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The rules are that you answer the question of the previous post, answer back giving a stupid answer, then 2 lines below ask a question so the next poster can answer it and do the same.
For example:
ed: becuase its an apple!
ed: why is the sky blue?
bill: becuase its god's iris!
bill: Why is pepsi brown?
ana: Because it's made with Filtered Muddy Water and than it's sweetened.
ana: What joy do bullies get out of making other people miserable?
Lets start then. I start with the first question:
Why do dogs and cats turn around 3 times before going to sleep?
or does anybody want to play?
No1MakosiFan
13-07-2006, 11:23 PM
Dunno, coz it makes them tireder.
Q. Why ar wheels round.
coz they make you think of ball bags
why are buses red?
andybigbro
13-07-2006, 11:59 PM
because they hurt their selves and they bleeding
why is the earth round
becuase they make you think of ball bags.
why are computer mice called a "mouse" ??
Teacup
14-07-2006, 03:42 PM
because no1 would touch it if it was called snake
Why do you never see birds wee?
Lil-Lindz
14-07-2006, 03:53 PM
because their wee is invisible
what does a hippo farting sound like?
No1MakosiFan
14-07-2006, 06:01 PM
Sounds like an attomic explosion underwater.
Why is computers called "Computers".
becuase they were invented for geeks who like to compute.
why do men have nipples?
Lil-Lindz
15-07-2006, 03:16 PM
because they want to be like women
Why arent keyboeard in alphabetical order
Corkie
15-07-2006, 05:54 PM
cos they wanted to be different
why is the sky blue?
No1MakosiFan
15-07-2006, 07:26 PM
Coz the moon and suns rays make the color.
Why are poeple afraid of spiders.
Lil-Lindz
15-07-2006, 07:28 PM
because long ago there was a war between them
where did the water for the sea come from
No1MakosiFan
15-07-2006, 07:29 PM
I think it came from the dinosaurs crying.
Why does the world have so many languages.
Lil-Lindz
15-07-2006, 07:35 PM
because people want to b**** about each other in different languages
why do we go to school
No1MakosiFan
15-07-2006, 07:37 PM
To get totally brainwashed that all we think about is algebra and the periodic table.
Why is our teeth white.
Lil-Lindz
15-07-2006, 07:40 PM
because they think they are cool
why are there different currencys
No1MakosiFan
15-07-2006, 07:41 PM
Coz it would confuse the economy.
Why do we go to sleep at night.
Lil-Lindz
15-07-2006, 07:43 PM
because the gremlins need to feed as well lol
why are cows called cows
No1MakosiFan
15-07-2006, 07:48 PM
Coz they are mooody.
Why do dogs have tails.
Lil-Lindz
15-07-2006, 07:49 PM
because they need a handle
why do cats purr
SiMoN!
15-07-2006, 07:50 PM
because a man was deft and though that was the sound they made
why have junk food if it bad for you
No1MakosiFan
15-07-2006, 07:50 PM
Coz they are the sexiest animals.
Why are tattoos called tattoos.
Lil-Lindz
15-07-2006, 07:51 PM
Because if they were clalled pictures little kids would want them
why do we have nose bleeds
SiMoN!
15-07-2006, 07:52 PM
it need some were to come out
why talk
Lil-Lindz
15-07-2006, 07:54 PM
because if we didnt our brains would explode
becuase then we couldnt have sex in the 21st century!
why is the anus and vigina so close to each other?
Legend
15-07-2006, 10:19 PM
It's just a 'holey' thing. :hugesmile:
Why do we get headaches?
becuase eve at the apple
why the hell does the devil have 2 horns?
Legend
15-07-2006, 10:46 PM
He's very horny. :devil:
Why does Edna Birch were that sexy hat?
becuase shes balled and she has a nipple on her head.
why does sonia from eastenders remind you of a triangle?
Legend
15-07-2006, 10:59 PM
It's the head, it's very traingley.
Why are people supisticous?
becuase they secretly hold a grudge
why do we have hair around our bum holes, you know what im talking about ladies?
..... EEWWWWW lol
why do we have two eyes?
so we can see both sides of 2 faced peoples faces
Why is the sky blue! :rolleyes::tongue:
becuase its god's iris looking down at us.
why do we have to eat turkey at christmas?
Because Turkeys were the ones that really invented chrismas!
Why does the queen have 2 birthdays
becuase she was originally two people, but the got sowed up together to make one magnifecent queen :xyxwave:
why couldnt we have wings?
note to elz: i didnt know that, about the queen
Originally posted by rex3
becuase she was originally two people, but the got sowed up together to make one magnifecent queen :xyxwave:
wait I'm thinking
note to elz: i didnt know that
LOL :laugh::laugh:
why couldn't humans have had wings?
Because people like Michelle Mcmanus would just flop to the ground
Why do animals have four legs and us humans have only 2
No1MakosiFan
16-07-2006, 03:03 AM
Coz if humans had 4 legs then they would look deformed.
Why do poeple hate gay people.
Because people that hate gay people are cowards and think there cool when there just big dickheads
Why do some men think they can make mates fall out!
No1MakosiFan
16-07-2006, 03:06 AM
Coz men are men elz.
Why do we have to drink (not alcohol)
Because if we didnt we'd die lol
Why do peole think wearing real fur is ok
No1MakosiFan
16-07-2006, 03:09 AM
Coz they see it as another fashion accessory and feel its appropriate.
If the world ended tomorrow, what would happen.
We would all disappear into nothing and just die
If BB got axed tommorow what would happen
No1MakosiFan
16-07-2006, 03:14 AM
The population of britain would go into termoil.
If you were in Big Brother, would you win.
yes because i am the best
what woulg happen if you slap a pig
It would probably go ''oink oink squel squel'' at you!
Why so cows drink water yet produce milk
Siouxsie
16-07-2006, 07:24 AM
because they prefer water to drink
why do people swear
Lil-Lindz
16-07-2006, 04:51 PM
Because they have nothnig better to say
why does teh sun go down
Siouxsie
16-07-2006, 11:07 PM
cos it cant go up
why do people buy water when you can get it out of the tap????????????
No1MakosiFan
18-07-2006, 02:04 AM
Coz the water in the bottle is purer and the water in the tap has chemicals in it.
Why does the world have so many races.
Siouxsie
18-07-2006, 09:43 PM
ermm cos it would be boring if everyone was in the same race
why are people jealouse of celebrities
becuase people get bored of being normal!
why do elephants have long Trunks? .eg :elephant:
Teacup
18-07-2006, 10:54 PM
because they would look silly in a bikini :joker:
Why is a rainbow that shape?
Nowhere
18-07-2006, 10:57 PM
because it hates to be labelled as "square"
why do people wave? :xyxwave:
becuase they really pick ther bumb just before waving, and its a way of disuising a satisfying insult.
why does Mickey Mouse were gloves?
Nowhere
18-07-2006, 11:04 PM
because he's forever commiting murders,and wants to disguise his fingerprints
why do people say hello?? when answering mobile phones with caller ID?
becuase there insecure.
Is the necessaity of a Jesta having 3 nobs on his head, due to the King and his audiences, feeling greater than it?
http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/character0259.gif
......... :joker:
poor little bloke
No1MakosiFan
19-07-2006, 03:59 PM
Okay then.
Teacup
19-07-2006, 05:43 PM
Why is it ok then
No1MakosiFan
20-07-2006, 01:44 AM
Dont know, i am in a daft mood.
Siouxsie
22-07-2006, 06:00 PM
next question
why do men break wind a lot
To confirm there territory.
why is there always a hourse in farm porn?
Siouxsie
22-07-2006, 06:25 PM
is there?
why do we drink alcopops
No1MakosiFan
23-07-2006, 02:31 AM
So that i would get there taste buds ticking.
Why do birds fly and Penguins and Orstriches dont.
becuase we'll shoot them down, as an ostriche in the air will scare the crap out of me!
why is the devil red?
Siouxsie
24-07-2006, 10:19 PM
:devil::devil::devil: cos he is hot
why dowomen wear make up
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