one sentence stories

[Marcus.]

i thought i do this i do one sentence then you lot carry on

I day i was walking down the street untill

[LemonJam]

i got butt****ed by david dickinson

[Mystic Mock]

I hit that car.

[Me. I Am Salman]

i got butt****ed by david dickinson

who quietly whispered in my ear

[armand.kay]

Because of this I now have a fear of ice creams.
Edit: didn't see the post above -_-.

[Mystic Mock]

But we all scream for Ice Cream.

[Marcus.]

That he will kill me.

thwn i ran as fast i can but i was stop by

[Mystic Mock]

An attractive woman.

[Jake.]

She went on to suck my...

[Mystic Mock]

Penis.

[Marcus.]

Penis.

then i found out it was becky doing it

[Jake.]

so i died of a heart attack and so did she

[Marcus.]

so i died of a heart attack and so did she

next thing i know i woke up in hosiptal

[Jake.]

but i didnt because i died

[Jayson]

and shot a guy in the dick

[Mystic Mock]

And then The Police came chasing after me.

[Marcus.]

but i didnt because i died

well that was an shot story here another

i was walking inside the house big brother was i was walking down stairs

[thesheriff443]

with ther truncheons in their hands

[Mystic Mock]

Singing Somebody Save Me by Remy Zero.

[Jayson]

whilst shooting a guy in the dick

[Adele Wigglesworthit]

Waynes passed out now I better log off.

Speak soon peeps

[Mystic Mock]

And then Adele fainted when she saw Wayne with another guy.

[thesheriff443]

And then Adele fainted when she saw Wayne with another guy.

waynes world excelent

[Jayson]

but this didn't detract from the time that I shot a guy in the dick

[thesheriff443]

with a blow dart filled with

[Jayson]

a guy who was shot in the dick

[Mystic Mock]

And the dick fell off.

[Jayson]

and landed in the hands of a guy who was, funnily enough, shot in the dick

[thesheriff443]

he screamed my dick

[Marcus.]

and the when to put it on ice

[Jayson]

but little did he know that soon he would be shot in the dick again

[billy123]

And then wayne woke up and wondered where his dick had gone.

[Jayson]

and found out that it had been donated to another guy whose dick was shot

[thesheriff443]

And then wayne woke up and wondered where his dick had gone.

adel was on the the pc

[Jayson]

when suddenly her dick was shot

[Mystic Mock]

And The Doctors was wondering how the **** can a woman have a dick.

[thesheriff443]

by

[billy123]

Al the dicks were then collected and glued to an ex members head and they nicknamed him...

[Jayson]

but they stopped thinking that when a masked man appeared out of nowhere and shot them in the dick

[thesheriff443]

wayn king of dicks

[Mystic Mock]

Wayne then started using his dick to rape every girl in sight.

[Jayson]

Hours later, whilst reminiscing about that time that guy was shot in the dick, he got shot in the dick

[billy123]

:joker: then bobnot left the thread because he was starting to get password reset requests via email for both his facebook accounts and his twitter account and he was a bit scared.

[Jayson]

Which became the least of his worries when he was then shot in the dick

[thesheriff443]

if only he had worn his bullet proof dick

[Jayson]

Great story lads.

[Mystic Mock]

And then The Internest wrote Bobnot's name down on the day that he was gonna get raped.

[Mystic Mock]

December 21st.

[thesheriff443]

December 21st.

hope they use a hard drive on him

[Mystic Mock]

And they all lived happily ever after.

[billy123]

Proper leaving the thread now :joker:

http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/scared/grand/jensen-ackles-scared-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-228.gif

[Mystic Mock]

Dean Winchester then sees someone that looks like Michael Jackson grab a kid from the Cinema.

[thesheriff443]

Dean Winchester then sees someone that looks like Michael Jackson grab a kid from the Cinema.

for eating his own sweets he got from the local shop

[Mystic Mock]

And then said it's time for sex.

[thesheriff443]

but just then the man got shot in his dick

[Mystic Mock]

And Dean discovered that it was Latoya Jackson.

[thesheriff443]

and she was holding a big shiny nob

[Mystic Mock]

And she then said 4 minutes new record.

[thesheriff443]

see if you can beat that boy

[thesheriff443]

so he did ,he beat it with a hammer

[Mystic Mock]

And then I step in and kill both Latoya and Dean.

[thesheriff443]

And then I step in and kill both Latoya and Dean.

useing a twelve inch dildo:joker:

[Mystic Mock]

Which then Amelia uses to clean her Toilet.

[thesheriff443]

who then gives it to a one arm man as a replacment for his lost arm

[Kate!]

but this didn't detract from the time that I shot a guy in the dick

I'm sensing a theme here :hugesmile:

[Kate!]

who then gives it to a one arm man as a replacment for his lost arm

And receives a medal for such kind actions. The end.

New story please, not involving dicks.

[Kizzy]

One day whilst sitting in the shade...

[Kate!]

A helicopter landed in my garden....

[Kizzy]

frantically I reach for my...

[Kate!]

Bikini top! :eek:

A handsome man named John Reece emerges from the copter.

[Mystic Mock]

And gets stabbed in the head by Conor Mcintyre.

[Kizzy]

Luckily the chopper had a surgeon aboard who

[Mystic Mock]

Handcuffs Conor Mcintyre and tries to save John Reece's life.

[Kate!]

And gets stabbed in the head by Conor Mcintyre.

What an evil bastard.

[Mystic Mock]

Says the judge while eating Cadbury's Dairy Milk.

[billy123]

But just then wayne ran in and shot everyones dick off.

[armand.kay]

Little did he know they all had vaginas so the bullets just dissolved.

[thesheriff443]

Little did he know they all has vaginas so the bullets just dissolved.

then luke a, ran in and offered to buy everyone new dicks:joker:

[Jake.]

But they were blow up dicks, meaning that they popped

[thesheriff443]

But they were blow up dicks, meaning that they popped

my dick has gone down i need someone to blow it back up.

[thesheriff443]

my dick has gone down i need someone to blow it back up.

said, niamh

[Jake.]

Who then began to stroke MTVN's

[thesheriff443]

Who then began to stroke MTVN's

prize winning cucumber

[thesheriff443]

prize winning cucumber

she had never seen one that big before

[thesheriff443]

she had never seen one that big before

it was nothing new to me,i live with a large vegtable.

[Kazanne]

it was nothing new to me,i live with a large vegtable.

Who's like a sack of spuds in bed.

[Kate!]

:laugh2:

I said No More Dicks. Honestly, people. Tut.

Lmao at this entire thread though.

[Kate!]

:laugh2:

I said No More Dicks. Honestly, people. Tut.

Lmao at this entire thread though.

[Gillian-73]

Who just lies there thinking of England....

[Jake.]

Whilst caressing his wifes

[Kazanne]

Whilst caressing his wifes

big fat pussy

[Jake.]

Cat, who ate some peanut butter off of the neighbors

[Kazanne]

Cat, who ate some peanut butter off of the neighbors

Ass,who was munching in the barn

[Kate!]

Just then, the next door neighbour wandered in and was shocked to see.....

[Benjamin]

Just then, the next door neighbour wandered in and was shocked to see.....

Marc and Vicky who were fingering...

[Kate!]

the guitar that Vicky had bought him for his birthday, so he could serenade her while she

[Benjamin]

the guitar that Vicky had bought him for his birthday, so he could serenade her while she

soiled herself in a most unfashionable manner and filmed it. She then proceeded to...

[Kate!]

Filthy Turtle, Bad Boy. Tsk.

[fruit_cake]

burn in hell

[Kate!]

burn in hell

:hugesmile:

[Benjamin]

with the likes of Shaun, Scott and GypsyGoth because...

[Kate!]

they all like to dance with the devil (in the pale moonlight) and are all sinners because they....

[fruit_cake]

buried the bodies

[fruit_cake]

of

[Kate!]

several past BB contestants who have vanished into "obscurity" and no-one has missed them yet, until now...because....

[Benjamin]

Scott wurked it..

[thesheriff443]

Scott wurked it..

out that no one would find them in

[armand.kay]

a brothel, soon they all died after seeing vagina.

[Mystic Mock]

Ashleigh Hughes came from behind to give them.

[Jake.]

Then becky fell over and everything collapsed and everyone died and the story ended

[Mystic Mock]

Once upon a time in the BB house.

[Kate!]

....in 2013, the whole of Tibb were bloody well gobsmacked to see four well known Tibbers enter the famous house...Bobnot, JH95, Fruitcake and Jayson, one of them had hidden something naughty in their suitcase...

[Kazanne]

It was long and pink with an on and off switch.

[Apple202]

... of course, they were the brand new JML supersized pink torches! but what would they need them for :suspect:...

[Jake.]

and JH95 had a fleshlight in his suitcase and was disgusted when he found jayson

[Mystic Mock]

Biting it.

[Jake.]

Big Brother confiscated it and set HM's a task to cover the walls with spunk.. then

[thesheriff443]

fruitcake said if you want bite on something,bite on this.

[Jake.]

It was her floppy 10 inch plasma screen.

[thesheriff443]

It was her floppy 10 inch plasma screen.

i cant do a lot with a 10 inch floppy

[Jake.]

said Jayson

[Mystic Mock]

While sucking on a Lollipop.

[thesheriff443]

While sucking on a Lollipop.

having flash backs of being in viet nam

[Jake.]

where Scott used to massage him and his

[thesheriff443]

where Scott used to massage him and his

pet python

[armand.kay]

He then started crying

[Kizzy]

as he realised it had died...

[fruit_cake]

of the plague of eternal damnation

[armand.kay]

30 years ago...

[Mystic Mock]

In the forest where Dexter Morgan was buried.

[Gillian-73]

he had finally had his comeuppance for all the...

[armand.kay]

Pussy cats he ate.