Ultimate Big Brother by Tom

[TomRocksUrSocks]

Picture the scene...

Big Brother 11 was the final series of Big Brother. There was no Ultimate Big Brother in 2010. Channel 5 did not pick up Big Brother. That was it.

Then, three to five years later, Channel 4 do some kind of nostalgia month, in which they bring back a bunch of things they used to show. During this season, they bring back some old reality show from years ago. A reality show called Big Brother.

ULTIMATE BIG BROTHER

Eye

http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/2172/ultimatebigbrother.png

This is the Ultimate Big Brother eye. It is composed of all ten of Eatock's eyes (strictly speaking the BB11 eye was not made by Eatock, but whatever.) The
'structure' of the eye is based on an unused CBB4 eye, with the designs slotted into them.

Housemates

All series are to be represented by at least one housemate.

BB1:
- Craig Phillips

BB2:
- Helen Adams
- Paul Clarke

BB3:
- Kate Lawler (HIGHLY unlikely IRL, but still :P)
- Alex Sibley

BB4:
- Jon Tickle

BB5:
- Nadia Almada
- Michelle Bass

BB6:
- Makosi Musambasi
- Kemal Shahin

BB7:
- Nikki Grahame
- Pete Bennett

BB8:
- Brian Belo

BB9:
- Rex Newmark

BB10:
- Marcus Akin

BB11:
- Josie Gibson

Advertising

Advertising would be very heavy, but very mysterious. I'm talking billboards across the country, massive TV plugging, and clips from previous series shown during advert breaks (similar to the R.Eye.P thing during BB11.)

The main advert would be several parts that make up one whole commercial. The first part would be Davina in a mourner's outfit sobbing at the grave of Big Brother. She leaves a single red rose. Dermot and Russell appear behind her and comfort her, taking her away. As they walk away, a hand bursts from the grave.

The second part would consist of a suited figure (not fully shown, only seen in glimpses such as feet, ear, hands etc.) walking down a high street consisting of former housemates mingling around the shops. As the figure walks slowly down the high street, the housemates turn and look shocked, scream, drop bags, and scarper in fear, parting like the Red Sea.

The third and final part would consist of the mysterious figure arriving at the abandoned Big Brother compound. The double doors slide open and the man walks down the stairs. He pulls open the door and steps into the house. The man's face is finally revealed, but most viewers will not recognise him. That is, until, he speaks.
"Day 1 in the Big Brother house. Big Brother said he'd get back to you, didn't he?"
The theme tune then kicks in and the usual information appears: 'Ultimate Big Brother starts [date] etc. etc."

Week by Week

[B]WEEK 1 - BB1 Theme

Entrances: Alex, Brian, Craig, Helen, Jon, Josie, Kate, Kemal, Makosi,
Marcus, Michelle, Nadia, Nikki, Paul, Pete and Rex all enter the house on Day 1.

Exits: Alex is evicted on Day 8.

Tasks: - Alex, Brian and Craig, being first to enter the house, are moved into the House Next Door. Food, drink and clothes are not provided, and must be stolen from the main house. The viewers then vote for which two housemates they wish to join the main house. They vote for Brian and Craig, who join the main house on Day 8.

- In the main house, on Day 4 housemates are told they must split into 5 groups of two and 1 group of three and perform famous scenes from Big Brother history. They are judged by three house guests from BB1. Housemates pass the task and win themselves a party.

Guests: Anna, Darren and Nick (BB1)

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WEEK 2 - BB2 theme

Entrances: -

Exits: Paul is evicted on Day 15 (between Nikki and Paul.)

Tasks: - On Day 9, housemates recreated a BB2 task in which they had to keep a fire burning in the garden for 120 hours straight. Two people had to be manning the fire at all times. Housemates passed this task and received a luxury shopping budget of £6 per head per day.

- Helen and Paul took part in a 'gameshow' presented by Brian Dowling in which they had to identify the three wildcard housemates that the public had the option of choosing in 2001. They failed this task as they ultimately only recognised Josh (the housemate who made it to the house) and thus lost out on the chance of winning alcohol for the group.

Guests: Brian Dowling, Josh Rafter, Anne and Natasha.

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WEEK 3 - BB3 theme

Entrances: -

Exits: Rex is evicted on Day 22 (between Rex, Nikki and Makosi) Jon walks on Day 18.

Tasks: - On Day 16 the house was split into two sides, a rich side and a poor side. Housemates on the poor side would live off basic rations. On the rich side, housemates would be pampered with daily treats. For their task, housemates had to take turns in trying to shoot a basketball through a hoop. The first seven housemates to score would live on the rich side. These housemates were Kate, Rex, Craig, Michelle, Makosi, Nadia and Pete. The remaining housemates - Brian, Helen, Jon, Josie, Kemal, Marcus and Nikki - would live on the poor side.

- Housemates were challenged by former housemate Alison to jump on garden tables in attempts to break it, as she had previously done in BB3, on Day 17. Every time they did, they won £6 towards the shopping budget. Kate, Rex, Craig, Nadia, Brian, Josie and Marcus all successfully broke their tables, thus winning £42.

- Alex temporarily re-entered the house to judge a dance competition for those who did not successfully break their tables. He held up placards ranging from £1 to £6, which would be added to the shopping budget, based on their ability. Housemates won £33.

Guests: Alex Sibley, Alison Hammond.

Punishments: Makosi crossed into the poor section, thus losing her slot on the rich side. Nikki and Kemal were warned for discussing nominations.

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WEEK 4 - BB4 theme

Entrances: -

Exits: Josie is evicted on Day 29 (between all housemates.)

Tasks: - On Day 23, housemates are told that to bring down the rich/poor divide, they must partake in a Geography Quiz. This is presented by Gaetano. Housemates are aided by Cameron and Gos. Housemates successfully score over 70% and are provided with a party on Day 26, with former BB4 housemates.

- On Day 25, housemates are given a task in which they have to 'kill with those two fingers.' They are given a glove with two spikes on the index and middle fingers and 72 balloons, containing £1 each. Housemates must pop as many of the balloons as they can, each £1 going towards the shopping budget. Housemates successfully pop 67 balloons and are also joined by Lisa herself for the party the next day.

Guests: Lisa Jeynes, Gaetano Kagwa, Herjender "Gos" Gosal, Cameron Stout.

Punishments: All housemates were put up for eviction due to Helen and Nadia discussing nominations.

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WEEK 5 - BB5 theme

Entrances: -

Exits: Helen is evicted on Day 36 (between Helen, Nadia and Marcus), Michelle left in a fake eviction and joined the bedsit.

Tasks: - The housemates were set a wedding task, and Makosi and Craig were chosen as the bride and groom. Nadia was the bridesmaid, Pete was the best man, Brian held the service and Michelle sang at the service. The housemates took part in all traditional events of a wedding including a hen and stag night, and the service itself, and thus successfully passed the task. Michelle once again sang Pie Jesu. Victor, Marco and Jason entered the house as guests to watch the ceremony. Ahmed provided entertainment with plate smashing.

Guests: Victor Ebuwa, Marco Sabba, Jason Cowan, Ahmed Aghil.

Twists: Michelle was apparently evicted in a surprise double eviction with Helen, however was actually moved into the Big Brother Bedsit, where she met Emma (again.)

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More coming soon, including House Pictures, Graphics and the rest of the week by week summary! :D

[Jarrod]

Brilliant :amazed:

[TomRocksUrSocks]

Brilliant :amazed:
Thank you! :D

[Jake.]

Really like the eye and the whole idea of it all!

[TomRocksUrSocks]

Really like the eye and the whole idea of it all!
Cheers. :D

[TomRocksUrSocks]

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WEEK 6 - BB6 theme

Entrances: Emma Greenwood, Michelle Bass (returns)

Exits: Marcus is evicted on Day 43 (between Marcus and Nikki)

Tasks: - The housemates were set the cardboard box task from BB6. 10 cardboard boxes are placed in the house, despite there being (allegedly) only 9 housemates. Roberto and Science enter the house to try and make housemates leave their boxes. The 10th box contains Anthony Hutton, who goes on a date in the garden with Makosi. The final remaining housemate in the box, Brian, receives three luxury meals a day and a snack of his choice from Big Brother.

- On Day 39, the housemates participated in the "Chicken and Egg Task." Each housemate had to dress in a chicken suit and was required to keep one hand on an egg at all times. All housemates successfully kept their eggs intact and discovered, when opened, they contained £6 for each person for the shopping budget.

Guests: Roberto Conte, Kieron 'Science' Harvey, Anthony Hutton

Twists: Makosi is called to the Diary Room, where Big Brother gives her access to the Secret Garden. There, she meets Kinga (BB6), Glyn (BB7) and Charley (BB8). For the entire week she must provide them with clothes and food, and then, on Day 43, she decides which one of the housemates can join the main house. She chooses Glyn.

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WEEK 7 - BB7 theme

Entrances: Glyn Wise

Exits: Kemal is evicted on Day 50 (between Brian, Craig, Kate, Kemal, Makosi, Nadia, Nikki and Pete.)

Tasks: - On Day 44, the house is converted into 'The State of Glyn' to mark the entrance of Glyn to the house. Housemates are at Glyn's beck and call, and he is not allowed to do any menial tasks for himself. Housemates fail this task, and receive a £1 per head per day budget, except for Glyn, who is granted his own shopping budget from the rest of the group.

- On Day 46, Nikki became Big Brother's PA. Big Brother piped in freezing cold air into the house at random intervals and tried to annoy her in an attempt to make Nikki give up. Nikki stormed out of the task, after which Big Brother announced Nikki had in fact passed the task due to 'obeying her employer.' Big Brother granted housemates a party with Aisleyne, Imogen, Richard and Lea.

- On Day 47, the housemates were split. Brian, Craig, Emma, Glyn, Kate and Kemal were Team 1, Makosi, Nadia, Nikki and Pete were Team 2. Team 2 were joined by BB7 housemates Lisa and Spiral to make things equal. Michelle was exempt from the task as she was actually a part of the task. Team 1 took part in a majorette task, which they passed, and Team 2 took part in a 'Big Luvva' challenge were they had to guess which BB couples featured in the show were still together. The couples were Chantelle and Preston, Mikey and Grace, Claire and Tom, Sophie and Lee, Saskia and Maxwell, Chanelle and Ziggy, Bex and Luke, John James and Josie, Kris and Sophie and Michelle and Stuart. Team 2 passed the task, meaning the whole group passed and were granted a party with the house guests.

Guests: Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, Imogen Thomas, Richard Neman, Lea Walker, Chantelle Houghton, Samuel Preston, Mikey Dalton, Grace Adams-Short, Claire Strutton, Tom McDermott, Sophie Pritchard, Lee Davey, Saskia Howard-Clarke, Maxwell Trotter-Ward, Chanelle Hayes, Ziggy Lichman, Rebecca Shiner, Luke Marsden, John James Parton, Josie Gibson, Kris Donnelly, Sophie Reade, Stuart Wilson.

Twists: On Day 50, the public had to choose one guest who appeared during Week 7 to enter the house as a 'new housemate', who had never been in Big Brother before, during Week 8. Chantelle Houghton was chosen, and, after undergoing a makeover, entered the house on Day 51.

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WEEK 8 - BB8 theme

Entrances: "Melissa" (Chantelle Houghton in disguise) - Temporary

Exits: Brian, Nikki and Makosi were evicted in a surprise triple eviction on Day 57, when it was revealed there was no public vote and every housemate put up for eviction would be evicted.

Tasks: - "Melissa" (Chantelle) was given the task of going undiscovered as a new housemate. If she succeeded, housemates would be given a luxury shopping budget in Week 9. Big Brother, however, would be dropping hints as to "Melissa's" true identity throughout the week e.g. she would be required to sing the fake song she sang during CBB4, she must drop "I am Chantelle" into a sentence, she must mention all the housemates from CBB4. Chantelle passed her mission and revealed herself to the house on Day 57 during a party thrown by Big Brother, before leaving.

- Brian, Craig, Emma, Glyn and Kate were told they had to to dress in sardine suits and squeeze themselves into a large sardine tin, filled with fish guts and brine. This was a fake task; every hour they stayed in the tin, they would lose £1 from the initial £6 per head per day shopping budget. Housemates were also instructed they had to do this for only an hour, and would only be allowed to leave when a klaxon sounded - this, however, did not sound for four hours. After 3 hours 45 minutes, Glyn stood up and went to the Diary Room, and complained to Big Brother he thought the task may be fake, considering only half the group had to do it and it had been well over an hour. However, it had already been 3 hours, meaning the shopping budget had dropped to £3 per head per day.

Punishments: As part of fake week, the housemates were punished for crimes they did not commit. Makosi, "Melissa" and Michelle had to cut grass with nail scissors, Nadia, Nikki and Pete had to measure 3 balls of string with a 3 cm ruler. At first, Makosi refused to take part, believing it to be a fake task, the others later joining her stance against Big Brother. "Melissa" was informed by Big Brother, however, that if housemates refused to accept their "punishments", she would automatically fail her task. "Melissa" successfully convinced the housemates to take their "punishments". Once again, every hour £1 was removed from the shopping budget. Eventually, when the budget dropped to £1 per head per day, housemates were told they had failed the task and would live on a basic shopping budget.

Guests: Chanelle Hayes, Ziggy Lichman, Sam & Amanda Merchant, Charley Uchea, Gerry Stergiopolous, Liam McGough, Billi Bhatti.

Twists: The whole week was based on BB8's fake week. There were a series of lies and twists, listed in the 'Tasks' and 'Punishments' section. The main twist was Chantelle's secret mission, which she passed. Therefore, housemates lived on a basic shopping budget for Week 8, however were provided with a luxury budget in Week 9. Big Brother threw a party for Chantelle on Day 57, featuring BB8, before she left.

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More to come!

[TomRocksUrSocks]

Edited the last post slightly.

[Me. I Am Salman]

that eye :lovedup:

[Jake.]

Glyn going in over Charley :bored:

[Flamingjoe]

Love the eye. :love:

[TomRocksUrSocks]

Thank you everyone! Writing up more now!

[TomRocksUrSocks]

WEEK 9 - BB9 theme

Entrances: -

Exits: Emma was evicted on Day 64 (between Emma and Nadia), Glyn was evicted temporarily but rejoined later in the week, meaning Kathreya left on Day 64 too.

Tasks: - On Day 59, housemates were given a life drawing task, in which they had to paint or sculpt guest Stuart Pilkington, who entered the house. At the end of the task, Jennifer Clark (winner of the task during BB9) entered the house to judge the contest. Pete was judged to have created the best work of art, and was given a takeaway meal and music of his choice. Glyn was judged to have painted the worst and was sent to the prison in the garden, where he was 'evicted' to be replaced by Kathreya Kasisopa.

- On Day 60, Big Brother assigned housemates with another task (there was no shopping task this week, due to the budget being secured the previous week), in which the housemates had to recreate the video of "Here It Goes Again" by OK Go, by hopping around the treadmills in unison. Housemates were allowed a maximum of three mistakes. Housemates passed this task and had a meal cooked for them by BB9 housemate, evicted housemate and chef Rex, on Day 64, which they ate with Rachel, Luke, Bex, Mario, Lisa and Darnell. There was a twist to the meal, see the 'Twists' section for more information.

Guests: Stuart Pilkington, Jennifer Clark, Rachel Rice, Luke Marsden, Rebecca Shiner, Mario Marconi, Lisa Appleton, Darnell Swallow.

