are you kinky?

[the truth]

I often wonder if my kinkiness is a bit weird

I like to play wrestle my girlfriends. I usually let the win, but admittedly one in particular had stronger legs and would squeeze the life out of me

one particular lady liked to punch me in the gonads, which was agony and enjoyable at the same time, she would hurl loads of insults at me, whereas I would hold my tongue.

whilst different outfits are fine, its more attitude and verbal exchanges that get me going

I wont go into detail about other stuff YET but does anyone think this is particularly kinky and how kinky are you?

[MTVN]

I don't find getting punched in the bollocks a turn on no

[Smithy]

wtaf :laugh3:

[Lee.]

I like to have Greggs sausage rolls flung at me :/

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[LemonJam]

I like to have Greggs sausage rolls flung at me :/

Going to subway and getting slapped with a footlong Meatball Marinara >

[Lee.]

Going to subway and getting slapped with a footlong Meatball Marinara >
With salad?

[LemonJam]

With salad?

I finish too quickly if salad's involved.

[Lee.]

I finish too quickly if salad's involved.

I'm the same if my sausage rolls are hot! Mmmmmmm.

[LemonJam]

I can't believe I'm up at two in the morning discussing arousal from baked goods.

[Omah]

I often wonder if my kinkiness is a bit weird

Wonder no more ..... it is ..... :suspect:

[Lee.]

Ken! I'm working in the morning too!

Night night :love:

[LemonJam]

:love:

[Shaun]

I once paid £24 for a used pair of Dezzy's boxers.

[the truth]

i also prefer a glamourless check out girl outfit than a glittering armani number.....especially when we get the frozen food counter all to ourselves ......hubba hubba

[Iceman]

I may never come back to this site.

[Munchkins]

I can't sleep because of nerves due to my gcse results soon
so i log back on here, and read this thread
:joker: brilliant

[lostalex]

I'm a meat and potatoes kind of guy when it comes to sex. I'm not kinky at all. I like the play wrestling, but that's not really kinky is it?

The kinkiest thing i've ever done was a guy that wanted me to dress up in scrubs and a stethescope and pretend to be a corrupt doctor that molests his patients. I don't think i was very good at it though cause he never asked me to do it again. I'm not a good actor.

I definitely wouldn't be into anything that involves pain.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:joker:

[the truth]

could u play a corrupt nurse too?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

me?

no i dont think so

[the truth]

glad to hear theres a few kinksters here too, has anyone brought food into the bedroom, aubergines are a maybe but cucombers are out

[CharlieO]

I thought i was when reading the title. But nah you got me beat man.

[Marc]

What the hell..

[lostalex]

glad to hear theres a few kinksters here too, has anyone brought food into the bedroom, aubergines are a maybe but cucombers are out

what? an aubergine sounds much more painful than a cucumber lol aubergine is an eggplant right? those things are HUGE!!

[the truth]

what? an aubergine sounds much more painful than a cucumber lol

exactly

[lostalex]

exactly

yes, you are definitely kinky then. yikes. i'm imagining a hospital visit after an eggplant. There'd definitely be some sort of tearing and stitches required.

wait, are you talking for her or for you? eigther way it would hurt. eeeek.

[Vanessa]

yes, you are definitely kinky then. yikes. i'm imagining a hospital visit after an eggplant. There'd definitely be some sort of tearing and stitches required.

wait, are you talking for her or for you? eigther way it would hurt. eeeek.

:joker: Better the real thing!

[Livia]

I sometimes have a desire to punch The Truth in the gonads. Does that make me kinky? No.

[Lee.]

Isn't "gonads" a funny word! :)

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i like biting mens lips is that kinky idk

[Livia]

Isn't "gonads" a funny word! :)

Now you come to mention it... yes! I wanted to say bollocks but I was sure the swear filter would ** me out.

[Roy Mars III]

i'm an old fashioned guy, I just like to lie on top of a woman

[Black Dagger]

i like biting mens lips is that kinky idk

Yes, is biting classed as kinky.

If it is, I definitely am.

[BizarreCharisma]

You people with your wee judgements can sod right off lol

I'm very kinky, I like being treated a bit rough, I always make sure my partners are bigger than me so they can pick me up and throw me on the bed :spin:

That's just a minor one but I have loads of others too :xyxwave:

[Kizzy]

^^^ This is the truth.

no this is the truth..
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gIZbvreYCU4/TWaFvSmeJmI/AAAAAAAAAK0/jEFCJKfULg8/s1600/Aubergine.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-KQwpXq3eEkU/UB6pURs9UlI/AAAAAAAAFHM/UyDq9PVEcVI/s1600/shocked-face.jpg

:joker:

[lostalex]

no this is the truth..
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gIZbvreYCU4/TWaFvSmeJmI/AAAAAAAAAK0/jEFCJKfULg8/s1600/Aubergine.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-KQwpXq3eEkU/UB6pURs9UlI/AAAAAAAAFHM/UyDq9PVEcVI/s1600/shocked-face.jpg

:joker:

THAT is not the truth. that is and should be a deep dark secret. anyone who can take that should not be talking about it. :hugesmile:

[Kizzy]

I know right...
http://www.hampshireflag.co.uk/images/Windsocks/windosocks.jpg

[Black Dagger]

I like biting.

I think I said this on the last page, but I do. :pipe:

[arista]

I once paid £24 for a used pair of Dezzy's boxers.



shaun did you lick them?

[MTVN]

Ok I'll reopen this but keep the talk to kinky matters only, anyone who tries to continue the argument will be infracted :idc:

[lostalex]

some people find arguments kinky though... :blush2:

[arista]

Ok I'll reopen this but keep the talk to kinky matters only, anyone who tries to continue the argument will be infracted :idc:



That Sounds Fair

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

shaun did you lick them?

:joker::joker::joker:

[Tom4784]

I feel uncomfortable with my underwear being discussed in such a way :hmph:

Whatever kinky **** me and Shaun gets up to is private *accidentally drops a pair of steel nipple clamps before storming off*

[Vanessa]

I feel uncomfortable with my underwear being discussed in such a way :hmph:

Whatever kinky **** me and Shaun gets up to is private *accidentally drops a pair of steel nipple clamps before storming off*

:joker:

[Vanessa]

I like a bit of spanking. :blush2:

[Me. I Am Salman]

:joker:

[armand.kay]

I once watched a video of a man molesting a watermelon. :hugesmile:

[Legend killer]

Might whip out the flavoured condoms on special occasions

NOMSAYEN.GIF

[Mystic Mock]

I would say im a little bit kinky as I like girls to standout, but not to the extent of her wanting to hit me in the private parts no.

[Josy]

Wtf have I just read


I may never come back to this site.

I sometimes have a desire to punch The Truth in the gonads. Does that make me kinky? No.

:joker::joker::joker:

[Ninastar]

a little

[the truth]

one ex gf spent loads of time on the washing machine, full spin
when her guests would call round unexpectedly shed leap from the machine blush and pull her knickers up

[lostalex]

one ex gf spent loads of time on the washing machine, full spin
when her guests would call round unexpectedly shed leap from the machine blush and pull her knickers up
That's nothing, i've seen a porn with a guy that attached a dildo to the washing machine, the part in the middle, and rigged it so he could turn it on with the lid up and then he rode it. now that's kinky.

don't click if you can't handle it... http://www.gaypornsexvideos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/ralph-woods-rides-washer.jpg

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i dont see the point in that

surely it will just spin round in a circle and not up and down what enjoyment is he gonna get from that

[lostalex]

i dont see the point in that

surely it will just spin round in a circle and not up and down what enjoyment is he gonna get from that

well he does the up and down bit on his own lol.

I see what yur saying though, he could easily do the same motions just by lying on his back and manipulating it in the same way. He's obviously enjoying himself though, he's hard as a rock lol

[the truth]

so seeing as were being so open....what do u lot use in the privacy of your own bathroom?

[lostalex]

so seeing as were being so open....what do u lot use in the privacy of your own bathroom?

you mean am into like pissplay and stuff? i'm not personally, but i know a lot of people that are. I don't mind if a guy wants to do that kinda stuff in the shower. no harm no foul. Aslong as we're already in the shower i don't see the harm.

It's not something that specifically turns me on though. I don't think it's particularly weird or bad though.I can see why some people would be into it.

I've had a reoocurring dream/fantasy about a guy that cums like he's pissing, like just drenches me in cum. but not piss, but it's like he's pissing cum, i think that's a hot concept.

sorry, am i being too graphic? lol tell me to stop when i go too far :P

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i use soap and shampoo in the bathroom

[lostalex]

i use soap and shampoo in the bathroom

don't ever use soap or shampoo as lube though, it totally dries it out.... it's not nice.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i have never done that :suspect:

[the truth]

you mean am into like pissplay and stuff? i'm not personally, but i know a lot of people that are. I don't mind if a guy wants to do that kinda stuff in the shower. no harm no foul. Aslong as we're already in the shower i don't see the harm.

It's not something that specifically turns me on though. I don't think it's particularly weird or bad though.I can see why some people would be into it.

I've had a reoocurring dream/fantasy about a guy that cums like he's pissing, like just drenches me in cum. but not piss, but it's like he's pissing cum, i think that's a hot concept.

sorry, am i being too graphic? lol tell me to stop when i go too far :P

just keep talking:elephant:
im imaging myself peeing all over hope solo at the moment, sorry should i have said that out loud/>?

[Enid]

Kinky sex is immoral. :nono:

[Mrluvaluva]

Kinky sex is immoral. :nono:

Maybe...but generally bloody good..