Celebrity Big Brother live updates [Twitter]

[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 9.19pm: Last night we had Jasmine's life story. Tonight it's #TheSituation's turn. They're sharing a lot, this lot. #cbb
17-08-2012 09:20 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 9.29pm: Julian's giving Rhian a makeover. Bonding over powder in the garden - Julie's threatening to give her a beehive hairdo. #CBB
17-08-2012 09:29 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 9.33pm: Rhian's having her eyes done now. Julian's in his element, trying to make a "Bet Lynch mini-me". #cbb
17-08-2012 09:34 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 9.39pm: #TheSituation talks about how money can tear couples apart to Danica. She's pulling that 'I'm listening intently' face again. #cbb
17-08-2012 09:40 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 9.45pm: Rhian's makeover is done. She looks megavampish. Meanwhile, Martin talks about 3D movies and CGI. #cbb
17-08-2012 09:45 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 9.55pm: Housemates are gathering on the sofas. Those live, face-to-face noms are almost here! Stay tuned for #cbbnoms! #cbb
17-08-2012 09:55 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.01pm: Here we go - live feed time and hair-raising face-to-face noms. Exciting times! #cbb
17-08-2012 10:01 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.02pm: It's the summer of the onesie - check out Rhian's giraffe-patterned number. Lovely. #cbb #cbbnoms
17-08-2012 10:02 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.04pm: Poor Julie. More drama than a thrown pint in the Rovers. #cbb #cbbnoms
17-08-2012 10:04 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.05pm: Has #TheSituation worked out what's going on yet? #cbb #cbbnoms
17-08-2012 10:05 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.06pm: You can watch along on Channel 5 right now (if you didn't already know). Totally cross-platform and in your face! #cbb #cbbnoms
17-08-2012 10:06 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.10pm: Look at those terrifying envelopes. Scary stationery. #cbb #cbbnoms #ScaryStationery
17-08-2012 10:10 PM


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BBUKLive: 10.12pm: Nope. Pretty sure #TheSituation's still not aware of what's going on. Somebody tell him! #cbb #cbbnoms
17-08-2012 10:12 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.14pm: Jasmine's up first - she's chosen Danica. So we're one down and Miss. Thrall's in the frame. #cbb #cbbnoms
17-08-2012 10:14 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.14pm: Julie's up next. She's nominated Coleen. "Perhaps she's missing her family". Awww. #cbb #cbbnoms
17-08-2012 10:15 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.15pm: Here comes Harvey and he's picked Danica for a nomination. She hasn't got "genuine talents" he reasons. #cbb #cbbnoms
17-08-2012 10:16 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.16pm: Julian nominates #TheSituation because he doesn't like his occasional disrespect for women. #cbb #cbbnoms
17-08-2012 10:16 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.17pm: Coleen picks Rhian for nomination. They haven't spoken much, she says. #cbb #cbbnoms
17-08-2012 10:17 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.17pm: Lorenzo nominates Jasmine so that she can get out and "tell everyone her story about her son". #cbb #cbbnoms
17-08-2012 10:18 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.18pm: Rhian picks Martin because they've barely spoken. Bit of a #nombomb that one. #cbb #cbbnoms
17-08-2012 10:18 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.18pm: Ashley nominates Lorenzo because they haven't bonded much yet. They'll all be up at this rate. #cbb #cbbnoms
17-08-2012 10:19 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.19pm: Cheryl nominates Rhian. Once again, it's because they haven't spoken much. #cbb #cbbnoms
17-08-2012 10:19 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.20pm: Martin picks Jasmine who now has two nominations. #cbb #cbbnoms
17-08-2012 10:20 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.20pm: Rhian's now got three nominations after Samantha nominates her in the face-to-face noms. #cbb #cbbnoms
17-08-2012 10:21 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.21pm: Danica nominates Jasmine. That's three each for Jasmine and Rhian. Yikes! #cbb #cbbnoms
17-08-2012 10:22 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.22pm: #TheSituation nominates Coleen over the old 'go home to your family' chestnut. #cbb #cbbnoms
17-08-2012 10:22 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.23pm: Facing the first public vote will be Rhian and Jasmine. And the gang are allowed to talk #cbbnoms for one night only! #cbb
17-08-2012 10:24 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.25pm: Looks like Jasmine's a bit rattled about her nomination. Well - you would be, wouldn't you? #cbb #cbbnoms
17-08-2012 10:26 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.27pm: The two facing eviction have a one-on-one. Jasmine's upset that she put so much "time and effort" into their friendship. #cbb
17-08-2012 10:27 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.29pm: Martin, Sam and Danica - who all received votes - are in a circle debriefing. There's lots of nervous laughter. #CBB
17-08-2012 10:30 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.46pm: Jasmine is in the DR with Julie. The two are entwined as the soap legend directs her powerhouse talents at being comforting. #CBB
17-08-2012 10:47 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.57pm: Cheryl needs to trump and is trying to find the perfect spot to let rip. Danica is threatening to listen in. #cbb
17-08-2012 10:58 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 11.11pm: Jasmine and Julie are still in the Diary Room. Outside Martin and Prince L are engaged in a chorus of 'what have we done?' #CBB
17-08-2012 11:12 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 11.23pm: Danica's attempt to console Jasmine, who's just come out of the DR, has been interpreted as an attack.Yikes. #CBB
17-08-2012 11:24 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 11.34pm: "Well... you'll at least be trending on Twitter" Julian assures a devastated, nominated Jasmine. She was too. #cbb #cbbnoms
17-08-2012 11:35 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 11.43pm: Awkward scenes. Harvey and Ashley console Jasmine. Two feet away, Danica and Lorenzo talk in hushed tones. #cbb
17-08-2012 11:44 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 11.44pm: Did we just hear that?! Referring to Danica and Lorenzo, in earshot, Jasmine sighs "...the prince and the prostitute". Owch! #cbb
17-08-2012 11:45 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 11.48pm: Jasmine is ploughing into Lorenzo's past - right in front of him. A dignified silence is his response. Ashley is amazed. #cbb
17-08-2012 11:50 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 12.03am: Martin and Coleen just had a juicy chat. If Jasmine's this fragile may be she should go, they speculate. #cbb
18-08-2012 12:04 AM


