waterhog
16-08-2012, 01:35 PM
is this bigger then doing the Kray film for Martin Kemp ?
Joe is my name,
i am O-C-D on this show,
i am just over LukeA winning,
but this is a avalanche of snow.
let me start,
13 i am going to unlock,
first up is Bet Linch,
Julie Goodyear was impressed, alright cock.
next is a rival,
its from the Albert square plot,
Cheral Fegerson dose not like conflict,
she seems the total opposite of Heather Trott.
she has a few choice words,
if H-M do rub her up the wrong way,
but tapping her shoes 3 times,
fortunately wont have them taken away.
straight away it began,
both called to the Diary Room,
Julie thought she they gave her a coil,
but both given a ear peace's and told acting must bloom.
waiting for the soap theme,
while next in need is a explanation,
Micheal is from America,
known over there as the "situation".
he is looking for hot girls,
while Cherayal had her first mission,
to tell Micheal that Julie has had a affair with hubby,
it was a awkward classic vision.
the fun has started,
not sure what Micheal means when he says "wing",
but after Julie said about the bedroom,
Cheryal was classic with her reaction sting.
onto smut,
Julian Clary is dirty and raw,
so many sexual innuendos,
funny when Brian said can not enter through "back door".
a bad reception next,
Rhian entry must fade,
while Julie is on a secret mission,
and told her she reminds her of a barmaid.
the next entry was quick,
in "21 seconds " it was true,
welcome in Harvey,
when Romeo see's you he will go blue.
he don't like 2 faced people,
i am sure Romeo dose understand,
he will miss his son,
but BB i want to shake your hand.
onto a journalist,
Samatha i am sure will get a story,
every woman is beautiful,
her comment had allot of glory.
8th in was Lorenzo,
he's been on the "Bachelor" and seems a gent,
everyone else kissed when entered,
he shook hands on this event.
Cheryal heard voices,
tell Harvey about Julies affair,
this poor guy is going to crumble,
he is already at the point of dis-pare.
next in was Danica,
i am not going to judge or be silly,
apart from being a model,
she likes to be naked and will miss dad and willy.
Ashley was in next,
do you need charades or cluedo,
he was the one knocked out,
in olympics judo.
Colleen was the next lady,
but she had a bad smell,
out of everything,
she dose not want to meet a kiss and tell.
Jazzmin is a model,
i have a very short discription,
what you see is what you get,
with her i see no confliction.
onto the last person,
with no more delays,
hello Martin Kemp,
who done "Eastenders" and the "Krays".
he has got a plan,
and to win would be "gold",
but just like "Sascia",
will he fall down and fold.
Julie and Cheryal were instructed,
have a row and empty the contents of the glass,
i can not praise BB enough,
this has been pure class.
thank you thank you thank you,
Celebrity Big Brother is my obsession,
for the next 3 weeks,
i am so happy and have no sign of depression.
( not sure if any of you lot are old enough to remember when Martin Kemp was in Eastenders but i thought it would be funny if i included a bit of his acting in with Big brother - he was untochable in the Krays - but the question is - will him come out on top like the fil the Krays or will it ruin him ?)
Joe is my name,
i am O-C-D on this show,
i am just over LukeA winning,
but this is a avalanche of snow.
let me start,
13 i am going to unlock,
first up is Bet Linch,
Julie Goodyear was impressed, alright cock.
next is a rival,
its from the Albert square plot,
Cheral Fegerson dose not like conflict,
she seems the total opposite of Heather Trott.
she has a few choice words,
if H-M do rub her up the wrong way,
but tapping her shoes 3 times,
fortunately wont have them taken away.
straight away it began,
both called to the Diary Room,
Julie thought she they gave her a coil,
but both given a ear peace's and told acting must bloom.
waiting for the soap theme,
while next in need is a explanation,
Micheal is from America,
known over there as the "situation".
he is looking for hot girls,
while Cherayal had her first mission,
to tell Micheal that Julie has had a affair with hubby,
it was a awkward classic vision.
the fun has started,
not sure what Micheal means when he says "wing",
but after Julie said about the bedroom,
Cheryal was classic with her reaction sting.
onto smut,
Julian Clary is dirty and raw,
so many sexual innuendos,
funny when Brian said can not enter through "back door".
a bad reception next,
Rhian entry must fade,
while Julie is on a secret mission,
and told her she reminds her of a barmaid.
the next entry was quick,
in "21 seconds " it was true,
welcome in Harvey,
when Romeo see's you he will go blue.
he don't like 2 faced people,
i am sure Romeo dose understand,
he will miss his son,
but BB i want to shake your hand.
onto a journalist,
Samatha i am sure will get a story,
every woman is beautiful,
her comment had allot of glory.
8th in was Lorenzo,
he's been on the "Bachelor" and seems a gent,
everyone else kissed when entered,
he shook hands on this event.
Cheryal heard voices,
tell Harvey about Julies affair,
this poor guy is going to crumble,
he is already at the point of dis-pare.
next in was Danica,
i am not going to judge or be silly,
apart from being a model,
she likes to be naked and will miss dad and willy.
Ashley was in next,
do you need charades or cluedo,
he was the one knocked out,
in olympics judo.
Colleen was the next lady,
but she had a bad smell,
out of everything,
she dose not want to meet a kiss and tell.
Jazzmin is a model,
i have a very short discription,
what you see is what you get,
with her i see no confliction.
onto the last person,
with no more delays,
hello Martin Kemp,
who done "Eastenders" and the "Krays".
he has got a plan,
and to win would be "gold",
but just like "Sascia",
will he fall down and fold.
Julie and Cheryal were instructed,
have a row and empty the contents of the glass,
i can not praise BB enough,
this has been pure class.
thank you thank you thank you,
Celebrity Big Brother is my obsession,
for the next 3 weeks,
i am so happy and have no sign of depression.
( not sure if any of you lot are old enough to remember when Martin Kemp was in Eastenders but i thought it would be funny if i included a bit of his acting in with Big brother - he was untochable in the Krays - but the question is - will him come out on top like the fil the Krays or will it ruin him ?)