Celebrity Big Brother Ch5 9PM Monday 27/8/12

[arista]

9PM -10PM tonight

Bit On The Side 11PM Ch5

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"Plotting: The Situation and Ashley discuss
their positions with the women of the house"

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"Gossip: The Situation and Prince Lorenzo
begin to suspect they are being played"

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Danica and Rhian


QOTD: Who do you think will do well in the task
which we view tomorrow?
And on tonights Bit On The Side 11PM CH5
due to celeb wedding 10pm slot on mondays only.

[arista]

this thread is 7PM

And I never Cheat

[Mrluvaluva]

Julie starts tonight's show off in good fashion tonight...

"Today, housemates will nominate for the third time. Julie is worried about nominations and has come into the diary room to talk to Big Brother. “I’ve not come around yet,” she says and mentions that she may feel alright once she’s been to the toilet. “I’m glad I’m still here, I’m a survivor and this (nominations) is all part of the Big Brother experience,” she muses. “When I have a poo I’ll start to think who I could bear to live without,” she remarks."

:laugh:

[arista]

We Can Only have One Thread

[Mrluvaluva]

good post

:nono: Arista and yourself will be merged into one....What a thought?

[arista]

Julie starts tonight's show off in good fashion tonight...

"Today, housemates will nominate for the third time. Julie is worried about nominations and has come into the diary room to talk to Big Brother. “I’ve not come around yet,” she says and mentions that she may feel alright once she’s been to the toilet. “I’m glad I’m still here, I’m a survivor and this (nominations) is all part of the Big Brother experience,” she muses. “When I have a poo I’ll start to think who I could bear to live without,” she remarks."



:laugh:


Yes she is One of a kind

[Mrluvaluva]

http://www.allaccess.com/assets/img/editorial/raw/me/merge.jpg

[Kazanne]

Where is everyone.

[Johnnyuk123]

Dianca's mask clearly hanging off her face.

[Gstar]

Where is everyone.

This

I kept refreshing was like =S

[GypsyGoth]

I almost forgot it was on :laugh:

[Livia]

I was looking for an Aristathread.

[Kazanne]

This

I kept refreshing was like =S

me too:joker::joker:

[Jordan.]

I am here, missed the first part thanks to the microwave not working faster :idc:

[Kazanne]

I was looking for an Aristathread.

i think they are merged,I was looking for that one too:hugesmile:

[Johnnyuk123]

All the boys are not interested in Danica now that they know she is trying to rinse them, so now she has put all her attention onto Julian, she is gonna rinse the mince.

[Locke.]

It was on for about 4 minutes before the adverts came on, is it always like that?

[Gstar]

This series is getting so bad

CBB9 >>>>>>>>> CBB10

[GypsyGoth]

QOTD: Who do you think will do well in the task
which we view tomorrow? I don't know what it is but I'm gonna guess Harvey

QOTD1will the boys gang up on the girls tonight No, I think everyone will people they don't like, it won't be that tactical

QOTD2 will Harvey sign 21 secs to go at any point in the next week I don't know

[Kazanne]

Julian not liking the Daily Mail,lol

[Kazanne]

Oh gosh Julie is in mummy mode again

[Livia]

YES is the answer you're groping for, Mike.

[Black Dagger]

This series is so ****ing dull.

[GypsyGoth]

Sam really got to him when she said his career was mediocre. But I think he should face facts, if he had a good career he wouldn't be in CBB.

[Livia]

Sam really got to him when she said his career was mediocre. But I think he should face facts, if he had a good career he wouldn't be in CBB.

The same must apply to Samantha then.

[Livia]

I don't know what it is about the Prince. He's handsome and all that... there's just something unpleasantly dorky about him.

[Kazanne]

Danica taking it all in,lol

[Kazanne]

have to admit never heard of harvey either

[Brother Leon]

Go on Harvey.

[Jordan.]

Harvey was in love with Coleen last week :suspect:

[Gstar]

Harvey she didn't get you involved, you got yourself involved

[GypsyGoth]

The same must apply to Samantha then.

I don't read the daily mail, so I don't know, but it wouldn't surprise me if she took this opportunity so she would have material for articles.

[Kazanne]

is that harvey cuddling Colleen and he's just nommed her,well I never

[Livia]

I don't read the daily mail, so I don't know, but it wouldn't surprise me if she took this opportunity so she would have material for articles.

You didn't strike me as a Daily Mail kinda girl... So, I guess we'll never know what the bloody hell she drones on about in the future.

[Shaun]

first burnt couch-related nomination right there

[Gstar]

Omg, Rhian didn't nominate Ashley >.<

[Shaun]

making people have feelings for her? LOL

[Jordan.]

Ash nominating Rhian :worship:

[thesheriff443]

she works hard for her money.lol

[Kazanne]

making people have feelings for her? LOL

How old is this kid,LOL

[GypsyGoth]

Ash nominating Rhian :worship:

That surprised me.

I thought he liked her.

[Shaun]

just make this week a double eviction tbh, wouldn't care about any of them going

[Shaun]

:joker: Coleen calling herself a two-faced bitch

[thesheriff443]

How old is this kid,LOL

he has a hard on so you cant blame him.

[Gstar]

Samantha is really active, always working out and in her sweat pants

[minty3]

ashley has a mental age of a 10 year old

[Gstar]

Martin :worship:

[Shaun]

Martin's noms :worship:

[Kazanne]

he has a hard on so you cant blame him.

Doesn't take much for some does it?

[Kazanne]

In other words Danica ,Martin has not pandered to your flirting,lol same for Rhain

[Shaun]

poor Sam :(

[Jordan.]

Why can none of them pronounce Rhian right :idc:

[thesheriff443]

Doesn't take much for some does it?

so true, what a sticky mess:joker:

[Gstar]

Nobody is nominating Ashley FFS :@@@@@@@

[Kazanne]

The Situation begging for all you British girls,lol

[Johnnyuk123]

Well done the occasional table!

[Jordan.]

Not much happening in these highlights...

[GypsyGoth]

Nobody is nominating Ashley FFS :@@@@@@@

I think he fades into the background. They prob forget he's there.

[thesheriff443]

The Situation begging for all you British girls,lol

makes me wish i had a p*ssy.lol

[Locke.]

That Situation quote comparing himself to George Clooney needs to be found and sigged

[Brother Leon]

So Rhian nommed Sitch?


See ya later :idc:

[Jamie585]

this is boring :idc:

[Kazanne]

Julie pretending to be interested in Sams story,LOL

[GypsyGoth]

Julie pretending to be interested in Sams story,LOL

:laugh:

[thesheriff443]

Julie pretending to be interested in Sams story,LOL

just like the rest of us!:joker:

[Kazanne]

just like the rest of us!:joker:

That's true:hugesmile:

[Johnnyuk123]

Samantha has already got a deal for her story upon exiting the house.lol

[Kazanne]

Julian glazing over comment!! LOL

[Shaun]

And we could have got rid of this bore. :bored:

[Kazanne]

Is Julian asleep,lol

[Brother Leon]

Sitch is amazing.

[Kazanne]

Sitch is amazing.

How so ?

[Jamie585]

this is sooo boring

[Candy Annie Cane]

Is Julian asleep,lol

I am :joker:

[Kazanne]

That Sam might be an ok woman but who the **** told her she was beautiful? they lie

[Kazanne]

I am :joker:

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Brother Leon]

Lorenzo is such a simp.

Hate these sorta guys lol.

[Shaun]

bit presumptuous to say Rhian would go before "if I go", Danica :nono:

[Gstar]

Why is Julie always chewing? lol

[GypsyGoth]

Why is Julie always chewing? lol

I think it's cause she can't smoke whenever she wants.

[thesheriff443]

That Sam might be an ok woman but who the **** told her she was beautiful? they lie

sam is lovely

[Candy Annie Cane]

Why is Julie always chewing? lol

She a chain smoker so I am guessing it is nicotine gum....but it looks awful

[Johnnyuk123]

Julian LOL

[Jordan.]

I like Bricky again, she can be forgiven for abusing Jasmine last night.

[Kazanne]

sam is lovely

She might be but she aint the most beautiful:joker:imo of course

[Black Dagger]

I like Samantha Brick... how strange.

She's just cute... can I use the term cute for a 40+ year old woman?

[thesheriff443]

She might be but she aint the most beautiful:joker:imo of course

i have not seen you so i cant compare:joker:

[Locke.]

Lorenzo isn't doing himself any favours :(

Mike is starting to be more like the Mike of Jersey Shore day by day now aswell, things will get interesting soon

[Johnnyuk123]

Danica and Rhian will now spend the next few days walking about in skimpy underwear trying to save their own skin.

[Kazanne]

i have not seen you so i cant compare:joker:

I'm just a bitch:joker::joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

Julian performs the first ever blow job in the diary live on national tv.

[Gstar]

I thought it was nicotine gum but it obviously isn't helping because she still smokes as much as she chews :joker:

Samantha is probably one of my faves, she's just very dull D:

[thesheriff443]

I'm just a bitch:joker::joker:

i love a good bitch:joker:

[Kazanne]

i love a good bitch:joker:

:joker::joker:Well I'm right here:hugesmile:I'm probably more bad than good

[Shaun]

:joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

rampant the rabbit and big bush out of control. LOL

[Kazanne]

Julians story is hilarious ,I'm crying here,only Julian could do this

[Jordan.]

