Celebrity Big Brother Ch5 10PM Thursday 23/8/12

[arista]

10PM tonight

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/08/22/article-0-14A7B9C5000005DC-998_634x861.jpg

QOTD : She went and do will still have Hot heads?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/08/23/article-2192261-14A77229000005DC-696_306x423.jpg
and Jasmine wants Sam Brick (the writer for the D.Mail)
to Win.

[arista]

On Ch5HD and Ch5 now

[Shaun]

hai/

[Jordan.]

:amazed:

[Johnnyuk123]

Not long now before Julie goes from hero to zero. lol

[Kazanne]

Julie is such a liar,glad she got found out

[Shaun]

such a nice girl that Rhian :pipe:

[Gillian-73]

It's to early! Crap excuse Julie.

[Munchkins]

Hello everyone :love:

[Johnnyuk123]

Told you. Julie licking her lips when asked, dead give away of a liar.

[Munchkins]

Julie getting called out is entertaining

[Jordan.]

Told you. Julie licking her lips when asked, dead give away of a liar.

She was just looking forward to her butterless crumpets

[Gillian-73]

Tut tut Julie

[Kazanne]

You could tell she was lying by her eyes darting backwards and forward

[Munchkins]

I think Julian will get a shock when hes nominated

[Gillian-73]

She was just looking forward to her butterless crumpets

If that made her lick her lips she must be used to rubbish food :D

[Johnnyuk123]

Julie will now try to dry hump The Prince.

[Munchkins]

Julian now going to confront Rhian xD cringe

[Gillian-73]

Rhian **** stirrer

[Shaun]

they're both as bad as each other :idc: trying to sully Julie's name

[Brother Leon]

Aww. Rhian is so sweet to Julie. Thank god that **** stirrer went out.

[Munchkins]

Julie is really top heavy when you look at her lmao

[Jordan.]

Such a silly arguement

[billy123]

The dumbtards trying to use Julie being nice to people as leverage to get at each other is just sad why do they waste space putting these morons in the house?

[Gillian-73]

Silly girls

[arista]

Yes Julie
Feck Off - That the Spirit

[Johnnyuk123]

The mask is now slipping off Julies wrinkled face.

[billy123]

Silly girlsThe sad part is some people are silly enough to swallow it up and say "yeah julie stop it" lol its very odd.

[Munchkins]

Eurgh i have such a sore throat :(

[chuff me dizzy]

"As always I put myself last" I nearly choked on my toast :shocked:

[Munchkins]

CINDERELLA
my childhood :lovedup:

[chuff me dizzy]

The mask is now slipping off Julies wrinkled face.

Its slipped on night 3 for me

[Kazanne]

Eurgh i have such a sore throat :(

How did you do in your exam results Munchkins?if you've already posted,sorry,but I havent seen anything

[Marc]

Ugh Jasmine looks horrible in the OP

[Johnnyuk123]

Julie not even considering crocodile tears for either of them. lol

[Munchkins]

Shes just lovely..
yes Rhian is :)

[Marc]

OMG Emeli in the background

[reece(:]

poor Jasmine, robbed

[Shaun]

OMG Emeli in the background

she needs the airplay

[Munchkins]

How did you do in your exam results Munchkins?if you've already posted,sorry,but I havent seen anything

I posted them in the GCSE thread :D
really happy with them though! especially with my A* in English literature & an A* in History... as i want to do them at college :)

[Gillian-73]

So glad she's gone

[Marc]

she needs the airplay

I heard she's been struggling over the last few months :(

[Shaun]

Ashley referring to Rhian as "my girl" :bored:

[Johnnyuk123]

I feel sorry for Jasmine, she wears her heart on her sleeve, brutally honest and a great housemate. Such a shame fake boobs won the day over a real character.

[Gillian-73]

He's in bits you're a part of his heart!
Get a bloody grip.

[Brother Leon]

*Wipes Tear*

[Marc]

So glad she's gone

Same :D so thrilled.

[Kazanne]

I posted them in the GCSE thread :D
really happy with them though! especially with my A* in English literature & an A* in History... as i want to do them at college :)

Wow,really well done,my nephew got his today he also did well and is off to college soon:xyxwave: so pleased for you.

[reece(:]

I hate this soppy eviction music and I can't stand Ashley,Harvey,Rhian and Danika.. basically all of the young ones

[Munchkins]

Rhian getting cheers <3
im so happy she stayed :love:

[Marc]

I'm surprised she never snapped her leg walking down those stairs

[billy123]

Her Legs make me shudder thats just disgusting. ewww

[Jordan.]

:worship:

[reece(:]

horrid Danika rubbing salt in the wounds.

[GypsyGoth]

I don't think the house was the best place for Jasmine.

[Munchkins]

Hope the Prince goes on friday

[Gillian-73]

The public fired you this time Jasmine! See ya.

[Shaun]

oh shut up rhian you tramp.

[Munchkins]

Sick of them saying drops a bombshell
and its crunchtime by brian

[Brother Leon]

I have the same shirt as Aashley.


He has swag at least :p

[reece(:]

rhian bitter as ever.

good old Julie with the facial expressions

[Shaun]

Sick of them saying drops a bombshell
and its crunchtime by brian

[2].

[Johnnyuk123]

How on earth does a fake boobed wannabee none entity with NOTHING to offer the show stay? lol

[Marc]

Hardly a 'bombshell' BB

[Gillian-73]

Martin takes it all in his stride

[reece(:]

How on earth does a fake boobed wannabee none entity with NOTHING to offer the show stay? lol
thats BB these days, get used to it

[Brother Leon]

How on earth does a fake boobed wannabee none entity with NOTHING to offer the show stay? lol

Her breasts are natural matey.

[Marc]

I personally would never have any troubles with nominating if I was in that house. Why must they make such a big deal about it? Just say two people's names and get on with it... unless of course you have the female BB voice who drags out your nomination process..

[Kazanne]

I hope they are not showing all these again!

[Vanessa]

The occasional table! :joker:

[Munchkins]

Finally time to see the nominations, without that fcking woman making them repeat their reasons

[Johnnyuk123]

Julien. LOLOL

[reece(:]

finally shortened noms.

[billy123]

The occasional table! :joker:AKA charlie brown :joker: he is pathetic.

[Marc]

Julie making very very lame excuses for her hatred for Coleen, just say you hate her

[Gillian-73]

Finally we'll see the others nom

[Munchkins]

Wow actually showing the noms quickly thank god

[Kazanne]

AKA charlie brown :joker: he is pathetic.

ah,that's what Cheryl meant,lol

[Shaun]

AISLEYNE ‏@Aisleyne1
I LOVE JULIAN PMSL.... is he gay? #cbb

f/

[GypsyGoth]

Finally we'll see the others nom

Yea, those live noms were a shambles.

[billy123]

Wow actually showing the noms quickly thank godThese are the dumbed down version of noms the full version lasts 3-4 hours and always have done.

[Brother Leon]

Grenade hating on Sitch shocker.

[Vanessa]

Charlie Brown! :laugh:

[Kazanne]

cheryl will get loads of hate now she has nommed the occasional table,lol as did Julian

[Marc]

Cheryl really is fat isn't she

[Munchkins]

Damn adverts before we actually see, the new nominations
absolute joke

[Johnnyuk123]

Julian.. who are you calling gay. LOL

[Gillian-73]

Yea, those live noms were a shambles.

I was really looking forward to them but ended up totally pissed off

[Shaun]

ugh Ashley is so immature :yuk: cuddling up to Julie as if he's receiving a tetanus shot

[reece(:]

Rhians trying to be the new Arron with those horrid onesies that he was trying to promote his"hotness" with

[Johnnyuk123]

Becky erm i mean cheryl really doesn't like the situation does she.

[Kazanne]

Cheryl really is fat isn't she

:joker::joker:trust you to be first

[Black Dagger]

YAY Julie & Julian air-time. :amazed:

[Marc]

AISLEYNE ‏@Aisleyne1
I LOVE JULIAN PMSL.... is he gay? #cbb

f/

That silly bint likes/loves everybody. She's desperate for new BB friends.

[Gillian-73]

ugh Ashley is so immature :yuk: cuddling up to Julie as if he's receiving a tetanus shot

I just can't seem to take to him at all

[Jordan.]

Cheryl really is fat isn't she

wait...what

http://www.saltirenation.com/files/imagecache/max400/files/pictures/eastenders-heather-300.gif

[Black Dagger]

ugh Ashley is so immature :yuk: cuddling up to Julie as if he's receiving a tetanus shot

He's awful.

Couldn't give a ****e if he represented #TEAMGB I don't like him. :bored:

[Kazanne]

I just can't seem to take to him at all

me neither Gillian totally boring as is Harvey

[Brother Leon]

Ashley is growing on me. Even though he is Older than me, he reminds me of my little bro abit :laugh:

[Marc]

He's awful.

Couldn't give a ****e if he represented #TEAMGB I don't like him. :bored:

It's not as if he represented us well :idc:

[billy123]

Julian.. who are you calling gay. LOLJust wtf

[Munchkins]

wait...what

http://www.saltirenation.com/files/imagecache/max400/files/pictures/eastenders-heather-300.gif

That gif really is the best thing ever tbh

[Marc]

I'm not fond of Julie, do like Julian though

[Gillian-73]

me neither Gillian totally boring as is Harvey

He is and seems so much younger than he really is

[reece(:]

Coleen is all about herself, bloody lady muck

[Kazanne]

I'm not fond of Julie, do like Julian though

Same here

[Munchkins]

It's not as if he represented us well :idc:

Exactly, he was out in the 2nd round and seems an illiterate pillock

[Shaun]

he was out in the first round, Munch :p

[Kazanne]

Coleen is all about herself, bloody lady muck

Why is she all about herself?she is nominating

[Shaun]

Lorenzo's noms :bored:

[Marc]

Munch bigging him up :idc:

[Brother Leon]

Great noms,Prince sir :worship:

[Jordan.]

Harvey :worship:

[reece(:]

Why is she all about herself?she is nominating
Desperate to be the centre of attention, thats why she nominated jules.

Good on harvey nominating the proz.

[Gillian-73]

Oh shut up Harvey get over her 'job'.

[Munchkins]

Julian really seems to be annoying a lot of people

[reece(:]

Sammie Bricks talking brilliant sense about Rhians manipulation

[Kazanne]

So the prince nommed Cheryl because she called him a plant,LOL,LOL

[Jordan.]

Expose them all Bricky

[Marc]

Bricky is a legend.

[Munchkins]

he was out in the first round, Munch :p

Lmfao even worse, what a fail

[billy123]

The occasional table is too dumb to react to people taking the piss out of him he just has a vacant glaze in his eyes like most of his type.
The lights are barely on and there really isnt anyone home what an empty shell.

[billy123]

The occasional table is too dumb to react to people taking the piss out of him he just has a vacant glaze in his eyes like most of his type.
The lights are barely on and there really isnt anyone home what an empty shell.

[reece(:]

Good old Sammie Bricks. :pipe:

Love Julie and Julian banter

[Johnnyuk123]

Dear Harvey...Danica rinses blokes for the latest ipad or any other hi tech gadget. She can also be found with nipples out with another female on top of her by doing a quick search on google.

[Kazanne]

Desperate to be the centre of attention, thats why she nominated jules.

Good on harvey nominating the proz.

julie also nommed her so is she wanting to be the centre of attention too?

[Marc]

I always sing a song in my head when Marcus says 'The Situation'

[Gillian-73]

Oh jeez

[Munchkins]

omfg i'd love to go to the MTV music video awards

[Marc]

Ughh the noise of people eating

[GiRTh]

Danica goes to work. LOL

[Munchkins]

oh god here comes Ashley who can hardly even speak

[Marc]

Situation looks like a weird old uncle to the side

[reece(:]

Brilliant Dirty Danika nominations.

[Munchkins]

Will anyone ever nominate Ashley? :rolleyes:

[Marc]

Poor Julian getting all these nominations.

[Jordan.]

oh god here comes Ashley who can hardly even speak

His two nominations were good enough :worship:

[Kazanne]

Who said Danica was beautiful? blinking liars

[GypsyGoth]

Poor Julian getting all these nominations.

I'd be happy if he went.

[Brother Leon]

What a lovely Giraffe :lovedup:

[Marc]

Will anyone ever nominate Ashley? :rolleyes:

Drifting to the Final :bored:

[Munchkins]

Ashley is going to be the typical guy, who makes it to the end and gets like 6th

[billy123]

Its interesting how the dumbtards nominate julian its like they think he is taking the piss out of them but they arent sure.

[reece(:]

Sammie Bricks is going to have to take cheryl and Rhian down.

[Johnnyuk123]

Dear Dianca Prince Lorenzo stopped talking to you because he didn't want to hand over his BMW to you.

[Marc]

Oh no Rhian.. how dare anybody stick to their own opinions and views.

[Gillian-73]

Will anyone ever nominate Ashley? :rolleyes:

No. He'll cruise to the final

[Munchkins]

JULIE stop swearing :nono: haha

[reece(:]

I love Julie's oh **** offs."

[Brother Leon]

Harvey and Ash with no Noms :)

[billy123]

Yes table the well known saying "judging a book as its cover" durrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Marc]

I wish Julie would stop saying "Ohhh ******* OFF" she doesn't care that much, surely.

[Kazanne]

Shocked at Rhain saying Cheryl was too big for her,who the eff is she? nasty cow wish she had gone yesterday,bitch

[GypsyGoth]

JULIE stop swearing :nono: haha

I agree, I don't like the way she say **** every second word.

[Munchkins]

5 up, its so interesting when this many are up

[Marc]

Danica hiding :laugh:

[Munchkins]

I wish Coleen could be evicted :( but it will never happen

[Shaun]

"Ahhhh cock" :joker:

[reece(:]

Shocked at Rhain saying Cheryl was too big for her,who the eff is she? nasty cow wish she had gone yesterday,bitch
her true side is coming out now

[Kazanne]

I agree, I don't like the way she say **** every second word.

Yes it's really insincere and boring now

[Gillian-73]

Shocked at Rhain saying Cheryl was too big for her,who the eff is she? nasty cow wish she had gone yesterday,bitch

Did she? I missed that

[Jordan.]

Go away Coleen :idc:

[Marc]

Umm... Cheryl?

[reece(:]

all Cold Coleen ever talks about is Julie, Julie and Julie

[Shaun]

No Julie :nono:

[Gillian-73]

Julie stop with the relationship advice.

[Marc]

Ooooooo Blueee

[Gillian-73]

Coleen goes on about Julie a lot doesn't she

[Marc]

I hate these Vo5 adverts, they're so pathetic.

The women just look like dicks

[Kazanne]

Did she? I missed that

Yes she did ,fatist cow,I really dislike shallow people like that,Cheryl may be big but she has a better personality by far than Rhain

[chuff me dizzy]

I posted them in the GCSE thread :D
really happy with them though! especially with my A* in English literature & an A* in History... as i want to do them at college :)

Well done my little lovely ,here grab some daffs :flowers:

[Johnnyuk123]

Julian is now taking Julie from behind to secure his place in the house.

[reece(:]

poor Julie, Dirty Danika has been playing her mind games on all of them

[Johnnyuk123]

I hope they do a rinsing task. lol

[Vanessa]

Shocked at Rhain saying Cheryl was too big for her,who the eff is she? nasty cow wish she had gone yesterday,bitch

She's a shallow one! :bored:

[chuff me dizzy]

I just nearly vomed ,Dawankica and Twat in a hat eating in bed ,Ive never heard such noises come from a human being, theyve been dragged up i tell you, dragged up

[Black Dagger]

I don't like Rhian, but she clearly meant 'big' as in, loud character and over-powering.

Not... 'what a ****ing fat bitch'

[Kazanne]

poor Julie, Dirty Danika has been playing her mind games on all of them

Poor Julie,my arse,she knows exactly what she is doing

[Marc]

Julie trying to be Cilla

[chuff me dizzy]

I am getting that i cannot bear to look or listen to Julie for another second, God I truly cannot stand her :devil::devil::devil:

[Gillian-73]

Yes she did ,fatist cow,I really dislike shallow people like that,Cheryl may be big but she has a better personality by far than Rhain

What a bitch. No need for that

[Marc]

I don't like Rhian, but she clearly meant 'big' as in, loud character and over-powering.

Not... 'what a ****ing fat bitch'

Yeah definitely.

Plus Cheryl is a big fatty

[reece(:]

She's a shallow one! :bored:
the tit totties are too shallow to care about anything other than themselves

[Jordan.]

Coleen needs to sort her greasy fringe out

[Munchkins]

She said Cheryl is too LOUD for her, not big..

[billy123]

the occasional tables intelligent response "hurrdy hurr gurr he he hurr herr de huhuhu" what a dumbtron

[Shaun]

Cheryl :( :love:

[Munchkins]

I am getting that i cannot bear to look or listen to Julie for another second, God I truly cannot stand her :devil::devil::devil:

Shes very cringey to watch
its awful
Julie shut up, you fcking get everyone apparently :rolleyes:

[chuff me dizzy]

Coleen 100% right in all she said about julie

[reece(:]

cold Coleen should just self evict already, she's even making my TV depressed. what a DULL woman

[Kazanne]

I don't like Rhian, but she clearly meant 'big' as in, loud character and over-powering.

Not... 'what a ****ing fat bitch'

Well obviously not 'clearly' she said "Cheryl is too big for me" maybe she should have explained herself better as she went on to say Cheryl got defensive when she didn't get her jokes!

[chuff me dizzy]

Shes very cringey to watch
its awful
Julie shut up, you fcking get everyone apparently :rolleyes:

I want to rag her around the garden by the hair of her bleached head

[Marc]

It's okay Julian you will stay

[Marc]

Ohhh... maybe you shouldn't have said that.

[Jordan.]

Julian is terribly overrated. So boring.

[Brother Leon]

"The Occasional Table"

The joke is getting old now matey :idc:

[chuff me dizzy]

It's okay Julian you will stay

Love him !!!!!!

[Kazanne]

She said Cheryl is too LOUD for her, not big..

watch it back Munchkins,she said Cheryl is too big for her,if i am wrong I will eat my hat

[Shaun]

common :laugh2:

if there's one thing he doesn't mince, it's his words.

[Marc]

Coleen 100% right in all she said about julie

:worship:

[Shaun]

although assuming Sitch voted for him when he didn't :nono:

[Marc]

LOL Julian you big bitch, love it though. He delivers it without spite and nastiness and not to their faces like that cow Jasmine did.

[Black Dagger]

It's okay Julian you will stay

You never know with the GBP anymore. :bored:

[chuff me dizzy]

watch it back Munchkins,she said Cheryl is too big for her,if i am wrong I will eat my hat

Im v+ ing it will look i didnt quite catch what she said myself






WHO made Julie ( she of 3 failed marriages and 2 failed lesbo affairs) Marjorie Bleeding Proops :devil::devil::devil::devil:

[Kazanne]

This is boring

[Gillian-73]

Julie has got it so wrong

[Kazanne]

Im v+ ing it will look i didnt quite catch what she said myself






WHO made Julie ( she of 3 failed marriages and 2 failed lesbo affairs) Marjorie Bleeding Proops :devil::devil::devil::devil:

Thanx Chuff I'm 100% sure she said that

[chuff me dizzy]

Julie has got it so wrong

She doesnt care :shocked::shocked::shocked: its all to save her flabby piss infested arse

[Shaun]

there's not going to be much between them if there's only 1 and a half days of voting.

[Shaun]

She doesnt care :shocked::shocked::shocked: its all to save her flabby piss infested arse

classy as ever, chuff.

[chuff me dizzy]

Thanx Chuff I'm 100% sure she said that

Ws it her nomination ?

[Marc]

You never know with the GBP anymore. :bored:

They haven't made any mistakes this CBB yet :shrug:

[billy123]

Have i really got the energy to combat C5's stupidity for another hour? im struggling bb burnout is growing.

[Kazanne]

Ws it her nomination ?

I think so chuff:hugesmile:

[chuff me dizzy]

classy as ever, chuff.

I prefer to call it honest :idc:

[Marc]

Julie looks as if she smells of wee

[Kazanne]

classy as ever, chuff.

:joker::joker::joker::joker: Gotto admit Chuff comes out with some corkers:joker:,she's made me laugh loads of times

[Black Dagger]

They haven't made any mistakes this CBB yet :shrug:

They did last night, and they did for the majority of BB13.. so :pipe:

[chuff me dizzy]

I think so chuff:hugesmile:

Bit too LOUD for me ,just rewound it

[chuff me dizzy]

:joker::joker::joker::joker: Gotto admit Chuff comes out with some corkers:joker:,she's made me laugh loads of times

Shes a vile piss ridden ,evil,back stabbing,arse licker did you see her cuddling Ashley as noms read out? any closer he would have disappeared up her sunken arse and come out between the gap in her teeth

[Kazanne]

Bit too LOUD for me ,just rewound it

Well i will apologise to Munch,I could have sworn she said too big,lol,the game is sending me doodleally,why did I think she said big,weird;

[Kazanne]

Shes a vile piss ridden ,evil,back stabbing,arse licker did you see her cuddling Ashley as noms read out? any closer he would have disappeared up her sunken arse and come out between the gap in her teeth

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:lol stop it Chuff:joker:

[Munchkins]

Bit too LOUD for me ,just rewound it

Knew i was correct lol
so lets stop trying to crucify Rhian now :rolleyes: :joker:

[Gillian-73]

Well i will apologise to Munch,I could have sworn she said too big,lol,the game is sending me doodleally,why did I think she said big,weird;

Lol i do it often :)

[chuff me dizzy]

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:lol stop it Chuff:joker:

Stop it Chuff :shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked: I want to make it bleed from EVERY orifice I hate her as much, if not more than Deana !!!!!!

[chuff me dizzy]

Lol i do it often :)

Me too, I think its a "over 29 "thing

[Gillian-73]

Stop it Chuff :shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked: I want to make it bleed from EVERY orifice I hate her as much, if not more than Deana !!!!!!

Woah...didn't know you hated her that much

[Kazanne]

Knew i was correct lol
so lets stop trying to crucify Rhian now :rolleyes: :joker:

Sorry Munch.lol I was about to get her down and crunch my heel in her face:joker::joker:

[Gillian-73]

Me too, I think its a "over 29 "thing

29 i wish.... two weeks till i'm 39 :eek:

[chuff me dizzy]

Woah...didn't know you hated her that much

I cannot bear her, what a horrible human being she is

[Marc]

They did last night, and they did for the majority of BB13.. so :pipe:

You're right, they should have evicted Deana the first time she was up :pipe:

[chuff me dizzy]

You're right, they should have evicted Deana the first time she was up :pipe:

:worship::flowers: Grab your daffs !!!!!