The only stock photo you'll ever need.

[Shaun]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma828ryoRo1ru1z2b.jpg

[Benjamin]

Oh, I had one of those the other day. NZ have those as their hotdog (on a stick)

[Ramsay]

What is Novo doing with a cold hotdog?

[Novo]

Seems to get about this guy

http://image.yaymicro.com/rz_512x512/0/2ed/gross-medicine-2ed7a5.jpg

[Shaun]

right this is now his fanclub

[Novo]

Look at those Matalan Jeans it looks like something Locke would wear on a nightout

[Jessica.]

http://image.yaymicro.com/rz_512x512/1/ce4/secret-1ce4364.jpg

[Shaun]

oh it's okay he's come to terms with the corndog now

http://image.business-stock-photo.com/rz_1205x1205/0/4ca/A-Happy-Young-Man-Is-Displaying-His-Corn-Dog-Isolated-Against-A-White-Background-4ca61a.jpg

[Benjamin]

oh god, his teeth. He looks like a male leona.

[Ramsay]

well thank god for that

[Jessica.]

Unfortunately, the corndog gave him food poisoning. :bawling:

http://image.yaymicro.com/rz_1210x1210/0/4ca/food-poisoning-4ca582.jpg

[Shaun]

oh god, his teeth. He looks like a male leona.
don't be so disgusting

http://image.business-stock-photo.com/rz_480x480/0/4ca/A-Young-Man-Is-Vomiting-Into-A-Pail-After-Eating-A-Bad-Corn-Dog-And-Getting-Food-Poisoning-Isolated-Against-A-White-Background-4ca582.jpg

[Shaun]

DAMNIT JESSICA :bawling:

[Ramsay]

rofl

[Benjamin]

:joker:

[Jessica.]

DAMNIT JESSICA :bawling:

I'M SORRY

http://image.yaymicro.com/rz_512x512/0/2a1/crying-onion-man-2a13b8.jpg

[Shaun]

It's okay I forgive you

http://www.dreamstime.com/smiling-male-florist-thumb12052968.jpg

[Jessica.]

It's okay I forgive you

http://www.dreamstime.com/smiling-male-florist-thumb12052968.jpg

Those flowers are beautiful! Thank you.
http://image.yaymicro.com/rz_512x512/0/682/christmas-alcohol-682f1d.jpg

[Benjamin]

This thread is painful.

http://image.yaymicro.com/rz_512x512/2/10d/old-man-with-stomach-ache-210d29e.jpg

[Shaun]

http://www.dreamstime.com/stressed-accountant-thumb8623478.jpg

"I CAN'T TALK TO YOU RIGHT NOW, PATRICK JUST CALLED JOE. A GINGER FAIL!"

[Jack_]

who would buy these...just...why

:joker:

[Jessica.]

THAT IS THE WRONG MODEL BEN GET OUT!
http://image.yaymicro.com/rz_512x512/0/1e3/cold-ears-1e3d40.jpg

[Shaun]

here ben (and anyone else :p): http://www.dreamstime.com/samemodel.php?imageid=14018088&pg=5

http://www.dreamstime.com/internet-privacy-thumb6305489.jpg

"Time to submit my predictions for the X Factor this week"

[Benjamin]

Sorry Jess, here is a present to apologise.

http://image.yaymicro.com/rz_512x512/0/48a/risky-investment-48a935.jpg

[Benjamin]

OMG, this man (we shall name him rupert) is the killer!

http://image.yaymicro.com/rz_512x512/2/ce/bathroom-murder-20ce5f6.jpg

[lostalex]

who's yaymicro? i think i've seen him post on the guardian comments section before.

[Jessica.]

Sorry Jess, here is a present to apologise.

http://image.yaymicro.com/rz_512x512/0/48a/risky-investment-48a935.jpg

Thank you Ben, good job!
http://image.yaymicro.com/rz_512x512/0/5c3/nice-effort-5c3765.jpg

[King Gizzard]

http://footage.shutterstock.com/clip-820051-stock-footage-young-businessman-in-suit-dancing-over-blue-background.html

[_Seth]

I can't cope with the randomness of this thread! :joker:

[King Gizzard]

79 dollars for that, bargain

[Benjamin]

I'm struggling to stay awake.

http://image.yaymicro.com/rz_512x512/0/3dc/wide-eyed-3dc73b.jpg

[Benjamin]

And I'm done

http://image.yaymicro.com/rz_512x512/0/232/sleeping-at-work-2321b9.jpg

[Shaun]

"Someone called Lucas just tweeted me a death threat for supporting Christopher Maloney"

http://www.dreamstime.com/stressed-worker-thumb6220877.jpg

[Jessica.]

http://footage.shutterstock.com/clip-820051-stock-footage-young-businessman-in-suit-dancing-over-blue-background.html

THAT IS THE WRONG MODEL TOO!!
http://image.yaymicro.com/rz_512x512/0/453/mean-teacher-4537af.jpg

[Benjamin]

"Someone called Lucas just tweeted me a death threat for supporting Christopher Maloney"

http://www.dreamstime.com/stressed-worker-thumb6220877.jpg

Are you kidding me?

http://image.yaymicro.com/rz_512x512/0/28b/scared-man-28b921.jpg

[King Gizzard]

do I ****ing care what model it is!?

[Jessica.]

Are you kidding me?

http://image.yaymicro.com/rz_512x512/0/28b/scared-man-28b921.jpg

That picture made me choke on my chewing gum!
http://image.yaymicro.com/rz_512x512/0/3f9/relaxing-after-work-3f9d95.jpg

[Benjamin]

I'll be back soon, I'm just off out for a bit.

http://image.yaymicro.com/rz_512x512/0/22d/jobless-man-22d235.jpg

[Benjamin]

I must text Shaun and get him to remind me to nominate this thread for the TiBB awards

http://image.yaymicro.com/rz_512x512/0/230/text-message-2307d7.jpg

[Jessica.]

I'll be back soon, I'm just off out for a bit.

http://image.yaymicro.com/rz_512x512/0/22d/jobless-man-22d235.jpg

Don't forget your jacket!
http://image.yaymicro.com/rz_512x512/0/3da/yelling-3da231.jpg

[Benjamin]

Don't forget your jacket!
http://image.yaymicro.com/rz_512x512/0/3da/yelling-3da231.jpg

Oh, thanks, reminded me to get my umbrella too, it's a bit damp out.

http://image.yaymicro.com/rz_512x512/0/230/businessman-with-umbrella-230257.jpg

[Shaun]

I must text Shaun and get him to remind me to nominate this thread for the TiBB awards

http://image.yaymicro.com/rz_512x512/0/230/text-message-2307d7.jpg

http://www.dreamstime.com/businessman-on-walkie-talkie-thumb8773745.jpg

"I would but I just remembered the Harold Bishop thread"

[lostalex]

I must text Shaun and get him to remind me to nominate this thread for the TiBB awards

http://image.yaymicro.com/rz_512x512/0/230/text-message-2307d7.jpg


is there a most obnoxious thread category in the TiBB awards?

[Jessica.]

Oh, thanks, reminded me to get my umbrella too, it's a bit damp out.

http://image.yaymicro.com/rz_512x512/0/230/businessman-with-umbrella-230257.jpg

Marvellous idea, nothing like an umbrella to stop yourself from becoming damp!
http://image.yaymicro.com/rz_512x512/0/38e/bright-idea-38e787.jpg

[Benjamin]

http://www.dreamstime.com/businessman-on-walkie-talkie-thumb8773745.jpg

"I would but I just remembered the Harold Bishop thread"

We can nominate both.

http://image.yaymicro.com/rz_512x512/0/57a/stern-employee-57aae7.jpg

[Benjamin]

is there a most obnoxious thread category in the TiBB awards?

Was that aimed at me?

http://image.yaymicro.com/rz_512x512/0/40e/sad-man-40ea5b.jpg

[Jessica.]

is there a most obnoxious thread category in the TiBB awards?

It makes me sick that you would call this thread obnoxious!
http://image.yaymicro.com/rz_512x512/0/230/stomach-pains-23006f.jpg

[Shaun]

I'M SORRY

http://image.yaymicro.com/rz_512x512/0/2a1/crying-onion-man-2a13b8.jpg

i just noticed he's crying before he's even cut it :crazy:

[Jessica.]

i just noticed he's crying before he's even cut it :crazy:

He had accidentally stabbed himself in the face and was compressing the wound until it could be bandaged!
http://image.yaymicro.com/rz_512x512/0/29a/surgery-patient-29a049.jpg

[Benjamin]

He had accidentally stabbed himself in the face and was compressing the wound until it could be bandaged!
http://image.yaymicro.com/rz_512x512/0/29a/surgery-patient-29a049.jpg

It was actually toothache.

http://image.yaymicro.com/rz_512x512/0/40f/sore-tooth-40fb2f.jpg

[Jessica.]

It was actually toothache.

http://image.yaymicro.com/rz_512x512/0/40f/sore-tooth-40fb2f.jpg

he should lay off the sweets then!
http://image.yaymicro.com/rz_512x512/1/ce4/stomach-ache-1ce43b4.jpg

[lostalex]

Was that aimed at me?

http://image.yaymicro.com/rz_512x512/0/40e/sad-man-40ea5b.jpg

yea, that's why i quoted you, cause you said there were TiBB awards coming up.

[lostalex]

I'd like to win an award.

[Jessica.]

I'd like to win an award.

Have this gift as an award for the large impact you make on the forum!
http://image.yaymicro.com/rz_512x512/0/671/gift-offer-671a0f.jpg

[lostalex]

Have this gift as an award for the large impact you make on the forum!
http://image.yaymicro.com/rz_512x512/0/671/gift-offer-671a0f.jpg

nooooooo, i want the kind that goes under your avatar on the left side when you post, not a stupid brown box. :bawling:

[Jessica.]

nooooooo, i want the kind that goes under your avatar on the left side when you post, not a stupid brown box. :bawling:

Well, go away if you are going to be ungrateful!
http://image.yaymicro.com/rz_512x512/0/31e/online-shopping-31e6b3.jpg

[Benjamin]

Have this gift as an award for the large impact you make on the forum!
http://image.yaymicro.com/rz_512x512/0/671/gift-offer-671a0f.jpg

Bet I can guess what is in the box.

http://www.dreamstime.com/emotional-freedom-technique-thumb8773767.jpg

[Jessica.]

FOR NARNIA!
http://image.yaymicro.com/rz_512x512/0/230/promotion-230237.jpg

[Benjamin]

http://www.dreamstime.com/studio-portrait-thumb7123018.jpg

[Marc]

That girl is happy about something.

I bet he's inside of her.

[Shaun]

That girl is happy about something.

I bet he's inside of her.

think this just overtook Mock's incest comment for frontrunner in Cringeworthiest Moment

[Maia]

This thread omg :laugh3:

[Marcus.]

ok

[Josy]

This thread :laugh3:

The Harold Bishop one is still the best though.

[Marc]

think this just overtook Mock's incest comment for frontrunner in Cringeworthiest Moment

Don't be so stupid

[Josy]

Another weird and funny thread

Apart from Marcs comment

[Marsh.]

Please don't bump old threads.

[LukeB]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/f6085387f465a46c3fd73a2eca52c8c0/tumblr_ne4m9fvCLC1terwlso1_500.gif

[Josy]

Please don't bump old threads.

What you gonna do about it

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

think this just overtook Mock's incest comment for frontrunner in Cringeworthiest Moment

see i ****ing said this happened but nobody remembered

[Marsh.]

That girl is happy about something.

I bet he's inside of her.

:joker::joker::joker:

[Marsh.]

What you gonna do about it

:fist:

[LukeB]

:fist:

ban her :fan:

[Calderyon]

So who is this guy?

I bet it´s something like Harry Donovan.

[Jessica.]

:flutter: Amazing thread.

[T*]

outfit on fleek
http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/costume-party-8153446.jpg

[Calderyon]

Harry Frederick Donovan, 39-years old man originally from Derby. Lives in London nowadays. Married with 2 kids. Graduated from Oxford Business School with high honors.

A middle class hero who works 12 hours a day as a stockbroker on London stock exchange. A true peoples champion, who only seeks to rid the world of a menace called corn dogs. Likes sweets and as a hobby plays with his computer a lot. Occasional party goer.

Has a weird fetish of wearing oven mists on his hands while watching TV.

[Benjamin]

This thread :love: