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Marc
20-09-2012, 09:38 AM
What are the worst songs to have ever made #1 in the UK (or US) chart(s)?

Definitely most of the X Factor winners songs.

The Human Santapede
20-09-2012, 09:47 AM
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FCARADb9asE

Lee.
20-09-2012, 09:54 AM
Bob the Builder

In the Drunk Tank
20-09-2012, 10:00 AM
Crazy Frog

Kazanne
20-09-2012, 10:05 AM
Shuddup your face. Joe Dolce

Kizzy
20-09-2012, 10:13 AM
Ebeneezer goode- the shamen

Shaun
20-09-2012, 10:28 AM
Eamon.
Frankee.
Teletubbies.
Bob the Builder.
Gareth Gates.
A1's mauling of Take On Me. (Same Old Brand New You was lovely though)
Atomic Kitten's maulings of Eternal Flame and the Tide is High. (Whole Again was lovely though)
Sam & Mark - With a Little Help From My Friends :bored: WHO COMMISSIONS THIS BOLLOCKS?!

Marc
20-09-2012, 10:32 AM
Louis Walsh probably

Maia
20-09-2012, 10:55 AM
Any #1 Chris Brown has had

The Human Santapede
20-09-2012, 11:57 AM
Ebeneezer goode- the shamen

Are you mugging me off? That was an epic tune!

Callum
20-09-2012, 01:07 PM
Tulisa - Young
Alexandra Burke - Start Without You
Cheryl Cole - Promise This
Cheryl Cole - Call My Name
Nizlopi - JCB
Cascada - Evacuate the Dancefloor
Any by Dizzee Rascal or Tinchy Stryder
Dappy - No Regrets
Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe
Wiley - Heatwave
Jessie J - Domino

There are so many bad number ones.

Kizzy
20-09-2012, 01:15 PM
Are you mugging me off? That was an epic tune!

No i'm not, the birdy song was an epic tune when I was 9!
Are you going to bore me with tales of music genres and rave culture?...:idc:

Marcus.
20-09-2012, 01:17 PM
and you know what i love all of them

GiRTh
20-09-2012, 01:29 PM
Not counting all the joke records that have been posted, that recent bollox by Wiley springs to mind - Dont know the name of it - I'd have thought that someone who has such a high opinion of himself and his music would be producing something a bit more sophisticated that a song about 'De gyal dem'. To hear Wiley interviewed you'd think he invented music.

The Human Santapede
20-09-2012, 01:32 PM
No i'm not, the birdy song was an epic tune when I was 9!
Are you going to bore me with tales of music genres and rave culture?...:idc:

Only if you bore me with your old lady tales from WW1. :idc:

Kizzy
20-09-2012, 01:42 PM
Only if you bore me with your old lady tales from WW1. :idc:

You are one funny turtle...
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/10959/manimal_400x300.jpg

Marcus.
20-09-2012, 01:43 PM
You are one funny turtle...
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/10959/manimal_400x300.jpg

oh my

Marc
20-09-2012, 01:55 PM
Ben you've lost weight

aman201
21-09-2012, 02:36 AM
People are forgetting Venga Boys had a few no.1's!

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
21-09-2012, 02:37 AM
venga boys :worship:

Merry Mockmas
21-09-2012, 02:39 AM
The Script's recent number 1.

Anything Cheryl Tweedy related.

Anything Justin Bieber related.

Little Mix - Wings.

Anything Olly Murs related.

Anything Robbie Williams related.

Girls Aloud - Promise This (or whatever it's called)

aman201
21-09-2012, 02:43 AM
Don't think Bieber's had a no.1.

His chart record is pretty poor over here.

Only 3 Top 10's for someone so famous...

Merry Mockmas
21-09-2012, 02:47 AM
I think he beat Cheryl Tweedy a few months ago but im not sure.

Brother Leon
21-09-2012, 02:50 AM
Swagger Jagger. Terrible, just terrible.

Merry Mockmas
21-09-2012, 03:02 AM
Swagger Jagger. Terrible, just terrible.

I can't believe im saying this but I actually have a softspot for this ****.:joker:

The Human Santapede
21-09-2012, 03:03 AM
You are one funny turtle...
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/10959/manimal_400x300.jpg

Ahh show and tell. I'd appreciate if you didn't steal photos from my facebook.

Tit for tat, I stole one from your FB.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8ZyAkydUvVU/UAXRvDfm1NI/AAAAAAAABFw/tXF_suVx8mQ/s1600/UglyWoman.jpg

Jessica.
21-09-2012, 03:05 AM
I think almost every #1 shouldn't have been #1 tbh.

Munchkins
21-09-2012, 06:48 AM
Maybe that utter ****e bonkers song

Jake.
21-09-2012, 08:35 AM
The Script's recent number 1.

Anything Cheryl Tweedy related.

Anything Justin Bieber related.

Little Mix - Wings.

Anything Olly Murs related.

Anything Robbie Williams related.

Girls Aloud - Promise This (or whatever it's called)

So basically you dislike Cheryl, Biener, Olly Murs (and apparently I look like him so you can't anymore) and Robbie?

Kizzy
21-09-2012, 09:30 AM
Ahh show and tell. I'd appreciate if you didn't steal photos from my facebook.

Tit for tat, I stole one from your FB.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8ZyAkydUvVU/UAXRvDfm1NI/AAAAAAAABFw/tXF_suVx8mQ/s1600/UglyWoman.jpg

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4y65wTNIJ1r0esd1.gif

aman201
21-09-2012, 11:05 AM
Little Mix - Wings is defo. up there.

And, i'm not a chart music you know, avoider.

But, Wings is bloody ****e.

Shaun
21-09-2012, 04:00 PM
"worst no#1s ever" thread in abundant use of recent no#1s SENSATION

Marcus.
21-09-2012, 04:56 PM
i like the star trecking son

reece(:
21-09-2012, 05:01 PM
Swagger Jagger, bob the builder, The Script, Bieber, One Direction

Doogle
21-09-2012, 05:36 PM
Swagger Jagger, bob the builder, The Script, Bieber, One Direction

Bieber hasn't had a #1, has he?

GypsyGoth
21-09-2012, 05:45 PM
Bieber hasn't had a #1, has he?

His closest was Boyfriend that got to number 2.

And Baby got to number 3.

Doogle
21-09-2012, 05:46 PM
Oh. Well at least his best song peaked the highest

Smithy
21-09-2012, 05:48 PM
LMFAO :bored:

The Human Santapede
21-09-2012, 05:48 PM
Fiona Apple... oh wait, she hasn't even been top 30. Ha2.

BBfanUSA
21-09-2012, 05:51 PM
Over here? Any Chris Brown song post Rihanna Assault. (He's has to of had another #1 post Rihanna.)

Marc
21-09-2012, 05:57 PM
Swagger Jagger, bob the builder, The Script, Bieber, One Direction

Bieber hasn't had a #1, has he?

His closest was Boyfriend that got to number 2.

And Baby got to number 3.

Like a walking wikipedia

Marc
21-09-2012, 05:58 PM
Fiona Apple... oh wait, she hasn't even been top 30. Ha2.

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_o2wi7J_oibk/S7K9K1qhJ7I/AAAAAAAAASQ/4dUFTg_wjRg/funnybritneyspearsgifs-4.gif

Gstar
29-09-2012, 10:07 PM
JLS - She makes me wanna

The song has absolutely no meaning and makes no sense, it also stopped Beyonce from being number 1

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_manvo6Ktcs1qfubau.gif

Marcus.
29-09-2012, 10:10 PM
JLS - She makes me wanna

The song has absolutely no meaning and makes no sense, it also stopped Beyonce from being number 1

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_manvo6Ktcs1qfubau.gif

I like that JLS song

Gstar
29-09-2012, 10:21 PM
I like that JLS song

:nono:

Sam:)
29-09-2012, 11:26 PM
Swagger Jagger.

Mrluvaluva
29-09-2012, 11:32 PM
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*starts discussion about whether it should be allowable to slap children*

jk