Twists: - On Day 59, Big Brother set up a prison in the garden. Glyn was judged by houseguest Jennifer Clark to have created the worst work of art and was sent to the prison. After the prison was locked, it revolved, and BB9 housemate Kathreya appeared on the other side, joining the house as a new housemate. On Day 64, after Emma's eviction, housemates voted for whether they wished for Glyn to return to the house and Kathreya to be evicted or for Kathreya to stay and Glyn to remain evicted. All the housemates apart from Nadia voted for Kathreya to be evicted and Glyn to return. Kathreya was evicted on Day 64.

- Also on Day 64, one housemate was called to the Diary Room. Kate came, and was given a secret task to smudge a piece of pizza on Pete's art, without anyone noticing for at least 30 minutes. Kate completed the mission successfully and was rewarded with more alcohol for the group.

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WEEK 10 - BB10 theme

Entrances: -

Exits: Craig was evicted on Day 71 (between Kate and Craig.)

Tasks: - On Day 65, housemates were given a special task, during which they would become curators for the Big Brother museum. Ex housemates and members of the public would browse the museum as guides in groups of five, one group at a time for three hours. The museum included old Diary Room chairs, chalkboards, shopping task items, duvet covers and quilts, items from previous houses and clothes former housemates had left behind. The housemates had an hour to learn the history of every item, which they needed to be able to recite off by heart. After completing the special task, all housemates were called to the Diary Room. They were told they had broken a fundamental rule of Big Brother by communicating with the outside world (in the form of speaking to the public) and thus had all lost their housemate status. They were then told throughout the week they had to win the status back through a series of tasks.

- Later on Day 65, Glyn was told he had four minutes to convince one housemate to shave off their eyebrows and draw on a moustache in permanent marker, which they had to keep until Day 72. Pete allowed him to, making Pete and Glyn the first official housemates.

- On Day 66, Kate was called to the Diary Room, and told she would be made a housemate if she changed her name by deedpoll to Dogface. She refused, and was automatically put up for eviction.

- On Day 67, Nadia walked over what she thought to be broken glass (in fact sugar glass) and Michelle thought that she had a motorcycle ridden over her (in fact a wheel pushed across her stomach whilst she was blindfolded.) They both became housemates.

- Later on Day 67, it was announced that Craig and Kate, being the last remaining non housemates, would face eviction on Day 71. The 'proper' housemates were given a luxury shopping budget, whilst Craig and Kate had to live on basic rations.

- On Day 70, to mark the day Big Brother was cancelled, power was completely turned off in the house (with the exception of cameras and microphones), Big Brother was unavailable for the entire day, and funeral music played into the house. After several hours of darkness, at 7pm, a hearse pulled into the Big Brother. Lights were turned on in the house and several BB10 housemates entered the house and joined a party with the housemates. Flowers in the back of the hearse spelled out 'Thank You' to the housemates for dedication to Big Brother, and promising more to come.

Guests: Angel McKenzie, Charlie Drummond, Freddie Fisher, Karly Ashworth, Lisa Wallace, Noirin Kelly, Rodrigo Lopes, Siavash Sabbaghpour, Sophie Reade.

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WEEK 11 - Celebrity Big Brother theme

Entrances: Alex, Jackie, Pete Burns, Mark, Shilpa, Ulrika and Vanessa.

Exits: Alex, Mark, Ulrika, Vanessa were evicted on Day 78 (between Alex, Jackie, Pete Burns, Mark, Shilpa, Ulrika and Vanessa.)

Tasks: - On Day 72, housemates were told they could win a new housemate if they successfully complete a series of tasks based on the 7 celebrity series of Big Brother. The first task was to paint their favourite view of the house, based on a task from CBB1. The housemates paintings were judged by 'The Critic', an anonymous, robed figure who placed a sticker with a number between 1 and 10 on each painting, rating it. After reviewing the paintings, 'The Critic' de-robed, revealing herself to be Vanessa Feltz. Pete, judged to be the best painter, was rewarded with a 'date' between him and Vanessa.

