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bbfan1991
26-09-2012, 02:15 PM
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A man has been arrested for allegedly performing a sexual act on an abandoned couch in the US.

The 46-year-old resident of Waukesha, Wisconsin was spotted by an off-duty policeman jogging in the Pebble Valley area, reports the Waukesha Patch.

Gerard P Streator was charged last week with one count of lewd and lascivious behaviour. He faces up to nine months in jail and a $10,000 (£6,175) fine if convicted.

The criminal report states that Streator was "thrusting his hips as if he was having sex with a person" on the yellow sofa by the side of the road.

The officer shouted "What are you doing?" to Streator, causing him to run off. He was chased by the policeman, but he managed to escape inside an apartment block.

Streator's name was found by the officer after he contacted his colleagues. Police returned to the apartment the next day and spoke to the man's wife, but she told them that he had not done anything wrong.

Police spoke to Streator at his local hotel workplace, but he denied that he was outside during the time of the incident.

Streator will appear in court in relation to the incident on October 1.

Marcus.
26-09-2012, 02:18 PM
ok way do it

Benjamin
26-09-2012, 02:19 PM
How is having "sex" with a sofa a jail time offence? :crazy:

Kate!
26-09-2012, 02:20 PM
http://i2.cdnds.net/10/25/M/odd_sofa.jpg

A man has been arrested for allegedly performing a sexual act on an abandoned couch in the US.

The 46-year-old resident of Waukesha, Wisconsin was spotted by an off-duty policeman jogging in the Pebble Valley area, reports the Waukesha Patch.

Gerard P Streator was charged last week with one count of lewd and lascivious behaviour. He faces up to nine months in jail and a $10,000 (£6,175) fine if convicted.

The criminal report states that Streator was "thrusting his hips as if he was having sex with a person" on the yellow sofa by the side of the road.

The officer shouted "What are you doing?" to Streator, causing him to run off. He was chased by the policeman, but he managed to escape inside an apartment block.

Streator's name was found by the officer after he contacted his colleagues. Police returned to the apartment the next day and spoke to the man's wife, but she told them that he had not done anything wrong.

Police spoke to Streator at his local hotel workplace, but he denied that he was outside during the time of the incident.

Streator will appear in court in relation to the incident on October 1.

:laugh2:

I love all these stories you find Reggie.

Legend killer
26-09-2012, 02:24 PM
I can confirm this story i was sofa











Wait What

Ramsay
26-09-2012, 02:28 PM
thats like something my 11 year old brother does

Vicky.
26-09-2012, 02:34 PM
How is having "sex" with a sofa a jail time offence? :crazy:

I guess its because it was in public

Mrluvaluva
26-09-2012, 02:56 PM
What could he have possibly been penetrating? Or was it a dry hump kind of thing going on?

Marc
26-09-2012, 02:58 PM
Baz I think they have some ridges you can plough if wanted

Niamh.
26-09-2012, 03:09 PM
How is having "sex" with a sofa a jail time offence? :crazy:

I don't think the sofa was the problem, he would have equally been charged for wanking in public I would imagine :laugh:

Kazanne
26-09-2012, 03:18 PM
Baz I think they have some ridges you can plough if wanted

:joker::joker::joker:leather is best

Mystic Mock
26-09-2012, 03:21 PM
I don't get how it's a jail offence when there's other crimes that are far worse.

I think his just jailbait tbh.

Mrluvaluva
26-09-2012, 03:27 PM
Baz I think they have some ridges you can plough if wanted

You sound like a man of experience...

Flamingjoe
26-09-2012, 05:24 PM
How is having "sex" with a sofa a jail time offence? :crazy:

This.