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the truth
10-08-2012, 01:15 AM
Must admit I measured every girlfriend over the years and myself

its probably a bit weird but I like to know the dimensions

at present by tummy is a flabby 36 inches, chest 46 inches , arms 16 inches

bmi is supposedly around 21%

the last but 1 girlfriend has 27 inch thighs which were 4 inches bigger than mine and twice as strong, hell of a grapevine on her too:wavey:
Novo
10-08-2012, 01:18 AM
thought the mods banned all the Locke multiple accounts a while back?
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
10-08-2012, 01:20 AM
penis only
Jords
10-08-2012, 01:25 AM
Monthly. Trying to shift the pounds.
Ramsay
10-08-2012, 01:41 AM
penis only

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Shaun
10-08-2012, 01:55 AM
you measure other penises, karl?
the truth
10-08-2012, 01:56 AM
i only measure the old boy after watching certain olympic events, strangely im finding th hockey ladies sexier than the volleyball
Ramsay
10-08-2012, 02:03 AM
you measure other penises, karl?

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwg5nqw2ta1qzjix8.gif
lostalex
11-08-2012, 08:42 AM
thought the mods banned all the Locke multiple accounts a while back?

I think they've given up.
lostalex
11-08-2012, 08:44 AM
on the topic... I don't even let my BF's see me shower. If any guy ever tried to "measure me" ??? are you kidding? not a chance. If i even caught him looking at the tags in my jeans to check my size there would be problems. he would not be a happy camper, and i'd quickly remind him of all of his own inadequecies, if he wants to get into measurements, i could think of plenty other measurements of a man that i could humiliate him with.

If i ever feel even slightly judged, i go on the offensive with the quickness. they usually learn fast that way.
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
11-08-2012, 09:43 AM
how many bf's do you have
Jake.
11-08-2012, 09:46 AM
how many bf's do you have

:joker:
Legend killer
11-08-2012, 01:38 PM
http://i40.tinypic.com/5kosvn.jpg

The Only Measuring my GF has done don't involve my body

NOMSAYEN.GIF
the truth
11-08-2012, 01:56 PM
on the topic... I don't even let my BF's see me shower. If any guy ever tried to "measure me" ??? are you kidding? not a chance. If i even caught him looking at the tags in my jeans to check my size there would be problems. he would not be a happy camper, and i'd quickly remind him of all of his own inadequecies, if he wants to get into measurements, i could think of plenty other measurements of a man that i could humiliate him with.

If i ever feel even slightly judged, i go on the offensive with the quickness. they usually learn fast that way.

i dig your feisty attitude...i feel a date coming on:wavey: