Celebrity Big Brother Ch5 9PM Sunday 26/8/12

[arista]

9PM Ch5 and Ch5HD tonight
then
5* for Bit On The Side

This is the Current Nominations *Spoiler* vote thread
http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=210992

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"Laughing off the drama: Danica and
Rhian Sugden (Right)
refused to let their affairs
with the boys in the house
get them down as they chatted in the bedroom"


Tonight we watch the
Mother of Jasmine go in.
(clips shown last night
on bit on the side)


QOTD: Are the Girls Right?

[arista]

This thread was posted at the Correct time

[Jordan.]

Silly Michael was a minute early

[arista]

Silly Michael was a minute early

Cheating Again

[Jordan.]

Why on earth is this thread so early

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[arista]

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Time to relax

[Munchkins]

Why do people make it a race, to make the thread for the night
kinda pathetic :conf:

[arista]

On Ch5 in 25mins

[chuff me dizzy]

Hoping someone picks up on Julies bitterness about Jasmine not choosing to save her ,wont hold my breath though

[arista]

On Now

[Jordan.]

:amazed:

[Kazanne]

I hope it's not full of the 'couples' rubbish again

[Jordan.]

Bloody hell which thread are we using :idc:

[arista]

The mother

[GypsyGoth]

qotds
1 no
2 no
3 no

[Jordan.]

Arista we need a mod asap, this is getting very confusing.

[GypsyGoth]

Coleen should throw Julie into the pool.

[Kazanne]

Julie fishing for compliments again,lol

[arista]

Arista we need a mod asap, this is getting very confusing.


Yes we are waiting for one

[Munchkins]

Hello Everyone :)

[GypsyGoth]

qotd: I think they are manipulating the guys to get camera time, and create storyline that they are central to.

[Johnnyuk123]

Get the rinser OUT!

[Gstar]

Bloody hell which thread are we using :idc:

This

[arista]

qotd: I think they are manipulating the guys to get camera time, and create storyline that they are central to.


Fair point

[Maia]

Hello there

[Kazanne]

Off you pop,lol Colleen,bet she wont

[Jordan.]

Rhian can go this week

[arista]

Hello there

Nice to see you on the Legal thread

[Johnnyuk123]

Samantha only agreed to enter the house IF BB provide the full unedited version for her to view after the show. Hmmm i feel an article coming on.

[Gstar]

Harvey is actually making the situation kinda worse

[Munchkins]

Shut up Harvey, you are happy to **** every girl in sight behind your girlfriend yet she cant cuddle or sleep in a bed with someone else

[Maia]

Nice to see you on the Legal thread

Nice to be in the legal thread, thank you for it Arista :pipe:

[Jordan.]

Nice to see you on the Legal thread

:joker::joker:

[Gstar]

When I say "the situation" I mean Ashley and Rhian lol

[Kazanne]

Colleen warming to Julie

[Johnnyuk123]

Wait until you get out Coleen and see you were nommed every single time by Julie. lol

[Jordan.]

Wouldn't want to touch Julies 70 year old feet tbh

[arista]

Nice to be in the legal thread, thank you for it Arista :pipe:



We just need a mod to merge the illegal thread

[AnnieK]

Julie gets sent toilet seats hehe......

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Ugh Julie is so insecere and fake, ugh!

[Shaun]

-is of the opinion that her job doesn't matter and is her own business, too-

one of the few nice things I can say about Danica :p

[Johnnyuk123]

Danica's rinsing profile has an argos icon on it that guys can click on to buy her what she wants for showing the odd nipple etc.

[Livia]

I like Julie, but her opinion does alter depending on who it is she's talking to.

[Jordan.]

We just need a mod to merge the illegal thread

They are slacking, it should have been done 2 hours ago.

[reece(:]

Not watching but could someone tell me by the end of the show if its the dull four getting featured again??

[Kazanne]

I've been posting in the other thread,LOL what's going on?

[arista]

I like Julie, but her opinion does alter depending on who it is she's talking to.


She has a Strong Mind

[Jordan.]

Not watching but could someone tell me by the end of the show if its the dull four getting featured again??

Why aren't you watching? Jasmines on :suspect:

[Johnnyuk123]

Coleen keeps looking at the hot tub and thinking... hmmm Denise did it and it won her the show so maybe i should.

[chuff me dizzy]

Im SEETHING !!!!!!!!!! Coleen why ? ffs ,never been so disappointed,and Julie "Ive no script?" youve had no script for over 17 years !! ad "If you left Julian ,I would follow you up the stairs"and men jizz on envelopes to a 70 yr old wizzened up,piss smelling old hag ? ....... I dont think i can watch much more of it

[Jamie585]

this episode should be goood :D

[arista]

Yes Jasmine controls the mother by Earphone

[Brother Leon]

FFS.


Just get Jasmine off and fast forward to Sitc,.Harvey & Ashley in the garden.

[chuff me dizzy]

Wait until you get out Coleen and see you were nommed every single time by Julie. lol

I bet shes done it again this week

[Johnnyuk123]

When Julie finally leaves the house and gets to the hotel with her fella it will all kick off. She will grab her husband/stalker and say oh go on then... give me two custard creams for my tea.

[arista]

Its only on this episode

[GypsyGoth]

Where are the moderators to merge the threads? Where is Niamh??

[Kazanne]

FFS.


Just get Jasmine off and fast forward to Sitc,.Harvey & Ashley in the garden.

why would we want to see the Three Stooges?

[Shaun]

-is so daft; likes Julie and Coleen getting on-

[Jamie585]

haha, julian :P

[Livia]

She has a Strong Mind

Julie is an appeaser. I'm not saying it's necessarily a bad thing.

[reece(:]

Why aren't you watching? Jasmines on :suspect:
Oh she is??? I'll watch on +1 then, forgot!! :) something that isn't the dull lot, brilliant.

[Maia]

Always good to show someone your bus pass

[Maia]

I've been posting in the other thread,LOL what's going on?

The other thread is


Illegal

This one is



Legal

[Johnnyuk123]

Julian jogging on the spot with a cup of tea.LOL

[Jordan.]

Oh she is??? I'll watch on +1 then, forgot!! :) something that isn't the dull lot, brilliant.

She is only just coming on now :amazed:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Now Coleen and Julie are friends! :rolleyes: If a foreigner has watched bb13 and this it will not change their mind about the stereotype that the British are miserable and two faced :joker:

[AnnieK]

Julian jogging on the spot with a cup of tea.LOL

That's my kind of workout....even better with a glass of wine :hugesmile:

[Maia]

God sake allowing Jasmine back

[Jamie585]

Oooooh she's coming.. i'm imagining the jaws theme tune, ahahhahaha

[Johnnyuk123]

In this instance it's a donkey.

[Jordan.]

We've all left johnnyuk123 to talk to himself in the other thread

[reece(:]

She is only just coming on now :amazed:
oh good, i'll watch her segment

[chuff me dizzy]

Colleen warming to Julie

I will regret voting to save her last week ,can you imagine Linda shouting at the tv ?

[GypsyGoth]

What does it matter if she fails? She's not a real housemate.

[Livia]

Air-kissing each other, keeping their faces to the cameras.

[Kazanne]

We've all left johnnyuk123 to talk to himself in the other thread

:joker::joker:Well he can laugh at his own jokes:joker:

[Brother Leon]

Ergh.

[Livia]

God, you can almost see the vindictive bitterness oozing out of Jasmine.

[Jamie585]

She looks like Miss Piggy!!!

[Johnnyuk123]

It's probably Julian in drag. LOL

[arista]

I bet some will know she is a Fake



Julie

[Livia]

:joker::joker:Well he can laugh at his own jokes:joker:

It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it.

[Shaun]

Julie :joker:

[chuff me dizzy]

Im SEETHING !!!!!!!!!! Coleen why ? ffs ,never been so disappointed,and Julie "Ive no script?" youve had no script for over 17 years !! ad "If you left Julian ,I would follow you up the stairs"and men jizz on envelopes to a 70 yr old wizzened up,piss smelling old hag ? ....... I dont think i can watch much more of it

[Kazanne]

Julie is such a nasy sod sometimes

[Brother Leon]

Harvey :joker:

[Maia]

We've all left johnnyuk123 to talk to himself in the other thread

Ah good, we are safe from hearing about things his least favourite housemates aren't even doing

[Suze]

I like Julie, but her opinion does alter depending on who it is she's talking to.

:laugh2:


I like her too. Maybe she is just a bit forgetful.

[Livia]

Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa Harvey - she looks like a transvestite. Harvey to stay to the end JUST on the strength of that comment.

[Munchkins]

Harvey & Jlie saying Marilyn looks like a tranvestite omg

[Kazanne]

Julian isn't daft is he?

[Jamie585]

''is she a drag queen?'' LOL

[Brother Leon]

Jasmine's bitterness :laugh:

[Johnnyuk123]

Julian LOL

[arista]

Yes Julian has Smelt the Fake out

[Shaun]

John Barrowman rofl

[Livia]

JOHN BARROWMAN!!!!!! LMFAOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Jordan.]

Poor Marilyn probably watching this back right now :joker:

[Harry!]

Julie doesn't care about her :laugh:

[Kazanne]

:joker::joker::joker:' Julian

[Tregard]

When John Barrowman inevitably goes in, he will need to go in disguised as Marilyn

[Gstar]

Oh so this is where the party is at.

I was like "where's munchkins"?? :'(

[Livia]

Julie... she's cracking me up.

[arista]

Julie doesn't care about her :laugh:


Yes she is Wise

[Brother Leon]

Harvey has her so sussed :laugh:

[Livia]

Oh so this is where the party is at.

I was like "where's munchkins"?? :'(

Where have you been?You're late. I hope you have a note...

[Maia]

They know

[arista]

They are Sussing the Fake Out.

[AnnieK]

Harvey totally has her sussed

[Jamie585]

harvey has sussed her already :L :L

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Harvey is a disgrace. Bring back romeo

[Jordan.]

How awkward would this be if she was actually a real housemates, the least warm welcome ever :laugh:

[reece(:]

Julie never stops saying "****" dear me

[Livia]

Harvey is a disgrace. Bring back romeo

Awww I really liked Romeo...

[Tregard]

Julie's a bit of a dick

[Livia]

I do hope that they steer clear of the 'communicating with dead relatives'. That'd be worth a punch in the face.

[Shaun]

aw, could've gotten Samantha immune :(

[Harry!]

Marilyn does look like a drag act tbh.

[Jordan.]

The dog wants you to know he's alright, my god :joker:

[Kazanne]

A bit cruel this,lol

[Livia]

The dog is good. He's good and dead.

[Jamie585]

aww bless sam.

[Braden]

I didn't know the dog had died :laugh2:

[Maia]

:joker::joker:

[Brother Leon]

Harvey is hilarious tonight :joker:

[arista]

A bit cruel this,lol


But soon its over

[Livia]

Psychics getting the respect they deserve.

[Kazanne]

LOL she could have been having a stroke!!!!,lol unfeeling Hms

[Shaun]

this music... stop it.

[Tregard]

Good lord, this is such a cold reception

[Gstar]

Sorry Livia, I was at the clinic with Makosi because she still thinks she's pregnant. It wont happen again

[Munchkins]

This is a load of ****e

[AnnieK]

This is just spiteful ****e from jasmine.....

[Livia]

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Joanna Lumley. Julian looks more like Joana Lumley.

[arista]

this music... stop it.


Yes

[Jamie585]

Julie is jokes :L

[Livia]

I didn't register the music until you all mentioned it.

[Maia]

Car noise :laugh2:

[Shaun]

this is so embarrassing :laugh2:

[Jordan.]

Pulling up beside Danica in a car :joker:

[Kazanne]

julie having a good old nose

[Gstar]

This is so bad that it's almost taking over the BB12 crypt

[Munchkins]

Danica totally rejecting her HAHA
Jasmine fail there

[reece(:]

coming up: the dull showmances, not interested

[Kazanne]

Bit spiteful of BB

[Livia]

Hate Danica... but good for her for refusing. Probably didn't want to hear any bull**** hocuspocus lies concerning her mother.

[Johnnyuk123]

This is a great task! I want Jasmine to tell her mom to grab a kitchen knife and slay all the under 25's

[Jamie585]

well done danica

[AnnieK]

Bit spiteful of BB

Totally...not funny or anything. :sleep: They just wanted some drama with Danica. So glad she turned her down.....

[Brother Leon]

Just waiting for Sitch,Harvey & Ash at the end tbh.

[Livia]

Sorry Livia, I was at the clinic with Makosi because she still thinks she's pregnant. It wont happen again

That is a magnificently imaginitive excuse. We'll let it go this time...

[arista]

Its a Task

They Sussed her

[Livia]

They should have got that Scary Mary back... can't remember which one she was on. But she could have passed as a nutter psychic.

[Maia]

They all sussed

[Jamie585]

they were rubbish

[Tregard]

Scary Mary BB6. Save the Witch!

[Jamie585]

samantha :O ''****ing bitch'' towards jasmine :L:L well done ;)

[Kazanne]

Sam just called her a effing bitch,LOL

[Livia]

Na na na na
na na na na
Hey hey...Goodbye.

[Maia]

Great stuff

[Jordan.]

samantha :O ''****ing bitch'' towards jasmine :L:L well done ;)

Spoke too soon :bored: Hope she goes now.

[Tregard]

"Shame on you!"

Simmer down, Harvey.

What a horrible group they are at the moment.

[Jordan.]

:joker:

[reece(:]

Coleen stirring the pot :joker:
Danika putting on the upset princess act as if she doesn't get her tits out on babestation

[Shaun]

tears on cue.

[Kazanne]

Good Job Danica is not on here.LOL

[reece(:]

Harvey acting like the mature one when he's the King of Affairs

[Livia]

God, I'd love to see my mother in there....

[Jordan.]

Julies u-turn on Jasmine just because she wasn't chosen for the immunity :idc:

[Johnnyuk123]

It was VERY fair Danica. you rinse guys for a living.

[Jamie585]

big brother is sooooo anti Danica.

[Brother Leon]

So even when the witch was evicted she still has the power to make HMs cry?

[Braden]

Danica needs to get over it, in the profession she's in, she's going to get judged regardless of how she is as a person.

[karezza]

Julie - "Like mother, like daughter." - both damned evil.

[reece(:]

Great some Julian air time. Julie hasn't been to pleasent recently and has made up with coleen

[Jamie585]

shut up ashley :L

[Jordan.]

Boring

[Brother Leon]

Oh. Here we go :joker:

[AnnieK]

:sleep:

[Jamie585]

Can Ashley even string a sentence together??

[reece(:]

Back to the bore show now, urgh they'll be in the final 10 minutes of the show

[Tregard]

Here comes the fun, guys!

[Maia]

Mike :joker:

[Kazanne]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[reece(:]

nothing much else coming up then.

[Brother Leon]

"I think things will be clearer when the titties are out the way"

:joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

Dianca chats to the boys then says.. ok i'm off.. here is the argos book just incase you want to buy me a laptop.

[Jamie585]

:sleep: :sleep: :sleep: :sleep: :sleep: :sleep: :sleep: :sleep: :sleep: :sleep: :sleep:

[Brother Leon]

Gonna be a good part comign up here. Shame I'm half asleep due to that task.

[Jamie585]

Hate all the young boys in there.. apart from the situation.

[chuff me dizzy]

julies u-turn on jasmine just because she wasn't chosen for the immunity :idc:

exactly !!!!!!!!

[Brother Leon]

"You are my best friend"


"You are a mean person"

:laugh:

[reece(:]

Whys Julie bull****ting in the diary room "not a problem with anybody" didn't she dislike Coleen etc?? :suspect:

[Kazanne]

You'de think with Julies fortune she could get a decent bra!!

[reece(:]

Julie's talking a lot of bollocks tonight, lord

[Kazanne]

She DOES look like Jimmy Saville,LOL

[Gstar]

oh ffffffs

[Jamie585]

here we go again

[Kazanne]

Oh ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz AGAIN

[Livia]

You'de think with Julies fortune she could get a decent bra!!

She looks like she's worn the same size for 40 years and never been measured. Certainly not lately....

[Brother Leon]

Best HMs all on the sofa :worship:

[Shaun]

asking where they fit in CBB to... Prince Lorenzo... that... guy... from the Bachelor... 6 years ago...

[Kazanne]

She looks like she's worn the same size for 40 years and never been measured. Certainly not lately....

:joker::joker::joker:

[Livia]

Huh? Where did that hour go?

[Jordan.]

This series is rapidly going downhill

[Johnnyuk123]

Once the titties are out of the way. CORRECT!

[Jamie585]

Ashley has some serious growing up to do.

[Brother Leon]

They showed us 5 secs on their convo. :\


JAsmine and that **** task taking up half the HLs

[Munchkins]

Back to the bore show now, urgh they'll be in the final 10 minutes of the show

I thought you weren't watching? :suspect:

[reece(:]

I thought you weren't watching? :suspect:
if you read this thread I said I wasn't until Jordan gracefully reminded me of Jasmine being on tonight

[chuff me dizzy]

Whys Julie bull****ting in the diary room "not a problem with anybody" didn't she dislike Coleen etc?? :suspect:

You wait while tomorrow and see how easy she picks 2 people, Julie must forget people "over 29" know her from years ago, have read what a truly nasty person she is ,Ive not forgot and hopefully the voting public havent either,Julian must know of her past,maybe Coleen, the young one havent a clue

[reece(:]

You wait while tomorrow and see how easy she picks 2 people, Julie must forget people "over 29" know her from years ago, have read what a truly nasty person she is ,Ive not forgot and hopefully the voting public havent either,Julian must know of her past,maybe Coleen, the young one havent a clue
Saw a different side to her tonight than I did on thursday night (last time I watched)

[Jamie585]

Anyone bothering with BBOTS??

[Munchkins]

if you read this thread I said I wasn't until Jordan gracefully reminded me of Jasmine being on tonight

As a Jasmine super fan, you must have known that :conf:

[chuff me dizzy]

Saw a different side to her tonight than I did on thursday night (last time I watched)

Shes vile, can you imagine Linda Nolan sat at home seeing Coleen say shes been wrong about julie ???????????

[chuff me dizzy]

Anyone bothering with BBOTS??

Yes v+ ing it hubby got remote now bb finsihed

[reece(:]

Shes vile, can you imagine Linda Nolan sat at home seeing Coleen say shes been wrong about julie ???????????
I can see Coleens point of view now, I found julie shouting ***** all the time before slightly funny but it's grating now. infact the whole act is, shame because I liked her when she was funny now she's being a whiny old bat.

[chuff me dizzy]

I can see Coleens point of view now, I found julie shouting ***** all the time before slightly funny but it's grating now. infact the whole act is, shame because I liked her when she was funny now she's being a whiny old bat.

First couple of days i liked her to ,even joined the bloody fan club :shocked::shocked: Not very often chuff is wrong :nono: but i was dead wrong on pissy gusset Coleen said tonight she was wrong about Julie, shes nice ,I couldnt get my bleeding breath ,lets have a £5 bet Julie nominated her

[reece(:]

First couple of days i liked her to ,even joined the bloody fan club :shocked::shocked: Not very often chuff is wrong :nono: but i was dead wrong on pissy gusset Coleen said tonight she was wrong about Julie, shes nice ,I couldnt get my bleeding breath ,lets have a £5 bet Julie nominated her
even though she likes EVERYONE, loves them all. playing up to the Granny role tonight, such a let down :(

[chuff me dizzy]

even though she likes EVERYONE, loves them all. playing up to the Granny role tonight, such a let down :(

:cloud::mad:

[Kazanne]

LOL,LOL @ Julian