The Valleys

[Marc]

New TOWIE/Geordie Shore show coming up, about a bunch of welsh people.

I'm gonna watch one episode for the LOLs cos it's in Cardiff :laugh:

[Black Dagger]

It has a gay rugby player in who tweeted me a while back...

That is my incentive to watch.

[Marc]

:joker: There you go then

[Shaun]

would rather watch Sarah Millican go at her box with a potato peeler

[Black Dagger]

would rather watch Sarah Millican go at her box with a potato peeler

I'd watch that just to see the talentless bitch in pain.

[Marc]

Sarah is talented.

[Shaun]

lucas you can't call anyone talentless with the words "supporting rylan clark" on your profile

[Marc]

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/simoneca/lmaonade.gif

[Black Dagger]

lucas you can't call anyone talentless with the words "supporting rylan clark" on your profile

It doesn't say that anywhere. :hmph:

[Shaun]

lucas

rylan clark

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[Doogle]

I'd watch that just to see the talentless bitch in pain.

you're dead to me

[michael21]

New TOWIE/Geordie Shore show coming up, about a bunch of welsh people.

I'm gonna watch one episode for the LOLs cos it's in Cardiff :laugh:

i was thinking this look like a sex thread look like i was right :suspect:


i seen a ad for it on viva and 2 girls were kissing and they and they got suck some where and ended up in a field :suspect:

[Raph]

I'm not sure whether i'm really excited for this or ridiculously embarrassed. hmm. :p

[michael21]

Nicole Morris who in this show live in a tin house go to get a tin opener :amazed:

[michael21]

here the tin house girl videe http://www.mtv.co.uk/shows/the-valleys/cast/nicole-morris

[Mystic Mock]

It looks sicker than Geordie Shore does lol.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

STOP HOW DOES IT LOOK SICK FFS

DO YOU ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT SICK MEANS sdlnfdsfs

[Mystic Mock]

Yes Ashleigh and Conor from BB13 were sick.

[Mrluvaluva]

Biggest load of fuc.kwits I have seen in a while.

[Maia]

lucas you can't call anyone talentless with the words "supporting rylan clark" on your profile

Omg sig-worthy

[Mystic Mock]

Omg sig-worthy

Yeah I cracked up when I saw the post, I think my family must have thought i'd finally lost it.:joker:

[Marc]

oh god

[MTVN]

Ohh I forgot to watch this, will have to find it somewhere online

[Marc]

Was on MTV, MTVN.

[Marc]

They're in clubs I've been in :amazed:

[Black Dagger]

Gotta love the casual homophobia at the end.

Stupid ********.

[Marc]

Lol

[Black Dagger]

People saying 'it's not got a patch on Geordie Shore though' erm didn't that show have a girl proud of ****ting herself? go away.

[Black Dagger]

'All gays where make-up don't they?'

Yeah I ensure I have lippy on every-day I go to College. Moose.

[Marc]

We all know that beard isn't real and that its drawn on :bored:

[Raph]

Glyn was saying that it was good, and he might appear in the background of one of the club scenes, so will definitely be giving this a watch now! :D

[Mrluvaluva]

'The Valleys' on MTV - review: The grubbiest TV show ever?

"I just wanna shag, shag, shag." "I'd even shove a dead donkey up my arse." "The only shooting I want to do tonight is my load all over Jenna's tits." "I was staring at his balls and thinking ****** their massive. He's got a massive conk on him."

Welcome to The Valleys. Somebody asked MTV if they could make a show grubbier and more sordid than Geordie Shore. The answer is a resounding yes.

Making their North-East cousins look like University Challenge, the kids from the Welsh valleys are nine of the most grotesque characters to ever grace a TV screen.

Aron Williams is a kickboxer who enjoys getting his arse out at any given opportunity. He also isn't ashamed to spout off various bits of homophobia ("I'm a bit pissed off. I'll be keeping my arse well away from him") when given the chance.

Carley Belmonte is a wannabe promotions girl (such high aspirations), who will gladly get out her "titties" for any "fitties" and lives up to her word within about 20 seconds of walking onto the show. She jiggles her nipples in the direction of the camera at regular intervals, just in case you didn't get a clear eyeful of her areola the first time.

Nicole Morris is a technicolour, WKD-soaked version of the Wizard of Oz's Scarecrow ("I'd do anything to be brainy. I'd even go to class or something"), who will happily urinate over her co-stars in the shower and proudly boasts that she "goes for gold" with Olympic blowjobs. "I go fast, slow, lick it, suck it and then it just squirts everywhere," she proclaims. Watch out Mo Farah. You have some competition for Sports Personality of the Year.

Barbara Streisand and Bryan Adams fan Liam Powell is the emotional core you are left clinging for dear life onto throughout the first episode as he struggles to reveal that he's gay to his dry-humping, booze-fuelled, brain-dead housemates. He's got a lot of work on his hands to educate this gaggle of imbeciles, who currently believe people "dress gay" and "talk gay".

Darren Chidgey is the liberal-thinking member of the house, whose response to the news that Liam is gay will no doubt be adopted by gay rights campaigners across the globe. "On the plus side, more fanny for us." Incredible.

Jenna Jonathan has a law degree, but spends her time carrying around a pint-sized pooch and she longs for a career as a glamour model. Who said university education was going downhill?

She has a pair of £4,000 boobs and her dad is a tattooed, gun nut for a father. She could be described as the least promiscuous of the cast, but that's like claiming Mel C was the best singer in the Spice Girls. It's not saying much.

Best of the lot is big-mouthed Beyoncé 'lookalike' (if Beyoncé spent a year dieting on Krispy Kremes and lager) Lateysha Grace. Although she claims that she is ready to "******" one of her co-stars after barely 20 minutes with him, she isn't no slag. Oh no. "I started tossing some darts rather than tossing his cock." Move over Emmeline Pankhurst.

There appears to be some kind of vague concept and purpose behind the show (something about the cast achieving their dream careers in Cardiff), but you're smarter than us if you spotted it amid the kickers-around-the-ankles nightclub grinding, bum-slapping, and posing on a beach with only a trio of trout (seriously) to cover their dignity.

Will we watch it next week? Probably. Do we feel incredibly guilty and grubby for saying that? Definitely.


DS (http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/realitybites/a408362/the-valleys-on-mtv-review-the-grubbiest-tv-show-ever.html)

The scenes of them in the nightclub last night....I actually felt embarrassed for them, but they are too stupid to even care. I fear some of their parents will actually be proud. I wonder how MTV will top this next? It's incomprehensible..

[Locke.]

Leeroy and the gay guy are the best 2.

The one that went back home with the other girl and got abused by her mum is just trying to be The Situation

[Black Dagger]

I hate them all bar Lateysha and Liam.

I just know I'll be hooked on it though.

Leeroy/Aron and Nicole?' homophobia annoyed me though, I was enjoying it as it was trash and hilarious, then the ending just spoilt it. :bored:

[Mystic Mock]

They're in clubs I've been in :amazed:

Don't go back.:joker:

[Marc]

Lateshya is the worst

[Black Dagger]

Lateshya is the worst

OMG, she's flawless.

'I decided to toss some darts instead of his cock' was line of the night.

[Raph]

Going to watch it now, so pumped!

[Mrluvaluva]

I hate them all bar Lateysha and Liam.

I just know I'll be hooked on it though.

Leeroy/Aron and Nicole?' homophobia annoyed me though, I was enjoying it as it was trash and hilarious, then the ending just spoilt it. :bored:

I actually found Lateysha to be one of the more delusional and annoying people on there. Mind you, it was hard to grade them. Most of them are so far up their own arses, but Liam did seem to be one of the less irritating ones. There would be no way I could survive for weeks in a house with such characters. I would have to lose the dream and suffer my losses.

[Marc]

Going to watch it now, so pumped!

They go to Glam and they're living somewhere in Bute Town I think!

They go around the student areas too

[Raph]

Ok so this show is an embarrassment to Wales, this is not the Wales I admire and love. So Liam seems pretty cool but the rest of them are such a waste of space. This is an awful representation of Wales and Welsh people and I'm ashamed to have spent my time watching it. My dear Wales :(

[MTVN]

Just seen it and it was pretty good, gives you a pretty fair idea of what Wales is like I have to say

Not as good as Geordie Shore though and that Lateysha is awful, Chidgey is probably the best one so far

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Going to watch it now, so pumped!

Ok so this show is an embarrassment to Wales, this is not the Wales I admire and love. So Liam seems pretty cool but the rest of them are such a waste of space. This is an awful representation of Wales and Welsh people and I'm ashamed to have spent my time watching it. My dear Wales :(

:joker:

[Ramsay]

Ok so this show is an embarrassment to Wales, this is not the Wales I admire and love. So Liam seems pretty cool but the rest of them are such a waste of space. This is an awful representation of Wales and Welsh people and I'm ashamed to have spent my time watching it. My dear Wales :(

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[Shaun]

oh so this is what Wales is like

[Mystic Mock]

Ok so this show is an embarrassment to Wales, this is not the Wales I admire and love. So Liam seems pretty cool but the rest of them are such a waste of space. This is an awful representation of Wales and Welsh people and I'm ashamed to have spent my time watching it. My dear Wales :(

Don't take it personally it's just that the producers wanted to find the worst examples of Wales and they found it.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

oh so this is what Wales is like

:laugh2:

[Callum]

Shame on MTV for even commissioning this pile of crap. :bored:

[Callum]

Just seen it and it was pretty good, gives you a pretty fair idea of what Wales is like I have to say

Not as good as Geordie Shore though and that Lateysha is awful, Chidgey is probably the best one so far

You can't have been to much of Wales then if you seriously think that.

[Marc]

oh so this is what Wales is like

:laugh:

[MTVN]

You can't have been to much of Wales then if you seriously think that.

I was just joking after Raph's post above :tongue:

[MTVN]

Just seen the second ep, think it was a lot better than the first, they've actually got a pretty good mix of people in there

[michael21]

Just seen the second ep, think it was a lot better than the first, they've actually got a pretty good mix of people in there

i might see what it like is it a good show

[MTVN]

It is indeed a pretty good show Michael

[Enid]

What's it like? Any good?

It looks like fun. I love trashy TV.

[Ramsay]

Its soooo disgustingly bad that its good

[MTVN]

Yeah it's good, if you like Geordie Shore and stuff you'd probably like it

[Mrluvaluva]

I just wrote a big long post and it has disappeared. You must have moved it as I posted. :bawling: