Zombies take over the world!

[Marc]

What's the first thing you do?

[Novo]

Throw you into them

[ChristmasNeeve]

Find Shane cos he's always right :pipe:

[Josy]

Throw you into them

:joker: Poor Marc.

Umm I would probably hide :shrug:

[Holly Christmas]

kill myself, before they do. We are all doomed.

[Jayson]

Meet up with a hard black woman and a man and his daughter. Go to Manchester in his taxi. Find an army base. Realise the army guys are going to make the women their sex slaves. Do loads of cool **** and kill all the army guys. Run off with the black woman and the bloke's daughter. Live in a cottage for a while. Signal a US jet. Get rescued.

[arista]

Go to my Bunker


Get my Kit Ready.


Set up all Hi Tech Sensers
So the Zombies keep going the wrong way.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Would just barricade the doors stay at home and wait for it all to calm down

[ChristmasNeeve]

I changed my mind, I'm going to live with Arista in his bunker

[arista]

"kill myself, before they do. We are all doomed. "

No do not as Zombies can not
Enter Bunkers


Night Vision Security Glasses
mean they are easy to Hunt and Destroy

[In the Drunk Tank]

Go to the Winchester, have a pint, and wait for all of it to blow over

[Novo]

Go to my Bunker


Get my Kit Ready.


Set up all Hi Tech Sensers
So the Zombies keep going the wrong way.

I hope they find and invade your Bunker and snap all your Blu Ray discs

[Holly Christmas]

"kill myself, before they do. We are all doomed. "

No do not as Zombies can not
Enter Bunkers

ok then, I'll go and live with Arista and Niamh in his bunker, hope it's big.

[Novo]

In fact i will tell the Zombies myself where your Bunker is located

[Josy]

Go to the Winchester, have a pint, and wait for all of it to blow over

:joker:

I'm sure you have posted that before.

[arista]

I hope they find and invade your Bunker and snap all your Blu Ray discs

They can not
as the Entrance is not in vision.

[In the Drunk Tank]

:joker:

I'm sure you have posted that before.

Of course I haven't

[Josy]

Of course I haven't

:pipe:

[arista]

In fact i will tell the Zombies myself where your Bunker is located

Yes you can try


But Electric Fences
kill them as the others Eat the half dead ones.


By the time they get to you
Another Nation has recieved my help call.
and Flying in via Swat Helicopters

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

head for the sea because zombies cannot swim :amazed:

head for the sea, stay near the coast so its always easy to escape, find a boat and live on it until all da zombies die

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i have thought about this a lot actually i have it all planned out

[Josy]

head for the sea because zombies cannot swim :amazed:

head for the sea, stay near the coast so its always easy to escape, find a boat and live on it until all da zombies die

The ones in the new Dawn of the Dead can walk right through the water :idc:

[Me. I Am Salman]

Go to the Winchester, have a pint, and wait for all of it to blow over

:joker::worship:

[Lee.]

I'd run for the hills with some books and a couple of blankets.. Id find a concealed cave and make myself comfortable. I'd make sure there was running water nearby for washing and drinking and I'd make fires to cook on and for heat and would make my own weapons to hunt with and to kill any stray zombies..

After it had all blown over, I'd find Aristas bunker and have fun making zombie noises outside it :)

[arista]

ok then, I'll go and live with Arista and Niamh in his bunker, hope it's big.

Yes 3 Sub room sections

[Jayson]

Actually I think I'd go and hide in this guy's house

http://img.skysports.com/11/06/218x298/GaryCotterill_2615830.jpg

[arista]

I'd run for the hills with some books and a couple of blankets.. Id find a concealed cave and make myself comfortable. I'd make sure there was running water nearby for washing and drinking and I'd make fires to cook on and for heat and would make my own weapons to hunt with and to kill any stray zombies..

After it had all blown over, I'd find Aristas bunker and have fun making zombie noises outside it :)



Nice Try but even before another Nation ends it
Me and others will be in Helicopters and away
from the mess.
As I have every type of Radio Comms.


Good On You to go to a Hill Cave, though.

[Novo]

Yes you can try


But Electric Fences
kill them as the others Eat the half dead ones.


By the time they get to you
Another Nation has recieved my help call.
and Flying in via Swat Helicopters

I will blow a hole through the Electric fence and then leave a trail of meat for the Zombies to follow all the way to the entrance of your bunker :pipe:

[Kizzy]

Superkiz has an inpenetrable aura to deflect zombies :)

[arista]

I will blow a hole through the Electric fence and then leave a trail of meat for the Zombies to follow all the way to the entrance of your bunker :pipe:


You will not
as my Hi Tech Cameras Up High
will see you
I will fire a Laser at your legs.

Then you only have your arms to try to escape.

[Novo]

You will not
as my Hi Tech Cameras Up High
will see you
I will fire a Laser at your legs.

Then you only have your arms to try to escape.

I forgot to tell you that i had the Cloak of invisibility with me

[arista]

Superkiz has an inpenetrable aura to deflect zombies :)


Yes Bright Auras
will help , but if more than 100 are around you
you will have to go down a drain to escape

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

The ones in the new Dawn of the Dead can walk right through the water :idc:

well they wouldnt be able to get me anyway even if they can walk through it they would just be at the bottom and i would be above the surface of the water because they cant actually swim so :hmph:

[arista]

I forgot to tell you that i had the Cloak of invisibility with me


Sure but we can Smell You.
So bad luck

[Apple202]

head for the sea because zombies cannot swim :amazed:

head for the sea, stay near the coast so its always easy to escape, find a boat and live on it until all da zombies die

:amazed:

[Kizzy]

We should all take this degree....
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-11219411

[Josy]

Sure but we can Smell You.
So bad luck

:joker::joker::joker:

[Jarrod]

Gather up a group of Friends and escape to Borehamwood :pipe:

[Novo]

Sure but we can Smell You.
So bad luck

I would smear moldy meat all over me so i smell the same as the other Zombies so that won't work either

[arista]

I would smear moldy meat all over me so i smell the same as the other Zombies so that won't work either


Thats silly as that stops the cloak working
so we would then pick up your normal heart beat (via Hi Tech Sensors)
and catch you in a Tree Net.


Then
The Council of Niamh and Kate
will decide your fate.

[Lee.]

I would smear moldy meat all over me so i smell the same as the other Zombies so that won't work either
Smearing won't be necessary.. you smell of mouldy meat anyway... and cheese :idc:

[ChristmasNeeve]

Thats silly as that stops the cloak working
so we would then pick up your normal heart beat (via Hi Tech Sensors)
and catch you in a Tree Net.


Then
The Council of Niamh and Kate
will decide your fate.

http://i.imgur.com/X2NX3.gif

[Novo]

You won't send me out the Zombies you'd have mercy on me

[ChristmasNeeve]

You can stay as my slave :idc:

[SoberLikeGizmo]

Tell them to eat one another and not humans

[arista]

You can stay as my slave :idc:

So Long as
Kate Agree's
no problem

[arista]

Tell them to eat one another and not humans

That will not work as they are Zombies
and they want fresh humans
who smell better for them.


You will have to travel to the Republic Of Scotland
and get to the Hill Cave Site.

[Ryan.]

Steal a massive cruise liner, stock it up with weapons food, cars tanks games Anyhtjin you might need.

I would go way out in the ocean where the zombies can't reach, and live out the crisis. I could even grow crops in the emptied swimming pool and turn the top floor into a battery farm.

Imma be fine.

[arista]

Steal a massive cruise liner, stock it up with weapons food, cars tanks games Anyhtjin you might need. I would go way out in the ocean where the zombies can't reach, and live out the crisis. I could even grow crops in the emptied swimming pool and turn the top floor into a battery farm. Imma be fine.


Yes Great Move
better than Novo.


We would catch up with you
once its over.

[Lee.]

That will not work as they are Zombies
and they want fresh humans
who smell better for them.


You will have to travel to the Republic Of Scotland
and get to the Hill Cave Site.

As long as he is clean, he is welcomein my cave

[arista]

You can Hose him down to make sure.
Using the Cold Stream Water

[Marc]

kill myself, before they do. We are all doomed.

I'd see this as the most rational idea tbh, everybody will just die..

head for the sea because zombies cannot swim :amazed:

head for the sea, stay near the coast so its always easy to escape, find a boat and live on it until all da zombies die

but omg this is the best idea. Though there would be loads of zombie seamen...

[Marc]

I'd kidnap Niamh and we'd hide in a boat and eat all of her potatoes until all the zombies die off.

[Lee.]

I'd see this as the most rational idea tbh, everybody will just die..

That's a very pessimist view Marc... I'm sure I could survive it with home made catapults and arrows!

but omg this is the best idea. Though there would be loads of zombie seamen...

Scotts idea of heaven I'm sure!

[Marc]

Zombie spunk.

[Harry!]

Hide in the Ecuadorian Embassy.

[arista]

But Harry
you can not get to London as the Zombies have taken over.

Your best bet it to contact Ryan on his Safe Cruise Liner Ship.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

my idea is best i win

[Marc]

my idea is best i win

You'd die early because a not so attractive but attractive enough zombie will come along and you'll try to shag him and he'll bite you.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

depends how rotted he is tbh

[Marc]

Who are you kidding, it wouldn't matter

[Jarrod]

Well :idc: Looks like non of you are coming inside the BB Compound to safety with me then :idc:

[Marc]

I'll make sure I let a zombie in

[arista]

my idea is best i win

Wrong

I Win


My Bunker

[ChristmasNeeve]

Wrong

I Win


My Bunker

:worship:

[Lee.]

Wrong

I Win


My Bunker

My cave wins tbh.

[ChristmasNeeve]

My cave wins tbh.

Nobody wants to hear about your lady garden tbh Lee :idc:

[Marc]

I'd quite like to be in both Niamh's bunker and Lee's cave :pipe:

[ChristmasNeeve]

:evilgrin:

[Niall]

Go to Switzerland because they have lots of nuclear bunkers built into the mountains. that should be more than enough to protect me against a horde of the undead for a couple decades. :spin2:

[ChristmasNeeve]

Just booked my flight to Dwitzerland, cheers Niall :pipe:

[Marc]

Just booked my flight to Dwitzerland, cheers Niall :pipe:

Might have some difficulty there, Niamh :pipe:

[ChristmasNeeve]

Might have some difficulty there, Niamh :pipe:

Niall says the Dwitz people are amazing :pipe:

[Lee.]

Nobody wants to hear about your lady garden tbh Lee :idc:
Even my lady garden is safer than yours :hmph:

I'd quite like to be in both Niamh's bunker and Lee's cave :pipe: mines is cleaner marc

Just booked my flight to Dwitzerland, cheers Niall :pipe:

:laugh3:

Might have some difficulty there, Niamh :pipe:
:laugh3:
Niall says the Dwitz people are amazing :pipe:
:laugh3::laugh3:

[Marc]

Niall says the Dwitz people are amazing :pipe:

I can't wait to meet a few Dwitz tbh :pipe:

[ChristmasNeeve]

Even my lady garden is safer than yours :hmph:

mines is cleaner marc



:laugh3:


:laugh3:

:laugh3::laugh3:

http://i.imgur.com/uQXej.jpg

[Apple202]

just thought of a flaw in scots theory:

zombies go on a boat too

[Marc]

http://i.imgur.com/uQXej.jpg

Niamh in Spain recently

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/311193_272047882805315_5797150_a.jpg

[ChristmasNeeve]

Niamh in Spain recently

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/311193_272047882805315_5797150_a.jpg

Just checking you weren't hidden in my bikini :pipe:

[Marc]

You never found me http://www.msn101.com/content/emoticons/hehe_NI8O62.bmp

[ChristmasNeeve]

You never found me http://www.msn101.com/content/emoticons/hehe_NI8O62.bmp

sneaky sneaky :suspect:

[Marc]

stinky stinky more like

[ChristmasNeeve]

Yes, you do smell a bit Marc :idc:

[Marc]

Like fish paste on a hot day.

[ChristmasNeeve]

Glorious

[Marc]

Bit off topic here... so zombie's aye?

[ChristmasNeeve]

mmmm nasty buggers

[Marc]

http://cdn.screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/the-walking-dead-zombie.jpg

[ChristmasNeeve]

ahhh, that gave me a fright, wasn't expecting that :eek:

[Marc]

Did you watch the online 2 minute episodes online about that woman?

[Lee.]

http://i.imgur.com/uQXej.jpg

Was going to reply to this with a picture of warts... I've given myself the dry vial looking at pictures though! :yuk:

[Marc]

a dry what now?

[ChristmasNeeve]

Lee speaking Scottish

[Marc]

Oh she meant Iron Bru

[Lee.]

Woops... I meant dry boak!

[ChristmasNeeve]

ahhh all makes sense now Lee, thanks clearing that up :pipe:

[Marc]

Oh duhhh obvs :pipe:

[Lee.]

Jeez..

http://m.urbandictionary.com/#define?term=the%20dry%20boke

[In the Drunk Tank]

What the hell is going on in here

[Marc]

Dry heaving?

[Lee.]

Matt... its Niamh! Lowering the tone as usual talking about ladygardens and suchlike :bored:

[In the Drunk Tank]

Nothing less than I've come to expect from her tbh

[ChristmasNeeve]

You started it Lee, inviting everyone into your "cave"

[Marc]

Lee has space for about 3 guys in her cave

[Lee.]

You started it Lee, inviting everyone into your "cave"
party in my cave!!
Lee has space for about 3 guys in her cave
Possibly 4

[ChristmasNeeve]

Hands up who wants to be a cave man?

[Marc]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-d7qzp1PpxzI/TpjNIjFdt_I/AAAAAAAADpw/jiQ4IxjtsPU/s1600/hand_up_image.jpg

[Marc]

Wow big black boy

[ChristmasNeeve]

omg Marc, you died your hair

[Lee.]

Nice cardigan

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

so who is looking forward to season 3 of the walking dead

[ChristmasNeeve]

so who is looking forward to season 3 of the walking dead

Me! :amazed:

[Munchkins]

Cry in a shallow hole and accept i am going to die

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

me too

michonne is already infinitely better than shane and she has only been shown for like 4 seconds :love:

[ChristmasNeeve]

me too

michonne is already infinitely better than shane and she has only been shown for like 4 seconds :love:

Shane is such a sexy bastard though :bawling:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

ik :sad:

so much hotter than rick

[Lee.]

I haven't even finished watching season 2 yet :(

[ChristmasNeeve]

Rick is not even slightly hot

[ChristmasNeeve]

I haven't even finished watching season 2 yet :(

Oh........no spoilers then :shocked:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

rick, shane and glenn have a 3way[/spoiler]

[ChristmasNeeve]

Glenn is cute but he's not rawry enough

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

jimmy :lovedup:

even though he was only in it for like 5 seconds

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://i.imgur.com/CeUEP.jpg

sexy as heck

[ChristmasNeeve]

No Scott :bored:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

yes :hmph:

didnt you once say robson green was hot am i confusing you with someone else on here icr

but anyway yes :hmph:

you like robson green

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

yes :hmph:

didnt you once say robson green was hot or am i confusing you with someone else on here icr

but anyway yes :hmph:

you like robson green

[ChristmasNeeve]

I love Robson Green :love:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i rest my case

[ChristmasNeeve]

well, it's more cos I think he's funny though, that makes him more attractive, that's my excuse anyway and I'm sticking with it

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

he badmouthed ashleigh and pudsey he is a terrible person

ugly inside and out

[ChristmasNeeve]

He has a big rod though

http://i.imgur.com/baZgu.jpg

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:suspect:

[ChristmasNeeve]

:amazed:

[Merry Mockmas]

Cry in a shallow hole and accept i am going to die

Not a bad plan but I would kill a few Zombies and kiss every pretty girl in my path before going down.:joker:

[michael21]

:amazed:

i kill all the Zombies but me and you are the only one still alive what should we do :evilgrin:

[michael21]

Not a bad plan but I would kill a few Zombies and kiss every pretty girl in my path before going down.:joker:

well if your going down it might as well be on a pretty girl

[Merry Mockmas]

well if your going down it might as well be on a pretty girl

:joker: So true Michael.

[Lee.]

yes :hmph:

didnt you once say robson green was hot or am i confusing you with someone else on here icr

but anyway yes :hmph:

you like robson green

It was me... he is hot!

Or he was anyway... he's not looking so good recently. When he was in Soldier Soldier :lovedup:

[Marc]

i kill all the Zombies but me and you are the only one still alive what should we do :evilgrin:

:laugh2: Oh Niamhhh

[Suze]

:joker: Poor Marc.

Umm I would probably hide :shrug:

But, even though Zombies are as thick as s***, they always seem to find the ones hiding :conf: So you need to come up with a better plan than that, Josy :joker: or we will have Zombie Josy :o

[Denver]

I would take them on

[Littlegreen]

Give them my neighbours to eat while I stockpile food.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://i.imgur.com/CeUEP.jpg

sexy as heck

whelp

[Peppermint]

Scott's nerd era being as tragic as the 'daddy' era

[andybigbro]

Go to the Winchester, have a pint, and wait for all of it to blow over

I laughed too much at this :laugh:

[James]

I've just read this thread, from beginning to end. :hugesmile: I rarely do that.

[Gusto Brunt]

Only two things scare me in horror films.

Zombies and vampires.

Dolls, clowns, ghosts, mad axe murderers, crazy mad scientists, monsters, do nothing to make me really scared. That said, I do love horror. :D