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Clom
16-07-2006, 10:42 PM
(forget the love Island thread, this topic deserves it's own space)

Ok folks, this was the moment the whole country has been waiting for. The excitement earlier was a little too much for me but I have now contained myself amongst all the emotions of the 10-11pm timeslot. Brimming with confidence, that recognisable swagger and cheeky grin, the Legend has returned to the Island. The one 'known only as Dan-nan' is back by popular demand to send ITV ratings into viewing heaven.
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Ella
16-07-2006, 10:45 PM
Hes a twonk! :joker:
Mike
16-07-2006, 10:50 PM
I switched over after BB and saw him in that little secret hut making comments about all the other celebs when he knows nothing about them, also it annoys me that he thinks he is gods gift to women when hes not.
Clom
16-07-2006, 10:51 PM
Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Hes a twonk! :joker: arh, the delightful Elz_Belz, how are you today. I just new you would turn up first to ruin my excitement.
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Ella
16-07-2006, 10:52 PM
Originally posted by Clom
Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Hes a twonk! :joker: arh, the delightful Elz_Belz, how are you today. I just new you would turn up first to ruin my excitement.
:sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

LOL sorry clom but i dont like him hes a weirdo :laugh:
Clom
16-07-2006, 10:59 PM
Originally posted by Mike
I switched over after BB and saw him in that little secret hut making comments about all the other celebs when he knows nothing about them, also it annoys me that he thinks he is gods gift to women when hes not. Yes, I switched over at 9:58 just before Jayne got undressed! yuk. Danan in the secret house was compelling viewing and he was so wonderfully hilarious. He doesn't think he is gods gift to women, he knows he is. A quality that most men lack these days.
Clom
16-07-2006, 11:06 PM
Originally posted by Elz_Belz
LOL sorry clom but i dont like him hes a weirdo :laugh: Muchaz respect to the one known only as Elz_Belz. Your posts are somewhat difficult to answer, but on the other hand, highly entertaining. God bless you my dear.
:joker: :joker:
Ella
16-07-2006, 11:19 PM
Originally posted by Clom
Originally posted by Elz_Belz
LOL sorry clom but i dont like him hes a weirdo :laugh: Muchaz respect to the one known only as Elz_Belz. Your posts are somewhat difficult to answer, but on the other hand, highly entertaining. God bless you my dear.
:joker: :joker:

Lol why thankyou! I appreciate your kind words....will you be my puppet?
Sparacus
16-07-2006, 11:25 PM
It is good to see the one known only as Da-Nan back where he belongs, the Island of lurve. Hopefully once Billie Piper arrives he and her can combine their genes to create their superior children.
killerqueen
16-07-2006, 11:27 PM
I apologise my Emperor for my tardy return
Clom
16-07-2006, 11:34 PM
Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Lol why thankyou! I appreciate your kind words....will you be my puppet?
How could one turn down such a delightful request, what are the requirements?
killerqueen
16-07-2006, 11:37 PM
well one of them is quite apparent...
Ella
16-07-2006, 11:41 PM
Originally posted by Clom
Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Lol why thankyou! I appreciate your kind words....will you be my puppet?
How could one turn down such a delightful request, what are the requirements?

You must entertain me when im bored, you must sing and dance and i want to be able to ridicule you, i will feed you peanuts aswell
killerqueen
16-07-2006, 11:41 PM
OOO peanuts.......
killerqueen
16-07-2006, 11:46 PM
Dana is back and there's gonna be trouble Hey na ne na Danan is back
Sparacus
16-07-2006, 11:48 PM
Dananaman.
http://cartoon.irc.co.il/bananaman.gif

I am quite surprised that no-one worked out his secret identity yet.
Arneldo
16-07-2006, 11:49 PM
He is the biggest **** i have ever seen.
Ella
16-07-2006, 11:50 PM
Originally posted by bb4eva
He is the biggest **** i have ever seen.

LMFAO!!! i agree there!! :laugh:

Sorry again clom but he is a tard!
killerqueen
16-07-2006, 11:51 PM
He is Eric from Acacia avenue and I claim my £5
SiMoN!
17-07-2006, 07:54 AM
it still boring

he wont be as good as last yr
Ella
17-07-2006, 09:31 AM
Danan is a loser
Dan_
17-07-2006, 11:41 AM
A funny loser though.He's the only thing that will liven up that shower of shite.
rex3
17-07-2006, 11:44 AM
danan's a ***** - suprised ***** isn't cencored.
Ella
17-07-2006, 11:45 AM
Danan likes to eat haggis on hot days
rex3
17-07-2006, 11:47 AM
danans real name is dan, he thought danan would be cooler, what a tosa
Clom
18-07-2006, 10:27 PM
Originally posted by rex3
danans real name is dan, he thought danan would be cooler, what a tosa Danan was born Paul David-Danny Danan. At a very young age his father developed a stutter, he then became known as Da-na-na-da-nan. His father then perfected this inferiority and he was then known as Da-Nan. He later became a legend in the children's television highs of the late eighties and was known only as Dananaman. Before eventually becoming the face of ITV1, a new ratings stalwart, the one known only as Danan!
killerqueen
19-07-2006, 12:27 AM
Danan is back doo doo do do do
Clom
19-07-2006, 01:25 AM
Song for (series) Ten

Yes I woke up today!,
ITV seemed a restless place,
It could have been that way for me,

As I pondered around,
I just thought of a face,
That Face of I-T-V is me, (ooh ohh ohh ohho)

I wish that they would-just-come listen to me,
cos-a-dream came into my head,
I'm not-talking I-T-V-3!

Then I started to walk,
Pretty soon I will Sail,
Yes, I'll be sailing back to you!,

Headline-news in The Star,
and I'm talk at the bar,
Cos I'm just coming back for you, (ooh ohh ohh ohho)

I wish that i was just like any other fan,
but-I-cant just turn a blind eye,
Cos - I - am Paul Danan!
Princess
19-07-2006, 01:27 AM
I was flicking today and thought I had deja-vu!I liked him last year actually.
Clom
19-07-2006, 01:31 AM
Yeah, He's ok I reckon, not that fussed about him really.
:wink:
killerqueen
19-07-2006, 09:43 AM
Dananaman rulezzzzzzzzzz