"Someone on Twitter put 'How do I clean a make-up brush', I was right in there"

[Locke.]

Well then, best line of the series. He should win just for this quote and the rest of that conversation.

Take a bow son.

http://i.imgur.com/uyWEA.jpg

[Cherry Christmas]

No the peep toe v wedge debate should see him crowned the winner...:laugh::laugh:

[Jamie585]

that convo was really funny :P

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

gay

[JTM45]

Very disappointing to see you supporting such a weak and dumb housemate Locke.
I know you do like to back the losers but you usually at least back the controversial, outspoken losers, not the incredibly dumb, sad ones who try to cover up their fook-ups by saying he "made a choice not to press the button sooner".:joker:

As well as being a weak, stupid housemate he's also had one of the worst and most blatant showmances in BB history! Lame-o!!!! :hugesmile:

[Locke.]

The fake romance has been his only downside, other than that he has been a good housemate.

[Apple202]

If by good you mean bad, then yes he's been a good Housemate.

[Jords]

...

[Locke.]

If by good you mean bad, then yes he's been a good Housemate.

...

Sums that post up perfectly Jords, good work.

[calyman]

If by good you mean bad, then yes he's been a good Housemate.
Lol excellent line. :)

[Marc]

Yeah what Deana did to him last night was deserved, purely for this comment.

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Yeah what Deana did to him last night was deserved, purely for this comment.

I can't stand Deana, but i cheered when she called him out on his crap! :joker:

[Marmalite]

The fake romance has been his only downside, other than that he has been a good housemate.



I disagree.

Is only downside was actually entering the BB house on Day 1.

He tries to act the alpha macho male but fails badly - he's a complete walk-over (he can't even hit a button in time fgs). The only alpha male he will ever be is at home, and that's because he pee's standing up (if he even does that!).

He's been a nothing HM and he is very lucky that they put 'desperate for attention' *******igh in the house or we wouldn't even know he was there.

The most annoying fact is that he probably took a spot in the house from someone who would be much more entertaining and much more worthy.

BB Failed big time when they chose him!

[Kizzy]

I disagree.

Is only downside was actually entering the BB house on Day 1.

He tries to act the alpha macho male but fails badly - he's a complete walk-over (he can't even hit a button in time fgs). The only alpha male he will ever be is at home, and that's because he pee's standing up (if he even does that!).

He's been a nothing HM and he is very lucky that they put 'desperate for attention' *******igh in the house or we wouldn't even know he was there.

The most annoying fact is that he probably took a spot in the house from someone who would be much more entertaining and much more worthy.

BB Failed big time when they chose him!

I agree antony hatface should have gone in :D

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

How can people support this moron? :bored:

[Locke.]

Because he is better than the other 6, quite simple really

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Because he is better than the other 6, quite simple really

He pressed the button. Then he said he didn't want the money. Why did he press the buzzer, then? :suspect:

[Locke.]

Every single one of them in there lie at least once per day.

[Holly Christmas]

He's a moron, shallow, selfish and boring as feck. Narcissistic cretin :bored:

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Every single one of them in there lie at least once per day.

I think Conor is right. He's using Ash to win the show. It's wrong. He's going to dump her as soon as the show ends. :bored:

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

He's a moron, shallow, selfish and boring as feck. Narcissistic cretin :bored:

He's using Ash. I don't even like the girl, but i think it's wrong. :nono:

[Locke.]

Ashleigh needs dumping. And she clearly likes Conor more than Luke anyway, do you have any complaints about that?

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Ashleigh needs dumping. And she clearly likes Conor more than Luke anyway, do you have any complaints about that?

Conor is just a friend. She seems to really like Luke S. She was the only one who hugged him after he returned from the white room. :)

[Locke.]

She was also diving all over Conor even after her boyfriend had just lost 50k to him, planning to spread her legs as soon as she gets out of the house to get her hands on the cash.

Me and Joey know what she is like

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

She was also diving all over Conor even after her boyfriend had just lost 50k to him, planning to spread her legs as soon as she gets out of the house to get her hands on the cash.

Me and Joey know what she is like

But he's got a girlfriend. I don't think Conor likes Ash that way anyway. Only as a mate. :)

[Kizzy]

He's a moron, shallow, selfish and boring as feck. Narcissistic cretin :bored:

And gay...you forgot gay ;)
(not that I have anything against anyones sexuality)

[Locke.]

Well aren't you a horrible homophobe

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

His sexuality is irrelevant here. Why does it matter? :conf2:

[MeMyselfAndI]

He bores me so much. That wasn't even the best line of the episode. Deana was hilarious, "The moral of the story is.... press the button faster", Then Luke bursts into tears :laugh3:

[Locke.]

His sexuality is irrelevant here. Why does it matter? :conf2:

Very true Vanessa, going to have to let Mockinator know about this

[Livia]

His sexuality is irrelevant... whether he's hetero or gay, he's acting like a pathetic, spoilt little girl.

[Bojangles]

He was so funny in the White room and about the makeup brush.He's not a nasty person,like Deana is now becoming.
He's going to give Adam a run to the finish.

[Cherry Christmas]

Every single one of them in there lie at least once per day.

By all means lie, but try and be a bit clever about it...he has convinced himself that he didnt press the button, if he seriously believes that, maybe the WR has messed with his head and he cant think straight, he seems to have conveniently forgotton that the other HMs were watching...:joker: I think he has to go down as one of the more gullible BB HMs, he was chosen for the agent task because he was the only one in the house who would fall for it...and thinking Conor was going to hand him 50K was stupidly naive, and as for getting together with Ashleigh...words fail me. Every time someone questions him about life after BB with Ashleigh he starts to yawn...you dont need to be a body language expert to see through him

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

By all means lie, but try and be a bit clever about it...he has convinced himself that he didnt press the button, if he seriously believes that, maybe the WR has messed with his head and he cant think straight, he seems to have conveniently forgotton that the other HMs were watching...:joker: I think he has to go down as one of the more gullible BB HMs, he was chosen for the agent task because he was the only one in the house who would fall for it...and thinking Conor was going to hand him 50K was stupidly naive, and as for getting together with Ashleigh...words fail me. Every time someone questions him about life after BB with Ashleigh he starts to yawn...you dont need to be a body language expert to see through him

it's a good thing we all saw him press the button! Does he not think we have eyes? :joker:

[Kizzy]

Well aren't you a horrible homophobe

no

[glasstangerine]

I loved this conversation! I am really warming to Luke now that he's not associating with bullys and manipulators. If you think about it he is one of the few people who got close to Conor without really being poisoned by him, he's really just stayed the same the whole time.

I think he's just a really simple guy who wants to do everything perfect and his idea of perfect is very different from some of us. He did great as the monitor in the Rules task, I think that's exactly the right kind of job for him and we as a society need orderly people like that. I sure as hell couldn't do it.

[In the Drunk Tank]

Couple more comments like this and I can definitely see him making a late dash for that 50k

[Holly Christmas]

Couple more comments like this and I can definitely see him making a late dash for that 50k

Lol Matt, I love your optimism. He might make 4th on sympathy votes ;)

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

I want him to be the first out on the final! :nono:

[Raph]

The fake romance has been his only downside, other than that he has been a good housemate.

Agreed :D

[Holly Christmas]

I want him to be the first out on the final! :nono:

so do I, and so he should, the boring bleep. :hugesmile:

[Locke.]

Deana fans calling Luke boring... oh dear

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Deana fans calling Luke boring... oh dear

I actually think he's a good housemate. But i'm not happy that he blames Conor for losing the money. If he wanted the 50 grand he should have pressed the button when he had the chance! :)

[Kizzy]

Deana fans calling Luke boring... oh dear

What has he done thats so enthralling?...

[Locke.]

I actually think he's a good housemate. But i'm not happy that he blames Conor for losing the money. If he wanted the 50 grand he should have pressed the button when he had the chance! :)

I think the main thing that is beating him up is that he didn't realize Conor had pressed it before him an thought for just a few seconds that he had won the money. I don't think he would have been as bad if he hadn't believed he'd won it.

[Locke.]

What has he done thats so enthralling?...

1. Gave his all in the tasks
2. Been a major talking point in the biggest thing that happened this series (White Room)
3. Made plenty of funny comments without even realizing it
4. Destroyed Chris and Arron without even trying
5. Not joined in in any of the bitching despite being one of the main people in the Insider group

Deana's list:

1. Got "bullied" by Conor
2. Been miserable for 10 weeks

[Sophiee]

luke s is very funny without realising it. he really entertained me during the white room task, I'd definitely be happy with him winning this series, as unlikely as it is to happen.

[Munchkins]

Tbh as much as i dislike him, it was funny when he said that:hugesmile:

[Holly Christmas]

I'd rather watch paint dry than Luke S. :idc:

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

I think the main thing that is beating him up is that he didn't realize Conor had pressed it before him an thought for just a few seconds that he had won the money. I don't think he would have been as bad if he hadn't believed he'd won it.

He shouldn't blame Conor. There's nothing wrong in wanting 50 grand. Why can't he admit he wanted the money ? :shrug:

[Withano]

The fake romance has been his only downside, other than that he has been a good housemate.

His fake romance is his only interesting side, and that side to him sucks!

[Locke.]

I'm sure he will when he talks to Brian

[Roy Mars III]

He's not great but still one of the better ones in there though that's not saying much when people like Deana and Ashleigh are in the house

[Livia]

If you find desperation an endearing quality, then Luke S is your man. I remember the BarBell Media thing... how excrutiating was that? His greedy little eyes lit up when he thought he was going to make some cash. He's got with Ashleigh for viewer support, you can't tell me he actually likes her? He watches himself in the mirror constantly. While he was in the bath with Ashleigh last night, there he was watching himself wash his own ar5e in the mirror, it was virtually at eye level for her... and they say romance is dead. His snivelling and crying has been the most entertaining thing he's done, apart from pressing the button a fraction of a second too late.

[Locke.]

Don't think anyone believes he likes Ashleigh, most agree that it was just a gameplan. He'll get rid pretty quickly after they leave and rightfully so.

[Livia]

Don't think anyone believes he likes Ashleigh, most agree that it was just a gameplan. He'll get rid pretty quickly after they leave and rightfully so.

And you think that's commendable? Wow... I wonder what criteria you'd use for hating someone?

[Locke.]

And you think that's commendable? Wow... I wonder what criteria you'd use for hating someone?

I'm not saying it's a nice thing to do (although I do think Ashleigh is doing the exact same thing), but it's a good dynamic to watch.

I find him amusing and think he is a decent guy overall, who is playing a gameshow how he sees fit. That is why he is my favourite.

[Kizzy]

I'm not saying it's a nice thing to do (although I do think Ashleigh is doing the exact same thing), but it's a good dynamic to watch.

I find him amusing and think he is a decent guy overall, who is playing a gameshow how he sees fit. That is why he is my favourite.

They are all playing the game as they see fit though, some are playing it better than others ...you know what they say, softly softly catchy monkey.
Deana has timed it perfectly.

[Livia]

I'm not saying it's a nice thing to do (although I do think Ashleigh is doing the exact same thing), but it's a good dynamic to watch.

I find him amusing and think he is a decent guy overall, who is playing a gameshow how he sees fit. That is why he is my favourite.

I might agree with you if it wasn't so obvious what Luke S is doing. And actually, as much as I dislike Ashleigh, I do think she likes Luke an awful lot more than he likes her.

Just my opinion, I know he's your fave...

[alex_front2]

LukeS tries to be alpha, tries really hard, but ultimately he's extremely camp and in touch with his feminine side. Even Scott was alarmed at how much LukeS knew about makeup and women's fashion.

Remember, LukeS openly admits he prefers shopping to football and his fav relaxing hobby is sewing. C'mon people.