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Legend killer
07-08-2012, 02:34 PM
BRB the biggest and most dangerous Snakes and Spiders wonder freely in and around your living area

BRB just putting my trousers on Oh look a Hunstman is resting in them

BRB going to have a shower Oh look there is a black widow on my shower head

BRB going to enjoy the sun in my garden Oh look there is a 60 foot long snake hanging from my shed

BRB my girl is giving me a massive hug while i wake up Oh look it's a snake rapping itself around my body ready to eat me

BRB going to meet my mates Oh look there is a croc on my doorstep

BRB EVERYONE is an amazing swimmer because if your not you will be eaten by a shark

Sometimes i think they still think they are convicts and not allowed to leave the country.

Yes they have the sexiest girls in the world(with the sexiest accents) and also have great weather but i would rather hold on to all my limbs thank you very much

Legend killer
07-08-2012, 02:42 PM
http://dingo.care2.com/pictures/c2c/share/89/891/169/891693_370.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j65i5PDUeT4

BRB looks like a scene out of Jurassic Park with Spider's eating snakes

Austrailia

http://i46.tinypic.com/iz9a2a.jpg

Me. I Am Salman
07-08-2012, 03:08 PM
What do you mean by BRB :conf:

MTVN
07-08-2012, 03:14 PM
What do you mean by BRB :conf:

Also wondered this

Legend killer
07-08-2012, 03:14 PM
Be Right Back

LemonJam
07-08-2012, 03:18 PM
Girls with Australian accents >

Legend killer
07-08-2012, 03:20 PM
http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/.ZC6xQ7aNvEa84PbtuQKbg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTMxMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/590/2012/07/27/croc-1-with-Javier-JPG_190642.jpg

Me. I Am Salman
07-08-2012, 03:21 PM
Be Right Back

Oh I thought you meant something else

MTVN
07-08-2012, 03:30 PM
Thought BRB was be right back but it doesn't really make any sense next to those points :suspect:

Shaun
07-08-2012, 03:31 PM
The weather, the natural landscape, the greater job opportunities (at the moment) :shrug:

Kate!
07-08-2012, 03:33 PM
could you please spoiler that horrible fecking spider, I had hysterics when I saw the big bastard.

Locke.
07-08-2012, 03:34 PM
could you please spoiler that horrible fecking spider, I had hysterics when I saw the big bastard.

http://i46.tinypic.com/iz9a2a.jpg

arista
07-08-2012, 03:38 PM
But Down Under has City Areas
so its like here

Legend killer
07-08-2012, 03:40 PM
Locke knows bout that Legend Killer original pic well played myh boy

Legend killer
07-08-2012, 03:44 PM
The weather, the natural landscape, the greater job opportunities (at the moment) :shrug:

Hope you reach your being eaten by a snake and then a spider eating said snake goals of 2012 shaun

Niamh.
07-08-2012, 03:58 PM
Hope you reach your being eaten by a snake and then a spider eating said snake goals of 2012 shaun

I was in Australia a couple of years ago and I never saw one spider or snake (apart from when I went to the zoo) saw some massive moths though -shudders-

Legend killer
07-08-2012, 04:07 PM
I have cousins living over there and they pretty much every day have giant snakes chilling in there frontpath SMH

If i had my way all the ladies would be split up and sent evenly to North London and Ireland and the whole country would be set on fire

Munchkins
07-08-2012, 04:09 PM
Don't see the big appeal - would like to go for a holiday but nothing else.

Legend killer
07-08-2012, 04:15 PM
Don't see the big appeal - would like to go for a holiday but nothing else.

Hope you reach your being eaten by a snake and then a spider eating said snake goals of 2012 Munchkins


What we really need to ask ourselves is how long untill we get some sort of mix breed between a snake and a spider.

I am fairly certain if a Spider can eat a snake it can also work it's magic so to speak aswell

Jords
07-08-2012, 04:16 PM
BRB

..wait, Im not coming back