Dinner Disasters !!

[Pyramid*]

From the 'photograph your dinner thread'..... Novo's burnt toast and exploding soup .... gave me the idea for this thread.


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I've had a load of major disasters in the kitchen over the years - my worst has got to have been putting a pizza in the oven after a night on the schwally..... fell asleep, woke up at 6am to find the house covered in smoke, the cooker lid warped and the kitchen & hall needing repainted ...... :shocked:.

What's been your worst disaster when cooking something for yourself - when it's gone wrong?

Piccies not necessary!!

[Marc]

I never ruin a dinner :idc:

[Pyramid*]

I never ruin a dinner :idc:

Then buggar off ...... :idc:

[Jake.]

my dad once made a lasagne withoout the pasta sheets

[Kazanne]

my dad once made a lasagne withoout the pasta sheets

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Lee.]

I've never really ruined anything I've cooked... I did set a chip pan on fire once (not mine) AND poured water on it. Disastrous is an understatement!

[Novo]

The Birds are now munching on my burnt toast on top of the shed

[Lee.]

Burnt toast kills birds! The carbon rots their beaks and they can't eat any more! :bored:

[Novo]

that's alright then.. less of them to wake me up

[thesheriff443]

it would be more like dropping your dinner for me.
only happened a few times but its when you have taken a long time to prepare it or really looking forward to it or you are very hungry and there is nothing else left to eat.:joker:

[Pyramid*]

I've never really ruined anything I've cooked... I did set a chip pan on fire once (not mine) AND poured water on it. Disastrous is an understatement!


Lee's helpful hint number 1.

NEVER use water on to put out chip pan fires!


Burnt toast kills birds! The carbon rots their beaks and they can't eat any more! :bored:

Lee's helpful hint 2.

How to stop birds twittering at 4am in the summer months!

it would be more like dropping your dinner for me.
only happened a few times but its when you have taken a long time to prepare it or really looking forward to it or you are very hungry and there is nothing else left to eat.:joker:

I've done that. Dropped dinner. :bored: And you're spot on: ususally it happens when you've buggr all else in the house that you fancy eating, had had a drink and can't nip out for a takeaway, or have not enough cash in the house to order a delivery.