"Harvey was like a pig in ****" :joker:

[Kazanne]

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:: joker:

[thesheriff443]

:joker::joker:Well I'm right here:hugesmile:I'm probably more bad than good

do you want me to call you bad girl?:joker:

[Kazanne]

He's so quick witted

[Shaun]

-asks Harry if the Portsmouth streets are indeed filled with seamen-

[Kazanne]

do you want me to call you bad girl?:joker:

You can call me what you like honey:hugesmile:

[Kazanne]

LOL,LOL,LOL class from Julian

[Johnnyuk123]

Julian LOLOLOL

[Brother Leon]

What filth :idc:

[thesheriff443]

You can call me what you like honey:hugesmile:

im calling at yours:joker:

[Jordan.]

:worship:

[Kazanne]

im calling at yours:joker:

I'll leave the key under the mat:joker:

[Livia]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww.... dogs. They're the best thing ever.

[Kazanne]

Aw Julians doggies,lol

[Johnnyuk123]

How cute are those two.

[Gstar]

His dogs are sooooo cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttteeee

[Shaun]

"They're sick and tired of the constant references to buggery and oral" :laugh3:

[Livia]

They're so waggy.

[thesheriff443]

I'll leave the key under the mat:joker:

the garden shed will do:joker:

[Kazanne]

the garden shed will do:joker:

You tart!!!:hugesmile:

[thesheriff443]

You tart!!!:hugesmile:

you love it:joker:

[GypsyGoth]

They're so waggy.

:laugh:

I must admit Julian has been the star of this ep. And he made me laugh.

[Jords]

Samantha :lovedup:

[Kazanne]

Well other than Julian that was boring!

[Johnnyuk123]

Yes Samantha the only thing real about you is the two page special in the daily mail contract that you signed before entering the house!

[Kazanne]

you love it:joker:

Always:evilgrin:

[Black Dagger]

Twitter saying Julian gave his dog oral. :bored:

Bellends.

Samantha got so much air-time tonight, glad I didn't stick to my 'one shot for everytime she utters a word'

[Jordan.]

Noooo Natalie :mad:

[Livia]

We're having a bit of a Kazanne/Sheriff showmance this evening I see...

[Black Dagger]

Natalie Cassidy is back. :bored:

[thesheriff443]

Well other than Julian that was boring!

very true:xyxwave:

[Gstar]

Nikki Grahame - yay

Natalie Cassidy - No!

[Kazanne]

We're having a bit of a Kazanne/Sheriff showmance this evening I see...

:joker::joker:Livia he is coming on to me:evilgrin:

[Livia]

Natalie Cassidy is back. :bored:

Why oh why oh why...

[thesheriff443]

We're having a bit of a Kazanne/Sheriff showmance this evening I see...

dont say that it will be all over twitter:joker:

[Livia]

:joker::joker:Livia he is coming on to me:evilgrin:

You're working on your Amazon wish list, aren't you.

[Kazanne]

dont say that it will be all over twitter:joker:

:joker::joker::joker: and they are bound to get it wrong:hugesmile:

[Livia]

dont say that it will be all over twitter:joker:

It's trending worldwide, I hear...

[Black Dagger]

Why oh why oh why...

Maybe she has ran out of baked beans?

[Kazanne]

You're working on your Amazon wish list, aren't you.

I'm on to it now,just hope the sheriff is has some dosh,I'm not free but I'm cheap:joker::joker::joker:

[Livia]

Maybe she has ran out of baked beans?

She's such a plank.

[thesheriff443]

:joker::joker::joker: and they are bound to get it wrong:hugesmile:

you know that david beckham's name is bound to get mentioned:joker:

[Livia]

I'm on to it now,just hope the sheriff is has some dosh,I'm not free but I'm cheap:joker::joker::joker:

Start with the free kindle books... show him you're not just in it for the gain.

[Kazanne]

you know that david beckham's name is bound to get mentioned:joker:

Aw,hope not dont like Golden balls:joker:

[thesheriff443]

I'm on to it now,just hope the sheriff is has some dosh,I'm not free but I'm cheap:joker::joker::joker:

i think i could give you one:joker:

[Kazanne]

Start with the free kindle books... show him you're not just in it for the gain.

I thought you said 'pain' there for a minute Livia:joker::joker:I hope i can at least work him up to an iphone:hugesmile:

[Kazanne]

i think i could give you one:joker:

:joker::joker::joker:careful:shocked:

[thesheriff443]

:joker::joker::joker:careful:shocked:

big,:joker: lol

[Kazanne]

big,:joker: lol

:colour::blush2:

[thesheriff443]

:colour::blush2:

stop it, your dribbling:joker:

[Johnnyuk123]

Danica is now walking around the house in her bra and knickers handing out the argos catalog to the guys with items marked so they know what to order for her before she gets evicted.

[Kazanne]

stop it, your dribbling:joker:

meet me tomorow ,same time same place,:joker:

[thesheriff443]

meet me tomorow ,same time same place,:joker:

cant wait:joker: