View Full Version : Lorenzo Still after Danica?
alex_front2
07-09-2012, 07:27 AM
*Warning Daily Star story*
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/posts/view/271040/Prince-Lorenzo-still-lusting-after-Danica-Thrall/
He says he wants the danica who he met inside house not the danica on outside (guess he's up to speed on the lads mags, rinsing job description, softcore Babestation stuff - which he probably enjoyed viewing).
:joker:
PS Did you catch Mike's face on HL show when Lozza's eviction loomed? First he looked ueber smug (he was so jealous of Lorenzo: that he's richer, waybetter looking, properly Italian), then seconds later Mike looked forlorn when the reality that lozza could be on ouside...with danica hit him.
ChristmasNeeve
07-09-2012, 09:32 AM
Do you really think Mike would give a crap about Danica on the outside? I think not :laugh:
alex_front2
07-09-2012, 09:35 AM
I think he does. The girls Mike pulls are *ahem* grenades. Sure they too have fake tits but really plain faces. Danica is way way way way out of Mikes league. Even with his $5m Mike cant pull better girls. He'll be swamped by brassy girls...who have very rough faces, botched boob jobs, drag queen make up, and tattooes.. like on Jersey Beach! Bleugh. Danica too pretty for him.
hoochiemama
07-09-2012, 09:38 AM
He has bulbous nose and he is not the brightest match... Danica is out of his league.
ChristmasNeeve
07-09-2012, 09:45 AM
I think he does. The girls Mike pulls are *ahem* grenades. Sure they too have fake tits but really plain faces. Danica is way way way way out of Mikes league. Even with his $5m Mike cant pull better girls. He'll be swamped by brassy girls...who have very rough faces, botched boob jobs, drag queen make up, and tattooes.. like on Jersey Beach! Bleugh. Danica too pretty for him.
hhmmm I don't know about that €5m could draw some pretty girls I believe
thesheriff443
07-09-2012, 09:50 AM
I think he does. The girls Mike pulls are *ahem* grenades. Sure they too have fake tits but really plain faces. Danica is way way way way out of Mikes league. Even with his $5m Mike cant pull better girls. He'll be swamped by brassy girls...who have very rough faces, botched boob jobs, drag queen make up, and tattooes.. like on Jersey Beach! Bleugh. Danica too pretty for him.
life is not all about looks!
alex_front2
07-09-2012, 09:55 AM
hhmmm I don't know about that €5m could draw some pretty girls I believe
Golddigging girls know their value. They 'd rather date a better looking fringe/ up n coming Premier League football (soccer player) hoping that becomes new Becks or Rooney than Mikey.
Golddigger girls know who earns what, which bars visiting Hollywood stars frequent, what to wear to attract soneone from 1Direction, how to act to catch eye of Premier League player etc. Mike is a current star whose earnings will dwindle in 18months (any goldigger worth her salt knows JS is cancelled and that Pauly D with Dj gigs is the higher earner). The Situation will be yesterdays man by 2014 if not sooner. Those huge cheques party invites and free Prada will stop for Mike sooner than later. Footballers and actors may be less attainable but mean long term fame money and presetige.
Danica out of Mike's league?? Hahahahahahahaha! She should be so lucky tbh!
Mike can't pull good looking girls? HahahahahahahAha! I'm quite sure he's very attractive to a lot if beautiful girls! He's cute, he's cheeky, he's funny... what's not to love. If I had the choice between him an Lorenzo, I'd definitely go for Mike
alex_front2
07-09-2012, 10:09 AM
Mike is not remotely good looking imo. He also seems like a dumb jock type who never grew out of junior high school. Not a bad bad guy (disappointingly) just meh. Too vacuous. Hes got a look of hed be a bit porky if he didnt work out.
Kizzy
07-09-2012, 10:12 AM
You have really surprised me there lee, I agreed with everything danica said about mike, and lorenzo calling harvey out on his attitude to women also applied to mike I felt.
