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alex_front2
23-08-2012, 11:08 AM
Mike / Situation seems to be quite oblivious to how much Julian disdains him* despite the face to face nomination. Poor Mike. :joker:




* or how jealous Julian is of his vastly bigger pay check and current career :joker:

Ellen
23-08-2012, 11:20 AM
Mike / Situation seems to be quite oblivious to how much Julian disdains him* despite the face to face nomination. Poor Mike. :joker:




* or how jealous Julian is of his vastly bigger pay check and current career :joker:

I dont think Julian dislike the sitch, he said in the diary room he was a nice lad just not his cup of tea.

Both Julie & Julian find it hard to understand how he could earn so much & not have worked for it as in years of doing tv & stage like most actors do.

Julian is more jealous of the 6pk than anything else.

HBB1508
23-08-2012, 11:29 AM
I don't think Julian is jealous of or dislikes the occasional table I think it's more that he finds him an easy target as he doesn't understand much of Julian's humour.

rayheartbliss
23-08-2012, 11:36 AM
i don't think julian 'dislike' him

and mike probably understands that julian is just a bit old to understand him

rayheartbliss
23-08-2012, 11:36 AM
i don't think julian 'dislike' him

and mike probably understands that julian is just a bit old to understand him

Roy Mars III
23-08-2012, 11:39 AM
don't think Mike cares either way tbh

flamingGalah!
23-08-2012, 11:57 AM
Julian isn't jealous of him & he doesn't dis-like him as such, he is just perplexed at why the guy is even famous & how he has made so much money, much like the rest of the population...

alex_front2
23-08-2012, 12:00 PM
Julian isn't jealous of him & he doesn't dis-like him as such, he is just perplexed at why the guy is even famous & how he has made so much money, much like the rest of the population...

Could say the same thing about Julian. But thankfully he's barely doing much nowadays excepting touring provincial towns and a spot panto in Wigan, wondering why Graham Norton Alan Carr and Paul OGrady all have talkshows :joker: Meanwhile the Situation gets $600k to endorse a sports drink. :joker: Come to think of it, can't blame Julian for being totally bitter.

lostalex
23-08-2012, 12:01 PM
I still don't know what occasional table means. is "occasional table" a common phrase in the UK?

I don't think Mike gives a sheet what Julian thinks.

alex_front2
23-08-2012, 12:02 PM
Occasional table is a piece of furniture that has no real function but may look good to owner but not everyone else. It's a table that's not really neccessary but is used for fluffy unimportant reasons eg storing peanuts when guests arrive etc. It's Julian's way of putting Mike down as being thick vain and pointless.

Kazanne
23-08-2012, 12:04 PM
Could say the same thing about Julian. But thankfully he's barely doing much nowadays excepting touring provincial towns and a spot panto in Wigan, wondering why Graham Norton Alan Carr and Paul OGrady all have talkshows :joker: Meanwhile the Situation gets $600k to endorse a sports drink. :joker: Come to think of it, can't blame Julian for being totally bitter.

People have more money than sense if they have that much to throw away on someone who does what again?

lostalex
23-08-2012, 12:06 PM
Occasional table is a piece of furniture that has no real function but may look good to owner but not everyone else. It's a table that's not really neccessary but is used for fluffy unimportant reasons eg storing peanuts when guests arrive etc. It's Julian's way of putting Mike down as being thick vain and pointless.

IC, thanks for explaining. Julian is an asshole.

flamingGalah!
23-08-2012, 12:07 PM
Could say the same thing about Julian. But thankfully he's barely doing much nowadays excepting touring provincial towns and a spot panto in Wigan, wondering why Graham Norton Alan Carr and Paul OGrady all have talkshows :joker: Meanwhile the Situation gets $600k to endorse a sports drink. :joker: Come to think of it, can't blame Julian for being totally bitter.

How is Julian being bitter?? He thinks The Situation is a thick, untalented moron, which he is :joker:

Julian has had a big career in the UK & has had numerous TV shows etc.. He is first & foremost a comedian, so he does tours, as do most comedians, he has nothing to be jealous of at all :xyxwave:

flamingGalah!
23-08-2012, 12:08 PM
IC, thanks for explaining. Julian is an asshole.

But The Situation IS thick, vain & useless :joker:

muchadoaboutnothing
23-08-2012, 12:09 PM
I did wonder what 'Occasional Table' meant and pleased that Alex_Front2 explained. I guess it is much the same as how people say there is a 'White Elephant' in the room.

alex_front2
23-08-2012, 12:10 PM
How is Julian being bitter?? He thinks The Situation is a thick, untalented moron, which he is :joker:

Julian had had a big career in the UK & has had numerous TV shows etc.. He was first & foremost a comedian, so he does tours, as do most comedians, he has nothing to be jealous of at all - except he's past it now :xyxwave:

Corrected for you.

He no longer has a big career really just a few tours for women from the 1980s in Lowestoft. I can't bare Ricky Gervais, Frankie Boyle, Miranda Hart, Dara OBriain, Jack Whitehall, Russell Brand or Michael McIntyre, but if I was going to bandy the phrase 'X comedian has a big career in UK and has had numerous TV shows' these are just some of the ones this is applicable imo to. Not Clarey. His last proper attempt at TV was the Johanathan Ross flop vehicle 'It's Only TV' and even then rival panellist Jack Dee destroyed Clarey every week in the comedy stakes.

alex_front2
23-08-2012, 12:15 PM
But The Situation IS thick, vain & useless :joker:

And yet funnier than 'professional comic' Clarey. Sucks to be Julian.

Ellen
23-08-2012, 12:16 PM
Correct.

He no longer has a big career really just a few tours for women from the 1980s in Lowestoft. I can't bare Ricky Gervais, Frankie Boyle, Miranda Hart, Dara OBriain, Jack Whitehall, Russell Brand or Michael McIntyre, but if I was going to bandy the phrase 'X comedian has a big career in UK and has had numerous TV shows' these are just some of the ones this is applicable imo to. Not Clarey.

Julian had a big career long before those comedians were around, they came after Julian.

flamingGalah!
23-08-2012, 12:16 PM
Correct.

He no longer has a big career really just a few tours for women from the 1980s in Lowestoft. I can't bare Ricky Gervais, Frankie Boyle, Miranda Hart, Dara OBriain, Jack Whitehall, Russell Brand or Michael McIntyre, but if I was going to bandy the phrase 'X comedian has a big career in UK and has had numerous TV shows' these are just some of the ones this is applicable imo to. Not Clarey.

Julian WAS bigger in the 1980's & 1990's & he has had lots of different TV shows ,but he still has a sizeable following, enough for him to tour...

How long do you think The Situation's "career" is going to last?? In a couple of years no one will know who he is & what money he has earnt will be pi**ed or snorted away or blown on hookers. He has NO talent whatsoever & is only "famous" for being a thick, vain, self obsessed tw*t on a US reality show :joker:

alex_front2
23-08-2012, 12:18 PM
Julian had a big career long before those comedians were around, they came after Julian.

But the poster was using present tense. Julian is now an irrelevant foot note in comedy history. More teenies probably have heard of Tommy Cooper, Monty Python and Peter Cook who obviously came before Clary

flamingGalah!
23-08-2012, 12:18 PM
And yet funnier than 'professional comic' Clarey. Sucks to be Julian.

How on earth is he "funny" :conf: He is thick as pig's sh*t & parades about as if he is some Greek God :joker:

Yes, hilarious...

alex_front2
23-08-2012, 12:20 PM
Julian WAS bigger in the 1980's & 1990's & he has had lots of different TV shows ,but he still has a sizeable following, enough for him to tour...

How long do you think The Situation's "career" is going to last?? In a couple of years no one will know who he is & what money he has earnt will be pi**ed or snorted away or blown on hookers. He has NO talent whatsoever & is only "famous" for being a thick, vain, self obsessed tw*t on a US reality show :joker:

It's not really about longetivity it's also about impact. Take music Beverly Knight;s been around for ever but Adele is a bigger star. There is simply no place for Clary's brand of comedy. The telling thing was the White Swallow joke. It was camp/ gay icon Julie who thought he was being serious and didn;t get it initially whilst youngster Ashley who knew it was a joke and yet Ashley didn't laugh.

I am no fan of the Situation but he's a big reality star in US. Jersy Shore may not be as big as it was 2 years ago but he still earns more than a lot of Hollywood stars and gets more viewers than mega stars. Heivey Keitel's Life on Mars remake flopped.

flamingGalah!
23-08-2012, 12:22 PM
But the poster was using present tense. Julian is now an irrelevant foot note in comedy history. More teenies probably have heard of Tommy Cooper, Monty Python and Peter Cook who obviously came before Clary

Actually if you read what I wrote I said he HAD a big career, but he is still well known enough to be able to make a living from touring... :xyxwave:

I doubt very much if any "teenies" will have heard of those comedians you mention, but what difference does that make?? :conf: Pretty much everyone over the age of 20 hadn't heard of The Situation until he entered the house :joker:

alex_front2
23-08-2012, 12:25 PM
How is Julian being bitter?? He thinks The Situation is a thick, untalented moron, which he is :joker:

Julian has had a big career in the UK & has had numerous TV shows etc.. He is first & foremost a comedian, so he does tours, as do most comedians, he has nothing to be jealous of at all :xyxwave:

Yep you're right you were using past tense. Yep. Fell free to use your waving arm smiley thing.

alex_front2
23-08-2012, 12:26 PM
How on earth is he "funny" :conf: He is thick as pig's sh*t & parades about as if he is some Greek God :joker:

Yes, hilarious...

Yep white swallow. so so hilarious and totally unpredictable. ahem.

Saigon1
23-08-2012, 12:26 PM
I'm 25 and I new about the situation A few years ago, as did the majority of people I know who are all my age and older. Julian might have been big in the 80s but we aren't in the 80s anymore. He's a nobody now, trying to claw his way back on to the fame ladder but failing miserably.

lostalex
23-08-2012, 12:26 PM
How on earth is he "funny" :conf: He is thick as pig's sh*t & parades about as if he is some Greek God :joker:

Yes, hilarious...

he's unintentionally funny, true, but at least he's not a jerk. he doesn't ridicule people or have to be intentionally nasty to be interesting.

Do you not see how ridiculing someone, especially someone who as you say is "thick", is nasty?

Since when is it clever or interesting to pick on someone who is "thick", you'd think if someone is "thick" that would be the last person you'd pick on, if you are a decent human being. If Mike is such an easy target then why is Julian picking on him.

flamingGalah!
23-08-2012, 12:27 PM
It's not really about longetivity it's also about impact. Take music Beverly Knight;s been around for ever but Adele is a bigger star. There is simply no place for Clary's brand of comedy. The telling thing was the White Swallow joke. It was camp/ gay icon Julie who thought he was being serious and didn;t get it initially whilst youngster Ashley who knew it was a joke and yet Ashley didn't laugh.

I am no fan of the Situation but he's a big reality star in US. Jersy Shore may not be as big as it was 2 years ago but he still earns more than a lot of Hollywood stars and gets more viewers than mega stars. Heivey Keitel's Life on Mars remake flopped.

But Julian IS well known, yes he may be an aquired taste, but he does have a sizeable following still... It's like everything, someone will soon be the new 'flavour of the month', be it a film star, pop star, TV star or comedian... You may not like his crass, rude & crude humour, but many do...

The Situation may well be big in the US, but he isn't over here & even in the US his "status" can only last so long, so he's better enjoy his 5 minutes of fame, as when it ends he really doesn't have any talent to keep him in the public eye...

flamingGalah!
23-08-2012, 12:28 PM
I'm 25 and I new about the situation A few years ago, as did the majority of people I know who are all my age and older. Julian might have been big in the 80s but we aren't in the 80s anymore. He's a nobody now, trying to claw his way back on to the fame ladder but failing miserably.

That's lovely. But no one I know at all had heard of him...

I never said Julian was a huge star, none of them in there are :joker:

alex_front2
23-08-2012, 12:28 PM
I heared about the Situation when I read a story about how A + F paid him not to wear their clothes. And I read a profile about his JS cast mate Snookie (?) and about an episode where she is arrested on beach as being one of the highest rated shows on US TV.

Livia
23-08-2012, 12:29 PM
I don't think Julian dislikes him. I think he finds him stupid and slow, and so do I. I think Julian's feelings are closer to pity than dislike. And for anyone who thinks Julian's career died in the 80s probably don't realise that he's written three or four successful books. You don't have to be a brainless set of abs to be successful, you know.

flamingGalah!
23-08-2012, 12:30 PM
he's unintentionally funny, true, but at least he's not a jerk. he doesn't ridicule people or have to be intentionally nasty to be interesting.

Do you not see how ridiculing someone, especially someone who as you say is "thick", is nasty?

Since when is it clever or interesting to pick on someone who is "thick", you'd think if someone is "thick" that would be the last person you'd pick on, if you are a decent human being.

No, I think it's funny...

And from what I have heard "Jersey Shore" treats him like a joke anyway, so he can't really have a problem with it can he, if that's why he is "famous" in the first place, for being a thick person for everyone to ridicule...

Saigon1
23-08-2012, 12:31 PM
So because no one you know had heard of him that constitutes " pretty much everyone over the Age of 20"

Brother Leon
23-08-2012, 12:32 PM
Tbh. I knew Situation And didnt know Julian before CBB. Comes down to a person's interest and age I guess.

flamingGalah!
23-08-2012, 12:35 PM
So because no one you know had heard of him that constitutes " pretty much everyone over the Age of 20"

And because you & everyone you know HAD heard of him, that constitutes everyone over the age of 25 DOES know who he is?? Ok then...

lostalex
23-08-2012, 12:35 PM
I don't think Julian dislikes him. I think he finds him stupid and slow, and so do I. I think Julian's feelings are closer to pity than dislike. And for anyone who thinks Julian's career died in the 80s probably don't realise that he's written three or four successful books. You don't have to be a brainless set of abs to be successful, you know.

ohhh 4 successful books? how many successful books has Katie Price written in Britain? like 20? let's put things in perspective. It's not exactly hard to have a succesful book in the UK if Katie Price has done it 20 times.

Saigon1
23-08-2012, 12:41 PM
And because you & everyone you know HAD heard of him, that constitutes everyone over the age of 25 DOES know who he is?? Ok then...

Did I say that it did? No. Unlike you who did say that pretty much anyone over 20 hasn't heard of him.

flamingGalah!
23-08-2012, 12:46 PM
Did I say that it did? No. Unlike you who did say that pretty much anyone over 20 hasn't heard of him.

You sort of did actually... But it is true that it is only Jersey Shore's core audience (which is under 20's, generally speaking) have heard of him, in the UK at least... He certainly isn't "well known" in the UK...

the truth
23-08-2012, 12:52 PM
mike is a top bloke, hes clever enough to roll with the punches and smile his way through it....what difference does it make to him if we think hes clever enough to have worked out hos shallow, vile and judgemental julian is....mike smiles and rises above the situation....hes not stupid whatsoever, in fact hes smart enough to live in his own fantasy world instead of dwelling on the pettiness of other housemates...ignorance is bliss when youre surrounded by horrible people....i recall terry waite saying when he was imprisoned for years he played imaginary chess in his head with his brother, some sing songs to themselves, some have conversations with themselves....its a coping mechanism to deal with unpleasant situations, and the situation is coping very well

the truth
23-08-2012, 12:58 PM
I don't think Julian dislikes him. I think he finds him stupid and slow, and so do I. I think Julian's feelings are closer to pity than dislike. And for anyone who thinks Julian's career died in the 80s probably don't realise that he's written three or four successful books. You don't have to be a brainless set of abs to be successful, you know.

I think julian is ignorant , nasty and premeditates what he wil think and say. hes totally predictable and narrow minded hypocrite. as for him being so intelligent and superior, what has he actually achieved? the list of his work in the past decade includes such luminary tv mocies as brazen hussies and camp Christmas? then he raised the bar for dick whittington
his only ever movie was his chance to emulate his carry on heroes, it was awful and rated 2.5 out of 10 on internet movie database....who the hell is he with such a low quality career , to judge anyone else? in fact far more successful people than him, like martin kemp, who has been through hell and back, show far greater modesty , humility , kindness and open mindedness, than the nasty shallow predictable anti american, julian

flamingGalah!
23-08-2012, 01:01 PM
So because Julian think that the thick, untalented Situation is erm, thick & untalented, that makes him anti American?? :conf: :joker:

Livia
23-08-2012, 01:02 PM
ohhh 4 successful books? how many successful books has Katie Price written in Britain? like 20? let's put things in perspective. It's not exactly hard to have a succesful book in the UK if Katie Price has done it 20 times.

Well, I think the difference is the interpretation of the word "written". Julian Clary actually writes his own books, whereas Katie Price has a ghost writer who can actually... you know... write.

I remember Naomi Campbell "writing a book", and when her agent was asked whether she's actually written it herself the answer was "while she didn't write it herself, she is very much the author". What...?

Julan's autobiography is brilliant. You should give it a go... I highly recommend it.

the truth
23-08-2012, 01:09 PM
So because Julian think that the thick, untalented Situation is erm, thick & untalented, that makes him anti American?? :conf: :joker:

hes always been anti american, on panel shows, quiz shows, always has a dig calling them stupid etc he insulted mike within 30 seconds of meeting him. he constantly insults both americans who have literally done nothing at all to warrant it. he is just another shallow predictable awful british so called entertainer , who plays to the audience think all brits want to see is yank bashing. it is pitiful, the man is a narrow minded verbal bully and a nasty piece of work. the latest comment I dont like his body , his stomach is like a bag of spanners etc ean spirited nasty , he thinks hes likeable and jovial, hes not , hes shallow mean judgeental narrow minded cold and nasty

the truth
23-08-2012, 01:10 PM
Well, I think the difference is the interpretation of the word "written". Julian Clary actually writes his own books, whereas Katie Price has a ghost writer who can actually... you know... write.

I remember Naomi Campbell "writing a book", and when her agent was asked whether she's actually written it herself the answer was "while she didn't write it herself, she is very much the author". What...?

Julan's autobiography is brilliant. You should give it a go... I highly recommend it.

No thanks. I shall though take up the advice from another poster to read martins autobiography, a far nicer, more talented, more modest all rounded character.

flamingGalah!
23-08-2012, 01:11 PM
hes always been anti american, on panel shows, quiz shows, always has a dig calling them stupid etc he insulted mike within 30 seconds of meeting him. he constantly insults both americans who have literally done nothing at all to warrant it. he is just another shallow predictable awful british so called entertainer , who plays to the audience think all brits want to see is yank bashing. it is pitiful, the man is a narrow minded verbal bully and a nasty piece of work. the latest comment I dont like his body , his stomach is like a bag of spanners etc ean spirited nasty , he thinks hes likeable and jovial, hes not , hes shallow mean judgeental narrow minded cold and nasty

He is not anti American FFS :sleep:

Mike IS thick as sh*t, Julian takes the pi** out of anyone, not just American's, it's just that some American's ARE an easy target...

I take it you are American?

lostalex
23-08-2012, 01:14 PM
Everyone seems to have ignored my point about picking on "thick" people.

If Julian is so clever and humorous, why is he picking on the "thick" person, especially when that "thick" person has not done anything nasty or offensive to Julian. So why is he picking on Mike? it's the easy target right?

You'd think someone of Julian's caliber could find a way to be funny without picking off the weakest. That's just lazy and mean to pick on someone that's "thick" right?

the truth
23-08-2012, 01:15 PM
He is not anti American FFS :sleep:

Mike IS thick as sh*t, Julian takes the pi** out of anyone, not just American's, it's just that some American's ARE an easy target...

I take it you are American?

i agree julians anti american is soooo boring zzzzzzz
its so old hat so worn out so 1980s its time julian updated his act and his material big time. but while he continues his mindless yank bashing as he did previously to the show and fro the first few seconds. I will continue to point out how pathetic it is

what does it matter if Im british , australia or american, I dont like to see one nationality picked out and mocked just as an easy way to get a cheap laugh and to get the audience and housemates on side. its bullying its discriinatory and its plain nasty. julian is pathetically bitter and narrow minded


if I saw a gang of americans bully an englishan in new york Id pipe up
if I saw a group of english thugs picking on an asian, Id pipe up
I back the underdog

lostalex
23-08-2012, 01:20 PM
i agree julians anti american is soooo boring zzzzzzz
its so old hat so worn out so 1980s its time julian updated his act and his material big time. but while he continues his mindless yank bashing as he did previously to the show and fro the first few seconds. I will continue to point out how pathetic it is

what does it matter if Im british , australia or american, I dont like to see one nationality picked out and mocked just as an easy way to get a cheap laugh and to get the audience and housemates on side. its bullying its discriinatory and its plain nasty. julian is pathetically bitter and narrow minded


if I saw a gang of americans bully an englishan in new york Id pipe up
if I saw a group of english thugs picking on an asian, Id pipe up
I back the underdog

I think most people feel the same as you do. Julian is going for the easy prey, which means he's not as clever as he thinks he is.

Talented people don't have to shoot so low.

the truth
23-08-2012, 01:23 PM
everyone seems to have ignored my point about picking on "thick" people. if Julian is so clever and humorous, why is he picking on the "thick" person, it's the easy target right? you'd think someone of Julian's caliber could find a way to be funny without picking off the weakest.

great point. and can you point out to flaming gallah, Im not pro american or anti american. I take each topic on a case by case basis. i had a pop at the US over their insane gun laws, also their often ridiculous foreign policy. on the other hand, the american friends i have and thepeople ive met have 99% of the time been warm friendly genuine people. in fact far friendlier than people in england. though Ive since moved to wales and I have to say theyre the friendliest people Ive ever met.

i dont like the way th eyanks are always picked out and picked on in these english reality shows, it happened to dirk benedict who was bullied ercilessly about his cancer , his impotence through cancer and his alcoholism, it happened to mike madsen when denise welsh attacked constantly last year, she slapped him a few ties, wasnt warned and the brits voted her the winner, disgusting person....vanilla ice had the same treatment on the farm, the list is long. so yank has ever won a mainstream reality tv show in the UK (possibly 1 celebrity masterchef but that was only because it wasnt a popularity contest it was a skills contest) all uk comedies mock the americans as thick stupid idiotic brainless warmongers....I especially dislike it when the generalization is used to bully ostracize individuals who dont deserve it, now its mike and the princes turn....did you hear julie goodyears reasons for voting the prince? what a joke. she may as well have just said, because hes american and he cant help whats left of my career

all some of these z list brits vote for is to stay in with z list british celebrities in order to further their careers, they really are that shallow. hopefully martin kemp can continue to rise above it and vote on merit not nationality

rayheartbliss
23-08-2012, 01:24 PM
this thread has completely gone off topic

its not even about oh julian is the evil one and mike is the good.

rayheartbliss
23-08-2012, 01:24 PM
this thread has completely gone off topic

its not even about oh julian is the evil one and mike is the good.

the truth
23-08-2012, 01:25 PM
this thread has completely gone off topic

its not even about oh julian is the evil one and mike is the good.

these issues are connected, you may not think so, I disagree.

Black Dagger
23-08-2012, 01:26 PM
Julian has written several successful books and is going to be touring practically as soon as he steps foot out of the house... he really isn't a bitter has-been.

And for the record, I don't really think Julian dislikes him, just finds him a little slow with his humour.

the truth
23-08-2012, 01:29 PM
Julian has written several successful books and is going to be touring practically as soon as he steps foot out of the house... he really isn't a bitter has-been.

And for the record, I don't really think Julian dislikes him, just finds him a little slow with his humour.

Julian isnt funny, hes nasty. Ive noticed too julian doesnt get mikes humour either, hes kind of slow too. at leats mike has given him a chance, julian hasnt at all. as for him insulting mikes body, thats just pathetic. julians career is the same old tat. tacky mean spirited so called humour and double entendres. if you think thats quality good luck to you. I think its utter trash.

flamingGalah!
23-08-2012, 01:38 PM
Julian isnt funny, hes nasty. Ive noticed too julian doesnt get mikes humour either, hes kind of slow too. at leats mike has given him a chance, julian hasnt at all. as for him insulting mikes body, thats just pathetic. julians career is the same old tat. tacky mean spirited so called humour and double entendres. if you think thats quality good luck to you. I think its utter trash.

We get it you dislike Julian & find him unfunny...

I & others find him hilarious, guess you just have a different sense of humour :xyxwave:

Kizzy
23-08-2012, 01:43 PM
We get it you dislike Julian & find him unfunny...

I & others find him hilarious, guess you just have a different sense of humour :xyxwave:

I do too, always have :) It's so nice to see he has a new fanny the wonderdog in julie, growly scruffy and incontinent...Aw, so reminiscent of poor old fanny..:joker:

lostalex
23-08-2012, 01:43 PM
great point. and can you point out to flaming gallah, Im not pro american or anti american. I take each topic on a case by case basis. i had a pop at the US over their insane gun laws, also their often ridiculous foreign policy. on the other hand, the american friends i have and thepeople ive met have 99% of the time been warm friendly genuine people. in fact far friendlier than people in england. though Ive since moved to wales and I have to say theyre the friendliest people Ive ever met.

i dont like the way th eyanks are always picked out and picked on in these english reality shows, it happened to dirk benedict who was bullied ercilessly about his cancer , his impotence through cancer and his alcoholism, it happened to mike madsen when denise welsh attacked constantly last year, she slapped him a few ties, wasnt warned and the brits voted her the winner, disgusting person....vanilla ice had the same treatment on the farm, the list is long. so yank has ever won a mainstream reality tv show in the UK (possibly 1 celebrity masterchef but that was only because it wasnt a popularity contest it was a skills contest) all uk comedies mock the americans as thick stupid idiotic brainless warmongers....I especially dislike it when the generalization is used to bully ostracize individuals who dont deserve it, now its mike and the princes turn....did you hear julie goodyears reasons for voting the prince? what a joke. she may as well have just said, because hes american and he cant help whats left of my career

all some of these z list brits vote for is to stay in with z list british celebrities in order to further their careers, they really are that shallow. hopefully martin kemp can continue to rise above it and vote on merit not nationality

Well i think you've taken what i've said and ran very far away with it to a very far away place lol.

I was just talking about Julian's HUMOR which is what this thread is about. I think if Julian is such a great comedian, he'd be able to find funny and clever things to say about other people, instead of just picking on an easy target like Mike.

That was my only point.

flamingGalah!
23-08-2012, 01:46 PM
The Truth seems to have some weird underlying issues & has gone waaaaaay off topic :joker:

Black Dagger
23-08-2012, 01:47 PM
Julian isnt funny, hes nasty. Ive noticed too julian doesnt get mikes humour either, hes kind of slow too. at leats mike has given him a chance, julian hasnt at all. as for him insulting mikes body, thats just pathetic. julians career is the same old tat. tacky mean spirited so called humour and double entendres. if you think thats quality good luck to you. I think its utter trash.

You don't need to insult me for finding Julian Clary funny.

lostalex
23-08-2012, 01:54 PM
the truth... you are really offensive, and rude, and just off-putting in most of of yur responses.

Even when i agree with what yur saying, you make me want to not agree with you because the way you say it is messed up.

You have a bad attitude.

the truth
23-08-2012, 02:02 PM
the truth... you are really offensive, and rude, and just off-putting in most of of yur responses.

Even when i agree with what yur saying, you make me want to not agree with you because the way you say it is messed up.

You have a bad attitude.

says the person who thinks 300 millions guns is harmless lol

lostalex
23-08-2012, 02:07 PM
says the person who thinks 300 millions guns is harmless lol

umm, what? wtF are you talking about now? when did i ever say anything about 300 million guns??

seriously dude. issues.

the truth
23-08-2012, 02:09 PM
umm, what? wtF are you talking about now? when did i ever say anything about 300 million guns??

seriously dude. issues.

have you got short term memory loss or what? talk about issues?:nono:

lostalex
23-08-2012, 02:10 PM
have you got short term memory loss or what? talk about issues?:nono:

I guess i must have. Why don't you quote me to jog my memory. wtf are you on about?

the truth
23-08-2012, 02:13 PM
I guess i must have. Why don't you quote me to jog my memory. wtf are you on about?

language timothy!:nono: that says more about you that the person you swear at

Fosse
23-08-2012, 03:40 PM
Julian is a dick...I don't think the situation cares what he thinks one way or the other.

realitytvsux
23-08-2012, 04:54 PM
this thread has completely gone off topic

its not even about oh julian is the evil one and mike is the good.


You're right. To go back to the original point, I don't think mike is fully aware of Julian's disdain for a few reasons: Mike is genuinely a bit slow and Julian's remarks go over his head, Mike is also pretty full of himself and not really in tune with other people; a lot of what Julian says about Mike is actually behind his back - I quite like Julian but he is pretty sneaky.

Kizzy
23-08-2012, 05:00 PM
You're right. To go back to the original point, I don't think mike is fully aware of Julian's disdain for a few reasons: Mike is genuinely a bit slow and Julian's remarks go over his head, Mike is also pretty full of himself and not really in tune with other people; a lot of what Julian says about Mike is actually behind his back - I quite like Julian but he is pretty sneaky.

He has made an effing fortune though! must stick in the craw of intelligent funny people like julian that loads of people would rather watch this bland talentless american...

Fosse
23-08-2012, 06:04 PM
I think Julian is a bit slow, too.

I don't see him as an intelligent person at all.

flamingGalah!
23-08-2012, 06:10 PM
I think Julian is a bit slow, too.

I don't see him as an intelligent person at all.

Really :conf: Then I'm afraid you need to watch closer...

Fosse
23-08-2012, 06:12 PM
Intelligent compared with whom?

The Situation, Harvey etc. yes but it's all relative - Julian isn't particularly smart and a dunce compared with Samantha. I would argue that Martin is smarter, too.

It's not exactly Brain of Britain in there.