Secret task: The Awkward Situation

[Gillian-73]

Day 5: The Awkward Situation
Big Brother has already riffed off the
Prince for a task – who could ever
forget Prince Charming – so it was
only a matter of time before the
endless possibilities presented by The
Situation was put through its paces.
The man that is The Situation has just
been set a secret mission. To pass
'The Awkward Situation' task The
Situation must:
- Hit on a female housemate
- Hug a housemate for one minute
- Tell Martin Kemp he has a BO
problem and offer him deodorant
- Tell Julian he doesn't like his make-
up and provide tips on how to
improve it. Then get his make-up and
apply it to taste
- Tell Julie he thinks her breasts are
fake
- Tell Ashley that judo is boring and
for p***ies
If he is successful on all six counts it
will be sexy hot-tub party time for all
of the housemates this evening.
Stay tuned to the website to see how
the hitherto quiet housemate handles
himself in some potentially explosive,
potentially hilarious scenarious. We
suspect the Julie one will be a corker.

[lostalex]

lol, i would love to see Mike tell Julian how to apply his make up better, that would be HILARIOUS.

[BigBrotherfan4ever]

This sounds like fun

Martin having BO problem lol I wonder how that will go down

[Gillian-73]

Lol it should provide some laughs and some great Julie and Julian quotes :D

[RichardG]

Apparently he's not doing very well...

1.14pm: The #awksitch got off to a genius start with Julie but is now flagging. He has been sitting in silence for ages. #CBB
1.17pm: Martin and Jasmine are chatting musicians. The #awksitch is still silent. We are looking at a man who lacks a plan. #CBB
1.22pm: Did the #awksitch take a Trappist vow when we weren't looking? He's back with the HMs and still incapable of speech. #CBB
1.40pm: This is beyond a joke. The Sitch is enjoying a long Harvey anecdote about Steven Seagal. You're on a mission, man! #CBB

[Brother Leon]

:laugh:


What a guy.

[Gillian-73]

Oh wow. I know nothing about this guy other than what i've heard on here and i thought he would be good at this! The Situation can't handle The Situation it seems.

[Gillian-73]

:laugh:


What a guy.

Yeah what a guy, failing miserably :D

[Gillian-73]

1.51pm: The #awksitch told Cheryl
that a cure for an itch is a 60-second
hug. He got a 2-4-1 when Julie
stepped in. There's hope yet. #CBB
That's gotta be the easiest, bet he leaves Julian till last lol

[RichardG]

1.51pm: The #awksitch told Cheryl
that a cure for an itch is a 60-second
hug. He got a 2-4-1 when Julie
stepped in. There's hope yet. #CBB
That's gotta be the easiest, bet he leaves Julian till last lol

The Julian one will be amazing if he actually does it :joker:

[Suze]

Poor Martin though. Will Martin realise it is a task ? I can see Julian giving him short shift :joker:

[Gillian-73]

The Julian one will be amazing if he actually does it :joker:

He better had, it would be brilliant just waiting to see what Julian would say :laugh3:

[Gillian-73]

Poor Martin though. Will Martin realise it is a task ? I can see Julian giving him short shift :joker:

Martin and Julian probably both will but go along with it. Julian will come out with some classics. Mike better do it

[Gillian-73]

BBUKLive: 2.06pm: #awksitch has just
rattled through the remaining task
bits. But has he compensated for that
slow start? We just can't say. #CBB
I'm not getting my hopes up!

[Locke.]

He probably didn't think that he had to do it quickly and thought he had all day. Sounds like it'll be good to watch though

[RichardG]

The result is in...

2:30pm Big Brother is revealing The Situation's secret mission to the House. We can confirm that he passed his task with flying colours #cbb

[Gillian-73]

He probably didn't think that he had to do it quickly and thought he had all day. Sounds like it'll be good to watch though

They would have told him how much time he had

[Gillian-73]

The result is in...



Flying colours doesn't seem to fit with their earlier tweets but we'll see

[lostalex]

So was part of his task with Julian that he actually had to apply makeup to Julian? i can't wait to see that.

[BigBrotherfan4ever]

Can't believe he passed the secret task