one sentence stories

[Marcus.]

i thought i do this i do one sentence then you lot carry on

I day i was walking down the street untill

[LemonJam]

i got butt****ed by david dickinson

[Merry Mockmas]

I hit that car.

[Me. I Am Salman]

i got butt****ed by david dickinson

who quietly whispered in my ear

[armand.kay]

Because of this I now have a fear of ice creams.
Edit: didn't see the post above -_-.

[Merry Mockmas]

But we all scream for Ice Cream.

[Marcus.]

That he will kill me.

thwn i ran as fast i can but i was stop by

[Merry Mockmas]

An attractive woman.

[Jake.]

She went on to suck my...

[Merry Mockmas]

Penis.

[Marcus.]

Penis.

then i found out it was becky doing it

[Jake.]

so i died of a heart attack and so did she

[Marcus.]

so i died of a heart attack and so did she

next thing i know i woke up in hosiptal

[Jake.]

but i didnt because i died

[Jayson]

and shot a guy in the dick

[Merry Mockmas]

And then The Police came chasing after me.

[Marcus.]

but i didnt because i died

well that was an shot story here another

i was walking inside the house big brother was i was walking down stairs

[thesheriff443]

with ther truncheons in their hands

[Merry Mockmas]

Singing Somebody Save Me by Remy Zero.

[Jayson]

whilst shooting a guy in the dick

[Adele Wigglesworthit]

Waynes passed out now I better log off.

Speak soon peeps

[Merry Mockmas]

And then Adele fainted when she saw Wayne with another guy.

[thesheriff443]

And then Adele fainted when she saw Wayne with another guy.

waynes world excelent

[Jayson]

but this didn't detract from the time that I shot a guy in the dick

[thesheriff443]

with a blow dart filled with

[Jayson]

a guy who was shot in the dick

[Merry Mockmas]

And the dick fell off.

[Jayson]

and landed in the hands of a guy who was, funnily enough, shot in the dick

[thesheriff443]

he screamed my dick

[Marcus.]

and the when to put it on ice

[Jayson]

but little did he know that soon he would be shot in the dick again

[billy123]

And then wayne woke up and wondered where his dick had gone.

[Jayson]

and found out that it had been donated to another guy whose dick was shot

[thesheriff443]

And then wayne woke up and wondered where his dick had gone.

adel was on the the pc

[Jayson]

when suddenly her dick was shot

[Merry Mockmas]

And The Doctors was wondering how the **** can a woman have a dick.

[thesheriff443]

by

[billy123]

Al the dicks were then collected and glued to an ex members head and they nicknamed him...

[Jayson]

but they stopped thinking that when a masked man appeared out of nowhere and shot them in the dick

[thesheriff443]

wayn king of dicks

[Merry Mockmas]

Wayne then started using his dick to rape every girl in sight.

[Jayson]

Hours later, whilst reminiscing about that time that guy was shot in the dick, he got shot in the dick

[billy123]

:joker: then bobnot left the thread because he was starting to get password reset requests via email for both his facebook accounts and his twitter account and he was a bit scared.

[Jayson]

Which became the least of his worries when he was then shot in the dick

[thesheriff443]

if only he had worn his bullet proof dick

[Jayson]

Great story lads.

[Merry Mockmas]

And then The Internest wrote Bobnot's name down on the day that he was gonna get raped.

[Merry Mockmas]

December 21st.

[thesheriff443]

December 21st.

hope they use a hard drive on him

[Merry Mockmas]

And they all lived happily ever after.

[billy123]

Proper leaving the thread now :joker:

http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/scared/grand/jensen-ackles-scared-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-228.gif

[Merry Mockmas]

Dean Winchester then sees someone that looks like Michael Jackson grab a kid from the Cinema.

[thesheriff443]

Dean Winchester then sees someone that looks like Michael Jackson grab a kid from the Cinema.

for eating his own sweets he got from the local shop

[Merry Mockmas]

And then said it's time for sex.

[thesheriff443]

but just then the man got shot in his dick

[Merry Mockmas]

And Dean discovered that it was Latoya Jackson.

[thesheriff443]

and she was holding a big shiny nob

[Merry Mockmas]

And she then said 4 minutes new record.

[thesheriff443]

see if you can beat that boy

[thesheriff443]

so he did ,he beat it with a hammer

[Merry Mockmas]

And then I step in and kill both Latoya and Dean.

[thesheriff443]

And then I step in and kill both Latoya and Dean.

useing a twelve inch dildo:joker:

[Merry Mockmas]

Which then Amelia uses to clean her Toilet.

[thesheriff443]

who then gives it to a one arm man as a replacment for his lost arm

[Holly Christmas]

but this didn't detract from the time that I shot a guy in the dick

I'm sensing a theme here :hugesmile:

[Holly Christmas]

who then gives it to a one arm man as a replacment for his lost arm

And receives a medal for such kind actions. The end.

New story please, not involving dicks.

[Kizzy]

One day whilst sitting in the shade...

[Holly Christmas]

A helicopter landed in my garden....

[Kizzy]

frantically I reach for my...

[Holly Christmas]

Bikini top! :eek:

A handsome man named John Reece emerges from the copter.

[Merry Mockmas]

And gets stabbed in the head by Conor Mcintyre.

[Kizzy]

Luckily the chopper had a surgeon aboard who

[Merry Mockmas]

Handcuffs Conor Mcintyre and tries to save John Reece's life.

[Holly Christmas]

And gets stabbed in the head by Conor Mcintyre.

What an evil bastard.

[Merry Mockmas]

Says the judge while eating Cadbury's Dairy Milk.

[billy123]

But just then wayne ran in and shot everyones dick off.

[armand.kay]

Little did he know they all had vaginas so the bullets just dissolved.

[thesheriff443]

Little did he know they all has vaginas so the bullets just dissolved.

then luke a, ran in and offered to buy everyone new dicks:joker:

[Jake.]

But they were blow up dicks, meaning that they popped

[thesheriff443]

But they were blow up dicks, meaning that they popped

my dick has gone down i need someone to blow it back up.

[thesheriff443]

my dick has gone down i need someone to blow it back up.

said, niamh

[Jake.]

Who then began to stroke MTVN's

[thesheriff443]

Who then began to stroke MTVN's

prize winning cucumber

[thesheriff443]

prize winning cucumber

she had never seen one that big before

[thesheriff443]

she had never seen one that big before

it was nothing new to me,i live with a large vegtable.

[Kazanne]

it was nothing new to me,i live with a large vegtable.

Who's like a sack of spuds in bed.

[Holly Christmas]

:laugh2:

I said No More Dicks. Honestly, people. Tut.

Lmao at this entire thread though.

[Holly Christmas]

:laugh2:

I said No More Dicks. Honestly, people. Tut.

Lmao at this entire thread though.

[Gillian-73]

Who just lies there thinking of England....

[Jake.]

Whilst caressing his wifes

[Kazanne]

Whilst caressing his wifes

big fat pussy

[Jake.]

Cat, who ate some peanut butter off of the neighbors

[Kazanne]

Cat, who ate some peanut butter off of the neighbors

Ass,who was munching in the barn

[Holly Christmas]

Just then, the next door neighbour wandered in and was shocked to see.....

[The Human Santapede]

Just then, the next door neighbour wandered in and was shocked to see.....

Marc and Vicky who were fingering...

[Holly Christmas]

the guitar that Vicky had bought him for his birthday, so he could serenade her while she

[The Human Santapede]

the guitar that Vicky had bought him for his birthday, so he could serenade her while she

soiled herself in a most unfashionable manner and filmed it. She then proceeded to...

[Holly Christmas]

Filthy Turtle, Bad Boy. Tsk.

[fruit_cake]

burn in hell

[Holly Christmas]

burn in hell

:hugesmile:

[The Human Santapede]

with the likes of Shaun, Scott and GypsyGoth because...

[Holly Christmas]

they all like to dance with the devil (in the pale moonlight) and are all sinners because they....

[fruit_cake]

buried the bodies

[fruit_cake]

of

[Holly Christmas]

several past BB contestants who have vanished into "obscurity" and no-one has missed them yet, until now...because....

[The Human Santapede]

Scott wurked it..

[thesheriff443]

Scott wurked it..

out that no one would find them in

[armand.kay]

a brothel, soon they all died after seeing vagina.

[Merry Mockmas]

Ashleigh Hughes came from behind to give them.

[Jake.]

Then becky fell over and everything collapsed and everyone died and the story ended

[Merry Mockmas]

Once upon a time in the BB house.

[Holly Christmas]

....in 2013, the whole of Tibb were bloody well gobsmacked to see four well known Tibbers enter the famous house...Bobnot, JH95, Fruitcake and Jayson, one of them had hidden something naughty in their suitcase...

[Kazanne]

It was long and pink with an on and off switch.

[Apple202]

... of course, they were the brand new JML supersized pink torches! but what would they need them for :suspect:...

[Jake.]

and JH95 had a fleshlight in his suitcase and was disgusted when he found jayson

[Merry Mockmas]

Biting it.

[Jake.]

Big Brother confiscated it and set HM's a task to cover the walls with spunk.. then

[thesheriff443]

fruitcake said if you want bite on something,bite on this.

[Jake.]

It was her floppy 10 inch plasma screen.

[thesheriff443]

It was her floppy 10 inch plasma screen.

i cant do a lot with a 10 inch floppy

[Jake.]

said Jayson

[Merry Mockmas]

While sucking on a Lollipop.

[thesheriff443]

While sucking on a Lollipop.

having flash backs of being in viet nam

[Jake.]

where Scott used to massage him and his

[thesheriff443]

where Scott used to massage him and his

pet python

[armand.kay]

He then started crying

[Kizzy]

as he realised it had died...

[fruit_cake]

of the plague of eternal damnation

[armand.kay]

30 years ago...

[Merry Mockmas]

In the forest where Dexter Morgan was buried.

[Gillian-73]

he had finally had his comeuppance for all the...

[armand.kay]

Pussy cats he ate.