At the seaside: things I have heard from my window.

[Kate!]

I'm off to the seaside for the weekend with family :love:

I'm gonna stuff my face with crap food, and get pissed. If I come on here at any point, please disregard any bollocks I may come out with.

:D :D :D

[Jake.]

Have fun!

[Jords]

:amazed:

[Marc]

Always do Kate! :thumbs:

Just kidding, have a great time! :laugh:

[michael21]

I'm off to the seaside for the weekend with family :love:

I'm gonna stuff my face with crap food, and get pissed. If I come on here at any point, please disregard any bollocks I may come out with.

:D :D :D

you have fun :dance:

[Petershaw1984]

Have lots of fun kate weathers gunna be lovely

[Munchkins]

Have a really good time Kate :) :love:

[reece(:]

Have fun, it's lovely being on the coast!:)

[Maia]

Have a great time Kate! :hugesmile: I live by the seaside, don't appreciate it nearly as much as I should

[Redway]

Have fun!

[Kate!]

Cheers guys, and Marc ..... You are bloody cheeky, good job i luv ya. :D

[Mrluvaluva]

Sounds great. I am jealous. Hope you have a great time and the weather stays nice for you.

[Shaun]

Which part? IS IT TORQUAY? STAY AWAY IF IT IS



/have a lovely time :love:

[Locke.]

Does the seaside = Newquay and places like that?

[Black Dagger]

Drunken Kate, can't wait. :bored:

:tongue:

[InOne]

Will you be riding on the Donkeys?

Have a good time :love:

[Kate!]

Ah, the delights of the ignore list. :D

[Kate!]

Shaun - nay fear. It's not Torquay :p I'm heading for Blackpool.

Lucas - Don't be cheeky ;)

Joe - I'm not planning on riding any donkeys no. Poor things, I don't like them being made to do that. :( I might steal one and give it to you as a Christmas present then you can have your own donkey and call it Clarissa.:love:

[Black Dagger]

Ah, the delights of the ignore list. :D

He was actually asking a serious question for once. :pipe:

[GypsyGoth]

Hope you have an amazing time :love:

[Shaun]

Does the seaside = Newquay and places like that?

I guess yeah :p

Newquay's awesome, only been once though

[Black Dagger]

BLACKPOOL?

Hide your purse, they'll frigging lynch you.

[Locke.]

He was actually asking a serious question for once. :pipe:

Nothing but nice and this is the treatment I get

I know how Deana felt now when Conor went on his rant

[Kate!]

BLACKPOOL?

Hide your purse, they'll frigging lynch you.

They'd have to catch me first. :D

[Jords]

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[Kizzy]

Have a lovely time kate! will be expecting a virtual stick of rock :)

[Kate!]

Pffffft, Ffs. Noisy inconsiderate pussheads alert.

So I'm in a B&B in Blackpool and its too hot to sleep. I've got the window wide open and for the past hour and a half I've been contemplating murder.

These are some of the lovely things I've heard (shouted at tops of voices in most cases)

1 there's only one Wayyyyyyne Rooooooney, etc..... (Thank feck I say)

2 I'm never coming out with you two again, ****ing slaaaaaags, you've ruined my night. Hysterical sobbing. Translation - you both pulled and I didn't ;)

3 I'm getting marrieeeeed in the morneeeeeng!!! (You'd best bloody sober up then, dickhead)

4 oy oy oy, Dazzer you twat, you can't piss there!

5 A million demented seagulls

And loads more friendly banter. :bored:

[Jords]

4 oy oy oy, Dazzer you twat, you can't piss there!


:laugh2:

[Shaun]

i like drunk kate

pee in my mouth

[Kate!]

i like drunk kate

pee in my mouth

How lovely Shaun :laugh:

I'm actually sober Haha, too hot to drink alcohol last night, I just drank o.juice and water (loads)

Shame, I was planning on getting blitzed while I watched the eviction on the telly in the room, but hey ho. It's like a sauna in here.

Melts.i

[Black Dagger]

Pffffft, Ffs. Noisy inconsiderate pussheads alert.

So I'm in a B&B in Blackpool and its too hot to sleep. I've got the window wide open and for the past hour and a half I've been contemplating murder.

These are some of the lovely things I've heard (shouted at tops of voices in most cases)

1 there's only one Wayyyyyyne Rooooooney, etc..... (Thank feck I say)

2 I'm never coming out with you two again, ****ing slaaaaaags, you've ruined my night. Hysterical sobbing. Translation - you both pulled and I didn't ;)

3 I'm getting marrieeeeed in the morneeeeeng!!! (You'd best bloody sober up then, dickhead)

4 oy oy oy, Dazzer you twat, you can't piss there!

5 A million demented seagulls

And loads more friendly banter. :bored:

Blackpool at it's finest. :lovedup:

[Josy]

I'm getting marrieeeeed in the morneeeeeng!!! (You'd best bloody sober up then, dickhead)


:joker::joker::joker:

[thesheriff443]

next time kate get a room with air con:joker:
i bet it will be packed on the beach,have a real good time.

[Marc]

Million demented seagulls...? :suspect:

[Jake.]

So a good nights rest then?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

kate you have to go in pasaje del terror dont come back to st helens unless you have been in there

[arista]

I hope its a Funky time.