Lorenzo is also fiiiiiiit as :)
ChristmasNeeve
07-09-2012, 10:12 AM
Mike is not remotely good looking imo. He also seems like a dumb jock type who never grew out of junior high school. Not a bad bad guy (disappointingly) just meh. Too vacuous. Hes got a look of hed be a bit porky if he didnt work out.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I think he's attractive and he's in good shape too
Mike is not remotely good looking imo. He also seems like a dumb jock type who never grew out of junior high school. Not a bad bad guy (disappointingly) just meh. Too vacuous. Hes got a look of hed be a bit porky if he didnt work out.
Oi!! If I'm not allowed an opinion on sexy women, you sure as hell aren't permitted one on hot guys!
You have really surprised me there lee, I agreed with everything danica said about mike, and lorenzo calling harvey out on his attitude to women also applied to mike I felt.
Lorenzo is also fiiiiiiit as :)
Nah, Lorenzo seems like a pleasant enough chap, but he doesn't have the sparkly eyes and cheeky chappy appeal of Mike.
ChristmasNeeve
07-09-2012, 10:15 AM
If I had to chose between Lorenzo and Mike, I think I'd find Mike more attractive but Lorenzo more interesting as a longer term thing
In the Drunk Tank
07-09-2012, 10:18 AM
Well now you're both just being silly
thesheriff443
07-09-2012, 10:18 AM
lorenzo for me a straight man,lol, is mr floppy like his hair!
i like mike and would be more than happy to go out on the town with him for a lads night out.
ChristmasNeeve
07-09-2012, 10:20 AM
Martin Kemp is still better looking than them both may I add :pipe:
Kizzy
07-09-2012, 10:20 AM
Nah, Lorenzo seems like a pleasant enough chap, but he doesn't have the sparkly eyes and cheeky chappy appeal of Mike.
Mike is ok but it put me off him how he seemed quite moody and is known for getting quite aggressive, he sounds like hard work!:joker:
Lorenzo is more laid back and has the cutest smile :blush: one downside is the fact he is a republican though :nono:
Well now you're both just being silly
Excuse me! Niamh and I are both experts in hot guys. We know best! You are being dolly for calling us silly!
Excuse me! Niamh and I are both experts in hot guys. We know best! You are being dolly for calling us silly!
Martin Kemp is still better looking than them both may I add :pipe:
Could everybody please ignore the word Niamh in my post, and replace the wots "we" with I. thanks
ChristmasNeeve
07-09-2012, 10:24 AM
Excuse me! Niamh and I are both experts in hot guys. We know best! You are being dolly for calling us silly!
True Lee, I never met a dollier guy than Matthew :pipe:
True Lee, I never met a dollier guy than Matthew :pipe:
Woops... Pmsl, that was meant to say "silly"
In the Drunk Tank
07-09-2012, 10:27 AM
Dolly? :crazy: you women must have no taste, as if any of you would really choose the Situation over the Prince
In the Drunk Tank
07-09-2012, 10:28 AM
Oh thought that was some kind of Scottish slang word, was trying to urban dictionary it :laugh:
ChristmasNeeve
07-09-2012, 10:28 AM
Woops... Pmsl, that was meant to say "silly"
haha I thought it was Scottish for ****** tbh :idc:
In the Drunk Tank
07-09-2012, 10:30 AM
Also Lee, did you not once refer to Neil Lennon as "the man of your dreams" :idc:
Dolly? :crazy: you women must have no taste, as if any of you would really choose the Situation over the Prince
I definitely would! He's much more my type than Lorenzo
haha I thought it was Scottish for ****** tbh :idc:
Aw Niamh! I'm off work with a horrible flu/chest infection and I laughed at that so much its set me off on a coughing fit! :laugh3:
Also Lee, did you not once refer to Neil Lennon as "the man of your dreams" :idc:
Erm, no I don't think so. He's hot but not the man of my dreams! If I did say that, I was probably winding Novo up :)
ChristmasNeeve
07-09-2012, 10:37 AM
haha sorry
alex_front2
07-09-2012, 10:39 AM
Oi!! If I'm not allowed an opinion on sexy women, you sure as hell aren't permitted one on hot guys!
