him spinning into the water for a 0 score.. that's what i want to see

[Harry!]

One Direction are also watching the diving, according to some.

[Marc]

One Direction are also watching the diving, according to some.

Probably sat in a circle wanking off over the guys

[Vanessa]

Probably sat in a circle wanking off over the guys

:joker:

[lostalex]

The arab one is the only hot one imo.

[Munchkins]

Probably sat in a circle wanking off over the guys

LMFAO
One direction make me want to kill myself

[Marc]

Tom moving slowly away from the bronze spot

[Black Dagger]

One Direction are also watching the diving, according to some.

Thanks for that knowledge Harry, can die happy now xo.

[MTVN]

Good dive, good dive

[Marc]

Shiiiiit

[Marc]

Lynne You Wee didn't do very well there

[Shaun]

Daley third :amazed:

[Marc]

Can see Tom ballsing this up

[Jayson]

Great dive

[MTVN]

Great dive Tom :worship:

[MTVN]

Gonna be a tense last round

[Marc]

Ahhh

[Black Dagger]

OMG...

Hopefully the Chinese & David flop in the last round.

[MTVN]

So annoying having the crowd know the scores first

Daley top though D:

[Shaun]

omg.. he's top!? :amazed:

[Marc]

1 more dive each and Tom leads by 0.15 :-/

[Shaun]

GO ON TOM I NEVER DOUBTED YOU DO THIS FOR ME PLEASE x

[Jayson]

omgomgomg

[Marc]

Just need Daley to do very well

:bawling:

[Harry!]

He is doing so well at 1st, he should be in chances of getting any medal!

[Braden]

C'mon Tom!

[Locke.]

Tom will fall victim to the long awaited fall off the diving board

[Jayson]

oh just go home tom stop trying :mad:

GO ON TOM I NEVER DOUBTED YOU DO THIS FOR ME PLEASE x

ahem

[Jayson]

Someone who hasn't got a chance should just do a bomb now

[Novo]

Qou Bo is saving his best til last i fear

[skkc16]

This is so intense

[Black Dagger]

Tom's last dive is .3 less than the other 3.

Which worries me.

[skkc16]

Yeah. He needs to nail it

[Vanessa]

I hope Tom gets the gold! :dance:

[Jayson]

Here comes Tom :amazed:

[Shaun]

oh... that poor guy :( [the injured one]

[MTVN]

Hmm

[Jayson]

omg///

[Jayson]

Is it enough? :amazed:

[Shaun]

eeeeek, not sure if that'll be enough D:

[Marc]

He's gonna get Bronze

[MTVN]

Don't think he'll get gold

[Shaun]

the others have higher difficulties, just hope they don't nail them :laugh:

[Jayson]

aww

[MTVN]

****

[Locke.]

Knocked down into the silver position