BB12 to do list thread for an date

[Marcus.]

for me for an date/ask someone out

1.get an rose for the lady
2. Tell her she looks good.
3. Compliment her choice of clothes
4. Wear your best shirts
5. Make sure you smell good. Nothing nicer than a man who smells good. Treat yourself to some nice aftershave, and don't use too much.
6. Make sure to pop in a few breath mints before the date
7. Don't start touching her up, let her make most of the advances.

[Mystic Mock]

2. Tell her she looks good.

[King Gizzard]

3. Compliment her choice of clothes

[Roy Mars III]

4. Pull out her chair for her

[King Gizzard]

4. Wear your best shirts

[Kate!]

5. Make sure you smell good. Nothing nicer than a man who smells good. Treat yourself to some nice aftershave, and don't use too much.

[Roy Mars III]

6. Make sure to pop in a few breath mints before the date

[King Gizzard]

7. Recite some Shakespeare

[Mystic Mock]

8. Don't start touching her up, let her make most of the advances.

[Marcus.]

7.walk her home

[Mystic Mock]

7. Recite some Shakespeare

Isn't that a bit cheesy?

[Roy Mars III]

9. Compare her to a flower

[Vicky.]

Get her very drunk.

[thesheriff443]

9then do her so hard she forgets here name!

[Marcus.]

i am an gent so i will not touchy feeling

[King Gizzard]

Isn't that a bit cheesy?

Girls love that ****

[Mystic Mock]

12. Crack a joke every now and again, girls love a guy with humor.

[King Gizzard]

Ask her if she enjoys running because she's been running through your mind ever since you met her

[Marcus.]

8. Don't start touching her up, let her make most of the advances.

Get her very drunk.

that an no

[Roy Mars III]

11. Give her your coat/jacket/what ever guys call it if she is cold

[Vicky.]

Do NOT mention being utterly obsessed with any previous BB contestants. Infact do not mention you watch BB at all. Its generally not deemed a good thing.

[Marcus.]

9then do her so hard she forgets here name!

i am saving my self so no

[Kate!]

lmao at the Sheriff ;)

[Marcus.]

Do NOT mention being utterly obsessed with any previous BB contestants. Infact do not mention you watch BB at all. Its generally not deemed a good thing.

right

[thesheriff443]

i am saving my self so no

its ok i will do it for you!

[King Gizzard]

Compare yourself to a young Marlon Brando

[Kizzy]

Don't forget your wallet!

[Marcus.]

Ask her if she enjoys running because she's been running through your mind ever since you met her

12. Crack a joke every now and again, girls love a guy with humor.

Do NOT mention being utterly obsessed with any previous BB contestants. Infact do not mention you watch BB at all. Its generally not deemed a good thing.

all good stuff

[Mystic Mock]

Laugh at any jokes she makes.

[Marcus.]

Don't forget your wallet!

right

[Vicky.]

Don't forget your wallet!

Heh. Fantastic tip right there.

Also make sure its very full and she gets a glimpse ;)

[Marcus.]

Laugh at any jokes she makes.

ok

[Roy Mars III]

make sure you split the tab 50/50 none of this paying full sexism

[Marcus.]

Heh. Fantastic tip right there.

Also make sure its very full and she gets a glimpse ;)

ok

[Marcus.]

make sure you split the tab 50/50 none of this paying full sexism

i will not i would pay 80/20

[King Gizzard]

Pop the front of house a 50 pound note so that you get a scenic view of Newcastle

[Marcus.]

Pop the front of house a 50 pound note so that you get a scenic view of Newcastle

the best view

[King Gizzard]

Say haway at least 12 times

[Mystic Mock]

Tell her that you've got another girl that your interested in to make her jealous.

[thesheriff443]

be all over her like rash.

[Locke.]

Talk her through the tactics Chris Powell used at the weekend

[King Gizzard]

If you listen to any of the sheriff's advice you will be joining him on the sex offenders register

[Vicky.]

If you listen to any of the sheriff's advice you will be joining him on the sex offenders register

:joker:

[Marcus.]

Say haway at least 12 times

Tell her that you've got another girl that your interested in to make her jealous.

be all over her like rash.

no i be an gent

[thesheriff443]

If you listen to any of the sheriff's advice you will be joining him on the sex offenders register

i did go to the jimmy savile school of dateing!

[Marcus.]

Talk her through the tactics Chris Powell used at the weekend

no i talk about how she is

[Roy Mars III]

'accidentally' drop a magnum condom in front of her

[Vicky.]

i did go to the jimmy savile school of dateing!

On that note, make sure she is of legal age before arranging the date. Some girls round newcastle look a lot older than they are due to ridiculous amounts of makeup and skimpy clothes.

[Vanessa]

'accidentally' drop a magnum condom in front of her

:joker:

[Marcus.]

'accidentally' drop a magnum condom in front of her

not doing that

On that note, make sure she is of legal age before arranging the date. Some girls round newcastle look a lot older than they are due to ridiculous amounts of makeup and skimpy clothes.

yes i will

[Kate!]

Stroke her hair.

The hair on her head, before the sheriff says otherwise :laugh2:

[thesheriff443]

tell her you you dont want a 69 but a 68 and you will owe her one!

[Marcus.]

Stroke her hair.

The hair on her head, before the sheriff says otherwise :laugh2:

yeah

[Marcus.]

tell her you you dont want a 69 but a 68 and you will owe her one!

no

[Mystic Mock]

i did go to the jimmy savile school of dateing!

:joker:

Anyway make sure that you don't spill drink on her clothes.

[Marcus.]

:joker:

Anyway make sure that you don't spill drink on her clothes.

yeah i do get the shakes

[Mystic Mock]

Stroke her hair.

The hair on her head, before the sheriff says otherwise :laugh2:

Is she a Cat?:joker:

[thesheriff443]

Is she a Cat?:joker:

no but she has a pussy:joker:

[Vanessa]

no but she has a pussy:joker:

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

[Mystic Mock]

no but she has a pussy:joker:

And does she wiggle?:joker:

[Marcus.]

no but she has a pussy:joker:

:joker:

[Cherie]

If you listen to any of the sheriff's advice you will be joining him on the sex offenders register

:joker:

[Marcus.]

:joker:

i going to be an prefect gent

[Cherie]

picnic by moonlight...you might want to wait for better weather tho.

[Marcus.]

picnic by moonlight...you might want to wait for better weather tho.

that would be romantic

[Cherie]

i going to be an prefect gent

exactly what I would expect from you BB12

[Marcus.]

exactly what I would expect from you BB12

aww thanks an i am the prefect gent

[Cherie]

i will not i would pay 80/20

you might want to make that 60/40 until you bag that job.

[Marcus.]

you might want to make that 60/40 until you bag that job.

yeah but i pay the most

[GypsyGoth]

Just be yourself, you seem fun, you might come across as rehearsed if you have a whole list of things you think you should do on the date.

[Marcus.]

Just be yourself, you seem fun, you might come across as rehearsed if you have a whole list of things you think you should do on the date.

yeah this is why this was made

[thesheriff443]

wear an ear piece and i will get you thru it!

[Marcus.]

wear an ear piece and i will get you thru it!

yeah ok

[Cherie]

wear an ear piece and i will get you thru it!

are you sure you are up to it, wont there be too much grunting and heavy breathing...

[Marcus.]

are you sure you are up to it, wont there be too much grunting and heavy breathing...

boom :joker:

[Brother Leon]

BB12, what tips do you have for me?

I am being dragged to watch Bond tomorrow.

[thesheriff443]

are you sure you are up to it, wont there be too much grunting and heavy breathing...

well i will have you make sure i have your mike turned down!:joker:

[Marcus.]

BB12, what tips do you have for me?

I am being dragged to watch Bond tomorrow.

you may injoy it so just sit and injoy

[Brother Leon]

you may injoy it so just sit and injoy

Doubt it, but thank you for the advice.

[Marcus.]

Doubt it, but thank you for the advice.

you dont know untill your there

[Cherie]

well i will have you make sure i have your mike turned down!:joker:



:joker:

[Marcus.]

:joker:

i would have her in my earpiece

[thesheriff443]

i would have her in my earpiece

i would want her in my ear!

[Marcus.]

i would want her in my ear!

she would help me

[Mystic Mock]

i would want her in my ear!

:joker:

Tip 1 - Make sure your not related in some way.

Tip 2 - Don't say that she's got fag ash breath, it doesn't go down well.

Tip 3 - Don't refer to yourself in third person.

[Marcus.]

:joker:

Tip 1 - Make sure your not related in some way.

Tip 2 - Don't say that she's got fag ash breath, it doesn't go down well.

Tip 3 - Don't refer to yourself in third person.

yep

right i dont do noughting like that

i dont

[Ninastar]

wow that is enough to turn me straight

[Marcus.]

wow that is enough to turn me straight

oh wow it tip for dating

[Mystic Mock]

wow that is enough to turn me straight

Come to the dark side Ninastar.:devil:

[Marcus.]

Come to the dark side Ninastar.:devil:

yeah the dark side good

[Ammi]

1.....make sure you remember to turn up...

[Marcus.]

1.....make sure you remember to turn up...

yeah that an good idea

[Cherie]

she would help me

I certainly would BB12, ignore the Sheriff, he is over excited :joker:

[Marcus.]

I certainly would BB12, ignore the Sheriff, he is over excited :joker:

ok you will but me on the right track

[Ammi]

..LOL how would you know Cherie B..

[Mystic Mock]

Maybe his sucking on her blood like a Vampire, Ammi.

[Cherie]

..LOL how would you know Cherie B..

Ive got him in my ear.

[Marcus.]

Ive got him in my ear.

i trust her

[Mystic Mock]

Ive got him in my ear.

Do you like powerful men in the world?:joker:

[Ammi]

Ive got him in my ear.

...haha..there isn't really an answer to that....

[Cherie]

Do you like powerful men in the world?:joker:

Not sure Sherrif comes under that category.

[Cherie]

...haha..there isn't really an answer to that....

No there isn't:devil:

[Mystic Mock]

Not sure Sherrif comes under that category.

But his a Sheriff, or is he a she really and she wants lesbian action?:joker:

[Marcus.]

you like weak i very weak

[GypsyGoth]

you like weak i very weak

:laugh2:

[Mystic Mock]

you like weak i very weak

:joker:

Tip 4 - If your meeting an older woman for the first time lie about your age and say your 3 or 4 years older than you actually are.

Tip 5 - Make sure that you don't call the girl fat if you want to keep her.

[Cherie]

you like weak i very weak

:joker: boom.

[Marcus.]

:joker:

Tip 4 - If your meeting an older woman for the first time lie about your age and say your 3 or 4 years older than you actually are.

Tip 5 - Make sure that you don't call the girl fat if you want to keep her.

yes i will not

:joker: boom.

boom to you

[Cherie]

But his a Sheriff, or is he a she really and she wants lesbian action?:joker:

:shrug: who knows...:joker:

[Marcus.]

:shrug: who knows...:joker:

he knows

[Cherie]

he knows

I suppose he does.:cat:

[Marcus.]

I suppose he does.:cat:

oh yes he dose:cat:

[Mystic Mock]

I dosed what lol?

[thesheriff443]

tell her, you knew she was the one for you when you saw her sitting on those two chair's

[thesheriff443]

if she mention's for play!,it dosen't mean you have to come on here looking for three more member's:joker:

[thesheriff443]

tell her you can gaurantee at least one orgasm,but you dont know how she will get on.

[Mystic Mock]

if she mention's for play!,it dosen't mean you have to come on here looking for three more member's:joker:

:joker:

When she hasn't got makeup on, compliment her by saying she looks even better without it on.

[Marcus.]

:joker:

When she hasn't got makeup on, compliment her by saying she looks even better without it on.

yeah will you

[Ammi]

:joker:

Tip 4 - If your meeting an older woman for the first time lie about your age and say your 3 or 4 years older than you actually are.

Tip 5 - Make sure that you don't call the girl fat if you want to keep her.



..I wouldn't fall for that one Mock...:pipe:

[Mystic Mock]

..I wouldn't fall for that one Mock...:pipe:

Well hopefully BB12's will.:hmph:

[Vanessa]

Don't forget the condoms, Marc. :nono::joker:

[Mystic Mock]

Vanessa has a point actually on something, make sure she doesn't have aids.

[King Gizzard]

Ask her if it hurt falling from Heaven

[Marcus.]

Well hopefully BB12's will.:hmph:

knowing me yeah

Don't forget the condoms, Marc. :nono::joker:

i dont have sex on the first date

Vanessa has a point actually on something, make sure she doesn't have aids.

yeah

[Marcus.]

Ask her if it hurt falling from Heaven

ph yeah i use that

[Mystic Mock]

Ask her if it hurt falling from Heaven

Not a bad one Nathan, im surprised that it's took this long to think of actually.:joker:

[LemonJam]

always remind her to bite the pillow if you're going in dry.

[Marcus.]

always remind her to bite the pillow if you're going in dry.

ok

[Vanessa]

knowing me yeah



i dont have sex on the first date



yeah

There's always a first time! :evilgrin:

[Marcus.]

There's always a first time! :evilgrin:

nah but i well