Celebrity Big Brother Ch5 9PM-1030pm Friday 17/8/12 including live nominations

[michael21]

QOTD who will get the most nomee

[Munchkins]

Ooooh how cheeky ;) getting before Arista

[In the Drunk Tank]

Wait till 7 in future to make these threads Michael

I know it's only 15 minutes early but it's a slippery slope :idc:

[michael21]

Wait till 7 in future to make these threads Michael

I know it's only 15 minutes early but it's a slippery slope :idc:

sorry wont happen again

[michael21]

Ooooh how cheeky ;) getting before Arista

that not why i did it ;)x5000

[michael21]

http://rinsing.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Celebrity_Big_Brother_10__Meet_Danica_Thrall.jpg

i would like to nom her but no in a bb way :evilgrin:

[Novo]

Poor Arista was looking forward to making the thread tonight

[Gillian-73]

Argh Arista

[Gillian-73]

QOTD.... Samantha

[michael21]

Poor Arista was looking forward to making the thread tonight

the bloated Arista need a night of :laugh::laugh::laugh:

[michael21]

QOTD.... Samantha

she not hot so she can be up :dance:

[Gillian-73]

she not hot so she can be up :dance:

Lol i think she'll be up and she'll be out

[Gstar]

Can't wait for this to start!

[michael21]

Lol i think she'll be up and she'll be out

if that happen she will be like i am only out because i am sexy :hmph:


Samantha should've gone to specsavers the mad cow :laugh::laugh::laugh:

[michael21]

Can't wait for this to start!

not long now :dance::dance::dance:

[Gillian-73]

if that happen she will be like i am only out because i am sexy :hmph:


Samantha should've gone to specsavers the mad cow :laugh::laugh::laugh:

Hahahaha i wouldn't be surprised if she did say that or write it in an article lol deluded isn't the word :D

[michael21]

Hahahaha i wouldn't be surprised if she did say that or write it in an article lol deluded isn't the word :D

very true :dance::dance::dance:

[Maia]

Arista gave me permission to make the thread tonight Michael, what do you think you are doing

[Monkey Slut]

I think Samantha will be up, I'm kind of thinking Harvey too.

[arista]

Arista gave me permission to make the thread tonight Michael, what do you think you are doing


He is a Cheat
does it well before 7PM
and some mods do nothing.


This is the 2nd Cheat thread

[michael21]

Arista gave me permission to make the thread tonight Michael, what do you think you are doing

i give you permission to make the next 8 night thread a better deal then the bloated Arista

[michael21]

I think Samantha will be up, I'm kind of thinking Harvey too.

you might be right

[Novo]

He is a Cheat
does it well before 7PM
and some mods do nothing.

think it's time the higher power reviewed MTVN's Mod skills

[Munchkins]

Channel 5's 1 minute news is so fcking pointless

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

I'm not feeling very well tonight. But i want to watch it. :(

[Munchkins]

The Situation and Danica :love:

[Ramsay]

stand up :amazed:

[Candy Annie Cane]

I'm not feeling very well tonight. But i want to watch it. :(

Aw hope you ok.....

Watch it, it will cheer you up

[Munchkins]

Hope tonight's a good show

[Johnnyuk123]

There are 12 beds and a cot for the karate kid.

[Munchkins]

Accents at saying Coffee :love:

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Aw hope you ok.....

Watch it, it will cheer you up

Something i ate i think. Hopefully i'll be fine in the morning. :)

[GypsyGoth]

All that smoking has done wonders for Julie's skin.

[Gillian-73]

I'm not feeling very well tonight. But i want to watch it. :(

Awwww. Princey will cheer you up :)

[Munchkins]

Cheryl everyone wants too see your crunch :laugh:

[Shaun]

stand up :amazed:

:love:

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Awwww. Princey will cheer you up :)

He looks so hot first thing in the morning! :amazed:

[Ramsay]

damn julie looks old

[Livia]

Jezuz... Julie needs a decent bra.

[Munchkins]

Jezuz... Julie needs a decent bra.

She really does, she looks older than 70 tbh

[Munchkins]

Can the Situation get shirtless in this workout plz

[Drew.]

My gaaaaad Danica is perfect.

[Shaun]

ohay danica

[Gillian-73]

The Prince of Bel Air

[Munchkins]

ohay danica

Ohay the Situation :love:

[Holly Christmas]

Tv guide says 9 - 10 pm :suspect:

[Novo]

The Prince of Bel Air doing his own thing

[Locke.]

Danica is officially the best looking housemate of all time

[Johnnyuk123]

Julie will spend her fee on a face lift.

[Novo]

shut your mouth Jobber

[Brother Leon]

Danica


Marry me.

[Locke.]

Poor Johnny

[Gillian-73]

Tv guide says 9 - 10 pm :suspect:

Yeah mine does and live noms 10 - 10.30

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Tv guide says 9 - 10 pm :suspect:

I think the live nominations are at 10:00. :blush:

[Munchkins]

I'm already like fully loving this series and its day 3

[reece(:]

Have I missed much so far?

[Locke.]

No!!!!!!! The rain has broken my Sky

[Gstar]

It's been a hard choice what to watch tonight because I really wanted to see the second part of Eastenders :/ Channel 5 you owe me.

[Munchkins]

Have I missed much so far?

No you haven't Reece x

[Johnnyuk123]

I don't think the situation and his dad get along. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgP2NJFqugM

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

What time are the live nominations? 10 or 10:30 ? :conf:

[Kazanne]

I'm recording EE ,can't miss that

[Munchkins]

what time are the live nominations? 10 or 10:30 ? :conf:

10-10:30 :)

[GypsyGoth]

Have I missed much so far?

Nope, they only mentioned that Julie was speaking in russian as she slept.

[Gillian-73]

What time are the live nominations? 10 or 10:30 ? :conf:

10 after the highlights then BOTS

[Munchkins]

People getting suspicious of Lorenzo xD

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

10-10:30 :)

Ah, ok thanks. I feel better now ! Must be the lovely prince! :amazed::lovedup:

[Shaun]

Julie using a cigarette holder and having gold nails :lovedup: fierce bitch

[Kazanne]

Liking the Prince a lot

[Shaun]

SAMANTHA SPOKE :o

[Munchkins]

Samantha Finally getting featured :shocked:

[reece(:]

Rightio thanks guys:)

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Nope, they only mentioned that Julie was speaking in russian as she slept.

:joker: She speaks russian?

[Johnnyuk123]

Howard Stern interviews the situations dad. lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=FA9u4Qjyk-0&NR=1

[Gstar]

I'm recording EE ,can't miss that

[2] =]

[GypsyGoth]

SAMANTHA SPOKE :o

:laugh:

I was trying to figure out who she was.

[Munchkins]

I'm going to watch EE on iplayer

[Suze]

Nope, they only mentioned that Julie was speaking in russian as she slept.


We haven't had a sleeptalker in a while have we, unless BB just doesn't show any. The best sleeptalker was Scott BB4 :D

[Locke.]

Julie hates Jasmine, you can just tell

[GypsyGoth]

:joker: She speaks russian?

Nope apparently she doesn't know it :laugh: So I guess she was dreaming she was there or something.

[Munchkins]

Who is the Dad to Jasmine's kid?

[GypsyGoth]

Jasmine seems desperate.

[Novo]

Who is the Dad to Jasmine's kid?

The Situation

[GypsyGoth]

Who is the Dad to Jasmine's kid?

I posted a video in the discussion thread the other day, he's the lead singer of crazytown (i think they're called).

[Munchkins]

The Situation

Lmao imagine if that was a revelation in the house

[Livia]

I can't think of many things less attractive than to have a man talk you through his cosmetics.

[Locke.]

Situation has extra bottles, no need to worry

[GypsyGoth]

The Situation

:laugh2:

[Shaun]

She's actually been screwing around with Louis Walsh.

[Gillian-73]

I can't think of many things less attractive than to have a man talk you through his cosmetics.

Totally with you on that

[Shaun]

:laugh2: he's so arrogant

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Michael likes Danica ! :tongue:

[thesheriff443]

I can't think of many things less attractive than to have a man talk you through his cosmetics.

i dont know he could talk about his ex.lol

[Munchkins]

The Situation is really so cute omg

[Gillian-73]

"i would be totally surprised if she didn't like me" words fail me!

[Kazanne]

Oh blimey I wouldn't say situation has a big head but he could get us 10 lb of spuds in his hat!!

[Drew.]

its still so strange seeing the situation sitting on the diary room chair..

[Shaun]

I would watch Loose Women if it was this lineup and this laidback :lovedup: "he needs a bath", rofl

[Marc]

So bored of Jasmine

[Gillian-73]

i dont know he could talk about his ex.lol

Whilst putting his creams on lol

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

The Situation is really so cute omg

I find him really sweet! :lovedup:

[Novo]

" Oh no not skids.. feck off "

:joker: :joker:

[Gstar]

I really wanna see more of Jasmine, I hope she doesn't get nominated

[Flamingjoe]

Jasmine's stories :lovedup:

[Locke.]

Russell :joker: :joker:

[GypsyGoth]

Julie is great for keeping the conversation going and including people, she's a good housemate.

[Munchkins]

Julie is hilarious :LL

[Ramsay]

julie bitching about russell :bored:

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

I like Russell Brand! He's so funny! :joker:

[Shaun]

Struggling to dislike any of them this series :laugh: just gone for the ones that've kept quiet, really

[iRyan]

I really like Jasmine, I really hope she doesn't get nominated.

[aman201]

did rhian say she shagged brand?

i missed that end bit

[Munchkins]

Is the Film TED actually funny :)?

[Shaun]

Is the Film TED actually funny :)?

it's a recent Seth MacFarlane thing that isn't American Dad!, so I doubt it

[thesheriff443]

did rhian say she shagged brand?

i missed that end bit

she has had more cock ends than i have had weekends.

[Munchkins]

I don't love Clover bitch..
that advert is so annoying :laugh:

[Locke.]

did rhian say she shagged brand?

i missed that end bit

Rhian and Jasmine both have, they just won't admit it on TV

[chuff me dizzy]

Bless Julie !! shes class !!

[Black Dagger]

Struggling to dislike any of them this series :laugh: just gone for the ones that've kept quiet, really

This.

I'm not even minding Coleen.

At the moment I'd want Samantha to be up on the basis we've seen her for all of 2 minutes and at this stage she'd not be a major loss.

I could deal with Danica leaving as well, or Ashley.

[Munchkins]

I only dislike Ashley tbh
Samantha is obviously the first evictee canon fodder though

[Novo]

Should be good viewing seeing Julian and The Situation do this task

[chuff me dizzy]

did rhian say she shagged brand?

i missed that end bit

Half and half, I think she was on verge of saying she had until Julie was taking the piss out of him

[Ramsay]

Is the Film TED actually funny :)?

probably the funniest movies i've seen this year and i hate family guy

[MrWong]

Haven't got a fave yet but Julie cracks me up.

[thesheriff443]

probably the funniest movies i've seen this year and i hate family guy

its crap!

[Kazanne]

Is the Film TED actually funny :)?

I'm going to see it next week so I hope so:xyxwave:

[Shaun]

Mike :laugh2: "of course"

[Kazanne]

LOL @ Julian

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Julian and Michael! :joker::joker:

[Gillian-73]

Have you got lubricant lol

[GypsyGoth]

I really like Jasmine, I really hope she doesn't get nominated.

I think people will be scared to nom her in case she doesn't get put up for eviction or stay. I think she'd be really scary to have as an enemy.

[Smithy]

:laugh3:

[reece(:]

TED was hilarious

[Munchkins]

Cheryl met her partner on the internet i think

[Shaun]

omfg

"Can we help each other out?
"I beg your pardon."

:laugh2:

JULIAN :worship:

[Gillian-73]

Julian and Mike lol

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Have you got lubricant lol

he can use one of Mike creams! :joker:

[Ramsay]

mike and julian are a great twosome

[Kazanne]

Julian is so funny

[Shaun]

Julie singing Shaggy :lovedup:

[Flamingjoe]

:joker:

[Shaun]

:o Colleen "no wonder you're broke". Bitch.

[GypsyGoth]

Shouldn't a real prince live in a castle.

[aman201]

Rhian and Jasmine both have, they just won't admit it on TV

ah, cheers/

[Kazanne]

:o Colleen "no wonder you're broke". Bitch.

It was funny though:joker:

[Ramsay]

i love the way mike says ''you knoww''

[GypsyGoth]

:o Colleen "no wonder you're broke". Bitch.

:laugh2:

[Gillian-73]

he can use one of Mike creams! :joker:

Haha :laugh3: i love it!

[Munchkins]

I'm enjoying this task

[Shaun]

:laugh2:

[Marc]

:joker: Mike

[Marc]

Ew LOL :joker:

[Munchkins]

They are proper bullying Cheryl here :joker:

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Michael is hilarious! :laugh3:

[Munchkins]

Why is the Situation so delicious

[Shaun]

they're even using Jersey Shorish background music :laugh:

[Marc]

why isn't Julie standing

[Shaun]

:o Colleen

[Munchkins]

Coleen made a sex tape
WTF

[Marc]

Coleen :shocked: hehe

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Coleen has made a sex tape! :shocked::joker:

[GypsyGoth]

why isn't Julie standing

She has a bad hip (or hips) I think.

[Munchkins]

Rhian never had plastic surgery...

[Ramsay]

somone sort me out with colleen's tape stat!

[Gillian-73]

lol Mike

[Marc]

Martin the Green Grocer :pipe:

[Munchkins]

somone sort me out with colleen's tape stat!

Lmao thinking about it disturbs me

[Shaun]

pretty saucy info about Martin there

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

I admit i'm a recovering greengrocer! I married my stalker! :laugh3::laugh3:

[reece(:]

Rhian looks like a blonde JoJo from BBUSA

[Ramsay]

mike is brilliant

[GypsyGoth]

It's kinda like being an online prostitute.

[Munchkins]

Now Mike will be onto Rhian lol

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Mike is disappointed! :shocked:

[Shaun]

the end of Danituation :(

[Munchkins]

Its not that bad what she does :L

[Drew.]

hang on whos this random lady joining in with the convo?

[GypsyGoth]

the end of Danituation :(

:laugh:

[Locke.]

Don't worry guys he is back into her later on

[Kazanne]

Sorry but dont think that situation guy is attractive at all

[Shaun]

I think she's one of the camerawomen?

[Livia]

Samantha brick wrote at length about how men have always bought her things, paid her bills etc. Don't see the difference.

[Munchkins]

Danica is so nommed tonight

[Ramsay]

mike is copying the way i used to wear hats..its so fly

[Marc]

Poor Danica

[Gillian-73]

Sorry but dont think that situation guy is attractive at all

Ditto i don't see it at all

[Munchkins]

I don't think Samantha is going to be nominated

[Marc]

Samantha brick wrote at length about how men have always bought her things, paid her bills etc. Don't see the difference.

Well Danica is much more prettier than Samantha, thus an element of jealous-bitch comes into play :pipe:

[thesheriff443]

mike with morals!
i made a sex tape 3 or 4 of us.lol

[Gillian-73]

Samantha brick wrote at length about how men have always bought her things, paid her bills etc. Don't see the difference.

There isn't one as far as i can see. Hypocrite

[Marc]

Oh my god she's so full of herself :bored:

[Kazanne]

Ditto i don't see it at all

Love how we have so much in common Gillian,I dont see it either he really looks like a little dweeb:joker:

[Shaun]

Jasmine stirring about Danica :evilgrin:

[GypsyGoth]

I don't think Samantha is going to be nominated

I agree, she's a journalist, I don't think anyone would dare nom her.

[Black Dagger]

I dont even see what Danica does as bad.

If I could have the opportunity to do the exact same thing, I would do it in a ****ing heart-beat.

Got my eyes set on a lovely leather jacket.

[Novo]

What are you doing Julian you should be sticking up for The Situation

[Kazanne]

That Samantha has a lopsided face,lol

[Macie Lightfoot]

Were people really that shocked about Coleen's sex tape? I'm American and had no clue who she was and the first thing I found out about her was that she made a sex tape.

[Livia]

Well Danica is much more prettier than Samantha, thus an element of jealous-bitch comes into play :pipe:

Ya think................?

[GypsyGoth]

I dont even see what Danica does as bad.

If I could have the opportunity to do the exact same thing, I would do it in a ****ing heart-beat.

Got my eyes set on a lovely leather jacket.

I don't think it's bad either.

[JTM45]

I hate the way Jasmine is stirring it up trying to make Danica seem like she's a really bad person! Cow!!!!

She's just trying to make someone a bigger target than herself. Hate her!!!!:yuk:

Thank god Julian is there to put it back in context.

[Roy Mars III]

too much Samantha tonight

[Gstar]

Lol Lucas

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Love how we have so much in common Gillian,I dont see it either he really looks like a little dweeb:joker:

I find him interesting. :blush:

[Munchkins]

Coleen already bitching shut up luv

[Livia]

Poor, innocent victims, the lot of them.

[Kazanne]

Coleen already bitching shut up luv

She wasn't bitching really Munch,she said what is the truth actually those girls DO always deny the things they have done,

[GypsyGoth]

Poor, innocent victims, the lot of them.

:laugh:

[Locke.]

Jasmine definitely up for eviction later

[Gillian-73]

Love how we have so much in common Gillian,I dont see it either he really looks like a little dweeb:joker:

We have haven't we, i've thought that myself :) he has made me laugh twice lol even if he was attractive which he's not, he's far to big headed

[reece(:]

"It's about to turn nasty"

THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR!

[Munchkins]

Jasmine vs Danica for eviction?? who knows

[Kazanne]

I find him interesting. :blush:

well Vanessa we wont be fighting you for him:joker:

[thesheriff443]

I dont even see what Danica does as bad.

If I could have the opportunity to do the exact same thing, I would do it in a ****ing heart-beat.

Got my eyes set on a lovely leather jacket.

switch that web cam on boy:joker:

[Black Dagger]

Jasmine definitely up for eviction later

The house-mates planning on killing the series already, nothing new there.

They did the same getting Stoney out. :pipe:

[Gillian-73]

Poor, innocent victims, the lot of them.

Bless them :D

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

well Vanessa we wont be fighting you for him:joker:

I like his personality, but looks wise the Prince is the best! :lovedup:

[Munchkins]

Danica must have a fun life
id love people to send me exensive gifts

[Kazanne]

We have haven't we, i've thought that myself :) he has made me laugh twice lol even if he was attractive which he's not, he's far to big headed

Cant see what all the fuss is about with him,he seems ok but that's about it,Julian is MUCH more entertaining

[Shaun]

I guess it depends what kinds of discussion have gone today, really... all of these highlights might be bygones by tonight. I still hope they go for quieter people.

[Livia]

We have haven't we, i've thought that myself :) he has made me laugh twice lol even if he was attractive which he's not, he's far to big headed

Literally big headed. It looks too big for his body. And such little legs... I bet he has to have his mum take all his trousers up.

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

switch that web cam on boy:joker:

:laugh2:

[Gillian-73]

I like his personality, but looks wise the Prince is the best! :lovedup:

On that i do agree and Martin

[iRyan]

I guess it depends what kinds of discussion have gone today, really... all of these highlights might be bygones by tonight. I still hope they go for quieter people.

Yeah, i'm hoping it will be Samantha and Lorenzo up. Or Coleen.

[Kazanne]

I like his personality, but looks wise the Prince is the best! :lovedup:

now THAT is a different matter,might roll me sleeves up for him:joker::joker:

[Gstar]

Danica is so hot I can't even

[Johnnyuk123]

somone sort me out with colleen's tape stat!

That night she was in the mood for shagging.

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

On that i do agree and Martin

Martin is a god! :worship:

[Munchkins]

Ashley vs Lorenzo would be a good eviction - get a boring guy out

[chuff me dizzy]

Why does a 30 yr old man wear his hat all twisted like the soft twat does?

[Shaun]

wouldn't mind Ash vs. Lorenzo, Ash would get the Team GB vote :pipe:

[Black Dagger]

Ashley vs Lorenzo would be a good eviction - get a boring guy out

I could cope with that.

Hopefully Ashley does a 'I don't mind being up' sort of thing.

[Kazanne]

Danica is so hot I can't even

You couldn't afford her Germyle:joker::joker:

[chuff me dizzy]

Martin is a god! :worship:

A true God !!

[Ramsay]

these two :love:

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Ashley vs Lorenzo would be a good eviction - get a boring guy out

No Lorenzo! I need my eye candy! :nono::tongue:

[Shaun]

:laugh2: Jasmine is such a bitch

[Munchkins]

Jasmine is really not waiting long to be a bitch :LL

[GypsyGoth]

You couldn't afford her Germyle:joker::joker:

:laugh2:

[Jordan.]

Jasmine is going to lay into Danica anytime now

[Gillian-73]

Literally big headed. It looks too big for his body. And such little legs... I bet he has to have his mum take all his trousers up.

Or has her buy him size 14- 15 (years)

[reece(:]

Ashley v Lorenzo in a double would be perfect

[Livia]

Or has her buy him size 14- 15 (years)

LOL... Boys large.

[Ramsay]

thankfully i dont think mike will be up they all seem to like him :)

[Munchkins]

thankfully i dont think mike will be up they all seem to like him :)

And why would they disike him, hes great :D

[Gillian-73]

Bitch that Jasmine

[Shaun]

yeah Mike seems to be pretty popular

[GypsyGoth]

Ashley v Lorenzo in a double would be perfect

:worship:

[Kazanne]

Julie looks sexy,LOL,LOL

[thesheriff443]

You couldn't afford her Germyle:joker::joker:

her motto is
every little helps so he will be fine.