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[rusticgal]

BBUKLive: 11.44pm: Did we just hear that?! Referring to Danica and Lorenzo, in earshot, Jasmine sighs "...the prince and the prostitute". Owch! #cbb
17-08-2012 11:45 PM


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You cant get bitchier than that!!!

[vortex]

BBUKLive: 11.48pm: Jasmine is ploughing into Lorenzo's past - right in front of him. A dignified silence is his response. Ashley is amazed. #cbb
17-08-2012 11:50 PM


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She's awful, reminds me so much of Conor behaviour towards Deana after she nominated him.

[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 12.15am: Jasmine and Rhian are having a chat, beside them Martin and the Prince are doing the same. No eye contact between the two duos #CBB
18-08-2012 12:17 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 12.30am: Jasmine is calling out to BB for tunes. Julian points out that it's a residential area. How considerate. #CBB
18-08-2012 12:31 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 12.42am: All housemates are engaged in exercise #DamageLimitation. Tiptoeing and employing kid gloves because of Jasmine's reaction. #cbb
18-08-2012 12:42 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 1am: Touch wood, Jasmine's calming down. She's laughing on the sofas while Harv, Sam, Ash and Rhian sit beside her not laughing. #CBB
18-08-2012 01:01 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 1.15am: Samantha, Martin, Coleen and Lorenzo are in the Living Area while most HMs head for bed. #cbb
18-08-2012 01:16 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 1.22am: Martin's impressed that BB managed to shake up the happy House so much. Ashley's unimpressed by Jasmine's sympathy mission. #cbb
18-08-2012 01:22 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 1.25am: Harvey and Danica are making peace over the former nominating the latter. They're pretty much over it. #cbb
18-08-2012 01:25 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 1.29am: Harvey's disappointed with Jasmine. "I've had two intense days with her and I liked her. But today, I feel I'm done with her". #cbb
18-08-2012 01:29 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 1.30am: Lorenzo's just had a sudden, harsh realisation. "Whoa. I've only been in the House two days". #cbb
18-08-2012 01:30 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 1.37am: Coleen gives Rhian kudos for her nomination reaction. Considering how Jasmine reacted, she may have a point. #cbb
18-08-2012 01:38 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 1.47am: The bulk of HMs are in bed but not sleeping. Harvey gives tonight's garden crew his take on how BB might show tonight's action. #cbb
18-08-2012 01:47 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 1.57am: We'll leave tonight's garden crew talking noms. We're shattered after a tumultuous evening. See you in the morning, pals! #cbb
18-08-2012 01:57 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 8.20am: Morning all! The HMs are mostly asleep, with Sam, Cheryl, Julie & Jasmine having a hushed chat about last night's #cbbnoms. #cbb
18-08-2012 08:22 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 8.24pm: Julie Goodyear: not a natural whisperer. She'll wake everyone up chatting so loud! Shhhh, it's Saturday! #cbb
18-08-2012 08:23 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 8.25pm: "I feel like I've been 'ere forever" says Julie. No, Julie, only three glorious days! #cbb
18-08-2012 08:27 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 8.28am: Jasmine seems in good spirits, but will it last? Will there be more drama today? With these HMs, anything is possible! #cbb
18-08-2012 08:29 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 8.34am: Lights on! Everybody up! Apart from the chatters, the HMs largely remain motionless and in severe morning-denial. #cbb
18-08-2012 08:35 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 8.45am: Cheryl is collecting goodies from the store room while Samantha readies herself to make breakfast. #cbb
18-08-2012 08:45 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 8.47am: BB just opened the gym. Samantha whooped with joy and abandoned her brekkie preparations. She loves the gym. #cbb #fitasabrick
18-08-2012 08:48 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 8.55am: "I've got a funny feeling this isn't going to resolve itself quickly" says Samantha. We wonder what she means... #cbb
18-08-2012 08:57 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 9.00am: Julian loves yodelling. That is all. #cbb
18-08-2012 08:58 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 9.02am: Coleen, Samantha and Julian are discussing Jasmine. Coleen thinks Jas' behaviour last night was childish. #cbb
18-08-2012 09:02 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 9.08am: Jasmine says she doesn't remember last night. Unfortunately, everyone else does... #cbb #nombomb
18-08-2012 09:09 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 9.16am: Ashley and Lorenzo are discussing their reasons for being in the House. Ashley is doing it for his mum. Bless. #cbb
18-08-2012 09:17 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 9.25am: Now Steve & Lorenzo are talking about Jasmine. Steve thinks it is not fair that Jasmine has made this so #awkward. #cbb
18-08-2012 09:25 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 9.28am: Jasmine appears to be wanting to carry on the drama. She has made Danica cry. #poordanica #acidjas #cbb
18-08-2012 09:30 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 9.31am: Yes...we meant Martin before...! It's just that his performance in 'stenders was so memorable!!! Whoops. #martin #cbb
18-08-2012 09:32 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 9.33am: Coleen is trying to reason with Jasmine, but it's not going great... Jasmine's not a big listener. #cbb
18-08-2012 09:34 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 9.47am: It seems Jasmine and Danica will be attempting to avoid each other. Good luck with that, ladies... #cbb #acidjas
18-08-2012 09:48 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 9.52am: "Hot today, isn't it?" observes Samantha. It's the Hottest Day, Sam! Didn't you see the news?.......oh. #cbb
18-08-2012 09:53 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 9.55am: Ashley is leading a workout class for Julian, Samantha and Coleen. #cbb
18-08-2012 09:57 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 9.56am: Rhian has joined the workout, and already has groin strain. #cbb
18-08-2012 09:58 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.12am: Julie and Steve are having breakfast while Ashley's workout class rumbles ever onwards. #cbb
18-08-2012 10:13 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.23am: Jasmine has forgiven Martin, but not Danica, and hasn't yet spoken to Lorenzo... #cbb
18-08-2012 10:23 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.27am: Again, yes, we meant Martin. SORRY! *Martin* is talking about West Ham. #cbb #notsteve
18-08-2012 10:27 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.40am: Rhian thinks The Situation is being very quiet, and we agree. He's as quiet as a big, ripped mouse in a baseball cap. #cbb
18-08-2012 10:41 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 1052am: Cheryl and Lorenzo are sharing a hearty breakfast of bran flakes and banana. Healthy, what what? #cbb
18-08-2012 10:53 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.54am: Lorenzo is describing a dessert he likes, and Cheryl has called it a "fruity tarty squeeze up" Sounds...delicious? #cbb
18-08-2012 10:55 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 11.06am: Samantha has invited Harvey to her farm in France. Where's our invite, La Brick? #cbb
18-08-2012 11:07 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.18am: Ashley is telling a very animated story about judo. He's quite the raconteur. #cbb
18-08-2012 11:18 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 11.27am: Danica and Cheryl are singing Mysterious Girl. We estimate they know 40% of the lyrics. Good going. #cbb
18-08-2012 11:28 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 11.36am: Coleen's been calling Martin 'Steve' too! It's not just us! Like we said, a very memorable performance there. #cbb #notsteve
18-08-2012 11:37 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 11.52am: BB has called Julie and Julian to the DR... to tell them their task for the day! Details will be revealed soon... #cbb #cbbtalent
18-08-2012 11:53 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 1158am: While the #Jules ready themselves for the #cbbtalent task, Jasmine is buffing the dry skin on Ashley's foot. #cbb
18-08-2012 12:01 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 12.15pm: The task is ON! #cbbtalent read all about it here: http://t.co/e2J42WHi #cbb
18-08-2012 12:12 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 12.16pm: Julian is reading out the instructions for the #cbbtalent task. He's a natural. #cbb #jules
18-08-2012 12:15 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 12.17pm: Singers can sing Spandau Ballet songs! We may well see Martin do GOLD! (golllld) #alwaysbelieveinyoursoul #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 12:18 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 12.18pm: Julian has chosen Cheryl, and Julie has chosen Harvey (and his todger, and his verrucas). #jules #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 12:20 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 12.21pm: Julian has picked Rhian and Ashley, and Julie has picked Coleen and The Situation. #jules #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 12:22 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 12.23pm: Julian has picked Martin, because he can sing and act and has lovely teeth, Julie has picked Danica. #cbbtalent #cbb #jules
18-08-2012 12:24 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 12.25pm: Julian has picked Jasmine, and Julie gets Samantha on board. Prince Lorenzo is taking rejection well. #cbb #cbbtalent #lonelyprince
18-08-2012 12:26 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 12.27pm: Poor #lonelyprince Lorenzo has joined Julian's team. He doesn't look worried at his perceived lack of talent. #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 12:28 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 12.35pm: The HMs are having a break before they enter the Audition Room. There is much discussion of talent. Dahling. #cbb #cbbtalent #jules
18-08-2012 12:36 PM


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[MTVN]

BBUKLive: 10.27am: Again, yes, we meant Martin. SORRY! *Martin* is talking about West Ham. #cbb #notsteve
18-08-2012 10:27 AM


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Good old Martin

[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 12.42pm: Cheryl isn't even telling Julian, her talent agent, what her talent will be. She's so mysterious... #cbb #cbbtalent
18-08-2012 12:44 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 12.51pm: Julian & Julie are in the Audition Room mulling over the rules of the game. The HMs are getting ready. #cbbtalent #cbb #jules
18-08-2012 12:53 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 12.58pm: Looks like we might be in for some burlesque from Rhian. #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 01:00 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 1.00pm: Lorenzo just dropped a TRUTH BOMB: the almond is a FRUIT. He just officially blew our minds. #cbb
18-08-2012 01:02 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 1.06pm: Ashley is up first. We really wanna see some judo. #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 01:06 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 1.07pm: it seems that Ashley is doing a performance art piece on his judo journey. Like we said, he's a raconteur. #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 01:08 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 1.08pm: The #Jules are impressed by Ashley's performance judo prowess. And so are we, frankly. #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 01:09 PM


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BBUKLive: 1.10pm: "It's similar to my own story in man ways" says Julian of Ash's story. Really, Julian? Really? OK. #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 01:10 PM


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BBUKLive: 1.16pm: Don't act like you're not impressed... #cbbtalent #cbb #judo http://t.co/CAXOZXEW
18-08-2012 01:17 PM


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BBUKLive: 1.21pm: Cheryl is going to do a one-woman play. The #Jules are intrigued. #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 01:19 PM


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BBUKLive: 1.22pm: Cheryl's one-woman play is over. Julian thinks she should take it to Edinburgh Festival. #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 01:24 PM


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BBUKLive: 1.28pm: The #Jules seem bemused by Cheryl's one-woman play. We are, too, a bit... #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 01:29 PM


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BBUKLive: 1.29pm: Coleen's up next, and she's going to be singing I'm in the Mood for Dancing. #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 01:30 PM


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BBUKLive: 1.32pm: Coleen's really belting this out, even though she only did backing vocals on the original. #cbb #cbbtalent
18-08-2012 01:33 PM


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BBUKLive: 1.34pm: The #Jules think Coleen is very talented, and brave to sing alone. Raw talent, apparently. #cbb #cbbtalent
18-08-2012 01:35 PM


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BBUKLive: 1.39pm: BB is giving the #Jules a little break from their gruelling judging duties. #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 01:39 PM


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BBUKLive: 1.53pm: The #Jules are heading back in to the Audition Room. #cbbtalent#cbb
18-08-2012 01:53 PM


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BBUKLive: 1.56pm: Danica's up next, and she says she has no talent so will show them her modelling skills. #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 01:57 PM


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BBUKLive: 2.34pm: Enjoy. http://t.co/4NCBjeWD
18-08-2012 02:35 PM


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BBUKLive: 2.38pm: The #Jules are moved by Martin's GOLD! (gollld...) performance. Julie is crying real tears. #cbbtalent #cbb #alwaysbelieveinyoursoul
18-08-2012 02:39 PM


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BBUKLive: 2.01pm: The #Jules enjoyed Danica's youthful exuberance and that she isn't a size zero. #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 02:02 PM


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BBUKLive: 2.04pm: Check out Danica's bendy moves. #cbbtalent #cbb http://t.co/fd2sKc2F
18-08-2012 02:04 PM


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BBUKLive: 2.05pm: Harvey up next. Julian has complimented him on his "lovely swag" #cbb #cbbtalent
18-08-2012 02:08 PM


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BBUKLive: 2.08pm: Harvey believes in his own versatility. He says he could even do verruca adverts. #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 02:09 PM


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BBUKLive: 2.10pm: Harvey is doing 21 Seconds. Julie thinks it's great. #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 02:12 PM


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BBUKLive: 2.16pm: Jasmine's up next. She's going to do an aerobic version of a very popular erotic novel. Sure. #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 02:19 PM


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BBUKLive: 2.21pm: Jasmine is also very bendy. The #Jules are really quite impressed. #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 02:21 PM


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BBUKLive: 2.22pm: Now that Jasmine has left the Audition Room, the #Jules don't know what to say. #cbb #cbbtalent
18-08-2012 02:23 PM


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BBUKLive: 2.27pm: Martin's up next. We are excited. #alwaysbelieveinyoursoul #cbbtalent#cbb
18-08-2012 02:27 PM


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BBUKLive: 2.31pm: This. Is. Amazing. Martin is doing a dramatic reading of GOLD! (gollld...) #alwaysbelieveinyoursoul #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 02:32 PM


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BBUKLive: 2.43pm: Lorenzo the #lonelyprince is up next, and we are intrigued to see what his talent is... #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 02:43 PM


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BBUKLive: 2.46pm: Lorenzo is talking a lot about tipping waiters. Is this his talent? Yes. It is. He's the Human Tipping Calculator. #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 02:48 PM


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BBUKLive: 2.49pm: Lorenzo is good at maths. #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 02:49 PM


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BBUKLive: 2.50pm: The #Jules are not sure if "good at maths" is A Talent. We're not either. #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 02:50 PM


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BBUKLive: 2.52pm: The #Jules did not enjoy that at all. "A goldfish has more talent than him" says Julian. Poor #lonelyprince! #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 02:53 PM


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BBUKLive: 2.54pm: Rhian's up next. Lorenzo won't exactly be a tough act to follow. #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 02:56 PM


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BBUKLive: 2.57pm: Rhian is doing "Facts in Briefs". She's talking about almonds and wedding rings and bees. In her pants. #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 02:59 PM


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BBUKLive: 3.02pm: Samantha is up next. Her talent is more like a business idea. Dragons' Den this ain't, Samantha! #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 03:06 PM


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BBUKLive: 3.09pm: Samantha is doing yoga for the #Jules, because she thinks there aren't any shows for over-35 ladies. We're confused. #cbbtalent#cbb
18-08-2012 03:11 PM


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BBUKLive: 3.14pm: The Situation is up. His talent is...being The Situation. Of course. #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 03:14 PM


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BBUKLive: 3.19pm: OK, so The Situation's talent is...his abs. The #Jules are split on this: Julian says no and Julie says yes. #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 03:20 PM


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BBUKLive: 3.27pm: After deliberation, the #Jules have decided on finalists. They must now take those finalists to their beach house. #cbb #cbbtalent
18-08-2012 03:28 PM


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BBUKLive: 3.37pm: The HMs all seem very sleepy after the #cbbtalent task. There's more to come, guys! #cbb
18-08-2012 03:37 PM


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BBUKLive: 4.00pm Cheryl is talking about her moldy old bungalow. She loves it though, and that's all that matters. #cbb
18-08-2012 04:04 PM


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BBUKLive: 4.17pm: The HMs have been called out to the garden for the next stage of the #cbbtalent task. #cbb
18-08-2012 04:17 PM


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BBUKLive: 4.22pm: The #Jules are about to announce their finalists...... *drumroll*.... #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 04:22 PM


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BBUKLive: 4.24pm: Julian has eliminated Lorenzo, Rhian, Jasmine and Cheryl, meaning it's between Martin & Ashley. #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 04:25 PM


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BBUKLive: 4.25pm: Julian's finalist is ASHLEY! His performance will be up later this evening for you to watch and vote on. #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 04:25 PM


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BBUKLive: 4.27pm: Julie has eliminated Danica, Samantha and Coleen, so it's between Harvey and The Situation..... #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 04:27 PM


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BBUKLive: 4.28pm: HARVEY is Julie's finalist, and his performance of 21 Seconds will be available later for you to watch and vote on. #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 04:28 PM


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BBUKLive: 4.30pm: The #cbbtalent finalists will perform soon, and you'll be able to watch their performances online and vote for your favourite. #cbb
18-08-2012 04:30 PM


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BBUKLive: 4.39pm: Ashley and Harvey are preparing themselves for their performances. Are you guys prepared to watch them? #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 04:40 PM


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BBUKLive: 4.53pm: A conversation between some of the HMs, about giving yourself an alias. Lorenzo says you can call yourself "anything" #cbb
18-08-2012 04:57 PM


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BBUKLive: 5.06pm: The HMs have been gathered on the sofa. We're curious as to the reason why... #cbb
18-08-2012 05:07 PM


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BBUKLive: 5.16pm: A stage has been assembled for the next part of the task. #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 05:18 PM


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BBUKLive: 5.22pm: Julian's star performer, Ashley, is performing some kind of rap/judo fusion for his last performance #cbbtalent. #cbb
18-08-2012 05:24 PM


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BBUKLive: 5.25pm: Next up is Harvey for Julie's team. He's busting out the old classic - 21 seconds. It never gets old does it... #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 05:27 PM


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BBUKLive: 5.28pm: Harvey or Ashley - Who will you crown the winner? Details on how to vote coming later! #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 05:31 PM


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BBUKLive: 5.43pm: Ashley is singing '21 seconds' in the garden. Is he subconsciously regretting his song choice? #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 05:45 PM


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BBUKLive: 5.48pm: As promised, here is how you can vote for either Harvey or Ashley. http://t.co/G8K71uEv #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 05:49 PM


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BBUKLive: 5.58pm: Coleen and The Situation are lounging in the shade discussing music. Cols is a Backstreet Boys fan, apparently. #cbb
18-08-2012 06:01 PM


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BBUKLive: 6.13pm: Martin is working out. Press ups, the plank and now laps of the pool. The camera has actually steamed up. #CBB
18-08-2012 06:12 PM


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BBUKLive: 6.23pm: Jasmine is making a cheese sandwich. From what we are seeing it appears she may never have made one before. #cbb
18-08-2012 06:21 PM


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BBUKLive: 6.35pm: Harvey and Ashley are talking about their performances. Check them out here http://t.co/ni8EDhX4. Vote NOW. #cbb
18-08-2012 06:35 PM


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BBUKLive: 6.53pm: Julian is explaining to Cheryl and Coleen where baby chickens come from. He doesn't know whether chicken or egg came first. #cbb
18-08-2012 06:57 PM


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BBUKLive: 7.11pm: Coleen says she has lots of work to do when she gets out of the House. Starting with the laundry. #cbb
18-08-2012 07:09 PM


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BBUKLive: 7.24pm: Harvey and Danica are bonding over Jasmine's earlier outburst. #cbb
18-08-2012 07:22 PM


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BBUKLive: 7.28pm: Jasmine is apologising to Danica for her name-calling session earlier today. #cbb
18-08-2012 07:30 PM


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BBUKLive: 7.39pm: Danica seems to have accepted the apology. The pair are now exchanging glamour stories. #cbb
18-08-2012 07:40 PM


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BBUKLive: 7.53pm: Voting for 'The Talent Agents' has now closed. Thank you to everyone who voted. The winner will be revealed later this eve. #cbb
18-08-2012 07:54 PM


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BBUKLive: 8.00pm: The glamour girls - Jasmine, Rhian and Danica, are discussing their bowel movements since being in the House. #cbb
18-08-2012 08:01 PM


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BBUKLive: 8.09pm: Dinner is served. For some reason Ashley is eating his out of a pot lid. Aren't there enough plates to go around? #cbb
18-08-2012 08:11 PM


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BBUKLive: 8.19pm: Here is picture evidence of the last tweet, with added mash face. #ashmashface #cbb http://t.co/b13I6qYj
18-08-2012 08:20 PM


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BBUKLive: 8.29pm: Rhian and Jasmine are telling each other that the other person deserves to win more. Humility all around. #cbb
18-08-2012 08:30 PM


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BBUKLive: 8.40pm: Julian and Julie are talking about Maureen, one of Julian's chickens. #cbb
18-08-2012 08:41 PM


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BBUKLive: 8.45pm: Prince asked "What do you say if you want to leave the show, get me out...?" Wrong show Lorenzo. #cbb
18-08-2012 08:47 PM


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BBUKLive: 8.47pm: To confirm, Prince Lorenzo has no intentions of leaving. He was just curious about the protocol. He likes a good system. #cbb
18-08-2012 08:48 PM


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BBUKLive: 8.57pm: Martin and Samantha are discussing whether the bin needs emptying or not. It's all kicking off in the CBB House. #cbb
18-08-2012 08:59 PM


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BBUKLive: 9.04pm: The HMs have been gathered on the sofa ready for the announcement of today's winner. Will it be Harvey or Ashley? #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 09:06 PM


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BBUKLive: 9.12pm: And the winner of the Talent Agent Task is....dramatic pause....Ashley! #cbb
18-08-2012 09:09 PM


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BBUKLive: 9.22pm: Team Julian have won a showbiz party. Team Julie have won nothing. #cbb
18-08-2012 09:20 PM


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BBUKLive: 9.32pm: Rhian is explaining about her bum pads. Cheryl is really impressed with her 'fake bum' pants. #cbb
18-08-2012 09:31 PM


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BBUKLive: 9.45pm: What colour shoes should Julian wear? He just can't decide. #cbb
18-08-2012 09:42 PM


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BBUKLive: 9.53pm: Cheryl is impressed by Jasmine's outfit. She says she looks like Madame Cholet. Compliment? #cbb
18-08-2012 09:51 PM


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BBUKLive: 10.07pm: We spy a chocolate fountain....#cbb
18-08-2012 10:05 PM


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BBUKLive: 1.15pm: The party is officially swinging. The winning team are enjoying a proper celeb bash. #partytime #cbb
18-08-2012 10:16 PM


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BBUKLive: 10.27pm: Whilst #teamashley party the night away, #teamharvey have resigned themselves to the smoking area for some light chit chat. #cbb
18-08-2012 10:29 PM


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BBUKLive: 10.35pm: Martin and Prince Lorenzo are complimenting Big Brother on their party. #partytime #cbb
18-08-2012 10:36 PM


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BBUKLive: 10.47pm: Prince Lorenzo and Jasmine are having a heart-to-heart about last night's argument. #cbb
18-08-2012 10:48 PM


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BBUKLive: 10.51pm: The Situation has described Lorenzo's outfit as 'grown-up style'. What do you think of his crisp attire? #cbb http://t.co/Q8IM76oZ
18-08-2012 10:56 PM


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BBUKLive: 11.08pm: Ashley is leading the troop in a choreographed dance to Spandau Ballet's - Gold. The larks. #cbb
18-08-2012 11:09 PM


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BBUKLive: 11.29pm: Coleen has been called to the Diary Room. Jasmine said she might have stolen something from the party. She said she hasn't. #cbb
18-08-2012 11:27 PM


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BBUKLive: 11.42pm: The Situation took some food from the fridge. Jasmine said this was a dangerous thing to do. Why, we don't know. #cbb
18-08-2012 11:40 PM


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BBUKLive: 11.48pm: The Situation wants to make dinner for Big Brother. #cbb
18-08-2012 11:46 PM


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BBUKLive: 11.57pm: Danica and Lorenzo are getting on well in the kitchen. #cbb
18-08-2012 11:57 PM


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BBUKLive: 12.12pm: Rhian feels like she has dropped herself into a bit of a situation. Not that Situation but one involving a snuggle. #cbb
19-08-2012 12:10 AM


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BBUKLive: 12.25pm: Ashley is talking relationships with Coleen and Cheryl. #cbb
19-08-2012 12:23 AM


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BBUKLive: 12.37pm: Ashley fancies Rhian. She's not single. This is causing a slight problem. #cbb
19-08-2012 12:35 AM


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BBUKLive: 12.46am: Rhian feels like she may have hurt Ashley's feelings. We suspect it may just be dented pride. #cbb
19-08-2012 12:48 AM


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BBUKLive: 1.00am: Coleen and Samantha are talking about Ashley's feelings for Rhian. #cbb
19-08-2012 01:04 AM


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BBUKLive: 1.16am: Jasmine says Rhian was flirting with Ashley. Danica didn't notice it. Rhian said, "What's flirting." #cbb #thesnuggleoff
19-08-2012 01:17 AM


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BBUKLive: 1.39am: Harvey is telling Jasmine off for the way she treated Lorenzo and Danica. She said she had so much going through her mind. #cbb
19-08-2012 01:40 AM


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BBUKLive: 1.51am: Ashley said he got 'goosebumples' when he beat Harvey in the Talent Agent task. #cbb
19-08-2012 01:49 AM


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BBUKLive: 2.01am: Most of the housemates are still up and showing no signs of sleeping yet. We however are hitting the hay. #cbb #thesnuggleoff
19-08-2012 01:59 AM


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BBUKLive: 8.14am All our celeb housemates are still tucked up in bed #CBB
19-08-2012 08:15 AM


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BBUKLive: 8.52am: Julie and Sam are whispering away while someone else appears to be on the floor. How the heck did that happen? #CBB
19-08-2012 08:53 AM


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BBUKLive: 9.04am: The lights are on. The mystery floor person is no longer there. Guess we're not meant to figure that one out. #CBB
19-08-2012 09:04 AM


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BBUKLive: 9.10am: Cheryl's first words of the day: "I think my body might have deliberately snored last night just to p**s people off." #CBB
19-08-2012 09:10 AM


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BBUKLive: 9.21am: It seems Cheryl wasn't the only snorer last night. Julian claims, there was "a symphony". #CBB
19-08-2012 09:22 AM


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BBUKLive: 9.27am: This is priceless. Martin is encouraging HMs to just "turn me over" if he snores. Imagining turning Martin Kemp over! #CBB
19-08-2012 09:27 AM


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BBUKLive: 9.44am: Coleen, Cheryl and Jasmine are having a good ol' gossip about the tangled love lines in the House. #CBB
19-08-2012 09:45 AM


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BBUKLive: 9.57am: The #SnoreDeForce continues to unravel. Princey was "a minor offender". Ash played late-night bed swap to help disturbed gals. #CBB
19-08-2012 09:57 AM


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BBUKLive: 10.08am: Were any HMs NOT involved in last night's #SnoreDeForce? Danica is apologising to Rhian for her contribution. #CBB
19-08-2012 10:08 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.33am: Harvey is fretting over the football season. It would seem no news isn't good news to him. #CBB
19-08-2012 10:34 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.48am: Cheryl's asking #TheSituation whether he'll keep his mantle when elderly. Or will he be "reviewing the situation?" she asks.. #CBB
19-08-2012 10:49 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.49am: Cheryl's quote in the last tweet was a reference to Oliver Twist villain, Fagin. We doubt #TheSituation got it. #CBB
19-08-2012 10:51 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.56am: The Sitch is telling Col and Chez that women are in their prime between 19 and 24 (usually). His mantle is making more sense. #CBB
19-08-2012 10:57 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 11.12am: The housemates are very cheerful this morning. Lots of loud laughter. #CBB
19-08-2012 11:13 AM


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[Gillian-73]

BBUKLive: 9.27am: This is priceless. Martin is encouraging HMs to just "turn me over" if he snores. Imagining turning Martin Kemp over! #CBB
19-08-2012 09:27 AM


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I'd turn him over so he ended up on top of me! LOL ;)

[Suze]

I'd turn him over so he ended up on top of me! LOL ;)

:o :laugh2: I think you might have to fight a few on this forum for that pleasure :D

[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 11.27am: Prince Lorenzo, Coleen and Cheryl are crunching numbers. Guys, it's Sunday. No maths on Sunday. #CBB
19-08-2012 11:28 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 11.40am: Jasmine is telling Samantha a verry revealing story about a past relationship. #CBB
19-08-2012 11:40 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 11.49am: The boys are all in the DR. It's got to be #bbbots pub quiz time! #CBB
19-08-2012 11:49 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 12.05am: Now the gals are answering quiz questions in the DR. Julie is looking very troubled by some of these questions. #CBB
19-08-2012 12:13 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 12.16pm: The boys are in the hot tub puzzling over the agendas of the women in the House. #CBB
19-08-2012 12:17 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 12.25pm: It's unclear whether Danica is in a relationship. All we can report at this stage is "you can't outfox a fox." Thanks Harvey. #CBB
19-08-2012 12:26 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 12.48pm: The Situation has been called to the Diary Room. *Sniff sniff* what's that? *Sniff* Hmmm, we sense a secret task! #CBB
19-08-2012 12:52 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 1.01pm: For 'The Awkward Situation' the sitch has to create six scenes with his HMs, inc asking Julie whether her baps are real. #CBB
19-08-2012 01:03 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: RT: @bbuk Read all about The Awkward Situation, it's a secret task, not a judgement. http://t.co/skSNJ33H #CBB
19-08-2012 01:11 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 1.14pm: The #awksitch got off to a genius start with Julie but is now flagging. He has been sitting in silence for ages. #CBB
19-08-2012 01:14 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 1.17pm: Martin and Jasmine are chatting musicians. The #awksitch is still silent. We are looking at a man who lacks a plan. #CBB
19-08-2012 01:18 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 1.18pm: The #awksitch has moved! Oh, he's just gone to the kitchen for some squash. #CBB
19-08-2012 01:20 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 1.22pm: Did the #awksitch take a Trappist vow when we weren't looking? He's back with the HMs and still incapable of speech. #CBB
19-08-2012 01:23 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 1.28pm: He's quite good at creating #awksitch's once he gets going but Mike needs lot of time to rev up. This is painful. #CBB
19-08-2012 01:30 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 1.40pm: This is beyond a joke. The Sitch is enjoying a long Harvey anecdote about Steven Seagal. You're on a mission, man! #CBB
19-08-2012 01:42 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 1.51pm: The #awksitch told Cheryl that a cure for an itch is a 60-second hug. He got a 2-4-1 when Julie stepped in. There's hope yet. #CBB
19-08-2012 01:54 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 2.06pm: #awksitch has just rattled through the remaining task bits. But has he compensated for that slow start? We just can't say. #CBB
19-08-2012 02:09 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 2.14pm: The Situation and Danica are playing a game of mouth catch with a cherry tomato. #CBB
19-08-2012 02:16 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 2:30pm Big Brother is revealing The Situation's secret mission to the House. We can confirm that he passed his task with flying colours #cbb
19-08-2012 02:32 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 2:33pm The Sitch has therefore won the House a sexy hot tub party, hosted by himself, it will begin shortly. #awksitch #cbb
19-08-2012 02:33 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 2.50pm: Those eager beaver housemates have changed into their swimwear ready for sexy hot-tub times. #CBB
19-08-2012 02:52 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 3.05pm: We want to explain this to you but there are no words. What are your thoughts on Harvey's make-over? #CBB http://t.co/jUHnuY5p
19-08-2012 03:05 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 3.17pm: Julian's on a mission to make-over HMs in creepy style. Ashley and Martin have joined Harvey in facial weirdness. #CBB
19-08-2012 03:19 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 3.30pm: BB has opened the sexy hot-tub party. HMs are dancing, shooting champagne water pistols and looking sweet in oversize sunnies. #CBB
19-08-2012 03:30 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 3.35pm: Here's a picture of what Julian did to Ashley's lovely fresh face. Martin's a work in progress. #CBB http://t.co/FiHrMlFK
19-08-2012 03:37 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 3.54pm: Harvey and Danica are in the DR begging BB for mysterious things. They tried to soften BB up with a suggestive dance.#CBB
19-08-2012 03:57 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 4.10pm: Prince has grabbed Danica's hand and doesn't want to let go. This isn't how you get a girl's hand in marriage. #CBB
19-08-2012 04:12 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 4.26pm: Cheryl and Martin are bonding over a shared love of eighties synth pop. Cheryl is providing a mash-up medley, which is nice. #CBB
19-08-2012 04:28 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 4.40pm: So, sunshine, champers, hot tubs and tunes make people happy. Call MENSA. #CBB
19-08-2012 04:41 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 4.53pm: "People remember two people the best, the winner and the person who went first." Prince Lorenzo, you are plain wrong. #CBB
19-08-2012 04:55 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 5.02pm: Coleen is venting to Julian about The Situation's earlier comment that women are at their peak from 19-24. Silly Sitch. #CBB
19-08-2012 05:03 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 5.08pm: Rhian's fear of Jasmine has overtaken her hot-tub fun. She's being discreetly comforted inside by Julie and Danica. #CBB
19-08-2012 05:09 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 5.24pm: We don't know what's prompted this but the HMs are currently cleaning the bedroom. Beautiful domestic creatures. #CBB
19-08-2012 05:24 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 5.34pm: Martin is giving Ashley acting advice. #cbb
19-08-2012 05:31 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 5.41pm: What's this? Cleaning the House music? Rave on housemates. Cue solo from Cheryl and head bops from Coleen. #cbb
19-08-2012 05:40 PM


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