Jewish mum of the year (Ch4 9pm)

[InOne]

Did anyone watch it last week? The second ep is on tonight and looks to be a funny one. The wrong two went last week though :nono:

[Shaun]

watched it but then 4OD crashed at the last ads so we've no idea who went :laugh: it's basically the Apprentice

[InOne]

Do you want to know or? lol

[Shaun]

yeah please (I barely remember their names though LOL)

[InOne]

The only one I remember who went was the Irish one :( and she was the most fun. They all turned proper bitchy at the end. The hard line religious one stayed I remember that. Ohhhhh the other one who went was the one who made that cold soup thing to serve at the Bar-Mitzvah

[Jordan.]

I watched... it was quite car crash :joker:

Emma and Ruth need pairing up again, I was waiting for one of them to strangle the other with a pair of those Israeli trousers.

[Livia]

The only one I remember who went was the Irish one :( and she was the most fun. They all turned proper bitchy at the end. The hard line religious one stayed I remember that. Ohhhhh the other one who went was the one who made that cold soup thing to serve at the Bar-Mitzvah

Surely not.

[Harry!]

I vaguely watched it last week and its basically the Jewish version of The Apprentice. But it was total reality TV style. Ok I suppose.

[InOne]

Surely not.

Infact I'd say more brutal than bitchy! The woman who wore the head scarf thing was horrible.

[Livia]

Infact I'd say more brutal than bitchy! The woman who wore the head scarf thing was horrible.

It's probably the same in all religions, the more devout they think they are, the less they enjoy it, the more intolerant they become and look down on everyone else. She's in for a rocky ride tonight I think.

[Kizzy]

I don't think I would enjoy it...
Is it just women being bitchy? how boring.
I'm watching Ian Hislops history of the british stiff upper lip.

[Jordan.]

The women are being out bitched this week by Daniel.... what a nuisance.

[InOne]

That Daniel definitely trolled them :joker:

[InOne]

I don't think I would enjoy it...
Is it just women being bitchy? how boring.
I'm watching Ian Hislops history of the british stiff upper lip.

So you commented in here just to tell us that? Keep your thoughts to yourself next time woman.

[Livia]

Daniel was a cringey nightmare... I did laugh when they wheeled in the harp.

[InOne]

He was funny towards the end though, just totally took the piss. Had a feeling he would, just didn't end on with that woman and probably wanted her to fail.

[Livia]

He was awful though... I quite liked the first one until he let them pluck his eyebrows and dye his eyelashes... Oy....

[Kizzy]

So you commented in here just to tell us that? Keep your thoughts to yourself next time woman.

Yes I did, and no I won't.
I just watched it on C4+1, it was as dire as I thought it would be.

[InOne]

Yes I did, and no I won't.
I just watched it on C4+1, it was as dire as I thought it would be.

Well now we know that you can go troll somewhere else.

[InOne]

He was awful though... I quite liked the first one until he let them pluck his eyebrows and dye his eyelashes... Oy....

You could tell she probably really fancied the guy she knew, she seemed to proper love him but she wasn't getting much back lol

[Livia]

You could tell she probably really fancied the guy she knew, she seemed to proper love him but she wasn't getting much back lol

His face when he realised he knew who she was! Oh dear... History there, maybe.

[InOne]

His face when he realised he knew who she was! Oh dear... History there, maybe.

A drunken regret! LOL

[Livia]

A drunken regret! LOL

LOL... I was thinking the same only it wasn't quite so elegantly put.

[Kizzy]

Well now we know that you can go troll somewhere else.

How rude...
At least I gave the rubbish a go, am I a troll for not liking it or because you don't feel I took your thread seriously? I don't understand joe.

Maybe I should start handing out insults like that on my threads?
Unnecessary and offensive comment joe.

[InOne]

How rude...
At least I gave the rubbish a go, am I a troll for not liking it or because you don't feel I took your thread seriously? I don't understand joe.

Maybe I should start handing out insults like that on my threads?
Unnecessary and offensive comment joe.

You brought your raincloud of doom to the thread kizzy. The first comment was the most annoying seen as you'd not even watched it and made out like you were somehow above it.

[Kizzy]

You brought your raincloud of doom to the thread kizzy. The first comment was the most annoying seen as you'd not even watched it and made out like you were somehow above it.

Saw the raincloud of doom comment on my post to shaun then?
I had seen trailers, and read about it....Before I watched the repeat.
Don't backtrack joe, you were in the wrong I was not trying to be above anything.

[InOne]

Saw the raincloud of doom comment on my post to shaun then?
I had seen trailers, annd read about it....Before I watched the repeat.
Don't backtrack joe, you were in the wrong.

In the wrong about what? And you conveniently left out that info before.


Just say you're sorry kizzy and we'll forget this whole matter.

[Kizzy]

In the wrong about what? And you conveniently left out that info before.


Just say you're sorry kizzy and we'll forget this whole matter.

You owe me an apology, I don't have to explain anything to you when commenting.
Your 'troll' insult was ridiculous, it's not the first time i've seen it and it may not be the last you have to expect it sometimes from some people.

[InOne]

You owe me an apology, I don't have to explain anything to you when commenting.
Your 'troll' insult was ridiculous, it's not the first time i've seen it and it may not be the last you have to expect it sometimes from some people.

I don't have to take this nonsense :idc:

You knew exactly what you were doing kizzy so let's not play games. We'll just agree to not talk to eachother in threads because it always ends up like this.

[King Gizzard]

Now now

[Kizzy]

Now now

Yep I get called a troll then asked to apologise....
now now is the time to leave this thread haha.

[Livia]

So anyway...

I missed what the task is next week. Anyone see?

[InOne]

Totally slipped my mind LOL don't think it was anything that impacting

[Livia]

Totally slipped my mind LOL don't think it was anything that impacting

Well, whatever it is, they'll make a drama out of it. Did you see Jews at Ten? I thought that was funny...

[InOne]

Well, whatever it is, they'll make a drama out of it. Did you see Jews at Ten? I thought that was funny...

No, but did record it. Is it worth watching? I read somewhere it wasn't that good.

[Livia]

No, but did record it. Is it worth watching? I read somewhere it wasn't that good.

Well I thought it was funny... but then I recognise some of the stuff they were whining about LOL... I suppose not everyone would find it amusing.

[InOne]

Well I thought it was funny... but then I recognise some of the stuff they were whining about LOL... I suppose not everyone would find it amusing.

I'll give it a dabble.

[InOne]

Definitely the best episode so far tonight. Loved all those old folks, especially when some were making a bid for freedom cos it was such a **** trip :joker: Once again though the decent ones went. Jaq reminds me of Gillian McKeith too much and the other one has next to no personality.

[Livia]

Definitely the best episode so far tonight. Loved all those old folks, especially when some were making a bid for freedom cos it was such a **** trip :joker: Once again though the decent ones went. Jaq reminds me of Gillian McKeith too much and the other one has next to no personality.

I think the right ones went. Emma was just awful, with her Cuprinol skintone and her daughter's clothes on.

Elderly people always make me laugh. I hate it when people patronise them and treat them like kids, and I think only Jacqueline treated them properly. My heart sank when the accordian came out though. It's an intrument of torture in some countries, you know.

[InOne]

I think the right ones went. Emma was just awful, with her Cuprinol skintone and her daughter's clothes on.

Elderly people always make me laugh. I hate it when people patronise them and treat them like kids, and I think only Jacqueline treated them properly. My heart sank when the accordian came out though. It's an intrument of torture in some countries, you know.

I did like Emma's Jew song though, was quite funny. Jacqueline will probably win I think, the other I can barely remember. Can't think of a single thing they'd done. And the episode seemed more centred around Emma and Jacqueline really. Also saw someone mentioned with the routes they set off, the other team didn't really stand a chance of getting there first minus the total balls they made of it. Dunno if that's true though cos don't know the area.

[Mrluvaluva]

It was a total disaster from the buffet to the coach arriving in Southend at about 4pm and not stopping. Lol. And those lyrics to SUmmer holiday. "We're going where the sun shines brightly. We're going where the sea is blue. We've seen it in the movies. We're proud to be a jew". :joker:

[Livia]

It was a total disaster from the buffet to the coach arriving in Southend at about 4pm and not stopping. Lol. And those lyrics to SUmmer holiday. "We're going where the sun shines brightly. We're going where the sea is blue. We've seen it in the movies. We're proud to be a jew". :joker:

As Jewish songwriters go, I don't think she's given Bob Dylan and Paul Simon much to worry about.

[InOne]

Final part on tonight :pipe:

[InOne]

I guess Sandy was the better one out of those two to win. She kept her cool all the way through and is old but a bit more 'hip'. The ending was really really flat and sudden though.

[Jordan.]

I think overall all Jacqueline deserved to win, she performed best in all the tasks (can't think of anything she did wrong) but it was obvious they'd choose Sandy since she was the most likeable and suitable for the job.

Emma was the star of the show overall, when she came back for the meal and was pissing herself at one of the kids during his speech :joker:

[InOne]

Emma is a true Jewish legend and should have definitely won