Celebrity Big Brother 10 Launch [Discussion Thread 9PM]

[Vanessa]

Goodbye real world! :laugh:

[Johnnyuk123]

Becky's slim sister Cheryl enters the house.

[Munchkins]

Housemate number 3 now :O

[Harry!]

They are like drunk or what.

[Marc]

I'm calling it; they'll mess this up big time haha

[Maia]

Who have we got here

[Drew.]

Omg situation !!!

[reece(:]

Best three first!!!

[Munchkins]

THE SITUATION is so sexy

[Apple202]

OMG! OMG! as if lol

[Maia]

THE SITUATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :amazed:

[Brother Leon]

Yes!

[Roy Mars III]

:worship:

[Marc]

Jersey Shore... oh god

[Vanessa]

Omg ! Mike! :amazed::amazed::amazed:

[Kazanne]

Who's this>

[Shaun]

oh lordy

[Maia]

Winner, sorry Cheryl

[Saph]

this is gonna be a good house :laugh:

[Sam:)]

THE SITUATION! **** just got real

[billy123]

Who the hell is is that knobhead?

[Jordan.]

Putting him in with them two :joker: He'll be walking back out.

[Munchkins]

He really is so hot :love:

[Gstar]

Oh WOW Jersey Shore!

[Brother Leon]

Winner of CBB and C5UBB here.

[Doogle]

He's actually a bigger name... but not here :joker:

[Apple202]

As if they got The Situation! Since when did CH 5 actually get Celebs?:o

[Marc]

-is not calling him The Situation-

[Johnnyuk123]

Luke S's arrogant twin just walked into the house.

[Maia]

3 housemates and already this is the best CBB lineup ever

[GiRTh]

Whos this joker?

[reece(:]

Brian stop being a fricken perv, urgh

[Vanessa]

Putting him in with them two :joker: He'll be walking back out.

:laugh2:

[Shaun]

shame about his face.

Will probably be an amazing HM though.

[Maia]

-is not calling him The Situation-

But he is The Situation!!

[billy123]

The situation is get that twat out first.

[Gillian-73]

Never heard of him. Nice bod though!

[whocares]

lol the situation is gonna have an identity crisis without tanning

[Munchkins]

I really love this cast already :love:

[Doogle]

:joker::joker::joker: This is such a mess

[Saph]

I hope the call him Mike and not the situation

[Maia]

He's already won it :pipe:

[james130]

This is brilliant! Favourite housemate so far. Love Jershey Shore.

[GypsyGoth]

Brian was trying to get the crowd to turn on him.

[Jordan.]

:worship:

[Harry!]

I don't watch Gordie Shore but he will definitely get the viewers hooked.

[Shaun]

why does he need to do BB :suspect: he's still a big name surely?

[Marc]

His abs look awful

[Gillian-73]

Putting him in with them two :joker: He'll be walking back out.

:laugh3:

[Monkey Slut]

-is not calling him The Situation-

I did cringe a bit when I saw it said "The Situation" on his name tag, not Mike.

[Johnnyuk123]

I have a six pack of beer if that counts.

[Scotty07]

:joker:

[Brother Leon]

The Situation looks scared ****less lol

[Black Dagger]

Brian trying to ruin his chances. :bored:

[Vanessa]

Omg! What a character! I love him already! :lovedup:

[Jordan.]

omfg :joker:

[Braden]

I'm laughing so much...I knew he'd be like wtf.

His body tho.

[Apple202]

He seems cool, the only thing putting me off him is some of the posters that support him on here :laugh:

[Saph]

this is so weird

[Marc]

Oh god i'm laughing but in pain

[Doogle]

Oh my god the housemates are going to carry this so much

[iRyan]

Pmsl!!!!!!

[Shaun]

OH MY GOD -dead-

[arista]

Whos this joker?


Not a Star

[billy123]

Did the dumbass really just say which one?

[Jordan.]

This is brilliant

[Gillian-73]

Haha i bet he will walk out lol

[Joe.]

wtf am I WATCHING- load of sh!te so far.

[Sam:)]

Oh that face is priceless

[Munchkins]

LMFAO this is great

[Smithy]

their faces when the music played i am crying :laugh3:

[Apple202]

Ahahaha! everyone in so far is brilliant!

[Vanessa]

Mike looks like WFT ?:joker:

[Jordan.]

"Why don't you have a breadstick Julie" LMFAO

[Shaun]

:lovedup: omfg

state of it

omfg

[SharkAttack]

The situation is get that twat out first.


:joker:

Concur.

[Gillian-73]

Did the dumbass really just say which one?

He really did :D

[Harry!]

They make a fabulous double act.

[Marc]

Omg this is golden

[Maia]

Oh my god :joker:

[David R]

This suddenly got interesting for me because I love Jersey Shore and 'The Situation' is hilarious. I love the way he always talks about himself in the 3rd person because its so god damn arrogant :joker:

[Jordan.]

-dead-

[Saph]

I'm loving this so far! cringing but loving it!

[MTVN]

The Situation :worship:

[Joe.]

:worship: The Situation atm is that Michael has to win :worship:

[Black Dagger]

****ing hilarious.

This series needed some humour after a tense BB13.

[Maia]

This series is amazing already and it's only been half an hour

[Jords]

:lovedup: omfg

state of it

omfg

:laugh3:

[Me. I Am Salman]

They actually got him!! :amazed::amazed::amazed:

[Apple202]

I love everyone in so far equally. Hope The Situation doesn't turn out like Frankie Cocozza/Kirk Norcross though!

[Marc]

Cheryl needs to be on me right now

[Johnnyuk123]

And the fourth housemate is Wellard.

[Drew.]

if the situation is anything like he is in jersey shore then he could cause chaos , hes hilarious

[Jords]

Somebody plz tell me why he is called the situation?

[Saph]

Mike lived with Jwow and Snookie so Julie and Hev cant be that unusual for him

[Gillian-73]

I have a six pack of beer if that counts.

It always helps lol

[seaodw]

I dont understand playing the theme music into the house?? Couldnt they just play it into their earpieces, its suppose to be a secret mission like

[AnnieK]

This is Tv gold.....

[Marc]

And the fourth housemate is Wellard.

:o

[Vanessa]

Mike is great! Sexy and a bit cocky! What's not to like? :evilgrin:

[Shaun]

Somebody plz tell me why he is called the situation?

Mike "the situation" claims to have got his nickname because his abs are so ripped they are a "situation."

...idk either

[Gillian-73]

I was crying

[daniel-lewis-1985]

I dont understand playing the theme music into the house?? Couldnt they just play it into their earpieces, its suppose to be a secret mission like

They are playing it into their ear pieces.

Only us and Cheryl and Julie can hear it.

[Shaun]

Vanessa in "liking a housemate with abs" shocker

[Vanessa]

I love everyone in so far equally. Hope The Situation doesn't turn out like Frankie Cocozza/Kirk Norcross though!

Frankie was great, but Kirk was an ass! :conf2:

[chuff me dizzy]

I had tears rolling at Julie,Cheryl doing task, I think Im going to like Julie !! LOVE IT !!!!!! :joker::joker::joker:

[Maia]

That Daily Star advert I swear

[reece(:]

I had tears rolling at Julie,Cheryl doing task, I think Im going to like Julie !! LOVE IT !!!!!! :joker::joker::joker:
I was too :joker: great duo!! Julian to join them aswell, awesome!!!

[Apple202]

They have quite a high standard in celebs with these three, no doubt the next seven will be Z listers like Ablisa and The Dalek Man from BGT.

[chuff me dizzy]

Frankie was great, but Kirk was an ass! :conf2:

Frankie CBB ClasS !!!!!!!

[Shaun]

They did play it into their earpieces :p Julie just wasn't very discreet when she heard it

[Saph]

when Cheryl said "you like the bedroom dont you Julie" :laugh3:

[Brother Leon]

Throw in some eye candy for Mike.

[seaodw]

They are playing it into their ear pieces.

Only us and Cheryl and Julie can hear it.

ah right I thought everyone could hear the music

[Vanessa]

I had tears rolling at Julie,Cheryl doing task, I think Im going to like Julie !! LOVE IT !!!!!! :joker::joker::joker:

These two are hilarious together! I feel like i'm watching a comedy show! :joker:

[Shaun]

-bets the next is Rhian-

[Marc]

Vanessa in "liking a housemate with abs" shocker

:laugh2:

[chuff me dizzy]

I was too :joker: great duo!! Julian to join them aswell, awesome!!!

Chuffing BRILLIANT !!

[Munchkins]

I love this series already :amazed:

[Shaun]

Julian then.

[Monkey Slut]

No Brian, no more innuendos.

[Vanessa]

:laugh2:

Shawn being an ass shocker! :joker:

[reece(:]

Julian:D!!!!!

[Marc]

Yesssssss!!!!!

[Gillian-73]

Yes here comes Julian

[Apple202]

Call me maybe for Julian Clary :laugh: Perfectly suits him, cheesy and camp :D

[Saph]

Julian :amazed:

Mike is gonna be climbing the house walls to escape

[Munchkins]

JULIAN CLARY!
:love:

[Kazanne]

Love Julian

[AnnieK]

Julian now...this is fab lineup so far:spin:

[Brother Leon]

Oh FFS.

[Jordan.]

Poor Situation, please just get a girl in before he walks.

[Vanessa]

Omg! Julian Clary! :amazed:

[Shaun]

I get the feeling he'll walk.

[Munchkins]

Afternoon enema wtf lol

[Black Dagger]

Julian. :lovedup:

[andy191]

Notice that Julian isn't in the usual place for the VT's

[David R]

Gosh, people you have actually heard of, what's the world coming to!

The situation's going to be worried that they are not going to put any totty in :joker:

[Marc]

LOL class

[reece(:]

Julian is a ledge!!!

[Apple202]

HAHA!

"I might have sex with the jacuzzi"

...

"What I'm going to bring to the house, is a bit of class"

:D

[seaodw]

The Situation is gonna be so lost with these 3 lol

[Shaun]

tight my ars...uh... tight my foot :whistle:

[reece(:]

OMFG they're playing 2Shoes LMAO!!!!!!!!

[MTVN]

I don't know him but I don't like him

[Maia]

"I'll have sex with the jacuzzi" WTF :laugh2:

[Johnnyuk123]

Julian will win this. Soo funny!

[AnnieK]

Sex with the jacuzzi...come on Julian don't disappoint:joker:

[Me. I Am Salman]

Amazing line up so far !!

[Gillian-73]

Look at that suit

[Vanessa]

Gosh, people you have actually heard of, what's the world coming to!

The situation's going to be worried that they are not going to put any totty in :joker:

He'll be happy to know there are models coming in next! :joker:

[Munchkins]

I actually think this series will be so good
playing 2 shoes song haha

[Maia]

I know all of them so far. This is a CBB record surely.

[Jordan.]

pmsl

[Shaun]

omg calling him Davina :lovedup:

[james130]

"Well Davina"
Love it!

[Kazanne]

PMsl

[Livia]

"Well, Davina...." Think I've got my favourite already.

[Smithy]

omg :laugh3:

[Gillian-73]

"Well Davina" Lmao

[Harry!]

Julian Clary excellent choice, he may bring sparks to the house.

[Joe.]

THE DAVINA COMMENT :lovedup:

[arista]

"Well Davina"

[Brother Leon]

Mike is walking in 5

[Saph]

awkward moment then :laugh:

[andy191]

Haha Davinia

[Suze]

This is going to be worth watching just for Julian :joker:

[Marc]

OMG He's cringe.

But great HM material

[Maia]

This guy :laugh3:

[Marc]

Definitely Livia's favourite.

[Joe.]

Please put a hot bird in asap before Mike walks!

[Johnnyuk123]

How wide do you want your circle? You'd be surprized.

[Munchkins]

This is actually going to be so good
the balaclava LMAO

[reece(:]

"I didn't recognise you without a balaclava" OMFG

[Shaun]

I didn't recognise you without the balaclava on :laugh2:

[Roy Mars III]

he'll be funny

[Marc]

He mentioned the photo! :love: :laugh2:

[Monkey Slut]

Balaclava mention. :D

[Vanessa]

I didn't recognise you without the balaclava on! :joker::joker:

[Apple202]

The Situation doesn't look impressed :laugh2:

[Joe.]

:joker: Mike's face when he saw Julian

[andy191]

This is amazing

[SharkAttack]

Going much better than expected.

[Maia]

Literally think this series is going to be so entertaining, I mean look at what they're all like so far

[Shaun]

:laugh2: he's so RUDE <3

[Marc]

I didn't recognise you without the balaclava on :laugh2:

omfg :lovedup:

[Shaun]

"I'll use short words" oh my god -cries-

[Gillian-73]

"I didn't recognise you without the balaclava" lol

[Vanessa]

He called Brian Davina! :hugesmile:

[Doogle]

Im dying so hard at this :laugh3: The Davina comment omg

[Maia]

Loads of one-liners to come from Julian

[GiRTh]

'Whats your function'
'What does function mean?'

Love it.

[Apple202]

And here comes the nobody...

[Marc]

Cheryl has some competition with Julien

[Drew.]

heeeeeelloo

[Brother Leon]

Daaamn.

Hello.

[Johnnyuk123]

Hundreds of anal jokes for 3 weeks. Too funny! lol

[Me. I Am Salman]

First z-lister

[Maia]

God, this girl

[Suze]

:joker: Mike's face when he saw Julian

Brilliant, wasn't it :laugh2:

[Shaun]

first evictee :laugh:

[Gstar]

Omg she looks like Rebeckah

[Roy Mars III]

good stuff

[Marc]

Oh here's the token *****

[Livia]

That's because you are a bit ditsy and thick.

[Drew.]

we have a situation here

[Apple202]

First Evictee :whistle:

[reece(:]

Oooh she's gorgeous!

[GiRTh]

Jeez. SHe's mentioned Vernon Kay already.

[Joe.]

Rhian Sugden PHWOOAAAR *drools*

[Vanessa]

Here's something for Mike! :evilgrin:

[Gillian-73]

Julian is excellent

[seaodw]

She is going to be hated!!!!!!!!!!!

[andy191]

All models always say, "you'll be suprised I'm not like other models"

[Doogle]

I'm still laughing. This bitch could be good too

[arista]

She is Cocky

[Munchkins]

Finally entering a model for The Situation

[Maia]

She looks so cheap

[Johnnyuk123]

My fake tits will get me to the final. Who is she??????

[andy191]

First Boo's of the night

[Kazanne]

bet tessa aint impressed

[reece(:]

why are they ****ing booing her!!! Sad bunch

[Shaun]

this has got to be the stereotypical VT.

"I get on more with lads 'cause girls can be bitchy", "I'm not looking for a relationship but who knows x"

[Marc]

The song lol

[Saph]

because we all want to see the real her..

[Maia]

She'll probably be the token random bland stuck-up girl that becomes forum favourite though :tongue:

[Joe.]

First Evictee- you heard it here first.

[Apple202]

What if this turns into Rhian vs. Heather/Julie in the same way it was Twins vs. Denise/Nicola :o

[Shaun]

Mollie not liking the blonde girl :o

[Vanessa]

Omg! She's like me! I hate to cook! :joker:

[Black Dagger]

She's pretty.

The crowd are full of fat, skanks.

Go figure.

[Jordan.]

Brian being an arsehole to her because she doesn't have abs and a dick

[Brother Leon]

Would demolish.

2nd fave after Mike I think.

[Gillian-73]

Know nothing about her except the Vernon Kay thing

[SharkAttack]

Hello!

[Livia]

"I want to get away from the Vernon Kay sexting thing..." So that's why it's the second thing you told us after you're a page 3 model.

[Apple202]

First Evictee :whistle:

First Evictee- you heard it here first.

Nope, I said it first ;)

[chuff me dizzy]

Call me picky but Jesus ,Rhiannes a right dog ???????? to think Vernon sent mucky texts to this trollep and hes married to the lovely Tess

[Marc]

http://totallybigbrother.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/he24-205x300.png

[Vanessa]

Mike face when she she walked in : :evilgrin:

[Maia]

Look at The Situation's face :joker:

[Joe.]

Why's Brian so rude to the girls?

[Maia]

He was right in there

[Apple202]

Would demolish.

2nd fave after Mike I think.

Do you just pick the most attractive housemates and make them your favourites?

[chuff me dizzy]

"I want to get away from the Vernon Kay sexting thing..." So that's why it's the second thing you told us after you're a page 3 model.

Bucked tooth slut !!

[Joe.]

Let's be honest The Situation's won this already.

[Shaun]

first evictee :laugh:

First Evictee :whistle:

First Evictee- you heard it here first.

Nope, I said it first ;)

ahem.

[Marc]

:laugh2: Julie is so funny when the music comes on

[Doogle]

She's so bad at this :joker::joker:

[Vanessa]

He was right in there

I love him! :joker: