best / worst sexual experience?

[the truth]

hmm once you settle into a set routine I find sex is less memorable...enjoyable but not so memorable

Im not a man who likes to do it in the pool or on park benches,
but the beach is my fave , our frozen white backsides bouncing off the pale moonlight, with just our bodies to provide any heat, away from the idiotic human race, just the 2 of us on planet earth, and in between the spanking and the rhythmic pumping, me providing the bob marley tunes, badly:dance: what woman could resist?

the worst? semi lob on..... always boil the frog slowly:joker:

[CharlieO]

jn4sXY2u9xg

[Legend killer]

Best - "OH MY GOD YOUR SO BIG"

Worst - " Cummed as soon as those words were uttered"

SRS!!!!

[CharlieO]

*you're

[GiRTh]

jn4sXY2u9xg:joker:

[Alf]

worse
getting caught knocking one out by me mam's bloke when i was about 17

[Vanessa]

Best : An ex boyfriend who gave me multiple orgasms. :blush2:
Worse : My first time. He was such a jerk. He threw me out afterwards. :bawling:

[LemonJam]

jn4sXY2u9xg

:laugh3:

[Marsh.]

jn4sXY2u9xg

mr2sLoTmotI

[the truth]

Best : An ex boyfriend who gave me multiple orgasms. :blush2:
Worse : My first time. He was such a jerk. He threw me out afterwards. :bawling:

tell us more vanessa:wavey:

[Marsh.]

Best : An ex boyfriend who gave me multiple orgasms. :blush2:
Worse : My first time. He was such a jerk. He threw me out afterwards. :bawling:

Euphemism?

Kinky. :evilgrin:

[microscope]

Deciding not to have sex with a girl who was just starting her period and wanted me to have sex with her even though she was bleeding. I refrained from doing it (thank god) and she was a right slag so I guess I made the right choice since I didn't really want to catch anything lol

[the truth]

Deciding not to have sex with a girl who was just starting her period and wanted me to have sex with her even though she was bleeding. I refrained from doing it (thank god) and she was a right slag so I guess I made the right choice since I didn't really want to catch anything lol

good decision

[lostalex]

best: 14 hour meth-binge sex marathon with a guy that was taller than me (i'd never been with a guy that was taller than me)

worst: a closet-case (probably married) guy who was so worthless at oral sex (he literally just put it in his mouth and didn't move) that i got so angry I berated him and asked him to leave. He looked like he was about to cry.

[Saph]

i got so angry I berated him and asked him to leave.

:laugh:

[Mystic Mock]

hmm once you settle into a set routine I find sex is less memorable...enjoyable but not so memorable

Im not a man who likes to do it in the pool or on park benches,
but the beach is my fave , our frozen white backsides bouncing off the pale moonlight, with just our bodies to provide any heat, away from the idiotic human race, just the 2 of us on planet earth, and in between the spanking and the rhythmic pumping, me providing the bob marley tunes, badly:dance: what woman could resist?

the worst? semi lob on..... always boil the frog slowly:joker:

Is this a dating service?

Anyway being serious I can't have sex outside, I have a weird phobia about sitting down or lying down outside so it would definitely have to be indoors, and the girl to actually have personality and not be scared of me would also be preferable.:joker:

[Marsh.]

wanted me to have sex with her even though she was bleeding.

:eek: Urgh.

best: i'd never been with a guy that was taller than me)

worst: i got so angry I berated him and asked him to leave.

:laugh2:


Anyway being serious I can't have sex outside, I have a weird phobia about sitting down or lying down outside so it would definitely have to be indoors, and the girl to actually have personality and not be scared of me would also be preferable.:joker:

:joker: :laugh2:
Why would she be scared of you?

[lostalex]

we need more stories in this thread.

and seriously mock, why would she be scared of you? are you scary?

[Marcus.]

i am saving my self

[Marcus.]

i am saving my self

for the right person

but i would have sex indoors with an big lady and has an good personalty

[Mystic Mock]

:eek: Urgh.



:laugh2:



:joker: :laugh2:
Why would she be scared of you?

Good question but I just seem to scare girls.:joker:

[Marcus.]

Good question but I just seem to scare girls.:joker:

oh so do i

[Mystic Mock]

oh so do i

I don't get why though BB12? what have we done to deserve this treatment?:bawling:

[Marcus.]

I don't get why though BB12? what have we done to deserve this treatment?:bawling:

i know

[the truth]

best: 14 hour meth-binge sex marathon with a guy that was taller than me (i'd never been with a guy that was taller than me)

worst: a closet-case (probably married) guy who was so worthless at oral sex (he literally just put it in his mouth and didn't move) that i got so angry I berated him and asked him to leave. He looked like he was about to cry.

what the heck is a meth binge session?

[Marcus.]

Best -my first time with my ex fiancée ( candles,music and rose rose petals)

Worst - it did not last long fist time

[Legend killer]

14 hour sex session WTF , I can go 14 mins MAX

SRS

[Marcus.]

Best -my first time with my ex fiancée ( candles,music and rose rose petals)

Worst - it did not last long fist time

as i said it was are first time and i am saving myself now for the right women

[reece(:]

Worst - it did not last long fist time

you can only learn from your mistakes, fists are not the way to a girl's heart.

[Doogle]

you can only learn from your mistakes, fists are not the way to a girl's heart.

:joker::joker:

[Marcus.]

you can only learn from your mistakes, fists are not the way to a girl's heart.

sorry it was going to say

worst - is was our first time

[Marcus.]

you can only learn from your mistakes, fists are not the way to a girl's heart.

not fist

Best -my first time with my ex fiancee ( candles,music and rose rose petals
very romantic)

Worst - it did not last long first time

[Cherie]

as i said it was are first time and i am saving myself now for the right women

is women a spelling error or your hopes for the future BB12..:evilgrin:

[Marcus.]

as i said it was are first time and i am saving myself now for the right women

is women a spelling error or your hopes for the future BB12..:evilgrin:

no i saving myself for an women so my hope for the future :blush:

[Munchkins]

Best: none
worst: none

#loner

[Marcus.]

i saving my self for the right women to come along and i know i can do the candles muisc and rose petals again

[Cherie]

i saving my self for the right women to come along and i know i can do the candles muisc and rose petals again

aw... how lovely, im hoping Sheriff is taking notes.(edit, from here on the forum....not from the side of the bed).

[Marcus.]

aw... how lovely, im hoping Sheriff is taking notes.

yeah he is

and thank you you dont think is too chessey

[Marcus.]

aw... how lovely, im hoping Sheriff is taking notes.(edit, from here on the forum....not from the side of the bed).

yeah same here

[Marcus.]

aw... how lovely, im hoping Sheriff is taking notes.(edit, from here on the forum....not from the side of the bed).

hi hope he not in the house and you dont find that cheseey

[Munchkins]

I'm saving my self :hugesmile: xoxo

#notahoelikemostgirlsmyage

[Marcus.]

I'm saving my self :hugesmile: xoxo

#notahoelikemostgirlsmyage

it is once whith my ex but going to do the same

[Cherie]

hi hope he not in the house and you dont find that cheseey

No not cheesy at all...very romantic... most girls love that sort of thing..:blush:

[Marcus.]

No not cheesy at all...very romantic... most girls love that sort of thing..:blush:

aww well i like that :blush:

[Marcus.]

i am very romantic :blush:

[Mystic Mock]

Im as far from romantic as you can possibly get.