Celebrity Big Brother live updates [Twitter]

[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 5.48pm: Pictorial evidence of Cheryl getting her groove on. #cbb http://t.co/xCiwwLyb
19-08-2012 05:49 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 5.57pm: Julie to Julian "It's almost ready for bath time, isn't it?" #cbb
19-08-2012 05:58 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 6.09pm: Cheryl and Samantha are sewing the HMs initials on the towels. How domesticated. #cbb
19-08-2012 06:10 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 6.19pm: Samantha is teaching Ashley how to sew. He's doing a good job so far. #cbb
19-08-2012 06:20 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 6.31pm: Martin and Harvey are indulging in some male bonding in the living room. We've spotted a bromance on the cards. #cbb
19-08-2012 06:32 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 6.34pm: Jasmine says she doesn't like "that Big Brother room". It's called the Diary Room Jasmine. #cbb
19-08-2012 06:32 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 6.36pm: Jasmine is telling Rhian that she hopes to have at least one fan when she leaves the House. #cbb
19-08-2012 06:39 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 6.51pm: Cheryl & Coleen are having the, "You're nothing like I thought you'd be chat." Surely we should be over that topic by now. #cbb
19-08-2012 06:52 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 6.59pm: Prince Lorenzo doesn't cook, FYI. #cbb
19-08-2012 06:59 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 7.09pm: Jasmine says all the housemates will be household names. Yhey won't be able to walk down the street when they come out . #cbb
19-08-2012 07:07 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 7.08pm: Coleen is telling Julian that she's annoyed with Jasmine for her lack of washing up. #cbb
19-08-2012 07:08 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 7.21pm: Jasmine and Ashley are trying to work out why Jasmine was booed on her way into the House. #cbb
19-08-2012 07:22 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 7.39pm: Housemates are convinced Big Brother has something planned for tonight. What could it be? #cbb
19-08-2012 07:38 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 7.52pm: Julie says Jasmine is very naughty. She says she keeps telling Rhian she is going to be evicted. #cbb
19-08-2012 07:51 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 8.08pm: Coleen has just explained the difference between shepherds and cottage pie. #cbb
19-08-2012 08:03 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 8.12pm: Danica and Rhian are having a bum shaking contest. #cbb
19-08-2012 08:12 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 8.24pm: What do celebrities eat for dinner? Cottage pie and baked beans. #cbb
19-08-2012 08:22 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 8.37pm: The Situation is discussing how he has been washing his pants in the bath. This is not appropriate dinner table conversation. #cbb
19-08-2012 08:35 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 8.43pm: Ashley is moaning about the lack of love from Rhian to Prince Lorenzo. #cbb
19-08-2012 08:44 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 8.58pm: Cheryl is questioing the Prince about his legitimacy. She thinks he might be from Swindon. And not a Prince. #cbb
19-08-2012 08:57 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 9.11pm: Julie has asked the Prince if he is good with blocked sinks. He says it is not his speciality. #cbb
19-08-2012 09:08 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 9.21pm: Cheryl has asked housemates who they'd ask to clear a blocked drain. Rhian says Martin, Jasmine thinks Harvey. #cbb
19-08-2012 09:21 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 9.37pm: Martin, Ashley and Harvey are playing football. #cbb
19-08-2012 09:35 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 9.55pm: Samantha and Coleen are talking to Jasmine. They think she is very tactile. #cbb
19-08-2012 09:53 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.21pm: Julian and Martin are having a good chit chat over a lovely glass of red. #cbb
19-08-2012 10:02 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.15pm: Danica is giving Coleen a foot rub. What a trooper. #cbb
19-08-2012 10:15 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.23pm: The Situation is teaching the other housemates what GTL, FTD and DTF means. #cbb
19-08-2012 10:24 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.24pm: So that's gym, tan, laundry, fresh to death and we shan't explain the last one to you. This is a PG twitter account. #cbb
19-08-2012 10:25 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.39pm: Julian is hoping someone will come and rescue himself and Julie soon. He may be out of luck on that one. #cbb
19-08-2012 10:41 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.49pm: Rhian is confiding in Samantha that the tension between her and Jasmine is bringing her down. #cbb
19-08-2012 10:50 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 11.06pm: The housemates are talking about their kids. It's a popular topic. #cbb
19-08-2012 11:03 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 11.20pm: Martin is talking to Danica about her career. He's asking a lot of questions. #cbb
19-08-2012 11:18 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 11.29pm: Julian and Julie are talking about how they are avoiding Jasmine. #cbb #thetwojules
19-08-2012 11:27 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 11.35pm: The Jules' are retiring to the bedroom. They've had enough nattering for the evening. #cbb
19-08-2012 11:36 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 11.49pm: Julian has asked Julie if she'd like to blow up his trouser leg to cool him down. She's declined. #cbb
19-08-2012 11:50 PM


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[GypsyGoth]

Are you making these up Twitter Robot? :suspect:

[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 12.01am: Martin is explaining to The Situation and Danica how he can cry on cue when he needs to. #cbb
20-08-2012 12:01 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 12.18am: Coleen and Samantha think Jasmine is a diva. #cbb
20-08-2012 12:15 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 12.26am: Rhian is in bed with Jasmine. This is getting confusing. #cbb
20-08-2012 12:27 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 12.40am: Coleen has encouraged Ashley to sort things out with Rhian. #cbb
20-08-2012 12:41 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 12.53am: All the housemates are up but Jasmine's latest outburst, directed at Harvey, is about to send them all back to bed. #cbb
20-08-2012 12:51 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 1.05am: The Situation is suggesting Jasmine apolgises to Rhian tomorrow. She says she won't. #cbb
20-08-2012 01:05 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 1.19am: The duty of calming Jasmine down has fallen in the lap of Samantha. She is currently the voice of reason. #cbb
20-08-2012 01:20 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 1.34am: Jasmine says she can feel a negative energy. She's having a heart to heart with Ashley. #cbb
20-08-2012 01:33 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 1.42am: Harvey thinks all the rows are ridiculous. They will be going back to their own lives in three weeks. #cbb
20-08-2012 01:40 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 2.00am: Both parties are being calmed down by the other HMs and this is where we leave them for the night. #cbb
20-08-2012 02:01 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 7.49am: Snoozy celebrity housemates aren't quite with us yet. Snooze on, celebs. Snooze on. #cbb
20-08-2012 07:51 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 8.06am: Still little sign of life in the bedroom. But there's stuff going on in the garden - is that a task set-up we spy? #cbb
20-08-2012 08:07 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 8.19am: Either someone's unleashed a wild boar in the room or one of our HMs needs some decongestant. #cbb
20-08-2012 08:20 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 8.32am: It's very still in the bedroom as HMs continue to doze. Very still but very snuffly. #cbb
20-08-2012 08:32 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 8.54am: Wonder what these housemates are dreaming about... what flits through Coleen Nolan's subconscious when she kips? #cbb
20-08-2012 08:55 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 9.13am: Lights are up and housemates are woken by a bit of Bassey - Big Spender. After swearing grumpily, Julie manically dances. #cbb
20-08-2012 09:14 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 9.18am: There's a huge swan-shaped pedalo in the pool. Cheryl's in her jim-jams and rubbing her eyes like a kid on christmas morning. #cbb
20-08-2012 09:19 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 9.23am: HMs are called to the sofas. Julie moans and Coleen tells her she maybe shouldn't have danced so animatedly out of bed. #cbb
20-08-2012 09:25 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 9.36am: Coleen's read out the details of the #BigSpenders task. HMs have to spend money to get money for this week's shopping budget. #CBB
20-08-2012 09:38 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 9.40am: Cheque books have been distributed. There's an immediate opportunity to spend at Big Brother's breakfast bar. #CBB #BigSpenders
20-08-2012 09:41 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 9.47am: "It's a bit much first thing," says Rhian, dozily filling her face. #CBB
20-08-2012 09:47 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 9.54am: As part of the task, HMs have to write cheques to pay for their meals. The Situation's having trouble with pounds and pence. #cbb
20-08-2012 09:54 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.02am: The huge pen used to write cheques is causing problems. Danica and Harvey have already complained about its bulbous shaft. #cbb
20-08-2012 10:04 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.14am: Jasmine is pointing out the differences between BB and Jersey Shore to a rumpled-looking The Situation. #CBB
20-08-2012 10:15 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.24am: After and large and expensive breakfast, the HMs' gym effort is somewhat unenthusiastic. #CBB
20-08-2012 10:25 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.27am: You know the pens on strings you get at the bank? BB's ballpoints are even harder to get to grips with. #cbb http://t.co/EniKRQxg
20-08-2012 10:27 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.37am: Coleen and Danica are talking about Jasmine's behaviour. Samantha and Rhian also broached the topic a few minutes ago. #cbb
20-08-2012 10:38 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.50am: A distraught Rhian is having some quality time with Big Brother in the Diary Room. #CBB
20-08-2012 10:50 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.55am: Cheryl's giving us a blast of a David Essex tune. Martin's joining in. Frankly, it's beautiful. #cbb
20-08-2012 10:56 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 10.58am: Cheryl's taking 70s rock recommendations from Martin. We're writing them down too - he knows his stuff (unsurprisingly). #cbb
20-08-2012 10:59 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 11.11am: Cheryl's explaining the EastEnders plotline about Heather's death to Lorenzo. He looks enormously amused. #cbb
20-08-2012 11:11 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 11.21am: We're enjoying this visual of Julian and Martin without fully understanding it. #CBB http://t.co/kWunyV0V
20-08-2012 11:22 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 11.33am: Chulie aka Beryl aka Julie and Cheryl are exchanging tales of how they met their lovers. Julie's is beautifully strange. #CBB
20-08-2012 11:35 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 11.42am: Harvey and Rhian are balancing things on a sleeping Ashley. So far - cup on forehead and brassiere on chest. Nice work. #cbb
20-08-2012 11:42 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 11.54am: Martin's talking about a particularly naughty and excessive episode in Spandau Ballet's history. Tut tut! #cbb
20-08-2012 11:54 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 11.59am: Julian's saying he needs to ask Big Brother for a pregnancy testing kit. Mind boggling yet? #cbb
20-08-2012 11:59 AM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 12.05pm: Harvey has come out of the Diary Room wearing a red zentai suit. He looks like a little devil. Pictures coming soon. #CBB
20-08-2012 12:06 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 12.12pm: Harvey's looking SO solid in a zentai suit. #cbb http://t.co/huvYMhmz
20-08-2012 12:13 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 12.21pm: Harvey's now squeezing into his fourth zentai suit. But who's counting? (He looks a little flustered). #cbb
20-08-2012 12:22 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 12.30pm: Julian's telling Samantha about his two pet ducks. If they don't get fed at 5pm they waddle into his house, "shrieking". #cbb
20-08-2012 12:31 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 12.33pm: Harvey's in his fifth Zentai suit. He's been called to the Diary Room to get into his sixth. He says he'll stop at fifty. #cbb
20-08-2012 12:33 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 12.43pm: Here's Harvey rolling four Zentais deep. #CBB http://t.co/GrTEVeYS
20-08-2012 12:44 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 12.59pm: Danica left an intimate situation with #TheSituation to spoon Coleen. You lose, son. #CBB
20-08-2012 01:00 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 1.06pm: Prince Lorenzo is making sandwiches for anyone who wants one. It's an incredibly humbling sight. #cbb
20-08-2012 01:07 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 1.16pm: Julie, Coleen and Martin are singing the praises of Jessie Wallace. They're big fans. #cbb
20-08-2012 01:17 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 1.27pm: Mike and Julie are bonding in the garden. The Situation and Bet Lynch. We're still trying to get over the weirdness. #cbb
20-08-2012 01:28 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 1.37pm: The Situation tells Julian: "You're an older brother. You're like a trendy professor". Julian: "I've never been so insulted" #cbb
20-08-2012 01:37 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 1.43pm: Cheryl's asking Martin if, when he runs out of toilet roll, he tends to use the cardboard bit. Enjoy your lunch. #cbb
20-08-2012 01:43 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 1.52pm: Cheryl's having a quick sunbathe with the Prince. #cbb
20-08-2012 01:56 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 2.07pm: A sudden burst of sun is frustrating Harvey who's still encased in multiple Zentai suits. #cbb
20-08-2012 02:07 PM


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[Kate!]

BBUKLive: 1.52pm: Cheryl's having a quick sunbathe with the Prince. #cbb
20-08-2012 01:56 PM


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lucky Cheryl :D

[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 2.10pm: Harv and Julie are freaking themselves out. They've both booked holidays in Egypt. Psychic connections all over the shop. #bbuklive
20-08-2012 02:11 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 2.24pm: Martin and Coleen seem to be after our jobs. They're talking about their interest in getting involved behind the BB scenes. #CBB
20-08-2012 02:26 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 2.35pm: Coleen and Jasmine discuss how calming Martin is. Separately, Ashley and Harvey sing his praises. It's Kemp-love central. #cbb
20-08-2012 02:36 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 2.48pm: Harvey has peeled 4/5 of his Zentais down to waist level. It's a strong look he's rocking. #CBB
20-08-2012 02:48 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 2.58pm: Jasmine and Lorenzo are being pretty civil. They're talking kids. #cbb
20-08-2012 02:59 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 3.04pm: "Well, I made all of £1.50," says Julie of her contribution to the #BigSpenders task thus far. #CBB
20-08-2012 03:05 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 3.13pm: All housemates have been called to the sofas. Quit sunning yerselves, HMs! BB has spoken. #cbb
20-08-2012 03:13 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 3.19pm: Yikes! It's time for BB's 'Fun Fare'. HMs have to spend as much as they can at BB's fairground in limited time. #cbb #bbfunfare
20-08-2012 03:20 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 3.21pm: The Situation and Prince Lorenzo are going to be stuck on a waltzer for two hours solid. Fiendish, BB. Fiendish. #cbb #cbbfunfare
20-08-2012 03:22 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 3.32pm: Jasmine's in charge of the kitty, playing on the 'Tuppence Nudger'. Sounds more fun than it's going to be... #cbb #cbbfunfare
20-08-2012 03:24 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 3.25pm: Cheryl's having a giggling fit as Samantha attempts to read the rules. #cbb #bigspenders #cbbfunfare
20-08-2012 03:26 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 3.33pm: Housemates are frantically discussing the rules to the #cbbfunfare so they can spend/make as much money as poss. #cbb #bigspenders
20-08-2012 03:33 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 3.44pm: The #cbbfunfare's begun! The Situation is sick of the waltzer already and Jasmine's very involved with her Tuppence Nudger. #cbb
20-08-2012 03:45 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 4.07pm: Martin and Danica were the first recipients of a pie in the face. They took it with grace. #cbb #cbbfunfare #bigspenders
20-08-2012 04:08 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 4.18pm: The two Jules have received pie-faces now. Oh, the humanity! #cbbfunfare #cbb #bigspenders
20-08-2012 04:18 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 4.23pm: The Jules are disgusted by the smell of the pies that landed on their faces. "Oh, it's disgusting" groans Julie. #cbb #bigspenders
20-08-2012 04:24 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 4.29pm: Cheryl and Coleen sit the #cbbfunfare out and provide commentary. It's alright for some. #cbb #bigspenders
20-08-2012 04:30 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 4.38pm: Harvey and Rhian are getting pied, cream is seeping into Harvey's Zentai suit. Don't you hate it when that happens? #CBB
20-08-2012 04:39 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 4.52pm: Harvey's snuggling up to Julie. She's not happy because apparently, after being pie-faced, he stinks. #cbb #cbbfunfare #bigspenders
20-08-2012 04:53 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 5.00pm: A lovelier image of blossoming friendship you'd be hard pressed to find. #cbb #bigspenders http://t.co/foZtpr3t
20-08-2012 05:00 PM


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BBUKLive: 5.16pm: Prince Lorenzo and The Situation are still spinning around and around. They're making us feel dizzy. #cbb
20-08-2012 05:16 PM


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BBUKLive: 5.31pm: Lorenzo is using the position of the sun to tell the time. He says 5.10pm. Not bad. #cbb
20-08-2012 05:32 PM


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BBUKLive: 5.44pm: Danica and Rhian are sprucing themselves up for the evening. #cbb
20-08-2012 05:45 PM


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BBUKLive: 5.55pm: Rhian thinks she stinks after the task. She asked Princes Lorenzo to smell her. He says she's fine. #cbb #bigspenders
20-08-2012 05:54 PM


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BBUKLive: 6.02pm: Julian has unearthed a green chicken in the freezer. Suffice to say, it's new home is the bin. #cbb
20-08-2012 06:03 PM


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BBUKLive: 6.10pm: The Situation says it sucks when you have to 'de-shell' garlic. Yes, it's a hard life sometimes. #cbb
20-08-2012 06:10 PM


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BBUKLive: 6.21pm: Coleen says she just got the urge to kiss Harvey. He was talking about Welwyn Garden City, could this be what did it? #cbb
20-08-2012 06:20 PM


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BBUKLive: 6.30pm: Samantha and Martin are organising a salad with military precision. #cbb
20-08-2012 06:31 PM


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BBUKLive: 6.41pm: Coleen has told Samantha she looks pretty. Samantha says she doesn't think so.... #cbb
20-08-2012 06:40 PM


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BBUKLive: 6.51pm: The Situation is showing off his saute skills to Martin. The latter seems impressed. #cbb
20-08-2012 06:53 PM


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BBUKLive: 7.06pm: Prince Lorenzo, Harvey and Samatha are talking about a very saucy TV show. *Blush* #cbb
20-08-2012 07:09 PM


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BBUKLive: 7.23pm: Rhian and Ashley may well be having a snuggle. We are still unsure as to the definition of 'snuggle'. Watch this space. #cbb
20-08-2012 07:21 PM


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BBUKLive: 7.34pm: Dinner is served. It's a pasta tea tonight prepared by The Situation, Martin, Rhian and Danica. Tuck in. #cbb
20-08-2012 07:32 PM


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BBUKLive: 7.43pm: Rhian is thinking about cleaning the bathroom after tea. She thinks it'll make her a good wife. #cbb
20-08-2012 07:45 PM


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BBUKLive: 7.57pm: There is a large white plastic swan in the pool. Rhian and Danica are wondering what's going on. #cbb
20-08-2012 07:57 PM


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BBUKLive: 8.15pm: The Situation made stock by putting a cube in the kettle. Domestic God. #cbb
20-08-2012 08:13 PM


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BBUKLive: 8.24pm: The two Jules have taken up the next part of the task. They've to pedal a swan for an hour...#cbb #bigspenders http://t.co/XbZBRXIa
20-08-2012 08:27 PM


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BBUKLive: 8.39pm: Prince Lorenzo is reciting a maths riddle to the HMs in the smoking area. He's full of smarts. #cbb
20-08-2012 08:40 PM


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BBUKLive: 8.52pm: Jasmine is cleaning the bathroom. This will please Coleen no end. #cbb
20-08-2012 08:53 PM


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BBUKLive: 9.01pm: Cheryl is encouraging Lorenzo to climb over the wall to get some chocolate and wine from the shop. #cbb
20-08-2012 09:02 PM


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BBUKLive: 9.12pm: The two Jules are still in the swan. Julie says it's not the best ride she has ever had. #cbb
20-08-2012 09:10 PM


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BBUKLive: 9.22pm: The two Jules are talking about cooking parklife - namely squirrels and hedgehogs. Cover your ears giant swan. #cbb #bigspenders
20-08-2012 09:24 PM


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BBUKLive: 9.39pm: Cheryl has been explaining the rules of 'Squeak Piggy Squeak' to Harvey. #cbb
20-08-2012 09:36 PM


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BBUKLive: 9.40pm: The swan task is over. Other than the two Jules, only Samantha seems to have noticed. #cbb #bigspenders
20-08-2012 09:40 PM


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BBUKLive: These housemates drink a lot of tea. It's a shame The Situation made gravy in the kettle. #cbb
20-08-2012 09:52 PM


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BBUKLive: 10.02: The Situation is in the kitchen again and has manage to spill half the contents of his pan on the floor. #cbb
20-08-2012 10:02 PM


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BBUKLive: 10.14pm: All the HMs are in the garden having a nice chinwag. No hissy fits tonight... Yet. #cbb
20-08-2012 10:15 PM


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BBUKLive: 10.26pm: Cheryl is missing out on quiet time on her own. That's the thing about the Big Brother House Chezza. #cbb
20-08-2012 10:26 PM


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BBUKLive: 10.38pm: Martin is trashing a fake hotel room for the next part of the task. This is his rock'n'roll attire. #cbb http://t.co/zFG71Fj2
20-08-2012 10:39 PM


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BBUKLive: 10.51pm: Martin is exhausted after his diva style performance. He's not cut out for the rock'n'roll lifetsyle. #cbb
20-08-2012 10:51 PM


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BBUKLive: 11.02pm: Harvey is telling Danica how he's humbled himself over the last couple of years. #cbb
20-08-2012 11:03 PM


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BBUKLive: 11.18pm: The older members of the group are talking about retiring to the bedroom. They've had enough larks for the day. #cbb
20-08-2012 11:19 PM


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BBUKLive: 11.31pm: Rhian and Ashley are talking about the age they'll need to retire, in their respective industries. #cbb
20-08-2012 11:32 PM


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BBUKLive: 11.43pm: Harvey says his footballer friends will be watching Big Brother. That's nice to know. #cbb
20-08-2012 11:43 PM


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BBUKLive: 11.54pm: Only the young'uns are up and about. They're discussing Ashley's potential fanbase when he leaves the House. #cbb
20-08-2012 11:55 PM


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BBUKLive: 12.10am: The bathroom never stays clean for long. #cbb #bbbots
21-08-2012 12:08 AM


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BBUKLive: Harvey and Ashley are having a deep and meaningful in the hot tub. If that hot tub could talk...#cbb #bbbots
21-08-2012 12:18 AM


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BBUKLive: Harvey says he wants the energy to be removed from the House. That can't be what he means. That would be no fun at all. #cbb #bbbots
21-08-2012 12:32 AM


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BBUKLive: The Situation, Danica and Rhian are in bed. They are having a good whisper. Speak up guys. #cbb #bbbots
21-08-2012 12:50 AM


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BBUKLive: 1.02pm: Jasmine is twirling around the garden. She's in a spiffing mood tonight. #cbb
21-08-2012 01:06 AM


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BBUKLive: 1.17am: We have a 5-in-a-bed situation. The culprits are Sitch, Ash, Danica, Rhian and Harvey. #cbb
21-08-2012 01:19 AM


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BBUKLive: 1.31am: Ashley is retelling last night's argument between Rhian and Jasmine to the group, even though they were all there at the time. #cbb
21-08-2012 01:32 AM


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BBUKLive: 1.43am: The group are being very loud - we're surprised they haven't woken the others up. #cbb
21-08-2012 01:44 AM


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BBUKLive: 1.59am: We leave the five little scamps chatting and larking around in the bedroom. We'll be back bright and early! Till then folks... #cbb
21-08-2012 01:58 AM


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BBUKLive: 8.06am: Good morning, everyone! The HMs are still snoozing happily away. Bless 'em... #cbb
21-08-2012 08:04 AM


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BBUKLive: 8.34am: Still sleeping soundly, but someone is having a bit of a snore. #cbb
21-08-2012 08:35 AM


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BBUKLive: 8.44am: Jasmine is up and about, and is getting a nice cold glass of water. #cbb
21-08-2012 08:45 AM


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BBUKLive: 8.57am: Looks like Samantha, Jasmine, Martin and a mystery fourth HM are now awake and mumbling. #cbb
21-08-2012 08:53 AM


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BBUKLive: 9.02am: Julie is up, and has jut been frowning at some spoons. #cbb
21-08-2012 09:02 AM


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BBUKLive: 9.08am: We are sad to see that Julian is not wearing his fabulous jimjams today. Hopefully he'll wear a spectacular shirt later on. #cbb
21-08-2012 09:09 AM


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BBUKLive: 9.19am: "I'm not sure about his royal heritage" says Jasmine of Lorenzo. Julian finds Lorenzo's use of the term 'Prince' "quite bold" #cbb
21-08-2012 09:20 AM


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BBUKLive: 9.27am: The Prince's ears must be burning in the bedroom. He's still the prime breakfast subject for Jas, the Jules's and Sam. #cbb
21-08-2012 09:26 AM


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BBUKLive: 9.30am: BB has turned the lights on in the bedroom. We don't mean to be unfeeling but about blimmin' time. Upsy-daisy! #cbb
21-08-2012 09:32 AM


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BBUKLive: 9.45am: Mornings are difficult. Here's Martin Kemp greeting the day to help everyone feel a little happier. #cbb http://t.co/rhpV1gUV
21-08-2012 09:46 AM


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BBUKLive: 10am: Jasmine reckons that Rhian would not be entertaining Ashley on the outside. Do you agree? #cbb
21-08-2012 10:06 AM


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BBUKLive: 10.09am: Martin likens the younger HMs' behaviour to how his kids might behave on holiday. Oh, grumble grumble grumble! #cbb
21-08-2012 10:08 AM


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BBUKLive: 10.18am: While Lorenzo and Jasmine talk about tattoos and trust, Danica and Samantha are making use of the gym. #cbb
21-08-2012 10:19 AM


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BBUKLive: 10.20am: Ashley's in the gym too, of course. #cbb
21-08-2012 10:20 AM


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BBUKLive: 10.23am: Looks like The Situatio is cooking himself a breakfast of bacon, with a side of ham. Porktastic! #cbb
21-08-2012 10:22 AM


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BBUKLive: 10.27am: Rhian is still in bed! Come on, lazybones, the lights have been on for an hour! #cbb
21-08-2012 10:28 AM


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BBUKLive: 10.34am: The Situation has confirmed that he has, indeed, cooked a porktastic breakfast of bacon and ham. Delicious. #cbb
21-08-2012 10:35 AM


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BBUKLive: 10.39pm: Cheryl made a funny. She's asking whether #TheSitch got his breakfast pork from the piggy bank in the living area. #cbb
21-08-2012 10:40 AM


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BBUKLive: 1043am: How do we feel about Ashley's interesting top? Harvey seems unsure... http://t.co/O5DsNWhH #cbb #cbbfashionmoment
21-08-2012 10:43 AM


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BBUKLive: 10.55am: "Yo, last night was mad funny," says #TheSituation. We're startled. He hadn't spoken for ages. #cbb
21-08-2012 10:57 AM


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BBUKLive: 11.09pm: People look silly when doing sit-ups while others hold onto their knees. Julian and Danica are demonstrating this fact to us. #cbb
21-08-2012 11:10 AM


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BBUKLive: 11.21am: The Prince and Rhian are having a FASCINATING conversation about breakfast preferences. We're not being sarcastic. Nuh-huh. #cbb
21-08-2012 11:22 AM


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BBUKLive: 11.21am: "I love feta. Do you love feta?" asks Martin. We do! We do love feta, Martin! #cbb
21-08-2012 11:22 AM


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BBUKLive: 11.38am: Harvey's discussing his more showbiz activities while Sam responds with suitable levels of 'you da man'. Harmony in da House. #cbb
21-08-2012 11:39 AM


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BBUKLive: 11.50am: The Jules and Cheryl are discussing being "Bet Lynched". It's not clear what "Bet Lynching" entails but they'r having a hoot. #cbb
21-08-2012 11:51 AM


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BBUKLive: 12.00pm: Cheryl has garbed Harvey in one of her robes. He looks well good. #cbb
21-08-2012 12:01 PM


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BBUKLive: 12.07pm: Cheryl has emerged as an unlikely fashion icon in the House. #cbb http://t.co/Qm2lcTXN #cbbfashionmoment
21-08-2012 12:08 PM


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BBUKLive: 12.13pm: The boys have been using Jasmine's shampoo. Harvey thinks it is quite funny, and she should have kept it in her drawer. #cbb
21-08-2012 12:14 PM


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BBUKLive: 12.22pm: Danica, Rhian and Ashley are chilling out in the smoking area. Ashley says today is going well. A bit of optimism, we love it! #cbb
21-08-2012 12:24 PM


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BBUKLive: 12.31pm: "we have too many loaves and not enough fishes!" Proclaims Cheryl. How biblical. #cbb
21-08-2012 12:32 PM


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BBUKLive: 12.44pm: After trying on Cheryl's robe, Harvey is planning on raiding Julian's wardrobe. We're a bit jealous. #cbb
21-08-2012 12:44 PM


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BBUKLive: 12.46pm: TV can be confusing for kids. Julie's grandchildren used to run behind the set to try to get her out. #cbb
21-08-2012 12:45 PM


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BBUKLive: 12.54pm: Sam and Jas are bragging about their glam former lives while bonding over losing it all and desiring to rise again. #cbb
21-08-2012 12:54 PM


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BBUKLive: 1.07pm: Jasmine and Sam have dashed off holding hands to a quiet spot in the garden. It's safe to say we have a gossiping situation. #cbb
21-08-2012 01:09 PM


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BBUKLive: 1.20pm: We don't know how many times Jasmine has spoken out about LA being a centre of moral decay. She so worldly. #cbb
21-08-2012 01:22 PM


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BBUKLive: 1.20pm: Sam and Jasmine's gossip situation is intense! Stay tuned for an in-depth analysis, guys. #cbb
21-08-2012 01:23 PM


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BBUKLive: 1.30pm: BB has gathered the HMs on the couches. What could possibly be afoot?! #cbb
21-08-2012 01:30 PM


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BBUKLive: 1.33pm: Danica has collected the instructions from the hatch, and is reading them out to the assembled HMs. #cbb
21-08-2012 01:34 PM


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BBUKLive: 134pm: It's more of the #bigspenders task. This next section is Shot Till You Drop, and sees 6 HMs drink shots. But is all as it seems? #cbb
21-08-2012 01:36 PM


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BBUKLive: 1.37pm: The 6 HMs doing the task are: Sam, Coleen, Ashley, Rhian, Harvey and Danica. They look perturbed... #cbb #bigspenders
21-08-2012 01:38 PM


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BBUKLive: 1.47pm: Our VIPs have entered the VIP lounge, and are perturbed to see sick buckets..... #bigspender #cbb #bbshots
21-08-2012 01:48 PM


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BBUKLive: 1.48pm: In case you were wondering, the shots aren't boozy...and they're certainly not gonna be nice... #cbb #bigspenders #bbshots
21-08-2012 01:49 PM


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BBUKLive: 1.52pm: Rhian doesn't feel up to the #bbshots task, so Martin has stepped into the breach. WHATTA MAN, ladies and gents. #cbb #bigspenders
21-08-2012 01:53 PM


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BBUKLive: 1.57pm: it's starting, guys! The first shot is is Risky Sours. We have no idea what's in it. Any guesses? #cbb #bigspenders #bbshots
21-08-2012 01:58 PM


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BBUKLive: 2.00pm: The Risky Sours shots were lemon juice, and the HMs have downed them like the professionals they are. #cb #bigspenders #bbshots
21-08-2012 02:00 PM


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BBUKLive: 2.06pm: The next shot is a Sam-puke-a... any guesses, guys? #cbb #bbshots #bigspenders
21-08-2012 02:07 PM


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BBUKLive: 2.09pm: The Sam-puke-a was a garlicky delight. Coleen, it turns out, is not a fan of garlic. Ash loves it. #cbb #bbshots #bigspenders
21-08-2012 02:09 PM


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BBUKLive: 2.10pm: The next shot is a Bloody Scary, a spicy treat with a milk chaser. Yum!!! #cbb #bbshots #bigspenders
21-08-2012 02:10 PM


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BBUKLive: 2.15pm: The next shot is Retch On The Beach, a 'tart' treat...vinegar? #cbb #bbshots #bigspenders
21-08-2012 02:15 PM


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BBUKLive: 2.20pm: We didn't catch the name of shot number five, but the HMs say it was very fishy. Jealous? #cbb #bbshots #bigspenders
21-08-2012 02:22 PM


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BBUKLive: 2.23pm: The final shot is the Toe-Curler Slammer, a pepper-based drink with a WORM in it, eurgH! #cbb #bbshots #bigspenders
21-08-2012 02:22 PM


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BBUKLive: 2.24pm: The HMs have done all the shots! Yippee hooray! #cbb #bbshots #bigspenders
21-08-2012 02:24 PM


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BBUKLive: 2.39pm: Danica's feeling a little peaky after that river of grossness. #CBB
21-08-2012 02:40 PM


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BBUKLive: 2.56pm: Someone's been using Coleen's towel. She suspects #TheSitch because of Jasmine's shampoo, and the stock cube in the kettle. #cbb
21-08-2012 02:56 PM


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BBUKLive: 3.04pm: Harvey is flexing his muscles. Yes, yes, Harvey, we all know you're super buff. #cbb
21-08-2012 03:05 PM


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BBUKLive: 3.14pm: Ashley is applying a teeth-whitening strip. He's having a bit of trouble with it. #cbb
21-08-2012 03:14 PM


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BBUKLive: 3.30pm: Ashley isn't afraid to get white stuff where it counts. #cbb http://t.co/YMXxdEgQ
21-08-2012 03:34 PM


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BBUKLive: 3.36pm: Ashley and Harvey are watching as Danica and Rhian perform their beauty regimes. "Being a girl is hard!" says H with awe. #cbb
21-08-2012 03:37 PM


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BBUKLive: 3.47pm: Julie, Coleen and Cheryl are gawking at the two models in a bath situation. #cbb
21-08-2012 03:48 PM


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BBUKLive: 4.01pm: Jasmine is sporting a headband with the word 'WILD' emblazoned in giant, shiny letters. #cbb #cbbfashionmoment
21-08-2012 04:02 PM


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BBUKLive: 4.12pm: Danica and Rhian have barely left each other's sides today. They're doing their make-up together at the moment. #cbb
21-08-2012 04:16 PM


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BBUKLive: 4.17pm: Rhian just called BB "Big Brie." Mmmmmmm, brie. #cbb
21-08-2012 04:17 PM


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BBUKLive: 4.33pm: #Danican (Danica & Rhian) are toying with wigs. Previously they were threading mike leads under each other's bras. #cbb #ladfantasy
21-08-2012 04:35 PM


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BBUKLive: 4.48pm: For those of you itching to see Jasmine's latest #cbbfashionmoment, herrrre iiiiit iiiis! http://t.co/AGkZjezq
21-08-2012 04:49 PM


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BBUKLive: 4.50pm: Danica is getting her makeup done by Julian. We are seething with envy. #cbb
21-08-2012 04:52 PM


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[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 4.57pm: Here's #Danican in their matching bob wigs. Enjoy! http://t.co/blLPJirr
21-08-2012 04:54 PM


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BBUKLive: 5.08pm: Danica is looking extremely vampish with her new, Julian-applied warpaint. #cbb
21-08-2012 05:09 PM


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BBUKLive: 5.18pm: Cheryl's in the Diary Room, chattering away to Big Brother. #cbb
21-08-2012 05:19 PM


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BBUKLive: 5.23pm: Harvey tells Jasmine not to worry if she goes first. Andrew Stone went first, he says, and it hardly ruined him, he reasons. #cbb
21-08-2012 05:23 PM


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BBUKLive: 5.26pm: Here is Danica in full drag make-up. What do you think? #cbb http://t.co/Dqlgvx3F
21-08-2012 05:27 PM


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BBUKLive: 5.34pm: Danica and Lorenzo are semi-flirting. He wouldn't date her because she's too flirtatious, he says, flirtily. #cbb #flirtparadox
21-08-2012 05:35 PM


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BBUKLive: 5.41pm: Cheryl is giving Coleen a back rub. It's a very hands-on day. #cbb
21-08-2012 05:42 PM


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BBUKLive: 5.52pm: The Situation, Martin and Ashley are making up a rap. It may just scrape into the top 40. Maybe. #cbb
21-08-2012 05:53 PM


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BBUKLive: 6.01pm: Lorenzo and Danica continue their semi-flirtatious conversation. "I'm getting deep now..." says Danica. #cbb
21-08-2012 06:02 PM


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BBUKLive: 6.16pm: Now it's Martin's turn to get a back rub from Cheryl. Where's ours? #cbb
21-08-2012 06:16 PM


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BBUKLive: 6.27pm: Jasmine is telling Martin that she hoped he was a bad boy, but she realises now that he's just a thoroughly nice chap. #cbb
21-08-2012 06:29 PM


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BBUKLive: 6.39pm: Coleen's having her eyebrows tweezed by #Danican who hover over her brows like birds of prey. #cbb
21-08-2012 06:39 PM


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BBUKLive: 6.56pm: Harvey's giving Julian a lesson in how to operate the cooker. They all look mystified. #cbb
21-08-2012 06:57 PM


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BBUKLive: 7.05pm: The first record Martin Kemp ever bought was Me & My Life by The Tremeloes, he's just revealed. #cbb #wearebetterthansmashhits
21-08-2012 07:05 PM


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BBUKLive: 7.20pm: Big Brother's gathered Samantha, Julia, Julian and Coleen outside for a task - Loose Change. #cbb #cbbtask #cbbloosechange
21-08-2012 07:21 PM


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BBUKLive: 7.35pm: Samantha, Julian, Julie and Coleen deliver a few home truths to one another as part of the task. #cbb #cbbtask #cbbloosechange
21-08-2012 07:35 PM


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BBUKLive: 7.35pm: Samantha, Julian, Julie and Coleen deliver a few home truths to one another as part of the task. #cbb #cbbtask #cbbloosechange
21-08-2012 07:35 PM


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Sounds like fun !!

[Twitter Robot]

BBUKLive: 7.50pm: It's dinner time and housemates are all around the dinner table. It's quite a feast they've cooked up. #cbb
21-08-2012 07:50 PM


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BBUKLive: 7.59pm: Quite a lot of the housemates are talking with their mouths full. Manners please, housemates. #cbb
21-08-2012 08:02 PM


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BBUKLive: 8.12pm: Cheryl's celebrating how much she loved the meal by singing an Artful Dodger tune. You know the one. #cbb #lovingit
21-08-2012 08:13 PM


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BBUKLive: 8.20pm: With the meal over, Julian, Martin and Coleen lead the clean up effort. The Situation's been called to the Diary Room. #cbb
21-08-2012 08:20 PM


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BBUKLive: 8.30pm: Ever the mother figure, Samantha is making sure Ashley ate enough at dinner. #cbb
21-08-2012 08:31 PM


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BBUKLive: 8.39pm: Harvey is rationalising the rift between Jasmine and Rhian. #cbb
21-08-2012 08:40 PM


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BBUKLive: 8.53pm: Harvey has now put a wig on and is singing a Diana Ross classic in the bedroom. He's on fire tonight. #cbb
21-08-2012 08:54 PM


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BBUKLive: 9.02pm: Coleen and Cheryl are talking in the bathroom about how the former's not really getting on with Julie. #cbb
21-08-2012 09:03 PM


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BBUKLive: 9.11pm: Housemates have been gathered on the sofas. They're all looking a bit confused and frightened. #cbb
21-08-2012 09:11 PM


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BBUKLive: 9.18pm: There's another part to the task! They've already earned £725 and now two HMs can top up with a very special task. #cbb
21-08-2012 09:18 PM


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BBUKLive: 9.23pm: Jasmine and Rhian are selected to take this task on. Jasmine's pretty concerned. "They've picked dumb and dumber" she says. #cbb
21-08-2012 09:25 PM


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BBUKLive: 9.32pm: As Jasmine and Rhian get ready for their task, Coleen and Samantha agonise in the Smoking Area over the choice. #cbb
21-08-2012 09:33 PM


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BBUKLive: 9.41pm: Julian and Julie are discussing talcum powder and its application. Pleasant. #cbb
21-08-2012 09:42 PM


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BBUKLive: 9.53pm: While everyone worries about the upcoming, shrouded in secrecy task, Lorenzo takes a relaxing dip. #cbb
21-08-2012 09:54 PM


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BBUKLive: 10.03pm: Rhian and Ashley are having a friendly chat on her bed. No monkey-business - they've got past the awkwardness it seems. #cbb
21-08-2012 10:03 PM


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BBUKLive: 10.05pm: Julian and Martin are having a bit of a grumpy-old-man moan. They're not impressed by how much caffeine Ashley consumes. #cbb
21-08-2012 10:06 PM


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BBUKLive: 10.19pm: Julie fancies a takeaway. Someone needs to remind her that takeaways need to be earned in the BB House. #cbb
21-08-2012 10:20 PM


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