Celebrity Big Brother Ch5 9pm-10pm Sunday 19/8/12

[michael21]

QOTD is Jasmine being fair to Danica

[michael21]

http://www.bbspy.co.uk/images/uploads/120_cbb10_nominations_round1.jpg

one will be gone Wednesday not the sexy one :nono:

[michael21]

1 1/2 hours to go :dance::dance::dance:

[Marc]

Okay Michael, we get it, it's On tonight

We get it.

[michael21]

Okay Michael, we get it, it's On tonight

We get it.

just making sure :idc:

[Gillian-73]

Talent task tonight should be good.
Edit.... QOTD.... No!

[arista]

On Now

[Saph]

Jasmine drives me insane ..part of me hates her and wants her gone, but the other half loves watching everyone hate her..

[GypsyGoth]

QOTD is Jasmine being fair to Danica

I think Jasmine should get her own life together before she starts judging and interfering in other people's lives.

[Doogle]

Stop we've seen this 3 times now

[Gillian-73]

She doesn't remember. How convienient

[Munchkins]

Hi guys :D
hope today is a good show

[Saph]

Martin looks like Luke A from a distance

[Gillian-73]

I think Jasmine should get her own life together before she starts judging and interfering in other people's lives.

Well said

[Gstar]

Jasmine owning the highlights show for the 5th day in a row

[GypsyGoth]

She doesn't remember. How convienient

That's what I was thinking :laugh:

[Munchkins]

Jasmine how have you made an effort to be nice to everyone :S

[Saph]

Does anyone else think Danica looks like a canary?

[Brother Leon]

Jasmine needs to go out.

Can't deal with her taking up the HLs :laugh:

[Gillian-73]

I just do not like Jasmine

[Shaun]

saying that to Rhian :joker:

[Munchkins]

Martin finally speaking :O

[Doogle]

Random talking :love:

[Saph]

Julies looks like such a slag :love:

[Gillian-73]

Childish and stupid!

[Shaun]

such a bad game player D:

[Doogle]

That was really awkward to watch

[Gillian-73]

She really is bang out of order! Mentioned my parents like that she'd be nursing a black eye lol

[Munchkins]

Pooor Danica she went to far

[Braden]

Poor Danica :(

[Jackie]

Bitch bitch bitch bitch lol x

[Brother Leon]

Actually a horrible human being.

Boot her out GB public.

[Johnnyuk123]

Princess Jasmine is correct!

[Braden]

Goes straight to Mike :laugh2:

[GypsyGoth]

Does anyone else think Danica looks like a canary?

Yea a bit like a canary in a towel.

[Roy Mars III]

Princess Jasmine is correct!

in what way?

[Shaun]

"I'm not going to let her get what she wants and make me upset"

she says, crying

[Shaun]

"I'm not going to let her get what she wants and make me upset"

she says, crying

[Braden]

Ew, don't get involved Coleen.

[Jase.]

Jasmine is an AMAZING housemate. Pity she's going on Wednesday. Smfh.

[Saph]

balaclavas back out

[Marc]

She's Russian?

[Gillian-73]

Princess Jasmine is correct!

How?

[Munchkins]

Jasmine theres just no need to be such a bitch :(

[Johnnyuk123]

Dianca on the program you appeared on you sat there proud as punch with a laptop that some stranger on the internet paid for. Jasmine is correct, you should not be rinsing guys like that.

[Jase.]

Actually a horrible human being.

Boot her out GB public.

...because the other blonde person she's up against will provide us with AMAZING TV if Jasmine goes.

Dear lord, you people just NEVER learn :joker:

[seaodw]

Jasmine :worship: get over it Danica Im sure she not the first girl to judge you because of what you do

[Johnnyuk123]

Maybe if Dianca cries enough on the situations shoulder he will buy her a new pair of shoes? lol

[Saph]

what do Jasmine, Danica and Rhian actually do? (serious question) I know Danica does camera stuff but what about the other 2?

[Marc]

Jasmine just showing why I hated her from the get-go

[AnnieK]

Jasmine is a bitch, she makes me uncomfortable watching her but she is a great housemate.... I think she needs therapy tbh....obviously has a lot of issues

[GypsyGoth]

what do Jasmine, Danica and Rhian actually do? (serious question) I know Danica does camera stuff but what about the other 2?

Jasmine is or was a model; clothes.

Danica rinses guys and girls :shrug:

Rhian is a model; topless.

[Ninastar]

she was a dick tbh

[Gstar]

Jasmine to win.

[Shaun]

surprised BB hasn't gone all formal-warning on Jasmine's ass.

[Brother Leon]

:lovedup:

What a lovely person.

[GypsyGoth]

surprised BB hasn't gone all formal-warning on Jasmine's ass.

C5 don't seem to care about stuff like that, well unless thousands complain.

[Shaun]

63 minutes and she's completely over it... odd.

[Gillian-73]

Oh bore off Mike :idc:

[Jordan.]

Too much Coleen, go away.

[Johnnyuk123]

Princess Jasmine please now start on Coleen. :)

[Gillian-73]

Lmao Cheryl

[Shaun]

the swag on Cheryl

[Doogle]

Cheryl is so strange.

[Saph]

Jasmine is or was a model; clothes.

Danica rinses guys and girls :shrug:

Rhian is a model; topless.

oo ok thanks

[Munchkins]

Cheryl's beatboxing was brilliant

[Gillian-73]

"John is Harvey's bellend"

[Shaun]

*stares hopelessly*

[Saph]

this song is always on YT adverts :bored:

[Munchkins]

Aw god please stop Coleen :L

[Jordan.]

The balaclava :joker:

[Livia]

I read that this song was a hit a year before Coleen joined the group.

[Johnnyuk123]

Cheryls rap, the bits they left out....

They say i'm fat but i don't give a sh*t
i eat pizzas and cakes,whatever it takes
i like to act but i iz sh*t at that
now i'm in da house
sat on my big fat arse.

[Livia]

Normally that'd cost you a handbag.

[Gillian-73]

"I'll start by saying i'm talentless" :laugh2:

[Marc]

Coleen is still alright :laugh:

[Shaun]

daaaaamnica

[Braden]

Julie :love:

[Munchkins]

i can do the crab xo
worship my brilliance

[Marc]

I want Danica to be naked... I might give her my shiny Pokemon cards for a fap

[Brother Leon]

GET THEM OUT!

lol

[Shaun]

oh god please someone take the Nicki Minaj off C5's collective iPod

[Munchkins]

20% of a 100 is 5% LMAO

[Livia]

20% of 100 is 5%. If I was Rhian's accountant I'd be cruising round the world on her cash.

[Gillian-73]

Normally that'd cost you a handbag.

She'll remind them on her eviction lol

[Johnnyuk123]

Rhian, here are my tits, and erm here are my tits, repeat to fade.

[seaodw]

Danica's whole "oh I know you dont know me I'm talentless" thing is starting to bug me

[Shaun]

this > the x factor

[Marc]

LOL she was almost right, if only just just stopped at 5...

[Munchkins]

Martin looks desperate lmfao

[Marc]

Martin :worship:

[Shaun]

moving.

[Johnnyuk123]

Mertin Kump only spoke the words to the song gold co's he can't fekin sing.

[Saph]

those biscuits :shocked:

[Shaun]

Julie's eyes scare me with their redness.

[Roy Mars III]

the Prince :joker:

[Jordan.]

All this overwhelming talent

[Marc]

Martin just made me put my life into perspective

[Livia]

Oooooooo baby keep talking. Talk Pi to me.

[Munchkins]

Samantha should have given a speech on being pretty and its hardships

[Saph]

Julie :laugh:

[Marc]

Samantha aren't you flexible :evilgrin:

[Shaun]

Martin just made me put my life into perspective

a tin of beans does that to you tbf

[Saph]

why do bb keep calling him the situation :bored:

[Munchkins]

The Situation is so hot
i love him :love:

[Doogle]

I'm sorry this is so tragic

[Brother Leon]

Mike with clearly the most talent.

[Livia]

why do bb keep calling him the situation :bored:

Just a hat-tip to your sig. I'm loving it... and her.

[Saph]

Julie has jaguar print everything

[Marc]

a tin of beans does that to you tbf

they're all crammed together like they don't matter!!!!!! Like coggs in the wheel of life

[Saph]

Just a hat-tip to your sig. I'm loving it... and her.

good old Judy :D they should get for cbb, she'd sort them all out.

[Amy Jade]

Jasmine should win most talented.

They'll pick Harvey.

[Amy Jade]

Jasmine should win most talented.

They'll pick Harvey.

[Marc]

Just a hat-tip to your sig. I'm loving it... and her.

stay on topic you silly little mare!!

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg7kjmlQ1r1qbq9ebo1_400.gif

[Shaun]

...what the **** :laugh2:

[Munchkins]

what is Julie doing
shes so crazy

[Johnnyuk123]

They edited out the bird taking a dump on Julie.

[GypsyGoth]

What just happened?

[Braden]

Julie is just amazing :love:

[Marc]

what the hell was that about

[Roy Mars III]

don't see how Julie won't win

[Gillian-73]

Omg! Them all saying it's unbelievable, it was a bloody seagull!

[Marc]

oh my god, she's insane

[Saph]

Janet the seagull

[Livia]

good old Judy :D they should get for cbb, she'd sort them all out.

They should naturalise her and run her for Prime Minister. I'd be her election agent for free, I'd even pay her deposit.

[Marc]

Oh wow.. Jasmine is a bigger bitch now LOL

[Shaun]

Julie vs. Coleen showdown ASAP please.

[Johnnyuk123]

Princess Jasmine has a heart of pure gold. God bless her.

[arista]

The Situation is so hot i love him :love:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/08/19/article-2190589-149C4BD8000005DC-911_634x472.jpg

[Munchkins]

Jasmine must feel guilty after Danica talked about her mother
14 just awful :(

[Marc]

alright arista...

[Livia]

oh my god, she's insane

So Marc... I have a list I could PM you. It's rather a long list, but I'd do allllll those little things you like.

[GypsyGoth]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/08/19/article-2190589-149C4BD8000005DC-911_634x472.jpg

You can almost see his willy-bones.

[Shaun]

Now! has an odd idea of "chilled" music... Emeli Sande's My Kind of Love is like going zorbing in a ball full of pins

[AnnieK]

Mertin Kump only spoke the words to the song gold co's he can't fekin sing.

He wasn't the singer...he played bass..don't think he has ever claimed to be a singer

[Gillian-73]

Jasmine must feel guilty after Danica talked about her mother
14 just awful :(

It's the only reason she's apologising if you ask me, after overhearing her speak of it.

[Marc]

So Marc... I have a list I could PM you. It's rather a long list, but I'd do allllll those little things you like.

My list is fairly short, it's about 30 seconds long.

[Livia]

Princess Jasmine has a heart of pure gold. God bless her.

I think she has no heart, just a swinging brick in there.

[Braden]

The Situation is so hot
i love him :love:

I agree

http://www.therealstevegray.com/wp-content/uploads/The-Situation-black-briefs-425x431.jpg

Omfg :love:

[Munchkins]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/08/19/article-2190589-149C4BD8000005DC-911_634x472.jpg

Mhm :lovedup:
He seems really sweet aswell

[Marc]

Now! has an odd idea of "chilled" music... Emeli Sande's My Kind of Love is like going zorbing in a ball full of pins

It's a nice song! :nono:

[Saph]

I don't think Mike is hot.. his body is too muscular for me

[Munchkins]

I agree

http://www.therealstevegray.com/wp-content/uploads/The-Situation-black-briefs-425x431.jpg

Omfg :love:

OMFG WOW
not even bothered hes like 14 years older

[Livia]

My list is fairly short, it's about 30 seconds long.

The timing is becoming a theme for you x

[Marc]

I agree

http://www.therealstevegray.com/wp-content/uploads/The-Situation-black-briefs-425x431.jpg

Omfg :love:

Bet Claudia will be looking at his dick bone thing in this.

[Braden]

These silly OTT bits :nono:

[Marc]

Ashley just do some flips and shut up.

[Shaun]

...what is this editing

[Munchkins]

Ashley mckenzie is such a z-lister.. he needs to leave so boring

[Shaun]

...what is he doing

...what is air

[Saph]

Julies spider broach :laugh:

[Roy Mars III]

just can't like Ashley

[Shaun]

battle of the bores.

[Brother Leon]

Sitch rapping along to 21 Seconds.

My life is complete.

[Munchkins]

just can't like Ashley

Neither can i
i dislike him, he just seems a bit of a prick :s

[Marc]

The timing is becoming a theme for you x

I don't know what to say -inserts something sexual-

[GypsyGoth]

Bet Claudia will be looking at his dick bone thing in this.

:laugh2:

Cheryl asked in another ep what the muscles below his 6pack were called, everyone said a "V" but she insisted that they were called "willy-bones."

[Marc]

What a rubbish rap.. he's lost his touch

[Marc]

Jasmine actually has a soul?

[Gillian-73]

That's why you shouldn't get so personal Jasmine because you just don't know!

[Saph]

faker than her eyebrows.

[Marc]

Oh god, she's not in a dark place Jasmine. This little spiel is just another way of getting your story across, god you're so transparent.

[Brother Leon]

You shouldn't of mentioned her parents either way.

[Johnnyuk123]

Youve gotta love Princess Jasmine. She is totally honest and real.

[Amy Jade]

Jasmine is by far the most interesting person in that house.

Get boring Rhian out asap.

[Munchkins]

Jasmine really does seem sorry :(

[Roy Mars III]

poor Martin

[Shaun]

Martin's self-harming because Jasmine's so mean :(

[Braden]

Bet it's part of his game plan, it's all falling into place for him...

[Munchkins]

But she needs to stop telling Danica what she should do..

[Marc]

-hopes Jasmine's son grows up to be a prostitute *****-

[Gillian-73]

Don't explain yourself to her Danica.

[Ninastar]

Martin's self-harming because Jasmine's so mean :(

hahahaha

[reece(:]

Jasmine can't get any realer

[Johnnyuk123]

A knickers on the headboard path me thinks Dianca.

[Livia]

Jasmine really does seem sorry :(

She needs to drop the Queen Bitch act. It's not washing. She's given it a good go, but it's pretty much a fail.

[Shaun]

Wow, Ashley's short.

[Munchkins]

Who would vote for Ashley really
hes so dull

[Roy Mars III]

not really surprising

[Johnnyuk123]

The garden gnome won!

[Marc]

If Julie had thought with her mind and not her old sloppy gash she might have won.

[reece(:]

Love Julie to bits

[Munchkins]

Julie just doesn't give a ****
i love it

[GypsyGoth]

Chocolate fountains are unhygienic.

[Braden]

I love Jasmine's style.

[Marc]

OMFG this song is so good i don't even care.

[Marc]

Chocolate fountains are unhygienic.

I think you had a different chocolate fountain to me...

[Roy Mars III]

OMFG this song is so good i don't even care.

:worship:

[Brother Leon]

Go on Harvey :worship:

[reece(:]

Coleen does my nut in.

[Ninastar]

-raves-

[Gillian-73]

You should have said it at the time then Harvey!

[Munchkins]

Ooooh Rhian looked to be speaking some truth there

[reece(:]

Rhians dying for those votes and willing to trash anyone

[Braden]

I hope Rhian and Jasmine get into a cat fight and Jasmine completely owns Rhian.

It can only happen this week.

[Johnnyuk123]

Rhian stirring shyte co's Jasmine apologized to Dianca. lol

[Saph]

If Rhian shows more personality before wednesday, she could stay

[Shaun]

True > Gold

[Gillian-73]

Rhians dying for those votes and willing to trash anyone

^^^^ Even the girl she said she wouldn't like to get on the wrong side of

[Johnnyuk123]

Rhian think the highlights show is about hair.

[Brother Leon]

Rhian has her sussed.

[Johnnyuk123]

Princess Jasmine has them all sussed.

[Munchkins]

Jasmine is willing to trash anyone to live up to this bitchy "queen bee" persona.

[Marc]

Rhian :worship:

[Jordan.]

Rhian has her sussed.

She can't even suss percentages

[Marc]

OneRepublic.. aw I bet she got married to this

[Shaun]

how tf can your favourite song be OneRepublic

dumb bitch I hate her now

[Saph]

Cheryls favourite song not being a George Michael one :idc:

[Brother Leon]

Sitch showing us his moves.

[Munchkins]

Rhian :worship:

Yus, Rhian is brilliant..
but of course the Jasmine lovers will trash her even if she speaks the truth

[Gillian-73]

Didn't even know Danica had a fella

[GypsyGoth]

I think you had a different chocolate fountain to me...

:laugh:

It's just if someone coughs or sneezes near one, the chocolate is full of their germs. Also microscopic skin cells would land on it, they are just gross.

[Johnnyuk123]

Rachel Stevens not at the party.

[Marc]

Ever the charmer, Situation.

[Brother Leon]

lol. Ashley is mad awkward.

[Saph]

Lorenzo is such a bore

[reece(:]

^^^^ Even the girl she said she wouldn't like to get on the wrong side of
She's messing with the wrong girl :nono:

[Roy Mars III]

Ever the charmer, Situation.

are you taking notes?

[Marc]

is it kicking off in the background? :crazy:

[Munchkins]

The Situation was really cute then :love:

[Shaun]

the background sounds like a blazing row :suspect:

[Johnnyuk123]

Jasmine is so lovely.

[Marc]

:laugh:

It's just if someone coughs or sneezes near one, the chocolate is full of their germs. Also microscopic skin cells would land on it, they are just gross.

Party at Claudia's!

http://www.wildchina.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/WildChina-SARS2.jpg

[Braden]

Omg, Ashley's wearing crocs.

[Brother Leon]

:joker:

Awkward

heheheh

[GypsyGoth]

Party at Claudia's!

http://www.wildchina.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/WildChina-SARS2.jpg

:laugh3:

[Johnnyuk123]

The midget wants to show Rhian his fishing rod.

[Brother Leon]

:joker:

Awkward

heheheh

[Munchkins]

Jasmine is backtracking because she knows she is kinda screwed on the eviction
Rhian has her spot on..

[Gillian-73]

Best mates now

[Shaun]

Munchkins we're going to fall out if you keep asserting that Rhian has any sense whatsoever :idc:

[Johnnyuk123]

Harvey doing his best to get Princess Jasmine out the house.

[Roy Mars III]

should have said it at the time

[Marc]

Rhian with all the sense.

[Marc]

Very clever is that Rhian.

[Munchkins]

Munchkins we're going to fall out if you keep asserting that Rhian has any sense whatsoever :idc:

She does.. not brain smart, but she knows whats going on

[Brother Leon]

Rhian & Danica.. Beautiful and on point.

[Johnnyuk123]

No Rhian she over heard a true story and apologized as anyone would do.

[Marc]

Goldeneye ETA 23 minutes ITV1

[Johnnyuk123]

Princess Jasmine yet again makes the show.

[AnnieK]

should have said it at the time

Yep...agree

[reece(:]

Princess Jasmine yet again makes the show.
Totally and utterly

[Amy Jade]

Thank god Jasmine is in there, this would have been a really boring show without her.

They're all pandering to each other, I think Julie will snap but she'll take longer.

[michael21]

I think Jasmine should get her own life together before she starts judging and interfering in other people's lives.

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