- On Day 73, housemates were given a task to create and assemble a photo love story, mirroring a task from CBB2. The housemates were told to depict a significant or memorable incident from the life of one of the housemates in the style of a photo love story. Housemates chose Pete and Nikki's BB7 love story, with Pete playing himself and Glyn playing Nikki. Kate, Michelle, Nadia and Vanessa played other BB7 housemates. To aid them in the task, Big Brother provided them with a 3 packs of photographic paper, 30 speech bubbles, 30 thought bubbles, a storyboard, 2 glue sticks and a pen and paper. The photos were taken another mysterious, robed figure 'The Photographer.' After the photo story was completed, 'The Photographer' revealed his identity to be Mark Owen. Housemates were rewarded with a cigarettes and luxury food.

- On Day 74, housemates partook in a medieval themed task, based on one that took place in CBB3. During the task, housemates had to continuously answer to the demands of 'The Queen Mother.' Everything she demanded had to be served to the Diary Room. Big Brother would then pass on the meal to 'The Queen Mother.' At 3pm, 'The Queen Mother' herself entered the house, revealing herself to be Jackie Stallone, who bought with her For the rest of the week, housemates had to answer to Jackie's every demand, or they would fail and would not receive a luxury shopping budget.

- On Day 75, housemates took part in a scientific task. Does spinach make you stronger? Does talking to plants make them grow quickly? Can humans communicate with animals? Can eating a box of chocolate liqueurs send you over the drink drive limit? Kate, who took part in the spinach section of the task, had to engage in a match with 'The Arm Wrestler.' Kate ultimately defeated 'The Arm Wrestler', who revealed himself to be Pete Burns. Housemates won video messages from home.

- On Day 76, with the delivery of the shopping came CBB5 contestant Shilpa Shetty (NB: There was no task related to this series due to the controversy surrounding it.)

- Later on Day 76, housemates had to perform a dance routine to the Eric Prydz song "Call on Me". If the performance was deemed to be satisfactory to the expectation of 'The Choreographer', housemates would win a pampering kit. Housemates passed the task, and 'The Choreographer' unveiled herself as Ulrika Jonsson.

- Finally, on the evening of Day 76, a Mini arrived in the garden. All housemates had to fit inside the Mini. Jackie was exempt from this task.. Just when they thought they had finished the task, there was a knock on the window, revealed to be Alex Reid with a sign saying 'Room For One More?'. Alex was the final celebrity housemate to enter the house.

Twists: - On Day 78, the public voted for which three celebrity housemates they wished to remain in the Big Brother house. They voted for Pete, Jackie and Shilpa.

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WEEK 12 - BB11 theme

Entrances: -

Exits: Michelle, Nadia and Shilpa were evicted on Day 83 (between all housemates.)

Tasks: NB: There were shopping tasks this week as, it being the final week, housemates were treated by Big Brother.

- On Day 79, the Tree of Temptation, in the form of a chest of drawers, was installed in the Big Brother bedroom. The tree's first mission was to Pete Burns , who was told to respond to everything asked of him with yes. Pete told the tree to '******* off' and thus hot water was cut off in the house as a punishment.

- On Day 80, Kate was told that if she threw all housemates' fruit and vegetables into the pool, she would win fish and chips for all housemates. Kate was assisted by Mario. She passed the task.

- On Day 81, Shilpa was told that if she told each housemate an outrageous lie about her home country India, she would win back clothes that were confiscated from housemates in the early hours of the morning. She was given fifteen minutes to think up the lies with help of BB11 housemate Andrew. She passed this task.

- On Day 82, Nadia was told she would win cigarettes if she wrote fake messages from the outside world on a beach ball and pretended it had been thrown into the garden from over the wall. She was helped by BB11's Ben. She passed the task.

- On Day 83, after the surprise triple eviction, Jackie was told she must convince other housemates she had been evicted too and was to be replaced by Sam Pepper. Jackie had to make sure all housemates had said goodbye to her then report to the Diary Room, where, if successful, she would be lead to Big Brother's Spa for an hour. Jackie passed, and Sam entered the house for an hour whilst Jackie was absent. Jackie later returned to the house with alcohol and Sam left the Big Brother house.

- On Day 84, Glyn was told to remove one piece of furniture from the Big Brother house every hour, without being caught. These could be exchanged for one takeaway meal for each housemate. For certain larger items, Big Brother distracted other housemates to give him time. BB11's John James and JJ aided him, however he was unsuccessful when Pete Bennett caught him stealing a bed.

- On Day 85, the final day, all housemates but Jackie were given a secret mission to slip "Yeah, it's Jackie," into at least five sentences they said without Jackie noticing. Housemates passed this task and were rewarded with a party with all former Ultimate Big Brother housemates.

Guests: Mario Mugan, Andrew Edmonds, Ben Duncan, Sam Pepper, John James Parton, JJ Bird, all evicted Ultimate Big Brother housemates.

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More to come, including the final (where YOU can vote for who you want to win) and the long awaited graphics (finally!)

[TomRocksUrSocks]

WHO DO YOU WANT TO WIN ULTIMATE BIG BROTHER?

I believe this is the first project to have proper viewer interaction.

Kate, Jackie, Glyn, Pete Bennett, Pete Burns are the final 5 remaining housemates, but only one of them can walk away with the Ultimate Big Brother crown.

Click HERE (http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/DMLBMR9) to cast your vote.

Votes must be in by Wednesday 19th September.

[Flamingjoe]

Pete Burns. :worship:

[TomRocksUrSocks]

Creating titles. You'll like them.

[Marcus.]

Glyn

[Marcus.]

glyn

[Jake.]

Creating titles. You'll like them.

:D

[thesheriff443]

dont want to p*ss on your parade!,but whats the point?

[TomRocksUrSocks]

dont want to p*ss on your parade!,but whats the point?
Cause I was bored and I don't like Channel 5's Big Brother.

[thesheriff443]

Cause I was bored and I don't like Channel 5's Big Brother.

fair enough.
but without channel five bb would no longer be on tv.
if you look at bb on channel 4 they had a fair amount of boreing series and turned it from a fly on the wall docu into a game show!

[Jake.]

Channel 4 BB> 5 BB. But 5 are doing a well enough job with it, they are learning, it could be far worse.

[Marcus.]

Be thankfull for Channel 5 buying Big Brother

[Jake.]

btw love all of this!

[Flamingjoe]

Channel 4 Big Brother >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Channel 5 Big Brother.

[Flamingjoe]

I would like this to be the final result:

1st: Pete Burns
2nd: Jackie Stallone
3rd: Kate Lawler
4th: Pete Bennett
5th: Glyn Wise

[reece(:]

omg at how some of the evictions have gone.

but Brackie for the win :p

[TomRocksUrSocks]

FINAL - Part 1

Order:

Re-introduction of former Ultimate Housemates.
Highlights of the Final Day (Part 1/2.)
Fifth place announcement.


Exits: N/A

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FINAL - Part 2

Order:

Pete Bennett's eviction and interview.
Fourth place announcement.
Highlights of the Final Day (Part 2/2.)
Kate's eviction and interview.
Jade Goody: Ultimate Housemate
Live final plea for votes by housemates direct from the Diary Room.


Exits: PETE BENNETT finished in fifth place, KATE finished in fourth place.

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FINAL - Part 3

Order:

Third place announcement.
Glyn's eviction and interview.
You Decide! (audience are interviewed by Davina on her way to the stage saying who they want to win.)
The Final Announcement.
Jackie's eviction and interview.


Exits: GLYN finished in third place, JACKIE finished in second place.

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FINAL - Part 4

Order:

Pete's winner's exit and interview.
Series best bits.
Final Sequence: Cut to the Diary Room. The chair is tipped over, the lights are flickering. The words 'Big Brother will get back to you' appear, before the screen cuts to static.


Exits: PETE BURNS finished in first place, and was crowned Ultimate Big Brother housemate.

[Flamingjoe]

:cheer2:

He would be the greatest winner ever. :worship: