50 shades of Hai/

[Shaun]

On January 12, 1968, Allah gave unto us his most treasured possession. Brown locks flowing to the floor in luxurious curls and illustrious waves, this Massachusetts fox soon begun her saintly offensive on the Western Hemisphere, bringing down evil infidel-establishments such as Enron and Big Brother (the latter as a spy, in 2006).

It is Allah's mission unto the Bingham to vex all those who cross her path with the Swollen Clitoris, as Mohamed told unto us at the Masjid al-Nabawi, and superior wisdom and intellect. Cross us at Allah's mercy. Allāhu Akbar

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YOU SMILE, MY HEART IS SLOWLY BREAKING BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE DREAMING OF SOMEONE ELSE.

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA.

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The Holy Bingham

Members:
Dezzy
LemonJam
Matt
Shaun
Zee

Staff:
Rory - vagisil supplier
lily. - maid
Beastie - barmaid

[Lee.]

-shrugs and leaves-

[Tom4784]

We're spectacular.

[Z]

spec/

[Matt]

Rory - vagisil supplier

Thank god for that, I'd ran out :bawling:

[Iceman]

Guest
Viewing 'No Permission' Message Replying to Thread
Traci Bingham's Swollen Clitoris

Guests want in on this.....

[LemonJam]

hai.

[Shaun]

you are confusing us with Cleo Rocos' inflamed labia, Judas. Away with your indecency.

[Lee.]

We're spectacular.

spec/

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lirxzbZfc11qa7fiz.gif

[GiRTh]

can i join?

[Matt]

can i join?

Sorry but girth would only make her clitoris swell more

[LemonJam]

Sorry but girth would only make her clitoris swell more

-chokes-

[Shaun]

We can only have teams up to 5 sorry :tongue: unless you'd like to join the staff.

[arista]

We can only have teams up to 5 sorry :tongue: unless you'd like to join the staff.


Spiffing
you Hussy

[Matt]

188 views already, YAY :D

Not long until we're more popular than naked Emily Parr

[Judas]

We are only 8 views behind but we will beat you know on views aswell as brains. MTV's Jusy and the Happy Turtles will never be defeated, you dirty bunch of clits. Even arista thinks you are all hussys.

[Matt]

We are only 8 views behind but we will beat you know on views aswell as brains. MTV's Jusy and the Happy Turtles will never be defeated, you dirty bunch of clits. Even arista thinks you are all hussys.

No you won't - you're bigger twats than we are, and we're named after a vagina ;)

[Stu]

You think the clit is swollen now? Just wait until it's fisted by an old man on steroids.

That's us, baby.

HAVE AT YOU!

[Benjamin]

Sorry but girth would only make her clitoris swell more

:laugh3:

PMSL!

[Shaun]

we've survived arista and GiRTh, we'll survive Sylvester Stallone - you're forgetting that we've breathed the same air as your mother Jackie :bored: we know everything about your franchise, infidel. Allāhu Akbar

[Stu]

... Sylvester ... Stallone?

Focus on the task at hand, boy. Taking down the mighty Rocky Balboa and his all star heavyweight dream team.

[Tom4784]

We're winning in the view stakes, we'll take the game with ease too. Rocky Balboa will have to settle to being left in the shadows of Traci Bingham's Swollen Clitoris.

[Stu]

'The views stake'

:joker:.

[Judas]

No you won't - you're bigger twats than we are, and we're named after a vagina ;)
- pretends to take joke seriously -

:shocked: Turtle, ban these bitches. :bawling:

We're winning in the view stakes, we'll take the game with ease too. Rocky Balboa will have to settle to being left in the shadows of Traci Bingham's Swollen Clitoris. .

The views only refresh periodically... you wait untill tomorrow, the world wide web will be flocking to see MTV's Jusy and the Happy Turtles/Vanessa Hudgens vadge.

[Shaun]

the sex was spectacular

[Matt]

the sex was spectacular

I'm not sure Traci agrees

[Z]

CHLOE SEVIGNY BLOWJOB SCENE

.caps.

[Judas]

CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY GAY SCANDAL PORN TOPLESS SOPHIA BUSH

caps

the sex was spectacular

We've just sold out more... we're gonna beat you before this starts, bitches.

-wonders how extreme the titles will get by the end -

[Z]

We've just sold out more... we're gonna beat you before this starts, bitches.

-wonders how extreme the titles will get by the end -

that's right, keep viewing our thread and replying to it, haters make us famous! I've not even been in your floppy turtles thread :dance:

[Matt]

We've just sold out more... we're gonna beat you before this starts, bitches.

-wonders how extreme the titles will get by the end -

Anything you can do we can do better
Boy we can do it with swollen clits
:dazzler:

[Z]

JUSTIN BIEBER MILA KUNIS CHRIS MOYLES GAY FETISH THREESOME

lolol

[Shaun]

SARAH JESSICA PARKER RIDDEN LIKE A...SARAH JESSICA PARKER BY CHARLES DARWIN

omg

[Matt]

MILA KUNIS BLAKE LIVELY LINDSAY LOHAN MEGAN FOX LESBIAN FOUR IN A BED DILDO LEATHER PVC WHIPS FETISH NAKED ORGY SEX TAPE HARDCORE XXX

We're sooo better at this ;)

[Z]

CHERYL COLE MASTURBATION CLIP KIMBERLEY WALSH XXX HARDCORE

#winning

[Z]

PAMELA ANDERSON TOMMY LEE SEX TAPE


Link: bit.ly/pornlol!!!!1one

[Judas]

Oh we so wipping yo' asses!

[Beastie]

Can I join please? PLEASE. Weather it is being a member or a poo attendant I am not fussed.

[Shaun]

Beastie you can be a barmaid.

[Shaun]

oh. hiya.

[Z]

Who on earth moved it and why?!

[Matt]

Who on earth moved it and why?!

IKR

Who's the see you next tuesday that moved our see you next tuesday

[Z]

IKR

Who's the see you next tuesday that moved our see you next tuesday

I'm gonna punch them right in the oh very amazing, really it's exquisite sir!

[Beastie]

Beastie you can be a barmaid.

Woo! Thanks :)

Allright folks..... it's now HAPPY HOUR.

Come and get your free Slippery Nipple Shots!!

[Z]

Can't wait to lay down the law

[Shaun]

don't edit my topic :bored:

[Matt]

Can't wait to lay down the law

They's got no chance in hell

[Matt]

Look at all these fails with their faily team threads

There's only one swollen clit! *chants*

[Niamh.]

There's something very fishy about this teamhttp://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m157/shawndavis713/Smilys/AddEmoticons04236.gif

[Tom4784]

There's something very fishy about this teamhttp://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m157/shawndavis713/Smilys/AddEmoticons04236.gif

That's just you *Rory offers you some vagisil*

[Tom.]

188 views already, YAY :D

Not long until we're more popular than naked Emily Parr

Currently on 10,920 views with a post to view ratio of 1:170

The Shack is below with double the views on 22,402 but 3892 posts, giving a view to post ratio of 1:5.75

Still a long way to go before Emily's 102,456 views are beaten

I should really give up my day job and become a statistician

[Vicky.]

Currently on 10,920 views with a post to view ratio of 1:170

The Shack is below with double the views on 22,402 but 3892 posts, giving a view to post ratio of 1:5.75

Still a long way to go before Emily's 102,456 views are beaten

I should really give up my day job and become a statistician

Or...you know...get out more :tongue:

[Tom.]

Or...you know...get out more :tongue:

Thats already a given, hence the post :joker:

[Matt]

Still a long way to go before Emily's 102,456 views are beaten

Is that a challenge?

[Tom.]

Is that a challenge?

Why not. Already managed 10000 views in 2 days, see if this can be most viewed thread on TIBB by the end of April :D

[Judas]

Why not. Already managed 10000 views in 2 days, see if this can be most viewed thread on TIBB by the end of April :D

Everyone was cheating, using special add-ons to increase the views. Hense it goes up by around five thousand in an hour then only 100 in 10 hours :hugesmile:

[Vicky.]

My my, judas. Arent them grapes sour....

[Judas]

My my, judas. Arent them grapes sour....

My grapes aren't sour... more bitter. Silly, silly old cheats.
-mumbles off into background -

[Shaun]

omg matt rofl

[Z]

fierce

[LemonJam]

hai

[Vicky.]

Currently on 10,920 views with a post to view ratio of 1:170

The Shack is below with double the views on 22,402 but 3892 posts, giving a view to post ratio of 1:5.75

Still a long way to go before Emily's 102,456 views are beaten

I should really give up my day job and become a statistician

Well both this thread, and the happy turtles beat her :D

[Shaun]

wurkitgurlz

[Iceman]

well done

[Matt]

NEVER underestimate a swollen clitoris ;)

[Iceman]

I never did haha

[Maia]

LOL Well done! :D

[Iceman]

so will you be having a party in Traci Bingham's Swollen Clitoris?

[Shaun]

it'll be a bit of a squeeze but we'll give it a bash

[Iceman]

I might come into you if thats okay? or is it just a quick little bash?

[Z]

Well if we have space to cram a few happy turtles in here then I guess we can fit anything in!


~winners

[Vicky.]

Matt should design a name specific award for you all for winning...

-Imagines the team posting with mini clits next to their names-

:joker:

[Shaun]

rofl, I've dreamed of such a day

[GypsyGoth]

Will I ask a mod to add this award http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/6017/awardm.png to your profiles?

[Shaun]

that'd be lovely Claudia :lovedup:

[Shaun]

I'm still working on a sequel to this quiz btw, I only have one round sorted though LOL

[Matt]

I'm still working on a sequel to this quiz btw, I only have one round sorted though LOL

But then you can't be on our team :(

[GypsyGoth]

I'm still working on a sequel to this quiz btw, I only have one round sorted though LOL

:amazed: :love:

Really cool, I found it very time consuming to do some of the rounds.

[Shaun]

screengrabbing all the videos / films must have taken ages :o

[Matt]

:amazed: :love:

Really cool, I found it very time consuming to do some of the rounds.

You should replace Shaun :amazed:

We need a quiz fix now that MPD is over

[GypsyGoth]

You should replace Shaun :amazed:

We need a quiz fix now that MPD is over

:D It depends when it'll be on, I might be going on holidays, well I will be going to a couple of different places but I don't know when.

[Beastie]

Does Traci have big clit lips?

[Matt]

We're back baby <3

But what do we do now we're Gregless?! :(

[Smithy]

throw in the towel

[Shaun]

and shaunless :nono:

[Matt]

and shaunless :nono:

Bitch you've already been replaced

That said we'll need you to update the thread title on request :bigsmile:

[Matt]

CLITORIS CRISIS AS CHERYL ZEEDY DROPPED FROM QUIZ TEAM

Bosses of TiBB Pub Quiz team Traci Bingham's Swollen Clitoris are frantically searching to find a last-minute replacement for Cheryl Zeedy, who they sensationally dropped last night.

The Daily S**t understands that Zeedy was ditched because of his thick Scottish accent, which his teammates struggled to understand despite the fact that one of them is Scottish. He is set to go on holiday to escape the media limelight and consider his next move.

This blow comes days after Dannii Shaunogue quit the team to become an executive producer of the quiz. He was replaced by 22-year-old N-Dubz rapper Tulily Cont... cont-o.. const... err... you know the one. The bird.

An insider close to the team said: "To say they're panicking is an understatement. They only have two weeks to find a new team member before the rounds begin."

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The insider told us that one of the options Clitoris is considering is a talent show, Clit's Got Talent (mock logo pictured), which would scour TiBB to find the best in quizzing talent.

They added: "The Clitorati is keen to distract the public from the mess that they are in at the moment, and they think that a talent show would be a wonderful way to get the attention off of Cheryl Zeedy's exit."

Traci Bingham's Swollen Clitoris refused to comment.

Shocking :eek:

[Z]

s'bin an affa shawkin time attae mohmint bu' ah fink ahl be arite inna end eh!

[Z]

Poor Cheryl Zeedy s0b

[Shaun]

LEMONJAM CANNOT MAKE IT

i propose a team of

Dezzy - Zee - Matt - Shaun - lily.
can we agree gurls

[Z]

GIRLS UNITE! I'm excited to be returning to the fold