sexiest male

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michael

http://i2.cdnds.net/12/33/618x1103/realitytv_cbb_2012_mike_sorrentino_2.jpg

harvey

http://i1.cdnds.net/12/33/618x957/realitytv_cbb_2012_mc_harvey_2.jpg

lorenzo

http://i2.cdnds.net/12/33/618x1026/realitytv_cbb_2012_prince_lorenzo_borghese_2.jpg

ashley

http://i1.cdnds.net/12/33/618x888/realitytv_cbb_2012_ashley_mckenzie_1.jpg

poll~

[Shaun]

martin deserves a mention tbf... something about him... but I'd still say Ashley.

[Monkey Slut]

Lorenzo

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

julian and martin are not allowed in the poll because they are old

[Shaun]

martin > harvey & michael

[Sophiee]

michael. harvey is good looking too.

[flamingGalah!]

Lorenzo, but I wouldn't kick Ashley out either...

Michael has a weird stomach, he doesn't have a six pack it just looks a bit of a mess :conf: I'd rather have Julian to be honest...

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

ifkr it looks really bizarre

and he doesnt have an attractive face he looks something from the simpsons

[flamingGalah!]

ifkr it looks really bizarre

and he doesnt have an attractive face he looks something from the simpsons

Compare his abs to Harvey's & Ashley's :shocked:

He is fugly too, big nose & he's gotta be about 40...

[Scotty07]

Lorenzo.

[Lwize]

julian and martin are not allowed in the poll because they are old

:nono:

[Munchkins]

Mike.. definitely

[glasstangerine]

Lorenzo reminds me of Steve Carell. But I consider that a good thing.

[lostalex]

Lorenzo and Harvey are both very hot.

[Vanessa]

All of them are hot, but Lorenzo is delicious! :amazed::evilgrin:

[Vanessa]

Lorenzo reminds me of Steve Carell. But I consider that a good thing.

I love Steve Carell as well! :blush:

[BJ]

Lorenzo

[Livia]

Martin, although he's not on this rather limited list. As old as he is, he's still the sexiest.

Definitely NOT The Situation. He has great abs but a face that looks like it's been made out of placsticine by a four year old.

[Kizzy]

Martin may be older but he is better looking than most of them...especially 'the big shnozz situation'..
Lorenzo is gorge though.
Best looking is julian...Look at him, he is beautiful :)

[Vicky.]

Lorenzo. Harveys pretty but not 'sexy'

The olympics bloke looks like the werewolf from the vampire diaries.

And I seriously dont think 'the situation' is sexy in any way at all. His body is ****ing awful, looks plastic :bored:

[Black Dagger]

Michael...

Despite his age I'd still let Martin do me.

[Patricia4]

Lorenzo :dance2:

[Big Brother Cartoons uk]

Martin kemp is easily best looking.

[Apple202]

julian and martin are not allowed in the poll because they are old

:laugh2:

[lostalex]

I don't think that Brits get the joke yet. Mike is not sexy in any way, he's a joke, he thinks he's the hottest guy in the world and acts like he's the hottest guy in the world. that's what's so funny about him.

He's popular in America because he's a joke. All of the Jersey Shore people are JOKES, they are outrageous caricatures of guidos and pop culture, that's what's funny about them.

It will be interesting to see the British response to him. Will they get the joke?

Deep down they are endearing though, because they are so naive and so unaware of how they are perceived. Any one who has watched the entire Jersey Shore run actually ends up having real affection for them because they are decent human beings deep down. I wonder if Brits will be able to see the decent human being underneath all of the horribleness.

I can't wait to see how this plays out lol

[Livia]

I don't think that Brits get the joke yet. Mike is not sexy in any way, he's a joke, he thinks he's the hottest guy in the world and acts like he's the hottest guy in the world. that's what's so funny about him.

He's popular in America because he's a joke. All of the Jersey Shore people are JOKES, they are outrageous caricatures of guidos and pop culture, that's what's funny about them.

It will be interesting to see the British response to him. Will they get the joke?

Deep down though they are endearing though, because they are so naive and so unaware of how they are perceived. Any one who has watched the entire Jersey Shore run actually ends up having real affection for them because they are decent human beings deep down. I wonder if Brits will be able to see the decent human being underneath all of the horribleness.

I can't wait to see how this plays out lol

I'd never heard of him until yesterday, and yes... I see what you're saying and it makes sense.

From what I've seen so far he seems deeply self-involved and very unattractive in almost every way possible... but with the ego of a God!

[flamingGalah!]

Martin, although he's not on this rather limited list. As old as he is, he's still the sexiest.

Definitely NOT The Situation. He has great abs but a face that looks like it's been made out of placsticine by a four year old.

His abs look a bit like they are made of placsticine too, where is his 6 pack? It's just a concaved mess! :joker:

[Livia]

His abs look a bit like they are made of placsticine too, where is his 6 pack? It's just a concaved mess! :joker:

I must admit I didn't spend much time looking at his abs. Every time he lifted his teeshirt I covered my eyes with embarrassement for him.

[chuff me dizzy]

Martin by miles

[flamingGalah!]

I must admit I didn't spend much time looking at his abs. Every time he lifted his teeshirt I covered my eyes with embarrassement for him.

Find a picture, it looks like a chewed toffee or something :joker:

[lostalex]

Find a picture, it looks like a chewed toffee or something :joker:

http://www.vegasnews.com/wp-content/uploads/HRH_REHAB_7.4.10_TheSituationAbs_HewBurney-570.jpg



lol

[glasstangerine]

I don't think that Brits get the joke yet. Mike is not sexy in any way, he's a joke, he thinks he's the hottest guy in the world and acts like he's the hottest guy in the world. that's what's so funny about him.

He's popular in America because he's a joke. All of the Jersey Shore people are JOKES, they are outrageous caricatures of guidos and pop culture, that's what's funny about them.

It will be interesting to see the British response to him. Will they get the joke?

Deep down though they are endearing though, because they are so naive and so unaware of how they are perceived. Any one who has watched the entire Jersey Shore run actually ends up having real affection for them because they are decent human beings deep down. I wonder if Brits will be able to see the decent human being underneath all of the horribleness.

I can't wait to see how this plays out lol


Ooh! Well put.

I have watched some of Jersey Shore and some of Geordie Shore and I think that the difference between the two is that the Jersey kids can be fully committed to being pantomimes of themselves, they are very tongue in cheek, and they still completely accept themselves.


As for his abs, in the begining of the show they WERE perfect, but he's been living a pretty decadent lifestyle since the show got popular, and he's started making a lot of money. :)

Also he does bring home a girl nearly every night they go out. But they basically pick up very drunk girls and the local bar who's purpose is to find a stranger to have sex with. I am interested to see how he does with sober girls who are a little more buttoned up than he's use to.

[coolface]

http://www.vegasnews.com/wp-content/uploads/HRH_REHAB_7.4.10_TheSituationAbs_HewBurney-570.jpg



lol

lmao, he's like 16% bodyfat, i.e. not fat but not lean enough to have proper abs and to be showing them off like that, why does he do that rofl

also, he only ever trains arms and abs and a bit of chest, no back, no legs, no shoulders, pencil neck etc it looks hilarous how out of proportion his arms are

[Beth.]

Mike. But Martin should be in the poll.

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ashley takes size 5 shoe :sad:

[M X]

Ashley. So fit.

[rionablue]

Where the hell is Martin? Just cos he is older doesnt mean he shouldnt be considered. I think he's hot

[Tregard]

Julian Clarey

[flamingGalah!]

ashley takes size 5 shoe :sad:

Size 5?! :shocked: Jesus I'm a size 11 :joker:

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