Murder without consequence. Would You? Could You?

[Kate!]

A thread to entertain, and get you all thinking....

Ok, here's the hypothetical situation....just go with it, it's "fun"!!

You are going about your normal daily life, then you are kidnapped in a taxi (:hugesmile:) and find yourself in a remote warehouse with government agents who inform you that you have been chosen for a special mission at random. Your mission, should you choose to accept it (cue M.I. theme music) is this....

You must rid the world of up to ten people, 7 of whom should be to benefit the world in general, and 3 of whom should be to benefit you personally for whatever reasons you wish (them just being annoying is perfectly acceptable - this is not very ethical of the government, but they have to make it worth your while :laugh:). You are given money to travel to wherever necessary and whatever means to meet your goals, a gun, ammunition, and a pre-arranged pardon for your actions, so there will be no consequences.

1. Do you accept the mission? If yes, then please answer 2.

2. Who's on your hitlist, and why?

Be inventive. :D

[lostalex]

I'm incapable of killing. even animals. Some people are just not capable of it.

I don't think killing is necessarily immoral or wrong though. I'm not against killing.

I'm just personally incapable of it. I don't know why.

Even if it was someone i loved, and they begged me to kill them, out of mercy because they had horrible pain and a terminal illness, euthanasia, i couldn't do it. But not because i think it would be wrong to do it. I just couldn't do it.

[Shaun]

Yes. Two words why: Piers Morgan. Two more: Perez Hilton.

[Niamh.]

No

[Kate!]

I'd do it, because the people I'd choose would be really evil, so it would make the world a better place.

As for the personal choice of 3 people, I'd choose the three worst offenders from the local families who keep trying to make others lives a misery with their scumlike antisocial behaviour. Job done.

[Lee.]

I'm incapable of killing. even animals. Some people are just not capable of it.

I don't think killing is necessarily immoral or wrong though. I'm not against killing.

I'm just personally incapable of it. I don't know why.

Even if it was someone i loved, and they begged me to kill them, out of mercy because they had horrible pain and a terminal illness, euthanasia, i couldn't do it. But not because i think it would be wrong to do it. I just couldn't do it.

This..

...although I could maybe be tempted to do away with Jeremy Clarkson :D

Jk

[Black Dagger]

Quite happily.

[Shaun]

oooh I just remembered Kenneth Tong :amazed: -could make a decent list here-

[Black Dagger]

I think I'd get the guy who called me a 'pissed off rent boy' first. :amazed:

[Withano]

Justin Beiber, Robbie Williams, Gary Barlow, Cheryl Cole, Kanye West, Nicki Minaj, Nicki Minaj's lyricist, Katie Price, Justin Beibers mother, Justin Beibers father

I'd have to agree. I'm only doing my bit to help the human race.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

killing someone because they are 'evil' makes you just as bad as them :suspect:

[Ninastar]

killing someone because they are 'evil' makes you just as bad as them :suspect:

what about terrorists and mass murderers etc?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

what about terrorists and mass murderers etc?

idk :suspect:

i just dont think its right to take someones life but like you said if it was a murderer or something then they have already done it themselves sdfhasdf idk its confusing

[Kazanne]

A thread to entertain, and get you all thinking....

Ok, here's the hypothetical situation....just go with it, it's "fun"!!

You are going about your normal daily life, then you are kidnapped in a taxi (:hugesmile:) and find yourself in a remote warehouse with government agents who inform you that you have been chosen for a special mission at random. Your mission, should you choose to accept it (cue M.I. theme music) is this....

You must rid the world of up to ten people, 7 of whom should be to benefit the world in general, and 3 of whom should be to benefit you personally for whatever reasons you wish (them just being annoying is perfectly acceptable - this is not very ethical of the government, but they have to make it worth your while :laugh:). You are given money to travel to wherever necessary and whatever means to meet your goals, a gun, ammunition, and a pre-arranged pardon for your actions, so there will be no consequences.

1. Do you accept the mission? If yes, then please answer 2.

2. Who's on your hitlist, and why?

Be inventive. :D

Oh Kate this is hard,for me i could never kill,BUT there are people who I would wish dead,so IF someone else could do the dirty deed for personal; reasons I would go for
John Venables
Robert Thompson( I think I may be able to do these two myself!)
The guy who killed my dog


Now for the benefit of the world,erm so many,but

Robert Mugabe
Kim Jong 2
Andre Brevik

Think I might be too serious for thread,looking at some of the other response :-)

[Kate!]

Kazanne, you have hit the nail on the head with your choices. The likes of Thompson and Venables, I could dispatch without a qualm because they are evil through and through, I don't class them as human beings. Any other sick child killers that are still alive would also be on my list. As I said, making the world a better place.

[Kazanne]

Kazanne, you have hit the nail on the head with your choices. The likes of Thompson and Venables, I could dispatch without a qualm because they are evil through and through, I don't class them as human beings. Any other sick child killers that are still alive would also be on my list. As I said, making the world a better place.

Too right Kate, we'de all be better off without scum like that

[Mrluvaluva]

Kate is..Bridgitte Fonda...as...THE ASSASSIN! :tongue:

I would not want to accept the mission, but if I had to. My **** list would be as follows:

The world would be a better place without...

Kim Jong un
Bashar al-Assad
Thein Sein
Robert Mugabe
Ian Huntley
John Venables
Robert Thompson

More light-hearted are my personal choices for obvious crimes:

Kerry Katona
Katie Price
Jodie Marsh

[Kate!]

^ Good choices Baz

The assassin approves :laugh:

[MTVN]

Don't think you need to worry about Kim Jong il :tongue:

[Marc]

I'm sure there are child molesters and rapist and cold blooded murderers out there who deserve death. I think that would comfort me at night and I wouldn't care too much.

Then I'd take the Loose Women down

[Mrluvaluva]

Don't think you need to worry about Kim Jong il :tongue:

:hugesmile:

[Shaun]

Killing each leader of NK will just replace them with another :shrug:

Seven to benefit the world
- Shirley Phelps, member of the Westboro Baptist Church. Not the leader, but by far the most blood-curdling and deplorable.
- Mark Chapman. Not MarkWaldorf :tongue:
- Rick Santorum. Dangerous, hellish man.
- Robert Mugabe, although he's on his last legs as it is.
- Kony, just so we can stop that charity guy from stripping naked on the streets again.
- Anders Breivik
- Rupert Murdoch

Three that are apparently quite whimsical even though to me it's quite obvious they provide nothing of value to the world and deserve death moreso than those above
- Kenneth Tong
- Perez Hilton
- Piers Morgan

[Marc]

UMG poor Mark

[Jayson]

Jenny. Frost.

[Apple202]

I would.

I would feel no worse about killing a human than killing an animal.

[Jessica.]

No. D:

[InOne]

Would be better if we got money out of it :idc:

[Kate!]

Would be better if we got money out of it :idc:

:hmph: you get to travel, what more d'ya want? :hugesmile:

[arista]

Would be better if we got money out of it :idc:



Hit Men
there are loads
at many levels.


InOne
so you could sleep at night OK?

[Me. I Am Salman]

Anders Breivik
Ian Brady
Bashar al-Assad

[Locke.]

7 risks to the public and 3 TiBB forum members

[Apple202]

Anyone who takes pleasure in being cruel to animals I could quite happily murder.

[lostalex]

So we've talked alot about who you would murder....i'd like to know HOW you'd do it though?

DO all of you people willing to murder have any preferred methods?

[Kate!]

So we've talked alot about who you would murder....i'd like to know HOW you'd do it though?

DO all of you people willing to murder have any preferred methods?

you have to shoot them (see OP)

[lostalex]

you have to shoot them (see OP)


just like point blank to forehead? or like execution squad style where no one knows who's bullet actually did it?

[Kate!]

:shrug: I don't know, I don't know owt about shooting people, lol. I guess you just shoot them and run. :laugh:

[Withano]

So we've talked alot about who you would murder....i'd like to know HOW you'd do it though?

DO all of you people willing to murder have any preferred methods?

Barbecue them, turn them into chilli and make their children eat them

[Withano]

So we've talked alot about who you would murder....i'd like to know HOW you'd do it though?

DO all of you people willing to murder have any preferred methods?

Barbecue them, turn them into chilli and make their children eat them

[Ninastar]

Barbecue them, turn them into chilli and make their children eat them

south park?

[billy123]

Its not that hard to do you get over it quicker than you would think.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Barbecue them, turn them into chilli and make their children eat them

:joker:

i love you

[lostalex]

Barbecue them, turn them into chilli and make their children eat them

Cartman :nono: you forgot about the secret ingredient... pubes :P

[Niamh.]

Its not that hard to do you get over it quicker than you would think.

http://i.imgur.com/6yolQ.gif

[armand.kay]

The seven public risks.
Sonia/Natalie and her health lottery adds, Joe essex for making the nations boys into ken dolls, chris brown and aloud of other people I will think of later.

3 personal.
Fat jamie from bb productions.
Some bitch who broke my armani sun glasses when I went on a trip to france.
And the ***** who stole my pink DS in year 5 ( when I find out who it was :suspect:)

[armand.kay]

And ill poison them all so I don't have to watch them die ( I can't be dealing with that ****).

[Suze]

I couldn't bring myself to kill anyone I don't think, but there again I suppose it would depend on if anything happened that you wouldn't/couldn't control doing the deed if say someone hurt someone close to you. On a lighter note though, maybe the cast of TOWIE and David Cameron :D

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

The seven public risks.
Sonia/Natalie and her health lottery adds, Joe essex for making the nations boys into ken dolls, chris brown and aloud of other people I will think of later.

3 personal.
Fat jamie from bb productions.
Some bitch who broke my armani sun glasses when I went on a trip to france.
And the ***** who stole my pink DS in year 5 ( when I find out who it was :suspect:)

:joker::joker::joker:

[Brother Leon]

http://cdn.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/multimedia/dynamic/00646/SOCCE_152_646827t.jpg

I'll lock that prick in a room and play this on loop until he dies from torture. :)
http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff198/shovelent/evra2.gif

[joeysteele]

No, I couldn't kill anyone myself,the thought of someones life draining away from them because I actually did it would mean my life would be meaningless.

I guess on this, I am pass the buck person, I would be easy in my mind for some child killers and other rotten people in the World to be executed but by the State ,not by me personally.