'Duck-raper' denies animal sex attack after 'feathers and blood are found in bed'

[bbfan1991]

Turkish newspaper reports suspect committed awful assault during an overnight stay with relatives.

http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1326893.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Duck

A man detained by police for allegedly raping a duck has dismissed the bizarre claim made by his in-laws, calling the accusation “slander”.

Turkish newspaper Habertürk reports that the 50-year-old was held in the Bursa province in Turkey’s Marmara region following the complaints from family members who alleged he committed the sexual assault during an overnight stay in their house.

The man’s father-in-law is reported to have said he found "feathers and blood" in a bed with the duck.

According to the father-in-law, the duck was “unable to walk”. The newspaper adds that the man’s mother-in-law claims that she found the suspect’s bloody shirt by a tree the next morning.

The duck underwent several operations after it was found to have suffered damage to its intestines.

The animal is now said to be in a good condition and remains in the care of a local vet.

[Marcus.]

Why do that silly man

[Omah]

:yuk:

[InOne]

wtf :joker:

[Jayson]

http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1326893.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Duck

http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1326893.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Duck

http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1326893.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Duck

[Munchkins]

Absolutely vile, poor duck

[arista]

Poor Duck
its not meant for a mans Cock


Mental Man

[Marcus.]

I would like to know what makes an man do that

[bbfan1991]

WTF, hideous.

[armand.kay]

The man’s father-in-law is reported to have said he found "feathers and blood" in a bed with the duck.

According to the father-in-law, the duck was “unable to walk”.
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTtxyixjOYNM7WVB0a-RRDiaV8Cl44owt31HlCCT3Yvcj7kTXCAktUeAacOEw

[arista]

I would like to know what makes an man do that




Not Right in the Head.

[Marcus.]

Not Right in the Head.

Yeah just that

[Kazanne]

what an asshole!!

[Flamingjoe]

http://www.smileyvault.com/albums/userpics/10404/vomit-smiley-015.gif (http://www.smileyvault.com/)

[mrlecturer]

Poor Duck
its not meant for a mans Cock


Mental Man

classic Arista.

[Marcus.]

http://www.smileyvault.com/albums/userpics/10404/vomit-smiley-015.gif (http://www.smileyvault.com/)

Why do that

[Mystic Mock]

Poor Duck
its not meant for a mans Cock

Mental Man

:joker:

It is sick though and how anyone can have sex with another species is beyond me, they really must be lonely to do a sick act like that.

Anyway i've got to duck this ball coming my way.

[Flamingjoe]

Why do that

He raped a duck, that's pretty growse.

[Jake.]

come on guys she may have been a fit bird for all we know

[Mystic Mock]

come on guys she may have been a fit bird for all we know

:joker:

[nicole_burks]

Poor duck!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

this isnt funny :nono:

idk why people are joking about this if it was a person nobody would joke about it :hmph:

and i used to have ducks and ducks are better than people so bye

[Jake.]

shhh

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

bye

[Jake.]

no

[Munchkins]

this isnt funny :nono:

idk why people are joking about this if it was a person nobody would joke about it :hmph:

and i used to have ducks and ducks are better than people so bye

Scott :love:
i ****ing hate it when people take the piss out of animal abuse stories, its repulsive not funny
just because they are animals doesn't make it any less a crime

[Jake.]

oh its a joke we all really get that its sick/wrong, in any situation people make jokes

[Munchkins]

oh its a joke we all really get that its sick/wrong, in any situation people make jokes

Its the point of where do you draw the line with jokes really
and i dont find animal abuse jokes funny :s
but if some people do then oh well their choice

[Jake.]

Its the point of where do you draw the line with jokes really
and i dont find animal abuse jokes funny :s
but if some people do then oh well their choice

Can I ask the joke(s) you are referring to?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Scott :love:
i ****ing hate it when people take the piss out of animal abuse stories, its repulsive not funny
just because they are animals doesn't make it any less a crime

http://i.imgur.com/k54wi.gif

[Jake.]

can that gif just go back to where it should be? as in the recycle bin?

[Munchkins]

Jokes like this
come on guys she may have been a fit bird for all we know

I just dont think theres any need to make jokes, to get a quick laugh out of a story like this :ss
i probably come across as an emotionless chick but thats life

[Jayson]

Admit it MK it's pretty funny at first sight

Obviously it's a bit odd that a guy would **** a duck but still

[Jake.]

Jokes like this
come on guys she may have been a fit bird for all we know

I just dont think theres any need to make jokes, to get a quick laugh out of a story like this :ss
i probably come across as an emotionless chick but thats life

yeah I thought you was refering to myself

[thesheriff443]

this isnt funny :nono:

idk why people are joking about this if it was a person nobody would joke about it :hmph:

and i used to have ducks and ducks are better than people so bye

if you had a cock and could not walk you would not be complaining.:joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

if you had a cock and could not walk you would not be complaining.:joker:

i just stared at this for like 5 minutes and i still cannot understand it

[Jayson]

:joker:

[Legend killer]

http://billy-kirk.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/reallife1.jpg

[Munchkins]

yeah I thought you was refering to myself

Don't be offended :/ you asked a question and i answered it lol.

[Jake.]

Don't be offended :/ you asked a question and i answered it lol.

so you was offended by my joke, not 'jokes'? Should have just said it in the first place lol.And the reason it's called a joke is because it is one. It isn't serious and I fully agree that whoever done it is a complete waste of space.

[Novo]

http://billy-kirk.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/reallife1.jpg

you probably did the same to that poor Monkey and in that picture he is trying drawn himself because he can't get over it, horrible bastard

[thesheriff443]

some people are qauckers

[Munchkins]

so you was offended by my joke, not 'jokes'? Should have just said it in the first place lol.And the reason it's called a joke is because it is one. It isn't serious and I fully agree that whoever done it is a complete waste of space.

I wasn't offended i just didn't see the need for it :hugesmile:
and i don't find it funny, so it wasn't a joke in my eyes

[mrlecturer]

this isnt funny :nono:

idk why people are joking about this if it was a person nobody would joke about it :hmph:

and i used to have ducks and ducks are better than people so bye

i used to have ducks too, they just crap a lot.

[thesheriff443]

kerry katona told him to do it:joker:

[Jake.]

right ok, just would have prefered if you spoke to me instead of saying 'I fu**ing hate it when people take the piss out of animal abuse stories, its repulsive' etc

[Legend killer]

you probably did the same to that poor Monkey and in that picture he is trying drawn himself because he can't get over it, horrible bastard

http://i.imgur.com/UmpOi.gif

[Munchkins]

right ok, just would have prefered if you spoke to me instead of saying 'I fu**ing hate it when people take the piss out of animal abuse stories, its repulsive' etc

Sorry :(
i was on a little rant, bit childish :hugesmile:

[Jake.]

Sorry :(
i was on a little rant, bit childish :hugesmile:

na its ok, sorry for making you apologise lol :(

[Mystic Mock]

so you was offended by my joke, not 'jokes'? Should have just said it in the first place lol.And the reason it's called a joke is because it is one. It isn't serious and I fully agree that whoever done it is a complete waste of space.

This.

It puts a spin on Duck, Duck, Goose doesn't it?:joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:bored:

[armand.kay]

kerry katona's catchphrase :shocked:

[Kizzy]

I did used to say 'well **** a duck' for things that were quite surprising......never again.....:(

[Mystic Mock]

I did used to say 'well **** a duck' for things that were quite surprising......never again.....:(

Duck, Duck, Sex could be the new name for Duck, Duck, Goose.:joker:

In all seriousness though that's class Kizzy.:joker:

[Tom4784]

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