I am female!
alex_front2
07-09-2012, 10:41 AM
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Prince-Lorenzo-Borghese/242557042472819
Lozza has posted on FB bless him!
:joker:
I am female!
Hahaha... sorry bout that :blush2:
Kizzy
07-09-2012, 10:43 AM
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Prince-Lorenzo-Borghese/242557042472819
Lozza has posted on FB bless him!
:joker:
I 'liked' it! :D
I 'liked' it! :D
Same. His dog is rather cute :)
InOne
07-09-2012, 11:02 AM
Of course he's after Danica still. She's much better than the Jersey Shore sluts he usually pulls.
alex_front2
07-09-2012, 11:33 AM
I 'liked' it! :D
Lol!
Theres something endearing about Lozza.
erinp5
07-09-2012, 12:45 PM
Lorenzo is an utter bore ,the Stitch needs to man up.
Danica can do much better
ChristmasNeeve
07-09-2012, 12:46 PM
Lorenzo is an utter bore ,the Stitch needs to man up.
Danica can do much better
What about the Sitch though?
:laugh: You're sew funny!
Yayita
07-09-2012, 12:56 PM
*Warning Daily Star story*
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/posts/view/271040/Prince-Lorenzo-still-lusting-after-Danica-Thrall/
He says he wants the danica who he met inside house not the danica on outside (guess he's up to speed on the lads mags, rinsing job description, softcore Babestation stuff - which he probably enjoyed viewing).
:joker:
PS Did you catch Mike's face on HL show when Lozza's eviction loomed? First he looked ueber smug (he was so jealous of Lorenzo: that he's richer, waybetter looking, properly Italian), then seconds later Mike looked forlorn when the reality that lozza could be on ouside...with danica hit him.
Neither Lorenzo or Mike are proper Italians... They dont even speak the language, sad.
ChristmasNeeve
07-09-2012, 01:01 PM
:laugh: You're sew funny!
The Stitch needs his own thread tbf
Kizzy
07-09-2012, 01:06 PM
Hi i'm mike!
http://thumbs1.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mPVa8BLbee16GP4N7n3w-Pw.jpg
The Stitch needs his own thread tbf
Needle ss to say, I agree
ChristmasNeeve
07-09-2012, 01:09 PM
Needle ss to say, I agree
:laugh2:
Nothing I post will be a patch on that one
ChristmasNeeve
07-09-2012, 01:09 PM
Hi i'm mike!
http://thumbs1.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mPVa8BLbee16GP4N7n3w-Pw.jpg
No you're not, don't absurd :nono:
Kizzy
07-09-2012, 01:14 PM
You know what they say about men with big noses?....They need big hankies haha
HBB1508
07-09-2012, 01:15 PM
I quilt like this thread it made me laugh!!
:laugh2:
Nothing I post will be a patch on that one
It would seam so.
ChristmasNeeve
07-09-2012, 01:20 PM
It would seam so.
Just thought that should be a dressed.
Just thought that should be a dressed.
You're darn right it should!
alex_front2
07-09-2012, 01:23 PM
Hi i'm mike!
http://thumbs1.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mPVa8BLbee16GP4N7n3w-Pw.jpg
Cant laugh as it really does look like him. Mike is a "prawn" decent body but lose the head. Or a BOBFOC as we used to say in school many moons ago (body off Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch). Mike is bit of a grenade himself. Wonky face creepy eyes bulbous nose and dim jock persona. Others may find him attractive but he's definitely not handsome thats for sure.
The one thing I enjoyed about Mike was seeing his envy of Lozza. Normally young women in BB get jealous over good looking females so it was briliant seeing a male such as Mike simmering with green contempt and jealousy. The time in Mortals task where he was house skivvy and circled like a half demented stalker Danica, Lozza with Sam in kitchen was great to see for his pure fury at losing danica and raw envy at lozza. Poor Mikey!
ChristmasNeeve
07-09-2012, 01:25 PM
You're darn right it should!
Running out of things to say about hem now :joker:
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