Celebrity Big Brother Ch5 9PM Monday 20/8/12

[arista]

9PM on Mondays

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Julie and Dianica

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Jasmine saying sorry.


QOTD: Jasmine is she best Angry or Nice?

[Locke.]

Jamie East ‏@mrjamieeast
Holy ****ing ****. Tonight's #CBB is staggering. Oh Jasmine.

Jamie East ‏@mrjamieeast
Jasmine is just ****ing unbelievable. I've never seen ANYTHING like it.

[Brother Leon]

Seemed quiet on Youtube and Twitter yesterday.


Will be watching on +1.

[Jayson]

Angry

[Black Dagger]

Jamie East ‏@mrjamieeast
Holy ****ing ****. Tonight's #CBB is staggering. Oh Jasmine.

Jamie East ‏@mrjamieeast
Jasmine is just ****ing unbelievable. I've never seen ANYTHING like it.

Being perfect again I see. :worship:

[arista]

Angry

Yes Angry Jasmine
has more Spunk

[Jordan.]

I'm ready for the Jasmine show

[Kazanne]

Howdy partners :-)

[Gillian-73]

Jasmine is better when she says nothing at all imo.

[Gillian-73]

Howdy partners :-)

Yeeeeee haaaaaaa :D

[Kazanne]

Missed it last night hope I havent missed much

[Saph]

that Indian man had clothes about 3 sizes to big

[Kazanne]

Yeeeeee haaaaaaa :D

:joker::joker::joker:

[Gillian-73]

Missed it last night hope I havent missed much

Talent show. Jasmine being nasty to Danica. Can't remember much else

[arista]

On Ch5HD and Ch5 now


Bit On the Side is at 11PM

[Jordan.]

Jasmine sticking up for poor Ash

[Gillian-73]

On Ch5HD and Ch5 now


Bit On the Side is at 11PM

An hour gap of course, for that wedding thing.

[Johnnyuk123]

You tell her Princess Jasmine!

[Kazanne]

Talent show. Jasmine being nasty to Danica. Can't remember much else

Thanx Gillian nothing new then,lol

[GypsyGoth]

:dance:

[GypsyGoth]

QOTD: Jasmine is she best Angry or Nice? She's a bipolar mess.

[Roy Mars III]

Ashley has to be my least favourite in there

[Gillian-73]

Oh shut up Ashley. Can't they think of anything but women fgs

[Shaun]

Ash talks as if he's 10 years old.

[Johnnyuk123]

How dare she dump the midget!

[Roy Mars III]

what an idiot

[Gillian-73]

Sounds like a child.

[Kazanne]

sometimes these boys deserve to get played there is life after women

[Shaun]

dem abs tho

[GypsyGoth]

Shouldn't he be training for the next olympics instead of lounging on the diary room chair.

[Gillian-73]

Ashley, nice guys don't need to tell everyone they're a nice guy.

[seaodw]

Awww love these 2 together

[Saph]

Julie stop giving her attention :bored:

[Kazanne]

Nor me jasmine ,who cares who fancies who it's so boring

[Kazanne]

cheryl Your crunch!!!,lol

[Shaun]

Ashley to play the heartbroken card & portray Rhian as a bitch pls

[Gillian-73]

sometimes these boys deserve to get played there is life after women

Exactly! It's like that's the only thing they can think about. It's so pathetic.

[Jordan.]

:joker:

[Kazanne]

Grip and crunch,you got to love the adults they are funny

[Shaun]

all I heard was "3 children I have no grip" and now I'm mortified.

[Gillian-73]

Grip and crunch,you got to love the adults the are funny

Adults lol

[GypsyGoth]

The prince never seen an oven before :laugh:

[Kazanne]

Adults lol

they are the only ones who dont talk shyte all the time

[Shaun]

Harvey no one cares
confront her or shut up, you tart.

[Johnnyuk123]

You just know that when Samantha gets evicted she is gonna slag them all off in the papers. lol

[Shaun]

I just typed like arista
what is this nonsense

[Kazanne]

LOL even the kids prefer the adults

[Gillian-73]

they are the only ones who dont talk shyte all the time

I was laughing at the fact them being Adults made the rest children :D which is quite true

[Gillian-73]

You just know that when Samantha gets evicted she is gonna slag them all off in the papers. lol

Oh yes

[Kazanne]

I was laughing at the fact them being Adults made the rest children :D which is quite true

Thats how I see them Gillian some of those younger ones are so shallow and pathetic,only the adults make it worth watching:joker:

[minty3]

i believe rhian talks sense

[Saph]

young people arent entertaining but you need them in the house to wind up the older ones and make them go off on their old people rants

[Gillian-73]

Thats how I see them Gillian some of those younger ones are so shallow and pathetic,only the adults make it worth watching:joker:

The adults are great if they weren't there i can't begin to imagine what it'd be like. All the she fancies he fancies is annoying i wish it would stop

[Kazanne]

young people arent entertaining but you need them in the house to wind up the older ones and make them go off on their old people rants

Some young people are entertaining just not this lot:hugesmile:

[Saph]

wish they would stop calling him the situation

[Gillian-73]

Secret task time

[Kazanne]

Julian,lol just makes me laugh"wish I had more feet" lol

[Gillian-73]

It sounds strange bb calling him The Situation

[Shaun]

he has such a slow laugh. *cringes*

[Kazanne]

Julie,LOL

[Kazanne]

Cheryl and her itchy bum,lol

[Saph]

ive gone a bit damp :laugh3:

[Gillian-73]

Haha Julie

[Shaun]

Julie :laugh2:

[Johnnyuk123]

Julie... i've gone a bit damp! LOLOL

[Gstar]

Danica is beautiul

[Shaun]

revealing every single secret task to the group after...

#****ing****off

and rewarding every single one with a party...

#****ing****off

[Saph]

Its weird watching Eastenders and seeing them talk about Heather being dead and now shes on BB

[Kazanne]

Martin is hot,LOL

[Gillian-73]

Tell him to grow the hell up Rhian.

[Kazanne]

God all this fancying stuff is sooooo boring f off

[Jordan.]

I'm quite glad Rhian isn't going to go down the showmance route. Can't be doing with them.

[Johnnyuk123]

Julien LOLOLOLOL

[Gillian-73]

I'm quite glad Rhian isn't going to go down the showmance route. Can't be doing with them.

They're boring as hell

[Kazanne]

See how different the adult conversations are,lol they are teaching us about swallows

[Livia]

If there isn't a gay hotel called The White Swallow, there soon will be.

[Gstar]

Oh Ashley you're so immature

[Shaun]

-would stay there-

[Kazanne]

If there isn't a gay hotel called The White Swallow, there soon will be.

:joker::joker::joker:

[Gillian-73]

A saveloy in every room :D

[Johnnyuk123]

Crown Julien the winner now he's so funny.

[Livia]

Hot and cold running bell boys in every room.

[Saph]

The green giants got very hunky :shocked:

[Gillian-73]

Hot and cold running bell boys in every room.

:laugh3: brilliant

[Shaun]

don't drop the complementary bath soap~

[Johnnyuk123]

Stop showing the others and lets just see 60 mins of julie and julian chatting about life. lol

[Kazanne]

Hot and cold running bell boys in every room.

:joker::joker:your on a roll Livia

[Black Dagger]

If Julie & Julian opened a hotel, I'd genuinely live there.

****ing love em both.

[Kazanne]

Julian must win this,LOL

[Gillian-73]

Stop showing the others and lets just see 60 mins of julie and julian chatting about life. lol

I wouldn't mind

[Saph]

Julian seems to be fitting in better than I thought he would

[Shaun]

Julian for Jersey Shore tbqh

[Livia]

If Julie & Julian opened a hotel, I'd genuinely live there.

****ing love em both.

I'd live there and I'm not even gay.

[Livia]

"Members only". There's a joke in there somewhere...

[Kazanne]

Rectal examinations essencial

[Saph]

Sister Tudor :laugh:

[Shaun]

"Would we do enemas?"
"Yes."
"I thought that."
"Compulsory."

never thought I'd hear this conversation :laugh3:

[Gillian-73]

A rectal examination!

[Johnnyuk123]

HAHAHAHAHA these two need their own show.

[Kazanne]

The Cockeral suite PMSL

[Kazanne]

Oh back to the bores

[Braden]

I keep forgetting Samantha's there.

[GypsyGoth]

The way people say they are not a bitchy person as they are bitching about someone :laugh:

[Black Dagger]

Can the HL's show just not consist of Julie & Julian plz?

[Shaun]

bit up herself.

[Kazanne]

Now THIS will be funny,oh Julie taking the pee out of Jasmine,lol

[minty3]

not keen on julian

[Gillian-73]

Now THIS will be funny,oh Julie taking the pee out of Jasmine,lol

Thought they were bessies

[Roy Mars III]

Coleen talking sense

[Kazanne]

Thought they were bessies

Me too,think Julie is to be watched!

[Gillian-73]

not keen on julian

He's the star of the show imo

[Livia]

Jasmine turning the conversation around to herself. Situation normal.

[Gillian-73]

Me too,think Julie is to be watched!

I'v been a bit wary for a few days but she makes me laugh.

[Jordan.]

Oh dear

[GypsyGoth]

Colleen is very good at getting camera time.

[Kazanne]

Colleen sticking up for rhian whatever her name is,lol

[Shaun]

how tf can you fancy someone after 6 days :bored:

[Gillian-73]

Jasmine turning the conversation around to herself. Situation normal.

"Are you ok?"
"I'm mentally drained"
"Me too"

[Livia]

Ohhhhhhhhh trunk out Coleen.

[Gillian-73]

Good for Coleen

[Kazanne]

how tf can you fancy someone after 6 days :bored:

I could :joker:

[Roy Mars III]

what is he even talking about

[GypsyGoth]

Harvey wants some drugs.

[Johnnyuk123]

And the gold medal for the fakest speech goes to Harvey!

[Kazanne]

Colleen breaks the tension

[Saph]

omg no one cares about Rhian

[Shaun]

...wut :crazy:

[Gillian-73]

Wtf was that about?

[Braden]

I didn't get that at all. They were talking normally and then all of a sudden...

[Roy Mars III]

don't even know what's going on

[Johnnyuk123]

You tell her Princess Jasmine!

[Gstar]

Can we just crown Jasmine as the winner now please??

[Kazanne]

Hm,Julie there AGAIN to mother her

[seaodw]

Whats are the odds for the eviction?? is Jasmine as good as gone??? tonight wont help her any bit :(

[Black Dagger]

Julie & Jasmine <3.

[Shaun]

I don't really get why Rhian went from crying over the Ashley thing to bringing up a Jasmine argument I don't even remember :conf2:

It seems like a complete game to me. Sit there, crying, whilst your eviction rival comforts you... oh crap, she might look nice. Accuse her of something.

[Gillian-73]

Seems to me like when Harvey come over with his speech to clear the air, Jasmine decieded to create more tension. I could just be very cynical, though!

[Johnnyuk123]

BB stop the heavy editing of Rhian, she did call Jasmine a slag so let us see the full conversation and stop cutting it out to then show just Princes Jasmine storming off. Let us see the full conversation and make our own minds up please.

[Roy Mars III]

Martin :worship:

[Gillian-73]

Tell me not her! He is a dick!

[Jordan.]

Talking about her like she's not there :joker:

[Shaun]

oh. well this is silly. seal your fate then jasmine :idc:

[Livia]

Jasmine didn't want to talk about stuff in the bedroom, she wanted to do it outside in front of everyone.

[seaodw]

Jasmine stop digging please :(

[Gillian-73]

Why is she just sitting there.

[Johnnyuk123]

Well said Princess Jasmine!

[Braden]

That's bad of him to tell her to speak to him as if she's not there...really rude.

[Gstar]

Talking about her like she's not there :joker:

I was just about to say that LOL

[Saph]

get Conor on Jasmine

[Roy Mars III]

Jasmine has gone from mean to just crazy, she may need to stay actually

[Gillian-73]

Jasmine didn't want to talk about stuff in the bedroom, she wanted to do it outside in front of everyone.

Spot on. That Ashley is a bloody fool too

[Jordan.]

Jasmine has gone from mean to just crazy, she may need to stay actually

:worship:

[Jordan.]

I hope Jasmine kicks off and lets rip at Brian if she gets evicted tomorrow.

[Saph]

id love to push Jasmine in the pool

[GiRTh]

Jasmine is one crazy bitch

[Johnnyuk123]

I love Princess Jasmine!!!!!

[Gstar]

****** off Ashley breaking up the argument!!! UGH

[arista]

Jasmine
go and have wank

[Gillian-73]

I couldn't nor wouldn't have held my temper with her there.

[Braden]

I'm just not getting any of this...at all.

[Shaun]

"everything she said there is true"

:suspect: wut

i'm so confused by this

[Gillian-73]

Julie cringe or what! You're not her mother fgs

[Saph]

Julie dont comfort this slut.

[Johnnyuk123]

And the winner of CBB is Princess Jasmine! YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!

[Kazanne]

Why is Julie even there

[Livia]

Here goes the "Queen Bitch" again... boohoohooing.

[Shaun]

rofl Julie :love:

[seaodw]

I'm just not getting any of this...at all.

Same here such a confusing argument

[Gillian-73]

It's not the enviroment for you you're right! Maybe Rampton would suit better.

[Shaun]

didn't mean to lead him on... she says, sharing his bed. :laugh2: laughable.

[Gstar]

It Jasmine stays she'll get like 10 nominations lol

[Gillian-73]

She is pathetic. Julie needs to stop pandering to her!

[Saph]

she'll be back up for adoption tomorrow

[GypsyGoth]

http://i.imgur.com/nQYjs.jpg

[seaodw]

awww Juile adpot me :)

[Jordan.]

Getting sympathy from everyone now, amazing :joker:

[Shaun]

Lorenzo almost looks petrified :laugh:

[Livia]

Lorenzo's not buying it any more than I am.

[Black Dagger]

Jasmine <3.

Well, this episode has confirmed who I like and don't like.

[Saph]

1 hour until bots :nono:

[Amy Jade]

Rhian is not a celebrity, she's a slut.

[Johnnyuk123]

Lorenzo looking to Samantha as he hugs Princess Jasmine and his eyes say... fek it i now have an erection.

[Saph]

I still don't know if I want Jasmine to stay or go..

[whocares]

jasmine has some serious issues.

[Livia]

Rhian is not a celebrity, she's a slut.

She's in good company in that house then.

[Jackie]

Jasmine fake tears in diary room shes deffo playing the game x

[Angus]

I'd pay good money to see a face off between Caroline and Jasmine. Which bitch is the craziest? YOU decide:joker:

[Amy Jade]

She's in good company in that house then.
Only with Danica but Danica at least admits what she is to an extent, Rhian is still in denial about the fact she's only in there because she shagged Vernon Fray or whatever.

[Brother Leon]

Watching on +1



lol. She's off her head.

[Roy Mars III]

Only with Danica but Danica at least admits what she is to an extent, Rhian is still in denial about the fact she's only in there because she shagged Vernon Fray or whatever.

and Jasmine is a celebrity?

[whocares]

jasmine reminds me of that girls interrupted movie, when julie consoled her i felt like watching a live episode from a mental asylum :S

[Livia]

Only with Danica but Danica at least admits what she is to an extent, Rhian is still in denial about the fact she's only in there because she shagged Vernon Fray or whatever.

How about Danica and Jasmine... what's their claim to fame, exactly?

[Gillian-73]

she'll be back up for adoption tomorrow
She'll be in and out of foster homes nobody will ever keep her :D
Lorenzo's not buying it any more than I am.
Not for a minute

[Vanessa]

Jasmine is making the show! And some people want to vote her out ? :conf:

[Amy Jade]

Jasmine is a clothes model and actress.

She was on Make Me a Supermodel where she came 3rd and was in the Guy Ritchie movie Revolver also starring Jason Statham and Ray Liotta.

A bigger claim to fame than 90% of the Celebs who go in there.

[Saph]

she sure is an actress, ill give her that

[Livia]

Jasmine is a clothes model and actress.

She was on Make Me a Supermodel where she came 3rd and was in the Guy Ritchie movie Revolver also starring Jason Statham and Ray Liotta.

A bigger claim to fame than 90% of the Celebs who go in there.

Oh yeah, I finally found her on the list for the cast of Revolver. 'Uncredited'.

[Kazanne]

Jasmine is a clothes model and actress.

She was on Make Me a Supermodel where she came 3rd and was in the Guy Ritchie movie Revolver also starring Jason Statham and Ray Liotta.

A bigger claim to fame than 90% of the Celebs who go in there.

Looks more like a coat hanger than a model ,and i dont think she is 90% more famous than at least FIVE others in there

[Brother Leon]

lol. Lorenzo's face at the end needs a gif.