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bbfan1991
29-10-2012, 12:52 AM
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A drunk Zimbabwean man has been caught having sex with a donkey in his back garden.

The 28-year-old was spotted with the animal by neighbours, who called the police.

According to Standard Kenya, when officers confronted the man he insisted that the donkey was a prostitute he had hired for 20 Zimbabwe dollars earlier that evening.

He explained that he had taken the "lady" home, where they had decided to have sex in his backyard before they got into the house.

"I don't know how the prostitute became a donkey," he said.

"I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I was seriously in love with the donkey."

The local magistrate has ordered that the man, who was arrested for his actions, be examined by government doctors to assess his mental health.

Marsh.
29-10-2012, 12:53 AM
First person I thought of was Makosi.

Mystic Mock
29-10-2012, 12:54 AM
Why are people such asses and have to keep sexually harass Donkeys for? harass something else lol.

Omah
29-10-2012, 02:05 AM
26 Oct 2011

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8850298/Zimbabwean-man-claims-prostitute-turned-to-donkey.html

Zimbabwean man claims prostitute turned to donkey
A Zimbabwean man has told a court that he hired a prostitute who during the night transformed into a donkey, and that he is now "seriously in love" with the animal, according to state media.

lostalex
29-10-2012, 12:52 PM
it's a lot more common than people think...

Me. I Am Salman
29-10-2012, 01:28 PM
DS are recycling stories

Smithy
29-10-2012, 02:10 PM
Hasn't this been posted before?