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Me. I Am Salman
30-09-2012, 03:55 PM
Stolen off Tumblr, maybe it's been done before ;o

You're at Tesco, you can only buy three items
What do you buy to freak out the cashier the most?

post pictures.
Kate!
30-09-2012, 04:29 PM
Condoms, vaseline and a bag of carrots.

:joker:
Jake.
30-09-2012, 04:36 PM
Condoms, vaseline and a bag of carrots.

:joker:

:joker:
michael21
30-09-2012, 04:47 PM
Condoms, vaseline and a bag of carrots.

:joker:

:joker:
Shaun
30-09-2012, 04:48 PM
Sanitary towels, a copy of 50 Shades of Grey and laxatives.
Marcus.
30-09-2012, 04:49 PM
Condoms, vaseline and a bag of carrots.

:joker:

That would get some looks
Marcus.
30-09-2012, 04:49 PM
Sanitary towels, a copy of 50 Shades of Grey and laxatives.

:shocked: Ok
thesheriff443
30-09-2012, 05:03 PM
squirty cream and two large cucumber's,dont forget to drop into the coversation that you have just found out your sister is a lesbian.
Jake.
30-09-2012, 05:05 PM
Some lotion, viagra and an over 50's magazine
Vanessa
30-09-2012, 05:06 PM
Condoms, vaseline and lots of aubergines! :joker:
thesheriff443
30-09-2012, 05:08 PM
Condoms, vaseline and lots of aubergines! :joker:

you dirty girl:joker:
Vanessa
30-09-2012, 05:12 PM
you dirty girl:joker:

I'm trying to shock! I need to think big! :laugh:
reece(:
30-09-2012, 05:13 PM
Tampons, hand sanitizer and raisins.
thesheriff443
30-09-2012, 05:15 PM
I'm trying to shock! I need to think big! :laugh:

you will need, a and e:joker:
Vanessa
30-09-2012, 05:16 PM
you will need, a and e:joker:

The cashier will be like this : :o:o:o:o
thesheriff443
30-09-2012, 05:17 PM
well i get a strange look when i buy a big bottle of rybena and say im having a few friends round.
Kate!
30-09-2012, 05:30 PM
well i get a strange look when i buy a big bottle of rybena and say im having a few friends round.

:joker:
Shaun
30-09-2012, 06:24 PM
vanessa making the exact same joke as kate kmt
Kazanne
30-09-2012, 06:29 PM
A marrow,super glue and the karma Sutra !!!
thesheriff443
30-09-2012, 07:29 PM
A marrow,super glue and the karma Sutra !!!

and to think i said nessa was a dirty girl:joker:
Me. I Am Salman
30-09-2012, 08:20 PM
post pictures
Jake.
30-09-2012, 08:40 PM
on my ipad
Livia
30-09-2012, 10:29 PM
A washing line, a chef's knife and a pair of rubber gloves. No pictures... you'll have to imagine it, Salman.
Jessica.
30-09-2012, 10:30 PM
A rope, some duct tape and a human centipede dvd.
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
30-09-2012, 10:30 PM
vanessa making the exact same joke as kate kmt

:joker:
Kazanne
30-09-2012, 10:31 PM
and to think i said nessa was a dirty girl:joker:

:joker::joker:sheriff I don't know what you mean?:conf:
Niall
01-10-2012, 11:26 AM
A whole chicken, lube, and a bra.
Livia
01-10-2012, 05:47 PM
A Radiohead CD, 500 Paracetamol and a bottle of vodka.
Nedusa
01-10-2012, 06:10 PM
A large Marrow , swimming goggles and 300 rubber bands
thesheriff443
01-10-2012, 06:37 PM
:joker::joker:sheriff I don't know what you mean?:conf:

i think you know what i mean!:joker:
Livia
01-10-2012, 06:43 PM
Scented candles, champagne and baby oil.

For Kazanne and the Sheriff, naturally.
thesheriff443
01-10-2012, 06:55 PM
Scented candles, champagne and baby oil.

For Kazanne and the Sheriff, naturally.

hold up on your shoping list:joker:
first i want to know what she is going to do with that marrow:D