i'm not a celeb - but get me in there pleaseeeeeee

[waterhog]

i'm not a celeb but get me in there 30.10.12

its that time again,
to immigrate,
i love Australia,
this is not time to exaggerate.
i will be nervous,
on who is sharing camp,
i hope there are peculiarities,
we need a cramp.
i love the heat,
and how it takes hold,
and then at night,
how it gets very cold.
the night vision is brill,
the same with the microphones,
we can see and hear all,
even the crackling of there bones.
i must not forget bites,
the mosquitoes are rude,
and when the celebs fail in task,
i love rations on the food.
we need comedy,
Ant and Dec are the fun-gal,
i adore "i'm a celeb",
so happy its only days now before the Jungle.


( i do understand i could not possibly go into i'm a celeb because 1. i am not a celeb and 2. i would drive them up the walls with my riddles. )

[Marsh.]

( i do understand i could not possibly go into i'm a celeb because 1. i am not a celeb )

Don't worry, half of them never are.

[King Gizzard]

Another brilliant poem

[Ammi]

i'm not a celeb but get me in there 30.10.12

its that time again,
to immigrate,
i love Australia,
this is not time to exaggerate.
i will be nervous,
on who is sharing camp,
i hope there are peculiarities,
we need a cramp.
i love the heat,
and how it takes hold,
and then at night,
how it gets very cold.
the night vision is brill,
the same with the microphones,
we can see and hear all,
even the crackling of there bones.
i must not forget bites,
the mosquitoes are rude,
and when the celebs fail in task,
i love rations on the food.
we need comedy,
Ant and Dec are the fun-gal,
i adore "i'm a celeb",
so happy its only days now before the Jungle.


( i do understand i could not possibly go into i'm a celeb because 1. i am not a celeb and 2. i would drive them up the walls with my riddles. )

..I think this might be your best creation yet Joe..send it off to them..they may just let you in..!!!..

[waterhog]

did do thanks ammi - my plane leaves tomoz - you lot better not do a gillian and keep voting for me to do every task ?

[Ammi]

..oh, we will Joe...:wink:

..you better not do a Gillian and faint everytime...

[waterhog]

sorry about the 1hour 30 mins delay - i don't no what cam out of me - 1 min i was speaking to ammi online on this forum and the next i was flat on floor. i am ok now.


just off to GP.

[Kizzy]

sorry about the 1hour 30 mins delay - i don't no what cam out of me - 1 min i was speaking to ammi online on this forum and the next i was flat on floor. i am ok now.


just off to GP.

!! hope you ok joe?

[Ammi]

sorry about the 1hour 30 mins delay - i don't no what cam out of me - 1 min i was speaking to ammi online on this forum and the next i was flat on floor. i am ok now.


just off to GP.

..come back on after you've been to the GP and let us know you're ok Joe..:love:

[GypsyGoth]

Don't worry, half of them never are.

:laugh:

[Ammi]

sorry about the 1hour 30 mins delay - i don't no what cam out of me - 1 min i was speaking to ammi online on this forum and the next i was flat on floor. i am ok now.


just off to GP.

..Joe..are you joking...are you ok...??

[Mystic Mock]

Don't worry, half of them never are.

This.

[waterhog]

i was doing a gillian - fainting - keep up you lot - very disappointed with you all.


remember she done that all the time when she was going to trials. faiting.


i am fine and dandy you lot. thanks very much for your concern. true friends. i feel a grateful poem is due ?

[Marsh.]

Thank god you're joking because I felt bad for giggling at the post.

[Kizzy]

I did wonder..You little tinker! ;)

[Ammi]

i was doing a gillian - fainting - keep up you lot - very disappointed with you all.


remember she done that all the time when she was going to trials. faiting.


i am fine and dandy you lot. thanks very much for your concern. true friends. i feel a grateful poem is due ?

..don't think I'm impressed Joe because I'm not..you had me genuinly worried...

..you do that again young man..and I'll come over there and knock you out myself...!!!!!

..glad you're ok..

[MTVN]

Brilliant Waterhog :joker:

[Ammi]

..that's a matter of opinion MTVN..

[waterhog]

is that aoffer ammi ? i accecpt lol