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lostalex
30-08-2012, 12:43 AM
Brian had the best line of the night: "you can't put a price on love, but if you'd like to try, check out Danica's website..."

LOL You gotta give it to Brian on that one. :hugesmile:

Munchkins
30-08-2012, 12:46 AM
Meh i find Brian totally cringeworthy, and totally not impartial :(

lostalex
30-08-2012, 12:48 AM
Meh i find Brian totally cringeworthy, and totally not impartial :(

oh come on, it was a good line *tickles munchkins* :elephant:

MargeryFan
30-08-2012, 12:48 AM
I thought it was uncalled for to be honest. Especially as he had already attacked her with a similar joke earlier. It was all just a bit below the belt.

Munchkins
30-08-2012, 12:49 AM
oh come on, it was a good line *tickles munchkins* :elephant:

It wasn't it sucked, and i'm sick of him saying its crunch time because it makes me imagine Cheryl's vagina :(

InOne
30-08-2012, 12:50 AM
He's a horrible man and should be sacked. How DARE he try belittle Danica. Anyway I'm sure it pissed all over his bonfire that she stayed so he can **** off.

Jords
30-08-2012, 12:50 AM
haha thats good :joker:

Josy
30-08-2012, 12:50 AM
He has his moments and that was one of them :laugh:

lostalex
30-08-2012, 12:51 AM
It wasn't it sucked, and i'm sick of him saying its crunch time because it makes me imagine Cheryl's vagina :(

Ewww, of course chery'l crunch is crunched, it's between those thunder thighs.
I should send that one into Brian :joker:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
30-08-2012, 12:51 AM
did he even come up with that?

it was probably scripted

and yeah its not fair because he is supposed to be impartial and i hate him he actually makes me a tiny bit homophobic

MTVN
30-08-2012, 12:52 AM
He's made a few jokes about poor Danica now, good thing is he's normally just met with dead silence from the crowd

Munchkins
30-08-2012, 12:53 AM
Ewww, of course chery'l crunch is crunched, it's between those thunder thighs.
I should send that one into Brian :joker:

Ew no please
But seriously Brian reinforces gay stereotypes, and gropes every man that appears in front of him, as if hes never seen a c0ck in his life. So annoying

Josy
30-08-2012, 12:53 AM
Good old Brian see's Danica for what she is :idc:

lostalex
30-08-2012, 12:54 AM
Ew no please
But seriously Brian reinforces gay stereotypes, and gropes every man that appears in front of him, as if hes never seen a c0ck in his life. So annoying

no he's standing up for Feminism by giving it back to the blokes! Brian is a feminist icon :)

OR he's just joking around... duh

lostalex
30-08-2012, 01:01 AM
Let's be real, her website prolly got atleast 10,000 hits just from that joke, so she can't complain.

jet
30-08-2012, 01:11 AM
I thought it was uncalled for to be honest. Especially as he had already attacked her with a similar joke earlier. It was all just a bit below the belt.

Danica went below the belt when she stuck her head in Lorenzo's crotch. I know she was only looking for his wallet or his crown jewels as some funny wisecrackers put it, but really, who DOES that?
She deserves all the flak she gets. She's an abomination.

flamingGalah!
30-08-2012, 01:19 AM
Well said Brian, he said what most of us were thinking :joker:

JTM45
30-08-2012, 04:43 AM
It was probably part of the script they give Brian for every eviction so he doesn't have to work too hard or think for himself.

The guy's a boring, has-been (never really was) ex-BB contestant and a choice Twat. :thumbs:

lostalex
30-08-2012, 05:12 AM
It was probably part of the script they give Brian for every eviction so he doesn't have to work too hard or think for himself.

The guy's a boring, has-been (never really was) ex-BB contestant and a choice Twat. :thumbs:

Why do welsh people hate the irish so much? I don't get it. :conf:

JTM45
30-08-2012, 06:18 AM
It's really not an Irish/Welsh thing at all and most of the Welsh people i know (including myself obvs) are rather keen on our Celtic brothers & sisters (as long as they're not Conor, Brian, Bono or Bob ****ing Geldof).

It's completely a twat thing and Brian really is a massive one!:thumbs:

thesheriff443
30-08-2012, 08:36 AM
I thought it was uncalled for to be honest. Especially as he had already attacked her with a similar joke earlier. It was all just a bit below the belt.

below the belt is danica's money maker!:joker::joker::joker:

Stevep
30-08-2012, 08:46 AM
Great housemate, terrible presenter.

Vanessa
30-08-2012, 08:49 AM
Brian had the best line of the night: "you can't put a price on love, but if you'd like to try, check out Danica's website..."

LOL You gotta give it to Brian on that one. :hugesmile:

:joker: Go Brian! Nice one!

Niamh.
30-08-2012, 10:12 AM
Good old Brian see's Danica for what she is :idc:

Indeed. Brian was on fire last night

Niamh.
30-08-2012, 10:14 AM
It's really not an Irish/Welsh thing at all and most of the Welsh people i know (including myself obvs) are rather keen on our Celtic brothers & sisters (as long as they're not Conor, Brian, Bono or Bob ****ing Geldof).

It's completely a twat thing and Brian really is a massive one!:thumbs:

Yeah, I don't know where Alex got that impression, the Irish and the Welsh have a good relationship as far as I'm aware :conf:

Marc
30-08-2012, 10:17 AM
Any joke Brian says is just not funny; it's like he's unable to deliver a good joke when he's presenting live.

Niamh.
30-08-2012, 10:19 AM
Shut your pie hole Marc :nono:

realitytvsux
30-08-2012, 10:36 AM
I actually quite like Brian in general but I don't think the Danica joke was particularly funny. I am getting quite bored of the girls constantly being branded as *****s, sluts, prick teasers etc. The guys in there are hardly knights in shining armour. The double standards are sooooooo boring.

the truth
30-08-2012, 10:39 AM
I actually quite like Brian in general but I don't think the Danica joke was particularly funny. I am getting quite bored of the girls constantly being branded as *****s, sluts, prick teasers etc. The guys in there are hardly knights in shining armour. The double standards are sooooooo boring.

the only double standards are against men....harvey is known as a love rat, he openly admits it, why cant we call the women the same? especially the ones who flirt to the point of saying theyll go on dates, tweaking nipples, lying in bed together, whist all the time having boyfriends at home? who they didnt mention until several days into the show

Niamh.
30-08-2012, 10:40 AM
I actually quite like Brian in general but I don't think the Danica joke was particularly funny. I am getting quite bored of the girls constantly being branded as *****s, sluts, prick teasers etc. The guys in there are hardly knights in shining armour. The double standards are sooooooo boring.

Not always though, Luke S got a rougher deal than Ashleigh on the main show and on BOTS imo

Marc
30-08-2012, 10:40 AM
Shut your pie hole Marc :nono:

Shut your pie hole! It stinks of fish in here! :nono:

Nedusa
30-08-2012, 10:46 AM
Danica went below the belt when she stuck her head in Lorenzo's crotch. I know she was only looking for his wallet or his crown jewels as some funny wisecrackers put it, but really, who DOES that?
She deserves all the flak she gets. She's an abomination.

She priceless !!!, I mean who does that on National TV to a relative stranger with her Boyfriend on the outside looking on in Horror.

She can't help herself she loves mixing business with pleasure, Love it if Lorenzo tells her she is fake in front of everyone......!!!!

Niamh.
30-08-2012, 10:50 AM
Shut your pie hole! It stinks of fish in here! :nono:

You love it :evilgrin:

the truth
30-08-2012, 11:05 AM
She priceless !!!, I mean who does that on National TV to a relative stranger with her Boyfriend on the outside looking on in Horror.

She can't help herself she loves mixing business with pleasure, Love it if Lorenzo tells her she is fake in front of everyone......!!!!

youd have to be a mannequin to be faker than danica , youd need to be a blow up doll not to actually see the fakeness....it shows how stupid shallow and ignorant the voters have become in broken britian that she actually appears quite popular with them

Razor
30-08-2012, 11:06 AM
Brain made me laugh with that one. :D

Censored
30-08-2012, 04:36 PM
the only double standards are against men....harvey is known as a love rat, he openly admits it, why cant we call the women the same? especially the ones who flirt to the point of saying theyll go on dates, tweaking nipples, lying in bed together, whist all the time having boyfriends at home? who they didnt mention until several days into the show

This!

She makes me sick with her attention seeking antics. When she was in the shower asking Mike if he could see her naked body (twice, just to make sure), she's just so desperate and transparent. Quite sad in a way.

He had his back to her at the time and had to turn around to look at the T&A fest being waggled in his face.

I suppose I shouldn't complain, we're getting to see her holes for free. All the old guys fapping away on the phone at Elite TV have to pay.

Madmacs
30-08-2012, 05:52 PM
....I don't believe he came up with that one on his own...imagine the scene ~ grubby little office down a long corridor...several 'right on', 'in your face' totally hilarious guys & gals (all big hair, trendy gear & white teeth) with Brian, having a brainstorming session & trying to squeeze every last possible inch out of the Danica wishlist/website they've been gifted...coffee going cold as they mull over the super witty put downs and patting Brian on the back for being such an incredible host and raconteur...(whilst secretly hoping he gets sacked and that they will be the 'new face' of BB) ...yes got carried away there...ho hum :dance: