Celebrity Big Brother Ch5 10PM Tuesday 28/8/12

[michael21]

:dance:

[michael21]

QOTD1 who the bigest game player in the house

QOTD2 who the best housemate so far

[Beso]

danica
the situation.

[michael21]

danica
the situation.

interesting

[michael21]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRZ1W0QNekUcGDmGDTVsykg92AhOIRwF BBzMrGLvXj9ibvs-gvi&t=1

more of this please

[Enid]

Is this usually on at 10pm? I've only just caught up. I'm gonna be knackered. D:

[Jordan.]

:amazed:

[Vanessa]

Hello everyone! :xyxwave:

[PrincessIona]

Urgh, Julie does my head in

[GypsyGoth]

I think Julie only pretends to be that happy in the mornings.

[Kazanne]

Hello everyone! :xyxwave:

:xyxwave::xyxwave:Hi there

[Vanessa]

This task sounds great! :amazed:

[Kazanne]

Martin looks more like Santa,lol

[GypsyGoth]

Martin looks more like Santa,lol

He does :laugh:

[Jordan.]

Julie = producers favourite

[Kazanne]

He does :laugh:

Wouldn't mind him filling my stocking,LOL

[Vanessa]

Martin looks more like Santa,lol

Spying on the housemates! This is going to be great! :dance:

[GypsyGoth]

Wouldn't mind him filling my stocking,LOL

:laugh3:

[Kazanne]

Spying on the housemates! This is going to be great! :dance:

Hope so:joker::joker: looks good so far

[slickster24]

omg a half naked sexy woman, is this the same producer?

[Johnnyuk123]

LOL Julie.

[Vanessa]

The cherubs have really nice bums! :amazed::evilgrin:

[PrincessIona]

Julie is a disgusting pervy old woman

[Munchkins]

This is very cringey watching already

[Livia]

I say... I like the cut of that cherub's gib.

[Johnnyuk123]

Julie looked at Julian before asking for the banana. lolol

[Munchkins]

OH GOD not the banana again
Julie is repulsive, please stop this

[Vanessa]

Julie! :joker::joker:

[Kazanne]

OMG YUk,lol

[slickster24]

ughhhh

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Gillian-73]

Eurgh this scene is horrid

[PrincessIona]

This is really putting me off bananas

[Livia]

What's the matter with you lot? She's old. She's not dead.

[Johnnyuk123]

Too funny. LOL

[MTVN]

Well that was bloody boring :idc:

[Munchkins]

It just went too far then
horrible ew

[Kazanne]

LOl has Ashsley got any dignity to sacrifice

[Vanessa]

Julie : I think i've died and gone to heaven! :laugh:

[chuff me dizzy]

If anyone think Julie and the banana is"fun" i pity them I truly do

[thesheriff443]

i felt sorry for the bananna:joker:

[Locke.]

Well that was disturbing

[Gstar]

I'm in a very horrid mood today so I'm gonna be negative about everything.

Another tacky task, I officially hate the music/sound effects. That Julie scene eating the banana was absolutely disgusting, I had to turn away.

[Johnnyuk123]

I'd rather watch Julie munching on a banana than Danica rinsing the guys for the umpteenth time.

[Munchkins]

If Danica/Rhian had done that with the banana they would be called sluts and dirty
but its funny because the 70 year old is doing it :rolleyes:

[Livia]

Julian should have had that task. He'd be in his bloody element.

[Vanessa]

I'd rather watch Julie munching on a banana than Danica rinsing the guys for the umpteenth time.

Me too! :thumbs:

[Johnnyuk123]

Danica has apparently packed her suitcase with 47 argos catalogs to hand out to her rinsing victims.

[chuff me dizzy]

Well that was disturbing

She is some poor sods Mother, and maybe someones Grandmother, that is sick

[thesheriff443]

i remember when julian wore shorts like that:joker:

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2: I love this task.

[Gillian-73]

Martin absolutely loving it :D

[Livia]

They should have given them both a lighter.

[Vanessa]

Martin is enjoying this task a little too much! :joker::joker:

[Munchkins]

I am so sick of her bloody swearing

[Enid]

This task is embarrassingly bad...

[Kazanne]

martin is loving this a bit too much,LOL

[Livia]

Harvey? Really...?

[PrincessIona]

I am so sick of her bloody swearing

Me too, she is so common

[Munchkins]

Eurgh Harvey, his ego is going to be even bigger

[Kazanne]

Common as muck!

[Gillian-73]

Was that Julie's chewing i could hear quite loud then?

[AnnieK]

Julie is doing us mancunians proud....not

[Vanessa]

Bitching! :amazed:

[Munchkins]

Coleen is now screwed then.. they wont pick her as a god

[Gillian-73]

Some impact that ay

[Kazanne]

Bit of an over reaction Julie the pie was hardly pressed hard!!!

[Braden]

omfg, Julie is such an over dramatic cow :laugh2:

[Livia]

That pie wasn't hard! She should have felt it if Chuff had hit her with it...

[Enid]

ROFL "IMPACT!"

Julie is such a bull$hitter...

[Gstar]

I hope they reveal on BOTS why Julie is always chewing

Julie is going down in my rankings as well btw

[MTVN]

Think Julie might be exaggerating that pie incident a tad

[chuff me dizzy]

Julie you lying poisonous old TWAT so glad bb showed Coleen DID NOT nearly knock her teeth out, Get Linda back on BBBOTS

[Kazanne]

That pie wasn't hard! She should have felt it if Chuff had hit her with it...

:joker::joker::joker:Thinking in pictures here

[Munchkins]

I really don't like how they decide
they just wont pick the people they dont like

[chuff me dizzy]

:joker::joker::joker:Thinking in pictures here

I would have put a pissing boulder in the pie

[MTVN]

Ohh that's a harsh one

[Munchkins]

Martin & Situation won't take Rhian's nominations bad, so that's fine

[Kazanne]

I would have put a pissing boulder in the pie

:joker::joker::joker:I know you would Chuff

[Gillian-73]

Dignity Ashley, didn't know he had any to lose

[Munchkins]

Rhian should win this one tbh, but they will give it to little boy Ashley :rolleyes:

[Kazanne]

Dignity Ashley, didn't know he had any to lose

lol,exactly

[Gillian-73]

That pie wasn't hard! She should have felt it if Chuff had hit her with it...

Haha

[AnnieK]

Ashley could barely say dignity....bless

[Munchkins]

Oh fck sake not surprised Ashley is becoming a god..
Harvey and Ashley eurgh kill me

[MTVN]

This task is sh*t

[Gstar]

Ashley serves NO purpose in that house. To think that Jasmine is out and he's still there makes my blood boil

[Livia]

Poseidon... because he smells like fish.

[slickster24]

Danica has this amazing sex appeal

[Brother Leon]

Poor Ashley. What courage.

[Gstar]

Oh ffs, IF Ashley is immune from nominations ...

Breathe Makosi breathe

[Munchkins]

I'm getting more fed up of this series each day that goes by..

[chuff me dizzy]

:joker::joker::joker:I know you would Chuff

Jesus How i HATE that old slag ,how DARE she backstab Coleen ?

[Kazanne]

Danica has this amazing sex appeal

Does she? cant see it myself:hugesmile:

[Locke.]

Danica only deciding to attack Mike while she has him outnumbered 4 to 1.

She must leave tomorrow :idc:

[thesheriff443]

Does she? cant see it myself:hugesmile:

spec savers two for one.lol

[Kazanne]

Jesus How i HATE that old slag ,how DARE she backstab Coleen ?

Colleen didn't even say anything bad,did she?

[Johnnyuk123]

Why have BB edited out Danica's comment to the situation? She actually said... i love this millionaire ...long pause to correct herself..... then says....i mean Lorenzo.

[Munchkins]

The fact that Ashley, Harvey and Julie will all make the final, makes me die that little bit inside

[slickster24]

I can see how guys fall for her wicked ways.

[chuff me dizzy]

Does she? cant see it myself:hugesmile:

Me neither, its maybe buried deep ................... with her morals :idc:

[Kazanne]

spec savers two for one.lol

Erm,don't you start,and not speaking to you,you are late and you never should keep a lady waiting!!!!! be carefull how you reply to this:joker:

[Munchkins]

All the girls bar Julie will be gone by the final

[Gillian-73]

Colleen didn't even say anything bad,did she?

I didn't quite know what went on tbh

[chuff me dizzy]

Danica only deciding to attack Mike while she has him outnumbered 4 to 1.

She must leave tomorrow :idc:

Yes she picked her time

[Brother Leon]

Oh ffs, IF Ashley is immune from nominations ...

Breathe Makosi breathe

He's received 0 noms from the start. Makes no change.

[Gstar]

The fact that Ashley, Harvey and Julie will all make the final, makes me die that little bit inside

It actually scares me how Ashley might win because of the olympics and he'll get the #TeamGB vote -cries-

[thesheriff443]

Me neither, its maybe buried deep ................... with her morals :idc:

buried deep in danika:joker::joker::joker:

[chuff me dizzy]

I didn't quite know what went on tbh

Coleen never said anything bad

[Gillian-73]

Awwww he's upset Danica is chained to Lorenzo! Diddums

[Gstar]

He's received 0 noms from the start. Makes no change.

That's true, but it will still annoy me

[Enid]

Mike looks like a damn caveman. Chill out.

[thesheriff443]

Erm,don't you start,and not speaking to you,you are late and you never should keep a lady waiting!!!!! be carefull how you reply to this:joker:

every one loves a late comer!:joker:

[Munchkins]

Rhian will be gone tomorrow :( so sad

[Johnnyuk123]

Danica and Lorenzo getting close flicking through the argos mag she brought in, I think she is showing him the jewelry pages pointing at the highlighted stuff before she entered the house.

[Vanessa]

Coleen never said anything bad

I think they just don't like each other. :blush:

[Jordan.]

So boring tonight. Roll on the Mike/Danica arguement.

[AnnieK]

Mike looks like a damn caveman. Chill out.

Mike looks like Barney Rubble :joker:

[Kazanne]

every one loves a late comer!:joker:

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm,not sure about that:joker: better late than never I suppose

[Gillian-73]

Coleen never said anything bad

Thank you. Thought i must have missed something the way Harvey and Julie went on.

[Gstar]

I'm black and even I think Harvey saying "bruv" every 5 minutes is annoying/grating

[AnnieK]

So boring tonight. Roll on the Mike/Danica arguement.

I know, thats the only reason I have stayed watching

[Brother Leon]

Sitch,Ashley and Harvey's relationship is great.

[Enid]

HAHAHA yeeeeah, that's the reason why you're upset.

[MTVN]

I would laugh at Ashley too

[Munchkins]

Eurgh Samantha better go tomorrow.. so dull

[Livia]

Took you long enough, Mike. Bloody hell...

[Munchkins]

I would laugh at Ashley too

So would i, hes a pathetic little twat
sick of him

[GypsyGoth]

HAHAHA yeeeeah, that's the reason why you're upset.

:laugh2:

True, he's totally jealous.

[thesheriff443]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm,not sure about that:joker: better late than never I suppose

i have been here from the start.
i have been watching:joker:

[Gillian-73]

HAHAHA yeeeeah, that's the reason why you're upset.

I know who does he think he's kidding

[Withano]

Watching an ego getting crushed!

The Situation is ****ing pathetic.

[slickster24]

ahaha the situation

[Munchkins]

Seeing Ashley sat there, like hes a real god, makes me die :(

[slickster24]

that comment was great

[Gillian-73]

Such a child Mike

[Kazanne]

i have been here from the start.
i have been watching:joker:

Oh,you peeping Tom you :joker::joker::joker:

[Brother Leon]

Mike LOL!

[AnnieK]

Here we go yay

[Gillian-73]

Ha wrong Mike

[Jordan.]

Danica right for once

[thesheriff443]

Oh,you peeping Tom you :joker::joker::joker:

peeping john:joker:

[GiRTh]

Danica now loves Lorenzo eh?

[Jordan.]

She is destroying him :joker:

[Gillian-73]

He's gone red he's been had

[Kazanne]

I love Lorenzo,I wonder why,LOL

[Livia]

Lorenzo's in for a nipple-tweaking then.

[Munchkins]

Ooooh Danica is on a roll here

[Johnnyuk123]

Get the slag out!

[Suze]

Danica now loves Lorenzo eh?

She wants to be Princess Danica and live in a castle :D

[Gstar]

Julie is so fake

[Vanessa]

Danica now loves Lorenzo eh?

She loves his bank account! :joker::joker:

[AnnieK]

Why is mikes voice so high?????

[Kazanne]

Has Mike been nit picking ,I havent seen it

[Gillian-73]

Repeating her cos he had nothing to say

[Livia]

**** off now Danica.

[Brother Leon]

Lol. Mike keeping it cool and letting her hang herself.

[Vanessa]

Has Mike been nit picking ,I havent seen it

Me neither! Danica is talking rubbish! :bored:

[thesheriff443]

**** off now Danica.

agree

[AnnieK]

Danica had that won till she went too far.....didn't know when to shut up

[Suze]

For all that she is using some of the blokes, I am finding I still don't like Danica but I don't mind her quite as much now, and those lads are just absolutely pathetic.

[Munchkins]

This is such brilliant watching
I really hope Samantha goes.. Danica & Mike are bringing entertainment, and i like Rhian

[MTVN]

Samantha looking like a leper in the background

[Gillian-73]

Please walk away as she had started to anyway

[GiRTh]

Oh dear that wasnt very nice from either of them.

[Vanessa]

Mike is right. Danica is fake. :nono:

[Munchkins]

Ooooh Julie is enjoying being such a bitch in there

[Johnnyuk123]

BB once again edited out Dianca saying .. i don't give a ****** your worth 10 million co's this guy i'm strapped to is worth 300 million.

[GypsyGoth]

Samantha looking like a leper in the background

:laugh2:

[Enid]

Mike got told, lol...

[GiRTh]

The Gods have got it sussed.

[Gstar]

I actually like Danica now

[Munchkins]

Can Samantha seriously please go tomorrow

[Livia]

It always comes back to what someone is going to get her.

[Gillian-73]

From him, she added on lol

[PrincessIona]

She's not bothered bout presents... thats why she has a wishlist!

[Jordan.]

Don't be silly Sam

[Livia]

Julie getting some love from Harvey. Someone hold Chuff down.

[Johnnyuk123]

What a slag.

[Vanessa]

BB once again edited out Dianca saying .. i don't give a ****** your worth 10 million co's this guy i'm strapped to is worth 300 million.

:joker::joker: So true!

[chuff me dizzy]

Oh ffs get your head from up a 70 yr old ,pissed soaked arse Harvey, youve made the old bitch turn on her fake tears AGAIN

[chuff me dizzy]

Julie getting some love from Harvey. Someone hold Chuff down.

Hold me down ? FFS Hes pathetic ,and hes set the stage for more"Tears, " from humble Julie :devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil:: devil::devil:

[Kazanne]

Oh ffs get your head from up a 70 yr old ,pissed soaked arse Harvey, youve made the old bitch turn on her fake tears AGAIN

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Locke.]

Lorenzo is such an utter tool. What a waste of the potential he had at the start

[Johnnyuk123]

Danica thinks she is about to rinse the prince, hence the head in the groin technique to seal the deal.

[thesheriff443]

pass julie a bananna harvey.lol

[chuff me dizzy]

To think I used to like lorenzo,he needs to spend some of cash on a pair of balls and a backbone "I didnt have to jump in to defend you " I would like to see him try

[Suze]

Lorenzo is such an utter tool. What a waste of the potential he had at the start

He's nauseating isn't he.

[Vanessa]

Lorenzo is such an utter tool. What a waste of the potential he had at the start

It looks like he chose the wrong side! If Danica goes tomorrow he'll look like a twat! :joker:

[Brother Leon]

Lorenzo has just become a pure simp.


Everything I hate.

[chuff me dizzy]

I dont think my nerves can take much more, im shaking like a ****ting dog ,PLEASE let me in there for 5 minutes

[Livia]

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

I asked someone to hold her down...

[Enid]

Mike is so comical! Stomping around like a toddler. <3

[chuff me dizzy]

Lorenzo has just become a pure simp.


Everything I hate.

He belongs on that lead, with the slut guiding him about ,like a mongrel

[Vanessa]

I dont think my nerves can take much more, im shaking like a ****ting dog ,PLEASE let me in there for 5 minutes

Get Danica out! I can't stand her anymore! :bawling:

[Gillian-73]

I dont think my nerves can take much more, im shaking like a ****ting dog ,PLEASE let me in there for 5 minutes

:laugh2: have a glug of wine

[Livia]

I dont think my nerves can take much more, im shaking like a ****ting dog ,PLEASE let me in there for 5 minutes

LMAO... I love it. I'm nicking it.

[chuff me dizzy]

Not a tears in sight ,you hardfaced, pissed soaked old twat

[Kazanne]

I asked someone to hold her down...

I don't think anyone could hold Chuff down the mood she's in:joker::joker:

[Gillian-73]

What the hell is Julie upset about

[thesheriff443]

dont hold back chuff:joker:

[PrincessIona]

Julie acting like she's their mother again :bored:

[chuff me dizzy]

LMAO... I love it. I'm nicking it.

Im FUMING !!!!!!!!!!

[Munchkins]

Oh shut the **** up Julie
i really hope Danica definitely stays tomorrow

[GypsyGoth]

Im FUMING !!!!!!!!!!

:laugh:

[Vanessa]

I don't think anyone could hold Chuff down the mood she's in:joker::joker:

No one should ever hold Chuff down! I love her honesty! :devil:

[Black Dagger]

It's really bad how much I like a Daily Mail journalist. :laugh:

[Gillian-73]

None of his business Samantha

[Livia]

It's really bad how much I like a Daily Mail journalist. :laugh:

LOL... I never thought I'd find myself agreeing with one!

[Vanessa]

It's really bad how much I like a Daily Mail journalist. :laugh:

I quite like her now as well. :hugesmile:

[Munchkins]

Samantha will not add anything to the house if she stays

[Gillian-73]

Oh Lorenzo

[Jordan.]

Lorenzo :joker:

[Livia]

FFS... She's a nightmare.

[Suze]

It's really bad how much I like a Daily Mail journalist. :laugh:

I don't mind her either.

[Vanessa]

WTF is Danica doing? Cheap tart! :nono:

[GiRTh]

LMAO The Gods are all shaking their heads./

[Gillian-73]

Ashley calling Julie nana

[Munchkins]

Eurgh Ashley just **** off you too Harvey

[Kazanne]

Martin has them sussed

[GiRTh]

She's gonna get slaughtered when she comes out.

[Livia]

It would be someone just like you. Oh ******* OFF!

[Brother Leon]

Barf lol

[Gillian-73]

Lorenzo shut up now.

[PrincessIona]

Oh she is totally fishing!

[Livia]

The Gods having a good laugh... makes me laugh...

[Vanessa]

Danica rinsng the prince! And he's falling for it! What a fool! :joker:

[GiRTh]

LMFAO Prince is gonna be so embarrassed when he comes out.

[Angus]

C.r.i.n.g.e.

[Livia]

She is SO obvious, and he is such a tool.

[Kazanne]

Hope someone tells Lorenzo

[thesheriff443]

suckeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

[Suze]

Lorenzo shut up now.

I expect if he is up again, he will get evicted first. I can see him getting booed again.

[Gillian-73]

Bloody fool

[Vanessa]

LMFAO He's gonna be so embarrassed when he comes out.

He'll have no money left if he's not careful! :shocked::hugesmile:

[GiRTh]

This just confirms Danica preys on weak minded men.

[Livia]

Bloody fool

Yep, a fool with money. And we all know what they say about a fool and his money...

[Gillian-73]

I expect if he is up again, he will get evicted first. I can see him getting booed again.

I agree he's made himself look like a right fool

[thesheriff443]

you just know it prince is the kind who cant get it up or keep it up.lol

[Enid]

I wish I could play guys as well as her. :(

[chuff me dizzy]

No one should ever hold Chuff down! I love her honesty! :devil:

It would take a strong man !! well how ive managed to watch tonights show with a heart attack or smashing my tv up I dont know ,I must be more placid than I thought, what with the ***** and her lap dog and Harvey getting clinkers on his lips with asslicker the piss pad covered old twat,and then she said "I love everyone, I always think good of people" This must go dwon as one of the worst hl8s for years

[Gillian-73]

Yep, a fool with money. And we all know what they say about a fool and his money...

You'd think he'd know the signs, i imagine with his money hes had his share of gold diggers trying their luck

[Vanessa]

you just know it prince is the kind who cant get it up or keep it up.lol

It's not his body she's after. It's his 300 millions! :hugesmile:

[chuff me dizzy]

I wish I could play guys as well as her. :(

No you dont, keep your pride love

[MTVN]

Lorenzo reeling Danica in I see

[chuff me dizzy]

Wait while Carole gets into Julie !!!!!!!!

[Vanessa]

It would take a strong man !! well how ive managed to watch tonights show with a heart attack or smashing my tv up I dont know ,I must be more placid than I thought, what with the ***** and her lap dog and Harvey getting clinkers on his lips with asslicker the piss pad covered old twat,and then she said "I love everyone, I always think good of people" This must go dwon as one of the worst hl8s for years

Imagine if Danica goes tomorrow! Lorenzo will look like a fool! :joker:

[thesheriff443]

It's not his body she's after. It's his 300 millions! :hugesmile:

thats all he has to offer!
what a weak excuse of a man.

[Angus]

You'd think he'd know the signs, i imagine with his money hes had his share of gold diggers trying their luck


Sadly when Mr Todger takes over, most men lose their ability to think straight:joker:

[Kazanne]

Feel kinda sorry for him,but really why be lead by his dick!