Is sticking your face in a mans crotch the new kissing?

[jet]

Lorenzo looked embarrassed then told Danica she was the sort of GF he wanted. Is this the new kissing? Will it catch on? :joker:

[Monkey Slut]

She was covering her head because it was raining. You people will pick at anything she does. :idc:

[Josy]

Yeah wtf was that all about?

And I honestly don't think Lorenzos as gullible as a lot of people are thinking, sometimes you can tell by his face that he's really thinking things through, maybe he's trying to play her as much as she's playing him?

[Ramsay]

She was covering her head because it was raining. You people will pick at anything she does. :idc:

this^

[Josy]

She was covering her head because it was raining. You people will pick at anything she does. :idc:

Normally people would go inside if its raining not stick their face in a mans crotch.

[chuff me dizzy]

She was covering her head because it was raining. You people will pick at anything she does. :idc:

Oh Jesus Christ and all his angels :bored: are you on commission ?

[MTVN]

Yeah wtf was that all about?

And I honestly don't think Lorenzos as gullible as a lot of people are thinking, sometimes you can tell by his face that he's really thinking things through, maybe he's trying to play her as much as she's playing him?

Yeah he isn't, he's said a couple of times about her having a game and like a lady on BOTS said he'll have met a lot of girls like her before

[Jordan.]

Normally people would go inside if its raining not stick their face in a mans crotch.

Wasn't she tied to him? he was having a fag.

[Monkey Slut]

Normally people would go inside if its raining not stick their face in a mans crotch.

She was chain to Lorenzo and he was smoking.

[Josy]

Wasn't she tied to him? he was having a fag.

And he asked her twice if she would like to go inside but she chose to stick her head in his crotch instead.

[Cherie]

Yeah he isn't, he's said a couple of times about her having a game and like a lady on BOTS said he'll have met a lot of girls like her before

Exactly, on the Batchlor he will have met many Danicas.

[chuff me dizzy]

And he asked her twice if she would like to go inside but she chose to stick her head in his crotch instead.

Its her livlihood

[Trasadkel1]

She was covering her head because it was raining. You people will pick at anything she does. :idc:

Well thanks for that advice. I will know what to do next time I forget my umbrella. Grab the nearest man and stick my head in his crotch. I have heard of seeing no fault in your favourites but really !!

[michael21]

Lorenzo looked embarrassed then told Danica she was the sort of GF he wanted. Is this the new kissing? Will it catch on? :joker:

i hope so

[michael21]

And he asked her twice if she would like to go inside but she chose to stick her head in his crotch instead.

she no what see doing keeping her hair dry

[InOne]

She was just covering her hair from the rain. Really don't see the problem...

[jet]

She was covering her head because it was raining. You people will pick at anything she does. :idc:

Oh right. We all use men's crotches for that. Yeah.

[Monkey Slut]

Well thanks for that advice. I will know what to do next time I forget my umbrella. Grab the nearest man and stick my head in his crotch. I have heard of seeing no fault in your favourites but really !!

It's more of a case of picking fault at everything Danica does.

[jet]

She was just covering her hair from the rain. Really don't see the problem...

This has to win the prize for the most deluded statement about a favourite ever. :crazy: :joker:

[Scotialinz]

Oh right. We all use men's crotches for that. Yeah.

I do it all the time. . . . . Well, that was before I was arrested for it :hmph:

[InOne]

This has to win the prize for the most deluded statement about a favourite ever. :crazy: :joker:

So just because you can't see what's straight infront of you and you have to nitpick on little things she does to try put a downer on her MY statement is deluded? I don't think so Sonny Jim.

[gravity]

She was giving him dry head

[gravity]

oh right. We all use men's crotches for that. Yeah.

lmaoooooo

[Vanessa]

She was giving him dry head

:joker::joker:

[kistar]

This has to win the prize for the most deluded statement about a favourite ever. :crazy: :joker:

I second that , oh my god how naive can you get , we must remind ourselves though forum members are as young as 13 so I am guessing the deluded comment was from that demographic.

[GypsyGoth]

She was just covering her hair from the rain. Really don't see the problem...

:laugh2:

[InOne]

I second that , oh my god how naive can you get , we must remind ourselves though forum members are as young as 13 so I am guessing the deluded comment was from that demographic.

Or all this hate comes from bitter old men and women who are out of touch with society. I'd say I'm about spot on.

[GypsyGoth]

I second that , oh my god how naive can you get , we must remind ourselves though forum members are as young as 13 so I am guessing the deluded comment was from that demographic.

InOne has a point, it was raining pretty heavy.

[InOne]

InOne has a point, it was raining pretty heavy.

Exactly, and Danica is a team player, if she had run in from the rain and left him out there they would've failed. Just shows what a wonderful person and HM she is really. All that consideration she gives and she just gets hate :bored:

[jet]

Exactly, and Danica is a team player, if she had run in from the rain and left him out there they would've failed. Just shows what a wonderful person and HM she is really. All that consideration she gives and she just gets hate :bored:


Pleaseeeeeeeeeeee sto-sto-stop you are killing me..my sides are hurting from laughing. OMG :joker::joker::joker:

[gravity]

Exactly, and Danica is a team player, if she had run in from the rain and left him out there they would've failed. Just shows what a wonderful person and HM she is really. All that consideration she gives and she just gets hate :bored:

Your a force loool

[jet]

Or all this hate comes from bitter old men and women who are out of touch with society. I'd say I'm about spot on.

And to think that at 13 I was playing cowboys and Indians, now you young things are using crotches for umbrella's and all sorts. That's progress I suppose.:joker:

[InOne]

Pleaseeeeeeeeeeee sto-sto-stop you are killing me..my sides are hurting from laughing. OMG :joker::joker::joker:

You know I'm right, which is why you don't really have a reply. Posting some :joker::joker::joker: doesn't make what I'm saying less true I'm a afraid.


A little lesson in the ways of the forum for you jet - InOne is always right.

[InOne]

And to think that at 13 I was playing cowboys and Indians, now you young things are using crotches for umbrella's and all sorts. That's progress I suppose.:joker:

She used the bottom of his jacket, actually. :)

[joeysteele]

She sure wasn't bothered as to any rain when quizzing him about what kind of girl he wanted for a girlfriend,her head was well up to hear all he was going to say on that one,rain or no rain.

[jet]

You know I'm right, which is why you don't really have a reply. Posting some :joker::joker::joker: doesn't make what I'm saying less true I'm a afraid.


A little lesson in the ways of the forum for you jet - InOne is always right.

You are just having us on. You are either a wind up merchant or you really are 13 or thereabouts. If you are that young, shouldn't you be in beddie bye?

[jet]

She sure wasn't bothered as to any rain when quizzing him about what kind of girl he wanted for a girlfriend,her head was well up to hear all he was going to say on that one,rain or no rain.

Spot on!

[InOne]

You are just having us on. You are either a wind up merchant or you really are 13 or thereabouts. If you are that young, shouldn't you be in beddie bye?

I gave my opinion and that's that. You were the one who got silly.

[armand.kay]

God. Imagine how the girl would behave on Noah's ark :shocked:

[rusticgal]

And he asked her twice if she would like to go inside but she chose to stick her head in his crotch instead.

This.

[jet]

God. Imagine how the girl would behave on Noah's ark :shocked:

:joker:
Or can you imagine her on a rainy day in London? I mean, a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do to keep her hair dry and some stockbroker swiping her away with his briefcase when she buries his head in his crotch just isn't on. Men just don't understand a women's needs, do they? :hugesmile:

[Jamie585]

Yes of course.. you need to get down with the kids!! ;)

[kistar]

Or all this hate comes from bitter old men and women who are out of touch with society. I'd say I'm about spot on.

Firstly I am not old secondly shouldn't you be in bed and thirdly don't worry about your spots they will get better as grow up.

[InOne]

Firstly I am not old secondly shouldn't you be in bed and thirdly don't worry about your spots they will get better as grow up.

You seem younger than me, throwing random insults that don't mean anything when getting owned all over the forum. I think it's your bedtime dear, you've had too much orange squash and got a bit giddy.

[kistar]

InOne has a point, it was raining pretty heavy.

Yeah like what is a girl to do but head (that's head not give head) to the first wealthy male crotch and bury your face in it, whilst holding a teddy bear.:joker:

[kistar]

You seem younger than me, throwing random insults that don't mean anything when getting owned all over the forum. I think it's your bedtime dear, you've had too much orange squash and got a bit giddy.
So you are 13 , well you have a lot to learn ,but that's ok as long as you be street wise and know the games people play you won't get hurt.xxx

[alex_front2]

Danica is trying to intoduce a more sexual side to her seduction and possible relationship with Lorenzo.

Hes not as forward as Mike and is wary of her boyfriend. She wants to keep the attaction alive 'oh what type of girl do you go for?' She knows lorenzo can move away from her at anytine so she needs Lozza to know she likes him.

[InOne]

So you are 13 , well you have a lot to learn ,but that's ok as long as you be street wise and know the games people play you won't get hurt.xxx

If I'm 13 when I said you seem younger than me then it means you're not allowed on this site. Checkmate.

[the truth]

Or all this hate comes from bitter old men and women who are out of touch with society. I'd say I'm about spot on.

can i put my face in your crotch on national tv? would your boyfriend mind? would you mind? Im pretty sure my missus would cut my willy off too

[InOne]

can i put my face in your crotch on national tv? would your boyfriend mind? would you mind? Im pretty sure my missus would cut my willy off too

She put her head under the bottom of his jacket...

[kistar]

She put her head under the bottom of his jacket...

Oh my god sooooooooooooooooooo naive it's hilarious!

[InOne]

Oh my god sooooooooooooooooooo naive it's hilarious!

It's what she did, to protect her lovely hair from the rain...

[kistar]

So In one , when Julie was eating the banana I'm guessing you were at home watching in silence , when the rest of us were laughing our heads off because of what she was alluding to?

[InOne]

So In one , when Julie was eating the banana I'm guessing you were at home watching in silence , when the rest of us were laughing our heads off because of what she was alluding to?

I know very well what she was alluding to, she's a dirty old wench. And that's Mr InOne to you.

[kistar]

It's what she did, to protect her lovely hair from the rain...

So do you think Harvey and Ashley are bitter and old and out of touch?because they both seemed to think what I think.

[the truth]

She put her head under the bottom of his jacket...

yes and if you go back to biology class this is the area known as the crotch and in the middle of it is a big hairy monster

[Razor]

She was looking for his wallet. :D

[InOne]

So do you think Harvey and Ashley are bitter and old and out of touch?because they both seemed to think what I think.

They are under the old Witches spell, obviously.

[the truth]

She was looking for his wallet. :D

:joker: she wanted to find the bulge

[kistar]

It's what she did, to protect her lovely hair from the rain...

Nooooo please I can't laugh any more my sides are hurting.

[jet]

She was looking for his wallet. :D

:joker:

[InOne]

Nooooo please I can't laugh any more my sides are hurting.

If you had as nice hair as her, you wouldn't want to get it wet either.

[Josy]

Inone is a 67 year old man, lets stop with this sillyness :idc:

[Mystic Mock]

InOne wants a bit of Dannii lol.

[InOne]

67 M Iraq


Hey ladies :evilgrin:

[kistar]

It's what she did, to protect her lovely hair from the rain...

She was looking for his wallet. :D

Checking out his crown jewels :joker:

[jet]

If you had as nice hair as her, you wouldn't want to get it wet either.

She could have got it wet anyway...and stickier...:joker:

[Mystic Mock]

A girls hair when it's wet can look nicer sometimes.

[jet]

Checking out his crown jewels :joker:

You are all cracking me up tonight :joker:

[kistar]

Something about Mary springs to mind.

[Mystic Mock]

Something about Mary springs to mind.

Virgin Mary? the overweight Mary on The X Factor a couple of years back?:joker:

[jet]

Something about Mary springs to mind.

:joker: Keep em coming! :joker:

[Heaven = Winner]

Honestly, I wasn't exactly a fan of what Danica did. I still like her, but I don't like the fact that she stuck her head near another man's crotch. She could've at least poked her head under his shirt if she didn't want to stick around in the rain.

[kistar]

It's what she did, to protect her lovely hair from the rain...

Virgin Mary? the overweight Mary on The X Factor a couple of years back?:joker:

Cameron Diaz in the film , she wakes up with her hair all stuck up because random low flying spunkarooni got in it the night before .

[Mystic Mock]

Cameron Diaz in the film , she wakes up with her hair all stuck up because random low flying spunkarooni got in it the night before .

Ok thanks.

[kistar]

:joker: Keep em coming! :joker:

Okay she was checking his Prince Albert credentials!

[joeysteele]

She was looking for his wallet. :D

:joker::joker: Good point.

[HBB1508]

How low will that girl go I ask myself..............................

[Gillian-73]

If it is the new kissing i missed that memo :D