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bbfan1991
24-09-2012, 03:25 PM
An 'asparagus-sized' eel has been removed from a man's bottom after an emergency operation in New Zealand, it has been revealed.

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The unidentified man showed up at Auckland City Hospital's A&E department last week to get treatment for his embarrassing problem.

Hospital staff sent the patient for X-rays and a scan, which confirmed that the eel was lodged inside him, according to local media reports.

'The eel was about the size of a decent sprig of asparagus and the incident is the talk of the place,' a hospital source told the New Zealand Herald

'Doctors and nurses have come across people with strange objects that have got stuck where they shouldn't be before, but an eel has to be a first.'

It is believed the eel was successfully removed from inside the man, who was later discharged.

The unlikely incident was confirmed this week by the Auckland District Health Board.

'We can confirm that an adult male presented at Auckland City Hospital this week with an eel inside him,' a spokesman said.

He added: 'No further comment will be made out of respect for the patient's right to privacy.'

In 2008 a vicar claimed a potato got stuck up his bottom after he fell on to the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude.

However, it remains unclear how the eel managed to get stuck inside the man.


WTF?:eek::laugh2:

Marcus.
24-09-2012, 03:27 PM
how did it get there

Saph
24-09-2012, 03:29 PM
how did it get there

isn't it obvious? he fell nude into the ocean and the eel accidentally slipped in.. what other way could there be..

Marc
24-09-2012, 03:32 PM
An 'asparagus-sized' eel has been removed from a man's bottom after an emergency operation in New Zealand, it has been revealed.


:suspect: Ben

Marcus.
24-09-2012, 03:33 PM
isn't it obvious? he fell nude into the ocean and the eel accidentally slipped in.. what other way could there be..

well that going to be an good tall to tell

bbfan1991
24-09-2012, 03:35 PM
:suspect: Ben

If it weren't for that meddling Ben:eek:.

Mystic Mock
24-09-2012, 03:36 PM
Well at least he got eeled by the Doctors.

Marcus.
24-09-2012, 03:38 PM
Well at least he got eeled by the Doctors.

really good mockinator

Mystic Mock
24-09-2012, 03:39 PM
really good mockinator

Thanks, it's what I do.:dance:

Niamh.
24-09-2012, 03:39 PM
:suspect: Ben

Dirty Bastard :bored:

armand.kay
24-09-2012, 04:08 PM
isn't it obvious? he fell nude into the ocean and the eel accidentally slipped in.. what other way could there be..
He must have some bucket butt hole then :shocked:

fruit_cake
24-09-2012, 04:11 PM
eel be very embarassed about this I'd imagine

Marc
24-09-2012, 04:14 PM
fruit cake :bored:

Niamh.
24-09-2012, 04:15 PM
Something fishy about this story :suspect:

fruit_cake
24-09-2012, 04:15 PM
fruit cake :bored:

:laugh:

Mystic Mock
24-09-2012, 04:15 PM
eel be very embarassed about this I'd imagine

That's class.:joker:

Omah
24-09-2012, 04:19 PM
But (!) did the eel survive ?

Mystic Mock
24-09-2012, 04:21 PM
But (!) did the eel survive ?

Eel never know.:joker:

MTVN
24-09-2012, 04:23 PM
In 2008 a vicar claimed a potato got stuck up his bottom after he fell on to the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude.

:joker:

Remember reading a story in the Daily Sport like this, a guy claimed he slipped on a bit of butter while making crumpets naked and fell on a milk bottle which he had to have removed from his ass

fruit_cake
24-09-2012, 04:23 PM
I guess we'll never get to the bottom of it

Mystic Mock
24-09-2012, 04:24 PM
:joker:

Remember reading a story in the Daily Sport like this, a guy claimed he slipped on a bit of butter while making crumpets naked and fell on a milk bottle which he had to have removed from his ass

He sounds like a bit of an ass tbh.:joker:

Marcus.
24-09-2012, 04:24 PM
all good jokes

bbfan1991
24-09-2012, 04:26 PM
Watch for slippery surfaces.

Mystic Mock
24-09-2012, 04:30 PM
He also milked it a bit.

Mrluvaluva
24-09-2012, 11:00 PM
I wonder if it was live or dead when it was inserted? *shudders*

Jake.
24-09-2012, 11:03 PM
I read one about a bloke who had a toilet plunger up his arse and claimed that he forgot it was in his toilet as he went to sit down :joker:

Smithy
24-09-2012, 11:03 PM
isn't it obvious? he fell nude into the ocean and the eel accidentally slipped in.. what other way could there be..

Eel soup

thesheriff443
24-09-2012, 11:19 PM
he slipped up there.

Mystic Mock
25-09-2012, 05:14 PM
I read one about a bloke who had a toilet plunger up his arse and claimed that he forgot it was in his toilet as he went to sit down :joker:

He plunged for it, got to give him that.