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Mystic Mock
23-10-2012, 09:31 PM
Basically the rules of the game is to just speak like a Chav.

Now give me me Burger you twat, do you fink I have all day? my Mom will kill my girlfriend at this rate innit.

Now your turn.
Alf
23-10-2012, 09:34 PM
dont disrespect me, you get me?
Doogle
23-10-2012, 09:36 PM
Basically the rules of the game is to just speak like a Chav.

Now give me me Burger you twat, do you fink I have all day? my Mom will kill my girlfriend at this rate innit.

Now your turn.

This might just be the greatest thing I've ever read :joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:: joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:
Black Dagger
23-10-2012, 09:38 PM
OMG I AM DEAD... :joker:
Mystic Mock
23-10-2012, 09:48 PM
I fought Doogle and Black Dagger would like it.
Jarrod
23-10-2012, 09:49 PM
:idc: Just to mention that i say Mom normally, it's not really 'chavvy' isit.
Jordan.
23-10-2012, 09:57 PM
How sure are you that he's the dad?

"50/40"

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3tx00EaX11qfwmabo1_1280.jpg
Mystic Mock
23-10-2012, 10:00 PM
:idc: Just to mention that i say Mom normally, it's not really 'chavvy' isit.

I say Mom aswell but the Chavvy parts are suppose to be "fink", "innit", and "me Burger" instead of my Burger.
Novo
23-10-2012, 10:17 PM
Get to bed Mock
Mystic Mock
23-10-2012, 10:19 PM
Get to bed Mock

I can't as i've got to have me Drugs first innit then shag a load of girls.:hugesmile:
Benjamin
23-10-2012, 10:20 PM
Are you mugging me off, what the hell is this thread?
Novo
23-10-2012, 10:25 PM
This thread is like Brother Leon's dictionary
Mystic Mock
23-10-2012, 10:26 PM
Are you mugging me off, what the hell is this thread?

It's the Chav Game.:hugesmile:
Brother Leon
23-10-2012, 10:27 PM
Mock, you need to conduct further research on the vocabulary of "Chavs". :)

This thread is like Brother Leon's dictionary

Fall back,cuz.
Redway
23-10-2012, 10:27 PM
If someone could write a whole dictionary on this I might finally be able to understand one of Legend Killer's posts.
Mystic Mock
23-10-2012, 10:30 PM
If someone could write a whole dictionary on this I might finally be able to understand one of Legend Killer's posts.

Sure fing buddy.:joker:
Mystic Mock
23-10-2012, 10:30 PM
Mock, you need to conduct further research on the vocabulary of "Chavs". :)



Fall back,cuz.

Don't worry I will fanks.
Legend killer
23-10-2012, 10:43 PM
http://arashmazinani.com/wp-content/uploads/ladies_images/chezza1.jpg
Jack_
23-10-2012, 10:44 PM
http://www.strandbooks.com/resources/strand/images/products/partitioned/6/1/1/184467696X.1.zoom.jpg
Legend killer
23-10-2012, 10:46 PM
If someone could write a whole dictionary on this I might finally be able to understand one of Legend Killer's posts.

http://i716.photobucket.com/albums/ww167/BlackTee-WinterCast/Forums/SouljaBoyUMad.gif
Mystic Mock
23-10-2012, 10:49 PM
'Innit bled u fking cnt i tlk lik dis cos i jst gt off phne to ar sophi innit.
Kizzy
23-10-2012, 10:58 PM
Didn't anyone swear or speak with a regional accent prior to 1990?...
Mystic Mock
23-10-2012, 11:02 PM
Didn't anyone swear or speak with a regional accent prior to 1990?...

Are you defending the creatures known as Chavs?:shocked:
Kizzy
23-10-2012, 11:33 PM
Are you defending the creatures known as Chavs?:shocked:

There is no such thing as a chav.
Brother Leon
23-10-2012, 11:45 PM
There is no such thing as a chav.

:worship:


10 points for most love. The most irritating word.
Mystic Mock
24-10-2012, 07:11 PM
Of course there's such a word as a Chav, just look at John Terry.
InOne
24-10-2012, 07:29 PM
Chav died in like 2005. They're now back to being the underclass.
Brother Leon
24-10-2012, 08:15 PM
Of course there's such a word as a Chav, just look at John Terry.

As much as I hate the prick, you clearly don't even know the whole Chav stereotype,Mock. :laugh: