Situation Nation

[Jayson]

Put me on the list :worship:

[Iceman]

You'll need to change that terrible avatar and sig though Jayson.

[Iceman]

they are doing a talent task in the house atm according to the twitter feed, hope we see some of Mike's allstar rapping

Heard he's on Em's new album :pipe:

[Locke.]

10.40am: Rhian thinks The Situation is being very quiet, and we agree. He's as quiet as a big, ripped mouse in a baseball cap. #cbb

12.21pm: Julian has picked Rhian and Ashley, and Julie has picked Coleen and The Situation. #jules #cbbtalent #cbb

3.14pm: The Situation is up. His talent is...being The Situation. Of course. #cbbtalent #cbb

3.19pm: OK, so The Situation's talent is...his abs. The #Jules are split on this: Julian says no and Julie says yes. #cbbtalent #cbb

4.27pm: Julie has eliminated Danica, Samantha and Coleen, so it's between Harvey and The Situation..... #cbbtalent #cbb

4.28pm: HARVEY is Julie's finalist, and his performance of 21 Seconds will be available later for you to watch and vote on. #cbbtalent #cbb

5.58pm: Coleen and The Situation are lounging in the shade discussing music. Cols is a Backstreet Boys fan, apparently. #cbb

[Jayson]

You'll need to change that terrible avatar and sig though Jayson.

I can change it now that Arsenal have played

Someone must find me a Sitch gif

[Ramsay]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8i072O2nM1rwq8ato1_500.gif

[Jayson]

Can't have something as low quality as that in my sig

I'll have to make one myself

[Jayson]

Can't have something as low quality as that in my sig

I'll have to make one myself

[Jayson]

I've decided that I cbf to make a new one so is this one being used?

http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/012011/situation-derp.gif

[Brother Leon]

Not as far as I know.

[Ramsay]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls9x0iYX9v1qfl54bo1_500.gif

[Jayson]

There we go

[Roy Mars III]

really need to show him in non-Danica related conversations

[Locke.]

http://i.imgur.com/p2BaQ.png

http://i.imgur.com/XlVXQ.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/uFdYr.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/mwKei.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Kahjy.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/B9i9z.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/k4XCg.jpg

[Brother Leon]

3rd & 4th pic makes him a lucky man.

[Munchkins]

Mike & Rhian the only people i love in there
Mike is just a genuinely nice, laid back guy :)
hes great

[Josy]

Add me.

[Brother Leon]

Add me.

Welcome

:worship:

[MeMyselfAndI]

:elephant:

[Locke.]

10.51pm: The Situation has described Lorenzo's outfit as 'grown-up style'. What do you think of his crisp attire? #cbb pic.twitter.com/Q8IM76oZ

11.42pm: The Situation took some food from the fridge. Jasmine said this was a dangerous thing to do. Why, we don't know. #cbb

11.48pm: The Situation wants to make dinner for Big Brother. #cbb

Quiet night for him tonight, he wasn't on the winning team so wasn't at the party they've had.

[Brother Leon]

Putting Situation in Big Brother with only two girls he would really go for(both with boyfriends) is just silly tbh lol.

[Locke.]

lDoOvy0DLHg

[Brother Leon]

Is there anything Sitch can't do? :worship:

[Iceman]

http://x9b.xanga.com/42ff862546c35272679652/m217459063.jpg

[Roy Mars III]

Big Brother Live ‏@BBUKLive
12.48pm: The Situation has been called to the Diary Room. *Sniff sniff* what's that? *Sniff* Hmmm, we sense a secret task! #CBB

[Iceman]

AIR time :pipe:

[Brother Leon]

A task at last.

[Locke.]

A busy day for Mike so far

10.48am: Cheryl's asking #TheSituation whether he'll keep his mantle when elderly. Or will he be "reviewing the situation?" she asks.. #CBB

10.49am: Cheryl's quote in the last tweet was a reference to Oliver Twist villain, Fagin. We doubt #TheSituation got it. #CBB

10.56am: The Sitch is telling Col and Chez that women are in their prime between 19 and 24 (usually). His mantle is making more sense. #CBB

11.49am: The boys are all in the DR. It's got to be #bbbots pub quiz time! #CBB

12.16pm: The boys are in the hot tub puzzling over the agendas of the women in the House. #CBB

12.48pm: The Situation has been called to the Diary Room. *Sniff sniff* what's that? *Sniff* Hmmm, we sense a secret task! #CBB

1.01pm: For 'The Awkward Situation' the sitch has to create six scenes with his HMs, inc asking Julie whether her baps are real. #CBB

1.14pm: The #awksitch got off to a genius start with Julie but is now flagging. He has been sitting in silence for ages. #CBB

1.17pm: Martin and Jasmine are chatting musicians. The #awksitch is still silent. We are looking at a man who lacks a plan. #CBB

1.18pm: The #awksitch has moved! Oh, he's just gone to the kitchen for some squash. #CBB

1.22pm: Did the #awksitch take a Trappist vow when we weren't looking? He's back with the HMs and still incapable of speech. #CBB

1.40pm: This is beyond a joke. The Sitch is enjoying a long Harvey anecdote about Steven Seagal. You're on a mission, man! #CBB

1.51pm: The #awksitch told Cheryl that a cure for an itch is a 60-second hug. He got a 2-4-1 when Julie stepped in. There's hope yet. #CBB

2.06pm: #awksitch has just rattled through the remaining task bits. But has he compensated for that slow start? We just can't say. #CBB

2.14pm: The Situation and Danica are playing a game of mouth catch with a cherry tomato. #CBB

2:30pm Big Brother is revealing The Situation's secret mission to the House. We can confirm that he passed his task with flying colours #cbb

2:33pm The Sitch has therefore won the House a sexy hot tub party, hosted by himself, it will begin shortly. #awksitch #cbb

3.30pm: BB has opened the sexy hot-tub party. HMs are dancing, shooting champagne water pistols and looking sweet in oversize sunnies. #CBB

5.02pm: Coleen is venting to Julian about The Situation's earlier comment that women are at their peak from 19-24. Silly Sitch. #CBB

And pictures from tonights highlights show:

http://i.imgur.com/77vwy.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/r4grV.jpg

[Novo]

Tomorrow's highlight show will be amazing

[Iceman]

That hag coleen needs to **** off back to her sisters.....

[Novo]

0fxux1v1he0

[Brother Leon]

lol at him flirting with Rhian then telling her he would pick Danica :laugh: :joker:

[Jayson]

Don't know what this show would do without him

[Black Dagger]

I love his friendship with Martin, ha.

[Locke.]

Got to love Jasmine thinking he is deeply in love with Danica, most of them in there not knowing what Jersey Shore is has definitely worked in his favour.

[Munchkins]

He's getting better every day that goes on :love:

[Novo]

imagine if they showed clips of him in Jersey Shore to the rest of them :joker:

[Locke.]

8.37pm: The Situation is discussing how he has been washing his pants in the bath. This is not appropriate dinner table conversation. #cbb

10.23pm: The Situation is teaching the other housemates what GTL, FTD and DTF means. #cbb

10.24pm: So that's gym, tan, laundry, fresh to death and we shan't explain the last one to you. This is a PG twitter account. #cbb

12.01am: Martin is explaining to The Situation and Danica how he can cry on cue when he needs to. #cbb


Hopefully him explaining what DTF, GTL and FTD stand for is in the highlights tomorrow

[Brother Leon]

I GTL all the time before I go out

Replace Tan with Trim though.

[Locke.]

9.54am: As part of the task, HMs have to write cheques to pay for their meals. The Situation's having trouble with pounds and pence. #cbb

10.14am: Jasmine is pointing out the differences between BB and Jersey Shore to a rumpled-looking The Situation. #CBB

12.59pm: Danica left an intimate situation with #TheSituation to spoon Coleen. You lose, son. #CBB

1.27pm: Mike and Julie are bonding in the garden. The Situation and Bet Lynch. We're still trying to get over the weirdness. #cbb

1.37pm: The Situation tells Julian: "You're an older brother. You're like a trendy professor". Julian: "I've never been so insulted" #cbb

3.21pm: The Situation and Prince Lorenzo are going to be stuck on a waltzer for two hours solid. Fiendish, BB. Fiendish. #cbb #cbbfunfare

3.44pm: The #cbbfunfare's begun! The Situation is sick of the waltzer already and Jasmine's very involved with her Tuppence Nudger. #cbb

5.16pm: Prince Lorenzo and The Situation are still spinning around and around. They're making us feel dizzy. #cbb

6.10pm: The Situation says it sucks when you have to 'de-shell' garlic. Yes, it's a hard life sometimes. #cbb

An important part in the task, good stuff :worship:

[Lee.]

imagine if they showed clips of him in Jersey Shore to the rest of them :joker:

Is he a bastard in jersey Shore?

[Jamie585]

Thought i was on this already :O Add me please

[Locke.]

6.51pm: The Situation is showing off his saute skills to Martin. The latter seems impressed. #cbb

7.34pm: Dinner is served. It's a pasta tea tonight prepared by The Situation, Martin, Rhian and Danica. Tuck in. #cbb

8.15pm: The Situation made stock by putting a cube in the kettle. Domestic God. #cbb

These housemates drink a lot of tea. It's a shame The Situation made gravy in the kettle. #cbb

10.02: The Situation is in the kitchen again and has manage to spill half the contents of his pan on the floor. #cbb

[Brother Leon]

Coming out his shell abit now.

[Black Dagger]

He's perfect. :lovedup:

[Brother Leon]

Should of gave him more hot spices though. :nono:

Producers are So silly.

[Josy]

8.15pm: The Situation made stock by putting a cube in the kettle. Domestic God. #cbb

These housemates drink a lot of tea. It's a shame The Situation made gravy in the kettle. #cbb



OMG :laugh3:

We better see this in the highlights!

[MTVN]

He was amazing in the secret task tonight, good to see him get a fair bit of air time

[Brother Leon]

Big Brother Live ‏@BBUKLive

The Situation, Danica and Rhian are in bed. They are having a good whisper. Speak up guys. #cbb #bbbots
---------


There we have it...

[Novo]

It was always going to happen it was just a matter of when

[Locke.]

Thomas O'Connell ‏@TomOConnell_BB
Hope the Situation wins @bbuk @bbbots #cbb

He was on BOTS quite a lot during BB13 hopefully he is on again this series

[Brother Leon]

Nar. We gotta have Natalie Cassidy and these other "Celebs" talk poo

[crollsy]

Can I join please? :)

[Locke.]

10.23am: Looks like The Situatio is cooking himself a breakfast of bacon, with a side of ham. Porktastic! #cbb

10.34am: The Situation has confirmed that he has, indeed, cooked a porktastic breakfast of bacon and ham. Delicious. #cbb

10.39pm: Cheryl made a funny. She's asking whether #TheSitch got his breakfast pork from the piggy bank in the living area. #cbb

10.55am: "Yo, last night was mad funny," says #TheSituation. We're startled. He hadn't spoken for ages. #cbb

2.56pm: Someone's been using Coleen's towel. She suspects #TheSitch because of Jasmine's shampoo, and the stock cube in the kettle. #cbb

5.52pm: The Situation, Martin and Ashley are making up a rap. It may just scrape into the top 40. Maybe. #cbb

He is always cooking, surely no one will nominate the house cook

[Brother Leon]

60 Members...

Shame Americans can't vote otherwise he would have the whole thing in the bag with his fans.

[Roy Mars III]

the knives were out tonight, think he'll probably be up for eviction

[Locke.]

Going up for eviction might do him good, it would get him a lot more airtime and he might step it up a bit. Pretty confident he'd survive aswell, none of the other popular ones are likely to be up so he'd probably just be up against Danica or the survivor of the current eviction

[Locke.]

Yes!!! Looks like he might have found his enemy

11.16pm: The Situation is clearing up some issues with Coleen over a burnt pot last night.#cbb

11.39pm: Issue resolved. But we still think The Situation is a bit sore - he doesn't like being made fun of. #cbb

11.52pm: Coleen is telling some of the HMs that she's upset that she may have upset The Situation. #cbb

1.56am: We'll leave Harv, Loz, Ash and The Sitch chatting into the night and see you lovely people in the morning. Until then! #cbb

Hopefully he treats Coleen how he treated Angelina on Jersey Shore.

Great line on BOTS tonight aswell, lying next to Danica in the bed and talking to Harvey, Ashley and Rhian, "Do you guys when you're going down on a girl, do you like do the alphabet... A, B, C, like with your tongue til she cums..... But the girl never reaches the Z." Putting the challenge out there for Danica or Rhian to take him up on

[ConnieLingus]

Looks like a gay thread to me.

Who in their right mind would vote for this retarded twat?

[Locke.]

You're our 63rd member welcome to the gay thread

[Ramsay]

apparently you connie

[toronto_matt]

Looks like a gay thread to me.

Who in their right mind would vote for this retarded twat?

wow your cool bro

[Colbert-Bump]

Sign-me up, Mike needs my endorsement.

[MK3]

i'm in! add me please!

[Brother Leon]

Time for us to save him from eviction.

[Joe.]

**** sake. Why are the housemate's nominating him?

And BLOODY JULIAN thinking he's funny calling him the Occasion- what is Julian's problem seriously!?

[Munchkins]

Hes going to be up this week
WE MUST SAVE THE SITUATION
:love:

[Locke.]

He would be able to beat any of

Samantha, Rhian, Danica, Ashley, Harvey, Coleen, or Lorenzo, so hopefully at least one of those are up

[Novo]

Don't think he'll be nominated by anyone else now.. will be surprised if he does anyway

[Munchkins]

NO RHIAN must not be up!
but any of the others is fine :)

[Locke.]

12.20pm: The Situation is telling Samanthat that when it comes to women he is pretty fearless. #cbb

2.44pm: The Situation and Julie are talking about getting caught out getting frisky. #cbb

3.40pm: Lorenzo and The Sitution are getting to know each other. They don't seem to have a huge amount in common. #cbb

5.46pm: "I've been The Situation before The Situation has been" The Situation says. We're confused. #cbb

5.54pm: Rhian is running the eviction process past The Situation. He's getting there, eventually. #cbb

6.57pm: Ash, Harv and Martin are discussing the other HMs. They have decided that #TheSitch is a "geezer" #cbb

11.26pm: Danica and The Situation look like lost little puppies. #cbb

11.41pm: Danica and #TheSitch are having a conversation about a 'look' that he gave her. Danica is not impressed, and we are confused. #cbb


6.57 is good news, was already pretty confident Ashley wouldn't nom him but that should confirm it

[Novo]

Just need to pray that the youngest trooper in the ranks hasn't committed Treason against The Sitch

[vortex]

What's Julian problem with Mike, he nominates him for the way he talks about women? then he should nominate Harvey aswell, Mike is actually nice to everyone in there, makes them meals and stuff, bunch of nonsense.

[Black Dagger]

Get him saved guys.

Julian very well should be, I shouldn't worry about either, but I'm not losing 2 favourites back-to-back. :bored:

[Iceman]

Lorenzo will be going then :pipe:

[rayheartbliss]

i hope he wins. its always the oldies that win cbb

[Brother Leon]

If Mike somehow tops Julian in the votes :worship:

Shame Americans can't vote.

[Novo]

He's favourite to go, not by much though.. have a feeling it's going to be really close between him, Prince and Collen

[Locke.]

**** sake this is gonna be a lot closer than I was expecting


Julian Clary (34%, 628 Votes)
Cheryl Ferigson (22%, 407 Votes)
Coleen Nolan (17%, 323 Votes)
'The Situation' (15%, 278 Votes)
Prince Lorenzo Borghese (12%, 220 Votes)


Read more: http://tellymix.co.uk/reality-tv/big-brother/101482-poll-five-face-celebrity-big-brother-eviction-who-goes.html#ixzz24Nazqf1r

[Novo]

Hopefully Coleen will be dragged into the eviction battle with The Situation and The Prince

[MeMyselfAndI]

omg

[Locke.]

You can just tell we have another Tara Reid eviction coming up

[Roy Mars III]

Hopefully Mike can make it, alot may depend on whether or not he has a good show tonight

[Black Dagger]

You can just tell we have another Tara Reid eviction coming up

Have faith in our Mike, Locke.

OMG, Tara's eviction. :bored:

[Locke.]

“I don’t think I would’ve gone to sleep if you got nominated, I would’ve stayed with you to see if you’re okay. even as a friend,” The Situation, real name Mike Sorrentino, told Danica.

He quipped: “Did you have a good sleep though?”

Danica apologised: “I’m sorry, Mike. It’s obviously not good.”

But a clearly unhappy Mike continued: “If we’re the closest two in the house together, well… Julie stayed up with me even though I begged her to go to sleep…”

Danica protested: “I was looking after Rhian though…”

“Rhian was safe!” snapped Mike.

Read more: http://tellymix.co.uk/reality-tv/big-brother/101570-celebrity-big-brother-2012-the-situations-angry-with-danica.html#ixzz24Nj8m94I

:joker:

[Lee.]

He's favourite to go, not by much though.. have a feeling it's going to be really close between him, Prince and Collen

Who's favourite to go? Mike?? Surely not

[Black Dagger]

Who's favourite to go? Mike?? Surely not

Yeah, close between him & Lorenzo.

I think tonight's edit might factor into this eviction quite a bit.

[Locke.]

No worries, Mike's 1.3 million twitter followers have got this sorted

Michael Sorrentino ‏@ItsTheSituation
To all my UK fans, I need your help, and only YOU can save me from eviction! Please call: landline - 0901 616 1713 mobile - 650 58 13 !

[Lee.]

Yeah, close between him & Lorenzo.

I think tonight's edit might factor into this eviction quite a bit.

Aw for gods sake! Mike can't go this early. Get the dullards out first!

[Novo]

Just retweeted it, needs all the votes he can get in this sort of eviction

[Novo]

#SaveSitch could be trending soon

[Locke.]

Think I'll vote this week, can't see there being that many votes cast in just over 24 hours

[MeMyselfAndI]

I'm gunna vote tomorrow

[Novo]

Voted twice before, if only 7p voting was still around

[Black Dagger]

Voted twice before, if only 7p voting was still around

:sad:

Which moron came up with the idea to increase the pricing, I'd like to know, they are a twat that is for sure.

[Brother Leon]

I wish FB was still like BB12 lol

Who the hell would vote for Coleen though? Ergh I hate Loose Women lol

[Black Dagger]

I wish FB was still like BB12 lol

Who the he'll would vote for Coleen though? Ergh I hate Loose Women lol

I've sent 12 votes Coleen's way. :pipe:

[Novo]

The Sitch opening up a lead on Lorenzo in that tellymix poll and catching on Collen, all hope isn't lost yet :pipe:

[Black Dagger]

I was just on the #CBB hash-tag...

Literally the last 30 tweets were 'SAVE THE SITUATION 0901......'

[Novo]

http://www.facebook.com/MikeTheSituation

Going all out on the facebook page

[Black Dagger]

Are those people stupid?

[Locke.]

Brilliant :joker:

[Joe.]

Voted three times already- he has to be safe or this series will go down the pan- Jasmine's already been evicted and it's starting to get boring now please keep him in!

Guys- pick up the phones PLEASE!!

[Locke.]

Only 36 votes behind Coleen on Tellymix now, might overtake her soon the gap has already closed loads. 5% ahead of Lorenzo now aswell

[Brother Leon]

Might gain votes when he is shown being upset by Danica.

[*mazedsalv**]

Keep voting for him! Shame who he's up against, he'd win again Sam and a few others. I want Colleen gone and don't want Prince gone, but it looks like I need to sacrifice Prince to save Mike :( If only Colleen could go.

[Novo]

good to see you supporting the right housemate once again Salv

[*mazedsalv**]

good to see you supporting the right housemate once again Salv

I haven't supported your faves in a while :p
But yep this year I'm supporting Mike, Prince and Rhian and I'm lukewarm with Julian, Martin, Danica and Ashley.

Edit- Oh I forgot you supported Aaron. Good lad.

[MeMyselfAndI]

Salv supports the right HM always

[Novo]

http://sitchnews.com/pics/3526de59e23a904117fad463926447fd.png

[Brother Leon]

His American fans need to find a way to hack and vote on FB :laugh:

[Roy Mars III]

there's ways. I voted for Aaron throughout BB12, but haven't done any since. might vote a bit tomorrow if my old way of doing it still works

[Locke.]

You can't vote on facebook anymore can you? Sure they stopped it half way through BB12

[Novo]

think you still can

[Brother Leon]

Still can I think. Just not as cheap.

[Locke.]

Digital Spy thinking it is a certainty that he is leaving :joker:

[Black Dagger]

Didn't I read something saying the technical hitch they had during BB13 wasn't going to be fixed in time for this series of CBB?

And yeah, I saw that :joker:

They are so out of touch.

[Brother Leon]

D.S actually hates him for whatever reason.


The twitter girls need to start voting and defeat them again I think.

[Black Dagger]

The hate started when he got rumoured on Launch Night and the fact he isn't apparently a 'celebrity'

Despite being a bigger signing then about half of them.

[Brother Leon]

He's a bigger signing than all of them. Pretty sure the fees would show it too :laugh:

[PInternet]

If Situation leaves, this season is over.

[Brother Leon]

Situation's twitter is filled with support.


Even on D.S he is comfortably 2nd behind Julian. He should be ok.

[Wildcat!]

Situation will breeze through! If the tween vote for TOWIE and Geodie Shore clowns, Mike could possibly get the most votes.

[Locke.]

10.57am: The Situation says it was really lovely that Julie stayed with him last night after he ws nominated. #cbb

11.20am: The Situation had an intense chat with Danica about how she should've been 'there for him' when he heard he was nominated. #cbb

11.28am: The Situation's helping Julie mic up. "A gorgeous lad standing right behind me - a good start to the day I'd say". #cbb

11.37am: Julie's chatting with Danica about her Situation situation. Julie assures her she's not taking sides. #cbb

12.00pm: "Do you guys celebrate Christmas here?" asks The Situation. Danica looks lost for words. #cbb

2.41pm: Samantha says The Situation is really deep. Martin agrees. What do you think? #cbb

5.32pm: Awkward. The Situation's flower explanation includes a diss to another housemate. Guess who didn't give flowers to? #cbb #cbbtask

6.11pm: The Situation and Danica are having yet another discussion about last night. The Situation needs to get over it. #cbb

6.21pm: The Situation is still talking to Danica. The jist is she's special and he's great so what's a little boyfriend problem... #cbb

8.35pm: Martin, Ashley and The Situation are talking about chips. They're not fans of oven chips. So, now you know. #cbb

11.44pm: Prince Lorenzo is telling The Situation that he'll be surprised if he goes. FYI: He said moreorless the same to Jasmine. #cbb

11.50pm: The Situation and the Prince are talking eviction. "They might just send the Americans home first," ponders The Situation. #cbb

[Brother Leon]

#SaveSitch was trending earlier apparently. Let's hope that is what people are doing. Might vote myself tomorrow if the polls don't improve.

[erinp5]

12.55am: Those naughty housemates. Danica and The Situation are in bed together. #cbb

[vortex]

I don't understand all the comments against him on DS, he wouldn't win either way right? he has proven to be kind and nice to all their housemates, yet he gets a lot of backlash, Julian calls him dense but there are so many housemates who are denser than him, they even applaud him for denigrating Mike, what has he done to deserve that? Julian should've done that to Jasmine, she actually deserved it.

[Brother Leon]

D.S try too hard to oppose anything popular.....things such as Jersey Shore. They hated him before he even stepped into the house which is pretty sad.

[Locke.]

Lorenzo's betfair odds closing in on him now on Betfair

Gutted, I wanted to put a bet on Lorenzo after tonights show to fund my votes and Paddypower and SkyBet took theirs down.. when I wake up Lorenzo will be favourite

[Lee.]

Erm... when did I get added to this fanclub?

[Locke.]

You made some positive posts in his fanclub so I thought I'd allow you to join us in the promise land

[Colbert-Bump]

Sitch has got to stay, he's a great guy.

[achro]

DS is full of older people who think they are superior because they don't watch the "trashy" Jersey Shore.

And yet watch equally trashy Big Brother, then post in forums about it.

[Fosse]

I have voted to save Mike...I think he'll be fine tonight.

it's Lorenzo and one of the others who will go (if it's a double).

[Fosse]

double post

[Novo]

Just noticed that The Situation has gone above Collen in the tellymix poll

[Locke.]

Great news :worship:

I reckon Coleen will go

[Fosse]

It won't be mike - the bookies are wrong.

[Locke.]

He is only 1% behind Cheryl on Tellymix now

[Black Dagger]

Great news :worship:

I reckon Coleen will go

You reckon?

I think she's safe... if it is a 'shock eviction' it'd be Cheryl, despite her not having loads of air-time recently.

[Novo]

Looks like the ending of last night's episode is working a treat in the voting

[Brother Leon]

Dunno why, but I think he's more likely to top the votes rather than go out.

[Locke.]

There’s tears in the Celebrity Big Brother house on tonight’s highlights, as Rhian frets over Ashley.

The pair continue to flirt and enjoy snuggling in bed, but Rhian gets worried when the other housemates tell her how it may be coming across to viewers at home.

Meanwhile Danica and The Situation find themselves in a bit of a rough patch after Wednesday’s latest round of nominations.

However by the end of the night they too are sharing a bed, giggling and laughing like best pals.

Celebrity Big Brother airs at 9PM tonight on Channel 5.

Read more: http://tellymix.co.uk/gallery/101726-pictures-celebrity-big-brother-rhian-in-tears-over-ashley.html#ixzz24U0iojjP

Good stuff, we'll see him being annoyed with Danica at the start which should win him a few more votes

http://i.imgur.com/l3Iry.jpg

[Novo]

Pretty surprised Coleen has gone out to 9/1

[Munchkins]

YES! my votes helped, just as they did with Rhian
my 2 favourites surviving evictions :love:

[Lee.]

Hooray!

[Novo]

Great outcome and he might have even topped the votes :pipe:

[Locke.]

Lovely stuff, was hoping he would have been top 2 but didn't think he'd manage it

[Brother Leon]

Dunno why, but I think he's more likely to top the votes rather than go out.

Well,Well,Well....

[Novo]

Great news that The Prince has stayed as well.. Cheryl would have nominated Sitch but The Prince won't

[Sophiee]

very happy he stayed, I didn't doubt he wouldn't :D.

[Locke.]

From 50/1 to 14/1 and still shortening in the space of about 3 hours, amazing

[Brother Leon]

Bookies were idiots placing him that low.

[Locke.]

10/1 now :joker: About to overtake Coleen

[Brother Leon]

Where he should of been before :idc:

You only had to put his name into Twitter to see his support :laugh:. Would of liked to have known if he did actually somehow beat Julian though.

[Novo]

His Facebook and Twitter page are doing great supporting him whilst he is in there

[Iceman]

Now we got a situation goin on.

[armand.kay]

Mike needs to sort that sket out. :idc:

[Locke.]

A busy day and night

9.55am: The Situation is decimating some bacon. #cbb

10.18am: The Situation is giving Julian tips on how to wash properly. We have no idea why. #cbb

10.46am: Sounds like The Situation is thinking of moving to London to escape the paparazzi. And that's the situation in the garden. #cbb

12.48pm: The Situation is chilling in the living room. He seems unfazed by tonight's proceedings. #cbb

2.06pmL The Situation has his head in a bag of cheese tortilla chips. #cbb

2.57pm: The Situation's up next. Samantha got off Scott free. Would you like to see a gunged Situation? #cbb

3.04pm: The Situation incorrectly guessed - the majority think his name is silly. We have a gunged Situation situation. He ain't happy. #cbb

3.05pm: Because he jumped mid-gunge, The Situation is RE-gunged and takes it like a trooper. Julie's up next. #cbb #cbbtask #cbbmajrules

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4.26pm: The Situation is having a post-gunge shave. We heard gunge is good for the skin. #cbb

4.39pm: Ashley is giving The Situation a rub down with a piece of tissue. What a pal. #cbb

6.04pm: "I got the reflexes of a cat!" announces #TheSitch, regarding his reactions in the #cbbmajrules gunge-fest. #cbb

11.18pm: Is that #TheSituation because it kind of looks like Danny Zuko from Grease... #cbb

12.01am: Could the Danica-Situation situation get more complex? Yes it could. The Prince could get dragged into things. #cbb

12.41am: The Situation and Harvey are discussing the notion of 'celebrity'. "I've been through storms you can't imagine" says

1.05am: Rhian and Danica are whispering about... YES CORRECT, Ashley and The Situation. Coleen has a guest spot too. #cbb

1.20am: We never get tired of hearing Big Brother say, "Will The Situation please come to the Diary Room." #cbb #wordsarefun

Hopefully tomorrows show ends with him in the diary room being a nice guy while Danica lays in bed bitching about him to Coleen

[MeMyselfAndI]

Knew he'd stay :elephant:
The longer Danica stays, the more popular he'll get :D

[MeMyselfAndI]

Knew he'd stay :elephant:
The longer Danica stays, the more popular he'll get :D

[Novo]

Pretty good show tonight Sitch has wised up

[Brother Leon]

Good air time for him today.

[Munchkins]

Im very up for Danica leaving..
just remember to save Rhian everyone :P

[Locke.]

Unfortunately most of them in there seem to be more bothered about the way Rhian is with Ashley than they are about Danica, so she might not even be up this week

[Brother Leon]

I think the lads may all vote for Rhian & Danica if they don't choke.

[Sophiee]

I think the lads may all vote for Rhian & Danica if they don't choke.

I agree, especially if jasmine's mum has anything to do with the nominations this week too, it will ensure that the girl's are up.

[Locke.]

10.10am: The Situation is frying some bacon for breakfast, as per usual. He's very fond of a bacon sarnie. #cbb

11.07am: The Situation is planning on having a 'proper tea', with two sugars and everything. #cbb

12.50pm: The Situation is offering around a spare hamburger. No one wants it but WE do! #cbb #mmmm

1.26pm: Samantha is giving The Situation advice about where to go clubbing in Europe. Ibiza is her choice. #cbb

5.25pm: Lorenzo has watched 30 seconds of Jersey Shore. We wonder what he thinks of Snooki...? #cbb

6.36pm: Danica is running a bath. The Situation seems to need to be in the bathroom too. #cbb

10.26pm: #TheSitch has placed himself between the Prince and Danica. Strategic. #cbb

10.40pm: Some HMs are discussing cliques, and #TheSitch has interjected that if you don't have a clique, people might not trust you. #cbb

12.56am: Danica has been climbing over The Situation in the bedroom. She's back in her own bed now. #cbb

1.11am: The lads are out of bed and in the garden - Lorenzo, The Situation, Ashley and Harvey are having a man chat. #cbb

1.24am: The testosterone fuelled banter continues. The boys are getting fed up with the girls. #cbb

1.27am: Harvey says it is war. He's pitching The Sitch against Danica. Lorenzo says to be careful. #cbb

1.47am: Lorenzo says if Ashley and The Sitch nominate the girls because they won't kiss them, then they will look like fools. #cbb

[Brother Leon]

2nxcpzJsiNQ


Signs of Jersey Shore Mike coming out in the vid.

[Iceman]

Im going on holiday for a week, make sure Sitch is here when Im back :pipe:

[Ramsay]

it's okay eoin sitch is the winner

[Enid]

My least favourite in JS, but I love him in here.

Count me in. ;)

[Roy Mars III]

2nxcpzJsiNQ


Signs of Jersey Shore Mike coming out in the vid.

brilliant

[Lee.]

My least favourite in JS, but I love him in here.

Count me in. ;)

How's it going Enid? :)

[Locke.]

My least favourite in JS, but I love him in here.

Count me in. ;)

Done.

[Locke.]

Well he's up again this week, can't be too certain he is safe after Cheryl leaving but you'd imagine he is

Celebrity Big Brother eviction: Who do you want to STAY?

The Situation (42%, 182 Votes)
Samantha Brick (26%, 112 Votes)
Danica Thrall (16%, 71 Votes)
Rhian Sugden (16%, 69 Votes)

Total Voters: 435

[Roy Mars III]

can't see Samantha getting more votes than any of the other three, don't even remember shes there half the time

[Black Dagger]

You'd think if he's getting more votes than the likes of Cheryl, Coleen & maybe even Julian then he's got this sorted out over Little Miss Skanks & Little Miss Invisible.

[Brother Leon]

Won't be voting this week. He should be ok :suspect:

[Locke.]

I forgot to vote last week so I'll make up for that this time around

[gravity]

Add me to this fan club, let's hope he tops the vote

[Locke.]

He was great tonight :joker:

Looks like he has started drinking again aswell, Danica will be getting Angelina'd soon

[Brother Leon]

Sitch: Stop doing that

Danica:What?

Sitch: Your womanly things...

---
Danica: You are my best friend...

Sitch: You are a mean person

---

Sitch: Things will be clearer when the titties are out.

---

Great Episode. Shame Jasmine and that **** task took up half the show and we only had a min of the lads at the end.

[Novo]

Sitch just laughing at the end of that episode was amazing

[Locke.]

Snooki had her kid today and called it... Lorenzo :joker:

Number to save Mike - 0901 616 1713

[Ramsay]

fantastic :laugh2:

[Brother Leon]

Decided Danica needs to stay in despite wanting her out yesterday. She could be what pushes Mike into Winner if she carries on.

[Munchkins]

Right i'm going to put in a few for Mike.
LOTS For Rhian
and i hope some of you save Danica..
get Sam out

[achro]

Danica will probably stay regardless.

Unless they pull a "vote freeze" - where the whole of the UK will be furiously trying to evict her.

[Locke.]

Yesterdays update:

9.37am: Danica is telling The Prince that The Sitch told her last night that he gets jealous when she's with the royal one. #cbb

10.35am: "Every time someone says, 'we've gotta situation'..." says The Situation... before miming a frantic reaction. #cbb #situationcomedy

11.14am: Julie is talking to The Situation about Danica. They have both agreed that he's being played. "No more," she says. #cbb

3.43pm: The Situation is lying in the garden with a cap over his entire face. Poor sap's hardly spoken a word today. #cbb

6.16pm: Harvey and The Situation are discussing how BB's on their case all the time. (That's kind of how the game works, chaps). #cbb

7.04pm: Nominations have been announced to the House. The Sitch thinks strong characters are being picked off. #cbb

7.18pm: "I wish we could talk about it" Lorenzo says of noms. "I'd love to know who put me up" says The Situation. #cbb

7.53pm: The Situation promises to tell Danica his deepest, darkest secrets before he leaves. #cbb

8.12pm: Dinner's ready. Ashley and The Sitch are serving up as Sam is in the Diary Room. #cbb

8.46pm: Harvey, Martin, The Situation, Samantha and Lorenzo are talking about the noms announcement. Harvey's reeling somewhat. #cbb

10.01pm: HMs are watching Julian pet his dogs on the big screen. The Situation misses his canines and looks a little broken. #cbb

10.17pm: The Situation and Harvey are talking shoe sizes. Who's got the biggest feet, they're wondering? #cbb

10.50pm: Harvey's summing up who's in line for eviction. "Battle of the beauties, Jersey Shore and Madam Sam who's a diamond". #cbb

10.57pm: The Situation is wearing a baseball cap at a jaunty angle again. #cbb

11.29pm: Samantha and The Situation are wondering how people will eat if they go. "They nominated the two cooks" he says. #cbb

12.14am: Now The Sitch has joined the bed party. Haven't we been here before? #cbb

[Fosse]

I'm gonna vote to save Mike and to save Danica.

I would think Danica will be safe but after the last eviction can't really say for sure.

[gravity]

Keep Danica so she becomes a target to deflect hate from Mike

[Brother Leon]

As long as Mike finishes above her but she stays in it's all good.

[Maria26]

I want to see both Danica and Mike to stay. If I want things to get interesting in that house, they definitely need to stay.

[Locke.]

Good show tonight, he is starting to come out of his shell more and more.

Still looking very safe for the eviction aswell

The Situation (43%, 1,634 Votes)
Samantha Brick (23%, 857 Votes)
Danica Thrall (21%, 799 Votes)
Rhian Sugden (13%, 509 Votes)

Total Voters: 3,799

[Brother Leon]

He just needs to finish above Danica to give him that confidence boost.

[Munchkins]

I will be voting a lot for Rhian
and dropping some for The Situation
hope they both stay!

[Brother Leon]

Rhian will just nom Sitch again :idc:. At least Samantha won't :p

[Brother Leon]

Look out for the followign epic quotes by Michael The Situation Sorrentino on the next epsidode.


Sitch: You are the fakest person I ever met, I don't mean something else either.
---

Danica: I have no character -
Sitch: You said it girl...
---

Sitch: Wow, you just made my Christmas list. Go away now please.

[Sophiee]

Look out for the followign epic quotes by Michael The Situation Sorrentino on the next epsidode.


Sitch: You are the fakest person I ever met, I don't mean something else either.
---

Danica: I have no character -
Sitch: You said it girl...
---

Sitch: Wow, you just made my Christmas list. Go away now please.

:laugh: amazing.

[Novo]

:joker:

[Locke.]

Update:

9.53am: "Being bad feels so good" is The Situation's moto for the day. #cbb

4.17pm: The Situation has met his match via a great ball of FIRE. #cbb #humanstatues

5.59pm: Rhian, The Situation and Julian are lying on the floor. Rhian has suggested they do some yoga while they are down there. #cbb

8.50pm: Zeus (Martin) announces that Danica will be tethered to Lorenzo, losing independence. The Situation looks lost. #cbb #godsmortals

9.04pm: The Sitch has sacrificed his status. He is to be a skivvy from now on. He is not familiar with the term. #cbb #godsmortals

9.55pm: The Sitch says he is upset because people laughed at Ashley. He blames Danica and The Prince. Surprised? #cbb #godsmortals

10.11pm: Danica's requesting that The Situation refrains from making "smarmy comments" to her. Safe to say, they're not getting on. #cbb

10.16pm: Danica and The Situation are having a real situation. It's all over. The Gods are watching and loving it. #cbb

10.18pm: Wow. The Situation calls Danica the fakest person he's ever met. Danica says he's like a 17 year old. It's a meltdown moment. #cbb

10.20pm: Ashley dances as he watches. The argument's cooled but The Situation and Danica are stuck in the bedroom. With Lorenzo. Owch! #cbb

10.24pm: The Situation just killed a daddy long legs. Sam reprimanded him. "I can't do anything right today" he mutters. #cbb

10.44pm: The Situation is telling Sam that his fans would want him to make up, 'in a cordial way,' to Danica. #cbb

10.53pm: Awkward scenes at the moment. The Situation and Danica are talking occasionally but conversation is understandably limited. #cbb

11.03pm: The Gods leave Mount Olympus for the night and join the mortals. They saw the Danica/Situation row. This could be awkward. #cbb

11.22pm: The store room is open for refreshments. Oh dear. It may be a long night after the Danica / Situation situation. #cbb

11.37pm: Awkward smalltalk in the kitchen. The Situation's cooking. Danica and Lorenzo wander away discreetly. #cbb

1.08am: The Situation talks to Samantha about how he needs a good woman. There are implied meanings here we're trying to figure out. #cbb

[Lowkey]

Save sitch.

[Novo]

Just catching up on yesterdays show before the Eviction :worship:

[Brother Leon]

Got a bad feeling for this eviction tbh. :laugh:

[Roy Mars III]

he'll be fine tonight, worry about the one Friday

[Novo]

Got a bad feeling for this eviction tbh. :laugh:

Don't be stupid Jobber

[Brother Leon]

he'll be fine tonight, worry about the one Friday

Got a feeling Friday will be all up with two going. He should be ok then.

[Locke.]

He'll stay tonight but I'm not 100% on him topping the vote, fans of the other 3 know they are in trouble so are voting. Friday and wednesday both being doubles is worrying, hopefully it isn't just straight up nominations for them and they have some sort of twist to decide who faces them

[Novo]

He'll top the votes easily.. Martin and Julie fans will be backing him now and Harvey and Ashley fans as well

[Locke.]

Success :pipe:

[Ramsay]

marching towards victory

[Brother Leon]

Back to back survival. Gonna have to do it Friday too I bet.

[Locke.]

Coleen really has it in for him, hope she is up and out in this double

[MeMyselfAndI]

:elephant:

[Brother Leon]

Should of had it in order.

[Munchkins]

Well done to Mike on staying :love:
so hope Rhian stays too..

[Novo]

Are Nominations tonight?

[Brother Leon]

Nope. I think they will just put all of them up.

[Novo]

He'll Probably mention if Nominations are tonight after the eviction interview

[Brother Leon]

Doubt it.


He never mentioned L.F is on last week lol

[Brother Leon]

D.S is ridiculous :joker:

Last eviction the order was the actual order and "No particular order" was said just for the sake of it. This eviction "No particular order" means Danica topped it :joker: They actually can't stand Sitch. Bless them.

[Niamh.]

Sign me up

[Locke.]

What a great set of nominations :worship:

Good to see Harvey sticking up for him aswell with his noms

[Novo]

If Sitch, Harvey and Ashley all made the final it would be amazing, Martin sticks up for him a lot as well but he will make the final easily anyway

[Brother Leon]

Told you guys about Ash & Harvey from Day 1 :idc:

Good wingmen for the Sitch.

[Novo]

You supported Julie on day 1 :idc:

[jet]

The Sitch has thrown down the gauntlet tonight nomming Danica for playing with his emotions and saying let the public decide between him and her. So what is the plan for getting rid of D and showing him we are on his side?
Add my name to the list...

[Brother Leon]

You supported Julie on day 1 :idc:

Sitch,Harvey,Ash and Danica were my Day 1 faves :idc:.

[Locke.]

The Sitch has thrown down the gauntlet tonight nomming Danica for playing with his emotions and saying let the public decide between him and her. So what is the plan for getting rid of D and showing him we are on his side?
Add my name to the list...

Sam already has one foot out the door, Danica beat her tonight and there isn't enough time for people to change their opinions much on either of them before friday so she will probably beat her again. Coleen has a good shot at staying but she's had it in for Sitch since he put an oxo cube in the kettle and kept nomming him and badmouthing him.. so wasting money on her isn't an option.

Best saving all funds for after this eviction, as lines to win will probably open on friday and the two with the least votes will go on wednesday

[Lowkey]

Does anyone no what the members of jersey shore are saying about mike on BB?

[muchadoaboutnothing]

Loved Mikes 'Save Me' short speech. Articulate and to the point. I would like to join his fan base please. I want him to win now.

[Locke.]

Third favourite to win now, only Martin and Julian above him. Heads in hands in all bookies over the nation as they reminisce about that time they let him drift out to 50/1

[Vanessa]

Third favourite to win now, only Martin and Julian above him. Heads in hands in all bookies over the nation as they reminisce about that time they let him drift out to 50/1

He can win! :dance:

[Niamh.]

Julian is boring how is he so high?

[Roy Mars III]

the boring people like him

[MTVN]

Martin could be another surprise one who doesnt do as well as everyone expects him too and Julian has been quite quiet the last few days, Sitch could well win it

[Black Dagger]

Julian is boring how is he so high?

Because when house-mates like Ashley/Harvey/Samantha/Danica/Coleen/Lorenzo are in the house, there is no excuse whatsoever for him not to be a firm favourite.

[Brother Leon]

Julian would be a terrible winner.

[Niamh.]

Because when house-mates like Ashley/Harvey/Samantha/Danica/Coleen/Lorenzo are in the house, there is no excuse whatsoever for him not to be a firm favourite.

Yeah but atleast they've all (well apart from Samantha) been causing drama and making stories, Julian must have been looking in the mirror when he named Sitch The Occasional Table

[Black Dagger]

Julian would be the only decent CBB winner they've had so far.

I didn't watch Jack Dee or Mark Owen's series, they don't count...

Oh wait I liked Ulrika, yeah she was good.

Mike's would be a great winner though.

[Niamh.]

Ulrika a great winner? Oh Dear Lucas, now I understand :pat:

[Black Dagger]

Yeah but atleast they've all (well apart from Samantha) been causing drama and making stories, Julian must have been looking in the mirror when he named Sitch The Occasional Table

Ashley got a hard-on and whined like a bitch because somebody didn't fancy him. (not great house-mate), Harvey slagged off Danica for not having talent (irony and not great house-mate), Danica has acted like a skank and Lorenzo has well, I don't even know, he's been locked in a cupboard and has been apart of what has been 98% of the time a very very dull love-triangle... the only decent part of that was the Mike/Danica argument.

[Niamh.]

Ashley got a hard-on and whined like a bitch because somebody didn't fancy him. (not great house-mate), Harvey slagged off Danica for not having talent (irony and not great house-mate), Danica has acted like a skank and Lorenzo has well, I don't even know, he's been locked in a cupboard and has been apart of what has been 98% of the time a very very dull love-triangle... the only decent part of that was the Mike/Danica argument.

I agree but you can add Julian to that list for doing nothing and being boring. The Situation or Martin FTW

[Black Dagger]

Ulrika a great winner? Oh Dear Lucas, now I understand :pat:

I like Ulrika, I wanted Coolio to win, but she's fine.

Better than the likes of Paddy/Denise/Bez/Alex Reid anyway.

[Brother Leon]

Harvey has done more than Julian in there. Even with all the tasks BB gibes him he is irrelevant and boring :p

[MTVN]

The Prince is the man everyone is talking about

[Black Dagger]

I agree but you can add Julian to that list for doing nothing and being boring. The Situation or Martin FTW

Oh yeah, I'm not saying Julian has been the most amazing house-mate of all-time, I'm a bit dissappointed in all fairness, but he's not been terrible and he's made me laugh enough times.

But I've invaded the Mike fan-club with off-topic stuff. GO SITCHNATION

[Black Dagger]

Harvey has done more than Julian in there. Even with all the tasks BB gibes him he is irrelevant and boring :p

Baffled.

[Roy Mars III]

to be fair, even Julain would be a much better winner than Ulrika