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Saturday 17th November - Ammi & The Mockinator
..Saturdays child is full of grace...:amazed:
Shaun
13-11-2012, 10:40 AM
not with vicky as a mother she isn't
Benjamin
13-11-2012, 10:42 AM
Ammi, Tuesday's child is full of grace! :nono:
..well, I wasn't going to tell her Saturdays child works hard for a living..that wouldn't really persuade her to hold out now would it...we've all got our tactics Ben...
Benjamin
13-11-2012, 10:46 AM
Mondays child is of fare dodging race,
Tuesdays child will fall drunk on their face,
Wednesdays child is a full-time ho,
Thursdays child has nowhere to go,
Fridays child is paid for giving,
Saturdays child will become an alcoholic for a living,
And the child that is born on the Sabbath day
will be like ukturtle and shaun, amazing and gay.
Benjamin
13-11-2012, 10:48 AM
Take your pick, Vicky, take your pick. :idc:
Saturdays child will become an alcoholic for a living
..doesn't Vicky work in a pub..that will be perfect thank you..Saturday it is then...
Paid for a giving :laugh:
Vicky.
13-11-2012, 10:52 AM
Mondays child is of fare dodging race,
Tuesdays child will fall drunk on their face,
Wednesdays child a is full-time ho,
Thursdays child has nowhere to go,
Fridays child is paid for giving,
Saturdays child will become an alcoholic for a living,
And the child that is born on the Sabbath day
will be like ukturtle and shaun, amazing and gay.
:joker: This is amazing
Benjamin
13-11-2012, 10:57 AM
My claim to fame, the 21st century version of 'Monday's Child'. :hugesmile:
Kazanne
13-11-2012, 10:59 AM
:joker:
Thats the thing, apparently first labours are really really long usually. So if I go into labour today, chances are I wont have her til early tomorrow morning :laugh2:
Vicky,I had my first in FOUR hours,lol,my second was longer,anyway today IS the day.:hugesmile::elephant:
Benjamin
13-11-2012, 11:01 AM
Kazanne hush, let her enjoy being pregnant for 13 more hours.
Kazanne
13-11-2012, 11:04 AM
Kazanne hush, let her enjoy being pregnant for 13 more hours.
Sorry Ukturtle,but Vicky will be holding her little one before midnight tonight,better luck next time:hugesmile:
Benjamin
13-11-2012, 11:07 AM
If that happens, feel my wrath, I'll sleep with Mr. Butler. :idc:
Kazanne
13-11-2012, 11:08 AM
If that happens, feel my wrath, I'll sleep with Mr. Butler. :idc:
Over my dead body you will:nono:and it wont be your wrath I'll be feeling!!!!:hugesmile:
Benjamin
13-11-2012, 11:11 AM
Over my dead body you will:nono:and it wont be your wrath I'll be feeling!!!!:hugesmile:
You will most certainly not be feeling anything else of mine! Bloody women on this forum are a bunch of sex-crazed wenches. :bored:
Vicky if she isn't born today then I'm coming over and knocking you up! You'll have another one and it'll be born on the day that I SAY! and it'll be ginger so ha!
Vicky.
13-11-2012, 11:22 AM
I was ginger when I was born.
Then my hair fell out and it came through blonde :joker:
It's like the gods were saving you
Vicky.
13-11-2012, 11:25 AM
More like saving my mother, noone in my family is ginger so there would have been questions :laugh:
Benjamin
13-11-2012, 11:27 AM
There is always questions when a ginger kid is born. Usually by the mother weeping 'why me'.
:laugh: Mr Postman soon changed his postal route after you were born
Kazanne
13-11-2012, 11:33 AM
You will most certainly not be feeling anything else of mine! Bloody women on this forum are a bunch of sex-crazed wenches. :bored:
:joker::joker:Ah,you don't know what your missing Ukturtle,it's about time someone took you in hand!!!!!:joker::joker:
Vicky.
13-11-2012, 11:35 AM
:joker::joker:Ah,you don't know what your missing Ukturtle,it's about time someone took you in hand!!!!!:joker::joker:
:evilgrin:
*joins queue*
Benjamin
13-11-2012, 11:37 AM
Oh God, they are all at it!
-runs and hides behind Marc-
AnnieK
13-11-2012, 12:00 PM
:laugh: Mr Postman soon changed his postal route after you were born
Yeah...my mum faced some pretty strict questions, my dad, brother and her are all dark haired etc and along I came with red (not ginger) hair....
My first words in the delivery room when I had my son was...."is he ginger??" forget has he got 10 fingers and toes...is he a ginge?:joker:
Benjamin
13-11-2012, 08:44 PM
Right Vicky, time to start loosening those loins ready to have her in 5 hours time.
nicole_burks
13-11-2012, 09:32 PM
has she had her ****ing baby yet
i'm ready for some baby pictures!
Glenn.
13-11-2012, 09:39 PM
Right Vicky, time to start loosening those loins ready to have her in 5 hours time.
[2] :idc:
thesheriff443
13-11-2012, 09:42 PM
has she had her ****ing baby yet
i'm ready for some baby pictures!
we can give some baby pics just not of vicky's baby:joker:
Yeah...my mum faced some pretty strict questions, my dad, brother and her are all dark haired etc and along I came with red (not ginger) hair....
My first words in the delivery room when I had my son was...."is he ginger??" forget has he got 10 fingers and toes...is he a ginge?:joker:
Red not ginger? :suspect:
thesheriff443
13-11-2012, 09:47 PM
two guy's at school used to to play tennis and call them selfes the baked bean heads
Benjamin
13-11-2012, 09:48 PM
two guy's at school used to to play tennis and call them selfes the baked bean heads
Random fact of the day. :laugh:
thesheriff443
13-11-2012, 09:53 PM
Random fact of the day. :laugh:
they where ginger:joker:
it was for marc.:joker:
That is everything I am, Ginger and tennis
Thank you sheriff, that is an amazing story
AnnieK
13-11-2012, 10:16 PM
Red not ginger? :suspect:
My mum always said it was red not ginger...think she was trying to justify having a ginger kid :joker:
AnnieK
13-11-2012, 10:19 PM
Has vicky been on tonight btw??
Vicky.
13-11-2012, 10:19 PM
Yup :p
Hahaha mum's... Always trying to protect their children :laugh:
thesheriff443
13-11-2012, 10:21 PM
That is everything I am, Ginger and tennis
Thank you sheriff, that is an amazing story
i knew you would like it:joker:
AnnieK
13-11-2012, 10:26 PM
Yup :p
Oh :wavey: still here then? Sorry :hugesmile:
..looking forward to the big day on Saturday Vicky...?..
Vicky push that little one out!!!!!!
Kazanne
13-11-2012, 11:02 PM
Yup :p
Oh CRIPES !!!!!
Vicky.
13-11-2012, 11:06 PM
Well, I think its safe to say its not guna be today :joker:
Locke.
13-11-2012, 11:07 PM
Going to go for December 24th
Going to go for December 24th
:laugh2:
Get the Cod Liver Oil out, Vicky.
Kazanne
13-11-2012, 11:10 PM
Get the Cod Liver Oil out, Vicky.
That's what I had with my first and it worked:joker::joker:
Benjamin
13-11-2012, 11:30 PM
Right, come on Vicky, start squeezing.
MeMyselfAndI
13-11-2012, 11:54 PM
Me & Mollie are so gunna win
Benjamin
13-11-2012, 11:55 PM
Not a chance, I'm doing my break-water dancing as we speak to help send vibes Vicky's way for today.
MeMyselfAndI
13-11-2012, 11:58 PM
Some people go into labour for 48 hours, so keep it up :thumbs:
Benjamin
14-11-2012, 12:00 AM
Poor Vicky if that happened. :joker:
Glenn.
14-11-2012, 12:04 AM
The day my mum had me she was fine. She watched Corrie at my nans and walked home, then went into labour. It's gonna happen today Vicky I'm sure of it.
Benjamin
14-11-2012, 12:16 AM
Vicky stop viewing this thread and get your preggers self on that treadmill right now. Run preggers, run, get that baby out in the sun.
Vicky.
14-11-2012, 12:20 AM
Some people go into labour for 48 hours, so keep it up :thumbs:
:sad:
Smithy
14-11-2012, 12:23 AM
Have a curry, that works
Smithy
14-11-2012, 12:23 AM
-he says as if he does it regularly-
Benjamin
14-11-2012, 12:24 AM
:joker:
Vicky.
14-11-2012, 12:24 AM
I dont like curry. nor do I have ingrediants to make one. You have made me fancy a chinese now though :joker:
Benjamin
14-11-2012, 12:24 AM
Run to the chinese Vicky, run as fast as you can!
Vicky.
14-11-2012, 12:26 AM
I actually would if it was open...
Vicky you'd better not give birth while I'm hosting the ML countdown, I don't want you upstaging my viewing figures, I will not be the X Factor to your Strictly Come Dancing!
Glenn.
14-11-2012, 12:28 AM
:laugh2:
Benjamin
14-11-2012, 12:32 AM
That would be lovely. Kizzy mounting the stage to collect her award for finishing in 42nd then suddenly showerd in Vicky's waters bursting everywhere.
At least we'd have a ML snack, placenta is meant to be good for you.
Me & Mollie are so gunna win
:worship:
Vicky.
14-11-2012, 12:34 AM
Ew, so I have heard. Have been asked loads of times if I am planning on eating it :bored:
Benjamin
14-11-2012, 12:34 AM
Are you?
Benjamin
14-11-2012, 12:34 AM
Freeze it. Christmas dinner sorted.
Vicky.
14-11-2012, 12:39 AM
Definitely not :yuk:
And in 41st place..NTA?! VICKY'S GIVING BIRTH?! oh **** this, find out after the break
Vicky.
14-11-2012, 01:07 AM
:laugh:
I'll give you an extra 10 points if you go into labour during Most Loved
michael21
14-11-2012, 01:26 AM
Friday 16th November please
:dance:
Vicky is not online. Could this mean Baby Tibbs is on the way at last?
Also is Vicky having a home birth or hospital birth? Or do you have to have a hospital birth with the first?
Kate!
14-11-2012, 05:56 PM
Vicky you'd better not give birth while I'm hosting the ML countdown, I don't want you upstaging my viewing figures, I will not be the X Factor to your Strictly Come Dancing!
Skye Elizabeth for Most Loved! Awww!
Vicky.
14-11-2012, 05:58 PM
I am online :p
Hospital birth. I think I would be allowed a homebirth if I wanted one because I havent had any complications or anything throughout the pregnancy...but the thought of HAVING to do it with no drugs (planning on using just g+a hopefully, but if I need it I will take the diamorphine :evilgrin: ) and also the tidying up afterwards and that put me off a lot. Also IF there were complications the thought of trying to get into hospital in time while in so much pain scares the **** out of me tbh. And am hoping to use the hospitals birth pool too :)
Kate!
14-11-2012, 06:01 PM
Good luck Vicky, hope you don't have to wait much longer now.
Vicky.
14-11-2012, 06:02 PM
Cheers kate. sick to death of the waiting game :laugh:
Marsh.
14-11-2012, 06:04 PM
Once the crying starts you'll wish the baby was back inside you. :hugesmile:
Vicky.
14-11-2012, 06:04 PM
A few have said that :joker:
Glenn.
14-11-2012, 06:08 PM
There's still time Vicky :idc:
Benjamin
14-11-2012, 08:04 PM
VICKY! Pop it out already! Come on, jiggle lots. HURRY!
Love you. :love:
Mystic Mock
15-11-2012, 01:07 AM
Just two more days to go Vicky.:hugesmile:
Jessica.
15-11-2012, 01:37 AM
VICKY! Pop it out already! Come on, jiggle lots. HURRY!
Love you. :love:
:nono: Stop giving me mental images of loads of heavily pregnant women on a giant trampoline!
GypsyGoth
15-11-2012, 01:38 AM
:laugh2:
King Gizzard
15-11-2012, 01:39 AM
if you had a home birth they could give you one of those bouncy castle things
michael21
15-11-2012, 02:17 AM
tip to Vicky push Vicky push
King Gizzard
15-11-2012, 02:54 AM
Today :idc:
MeMyselfAndI
16-11-2012, 04:46 PM
Today is the day
Niamh.
16-11-2012, 04:48 PM
2 more days Vicky :pipe:
Vicky.
16-11-2012, 08:34 PM
No babies yet :(
AnnieK
16-11-2012, 08:37 PM
No babies yet :(
Hope you're doing ok...it's really ****ty waiting isn't it?
Vicky.
16-11-2012, 08:40 PM
Yup. MW says if nothing by thursday they will try and set me off though, so not long to wait really :)
Jords
16-11-2012, 08:42 PM
18th Nov
well well welll...
Jords pick 19th lol
Kizzy
17-11-2012, 12:36 PM
You are officially overdue, welcome to the 'justgetthisbabyout!' club :)
I really think its going to be the 22nd!
Vicky.
17-11-2012, 01:36 PM
I really think its going to be the 22nd!
We are hoping this isnt the day, its gavins eldest sons birthday on the 22nd and he will go mental if he has to share his day :joker:
Thurs is when am booked in for my sweep though, so it might well be then :o
I check this thread every day for news of Baby Tibbs, and still nothing :nono: Come on get a move on Vicky :D
Vicky.
17-11-2012, 01:58 PM
LOL. I swear everyone thinks am having this baby in secret. I have had so many messages on FB/texts/calls asking if I have had her yet. Its like...do you not think if I had you would know about it?! Even my sister keeps ringing for updates, when obviously she would be one of the first people I told if it happened :joker:
http://www.yours.co.uk/upload/3659/images/chimney%20sweep.jpg
Kate!
17-11-2012, 02:28 PM
http://www.yours.co.uk/upload/3659/images/chimney%20sweep.jpg
:hugesmile: I don't think Vicky would enjoy that Marc.
Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey Chim chim cher-ee!
mizzy25
17-11-2012, 03:03 PM
i also check daily, baby must b so comfy where she is she wants to stay there a bit longer lol
Jords
18-11-2012, 04:38 AM
well well welll...
Jords pick 19th lol
19th
:amazed:
..well, it's not going to happen on my chosen day now..what's going on Vicky..are you actually pregnant at all...!!...
Kate!
18-11-2012, 09:46 AM
I have a strong feeling today will be THE DAY! :amazed:
SharkAttack
18-11-2012, 09:52 AM
The child shall be a Sagittarius, I just know it! Good luck, V, we're all pushing for you. :D
edit: *with*, I should have said "with you," not for you. Team effort http://i395.photobucket.com/albums/pp32/sharkattack_torrential/slap-1.gif
Vicky.
18-11-2012, 11:00 AM
Very very sick now :bored:
Very very sick now :bored:
...awwww :hug:..when will they induce you Vicky..when were you due...?..
Vicky.
18-11-2012, 11:25 AM
Was due friday gone.
Got hospital appoinbtment on thursday where apparently I will get a sweep, then MW said if that doesnt work I will prbably be booked in for induction between 26th-28th
When I went for my sweep, they sent me home without it because the "plug" was already gone :/
Still no sign of Baby Tibbs yet, I take it then?
I'm starting to suspect Vicky isn't even pregnant :suspect:
Vicky.
20-11-2012, 01:15 PM
:(
Kizzy
20-11-2012, 01:24 PM
Hold on vicky sweetie! not long now (hug)
Kate!
20-11-2012, 01:26 PM
Aw, still here Vicky?
I feel it won't be long now :hug:
All of those wishing the baby to stay in are cruel, cold buggers.
Poor Vicky
michael21
20-11-2012, 01:34 PM
:(
is there not a limit before the docs just pull it out :conf:
Vicky.
20-11-2012, 01:36 PM
is there not a limit before the docs just pull it out :conf:
:joker:
They dont let you go over 2 weeks overdue.
If shes not here by next week they will induce me with drugs and pretty much force her out...I wish it was as easy as just pulling her out though :p
michael21
20-11-2012, 01:39 PM
:joker:
They dont let you go over 2 weeks overdue.
If shes not here by next week they will induce me with drugs and pretty much force her out...I wish it was as easy as just pulling her out though :p
i have a feeling she just pop out at 3am on Thursday :amazed:
Vicky I saw a c section on The Walking Dead recently, lemme at her
Niamh.
20-11-2012, 01:45 PM
Vicky I saw a c section on The Walking Dead recently, lemme at her
:laugh2:
Kate!
21-11-2012, 05:15 PM
Aaw, it's Vicky's sweep thang tomorrow.
Kazanne
21-11-2012, 05:33 PM
Vicky,just get that cod liver oil down you:hugesmile:
Beastie
22-11-2012, 03:09 PM
Has Vicky had the baby? Is she pregnant again or something?
Kate!
22-11-2012, 03:18 PM
Todays probably the day for Vicky.
Bless her.
Kizzy
22-11-2012, 03:38 PM
Good luck vicky! don't be worrying...
:hug:
michael21
22-11-2012, 03:51 PM
Todays probably the day for Vicky.
Bless her.
:nono: no she did it 9 moths ago
Glenn.
22-11-2012, 03:58 PM
:nono: no she did it 9 moths ago
What's going to happen to the tenth then?
Kazanne
22-11-2012, 04:35 PM
Good luck Vicky,your bundle of joy will be keeping you awake soon,lol x
Kate!
22-11-2012, 04:44 PM
:nono: no she did it 9 moths ago
No need for that. I'm going to fall out with you in a big way if you carry on.
Cherie
22-11-2012, 05:02 PM
Nobody could have fortold the thread title would be taken so literally by Vicky's midwife.
Vicky.
22-11-2012, 05:08 PM
Sweep hurt a LOT more than I expected it to :(
Induction booked for wednesday if nothing happens by then. So sorry those who wanted me to go the full 2 weeks over ( :nono: ) but you wont be winning :p
Cherie
22-11-2012, 05:11 PM
Oh :bawling:, never mind it's over now, and it might start things off which will make it worthwhile.:wavey:
Vicky.
22-11-2012, 05:13 PM
Hope it does but according to the doc it only worrks 4/10 times...so the odds are it was a load of pain for nothing, but was worth a try :)
Cherie
22-11-2012, 05:17 PM
Hope it does but according to the doc it only worrks 4/10 times...so the odds are it was a load of pain for nothing, but was worth a try :)
Oh...:bawling:
Aww, poor you having to endure the sweep, Vicky :( I know we joke about on this thread, but on a more serious note, here's hoping you have that little bundle of cuteness soon.
mizzy25
22-11-2012, 06:18 PM
i have a feeling baby may b here by sunday @ the latest
Glenn.
22-11-2012, 06:22 PM
Even though I don't have a vagina, I can imagine how uncomfortable that must of been.
Was it a soft broom they used or was it hard bristles!
Sweep hurt a LOT more than I expected it to :(
Induction booked for wednesday if nothing happens by then. So sorry those who wanted me to go the full 2 weeks over ( :nono: ) but you wont be winning :p
Aw Vicky, I thought the sweep was really sore and uncomfortable but I didn't want to tell you that. Here's hoping it works though!
AnnieK
22-11-2012, 08:12 PM
Aw Vicky, I thought the sweep was really sore and uncomfortable but I didn't want to tell you that. Here's hoping it works though!
It worked for me vicky. I had it in the morning, they booked my induction appointment for the following week but I was back at the hospital at 3 am next morning....here's hoping for you...
Vicky.
22-11-2012, 08:12 PM
Uncomfortable is not the word! God knows how I am going to manage to push a baby out if the sweep hurt that much :joker:
AnnieK
22-11-2012, 08:35 PM
Uncomfortable is not the word! God knows how I am going to manage to push a baby out if the sweep hurt that much :joker:
That's what gas and air was invented for....:joker:
You should refuse this induction Vicky, sounds like these doctors are trying to play God
GypsyGoth
22-11-2012, 08:40 PM
You should refuse this induction Vicky, sounds like these doctors are trying to play God
:laugh2:
Vicky.
22-11-2012, 08:43 PM
:laugh:
Ninastar
22-11-2012, 08:45 PM
I'm so excited/jealous of you
not the pain obviously, but the fact that within a week you're going to have a beautiful baby :love: it's weird how attached you get to them. Like I'm so attached to the kids at my work. I can't imagine how i'd feel about my own
That's what gas and air was invented for....:joker:
Bugger that! Bring on the diamorphine!
Kate!
23-11-2012, 01:32 AM
I was induced due to high blood pressure, they did it mid afternoon and I had him at 7.02pm, only had gas and air, it was that quick. Tore a bit and the doctor went to give me a couple of stitches afterwards. I was as high as a kite on the stuff and apparently said get away from me you bastard, to him.
:blush:
Marsh.
23-11-2012, 01:34 AM
Tore a bit and the doctor went to give me a couple of stitches afterwards.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-b1HSHLCsIco/T0JvFvvI3lI/AAAAAAAAFQQ/Xzn48hnxIa0/s1600/faint-o.gif
I was induced at 10am with my first and had her by emergency c-section at 10.50pm. I had 3 shots of morphine and gas and air and remember being completely out my face, bouncing on a big blow up ball wearing a pair of paper knickers.
Kizzy
23-11-2012, 01:50 AM
I have no clue what a sweep is... hope it's not taking your 'plug'.
Induction was great for me too 4 hrs ...done! :)
Put some sea salt in the bathwater (after) baby born, it really helps you heal.
:hug:
Marsh.
23-11-2012, 02:01 AM
I suddenly feel the need to cross my legs.
Ramsay
23-11-2012, 04:43 AM
Today
Benjamin
23-11-2012, 04:51 AM
I was induced due to high blood pressure, they did it mid afternoon and I had him at 7.02pm, only had gas and air, it was that quick. Tore a bit and the doctor went to give me a couple of stitches afterwards. I was as high as a kite on the stuff and apparently said get away from me you bastard, to him.
:blush:
http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u40/tynislove/horrified.gif
Cherie
23-11-2012, 08:59 AM
You should refuse this induction Vicky, sounds like these doctors are trying to play God
:joker:
:laugh: so many details in here
Vaginal tears.
And to think these stories wouldn't be bought to you if I hadn't had made this thread :D
You're all very welcome
AnnieK
23-11-2012, 09:16 AM
You probably haven't heard the half of it!!
Vicky.
23-11-2012, 09:54 AM
Haha I have heard of those paper knickers. Very sexy :joker:
Good to see a couple of induction stories that arent horror stories too
The tearing scares me a lot, my sis + my mum said being stitched afterwards actually hurt more than having the baby in the first place :o
Vicky.
23-11-2012, 09:57 AM
Ten wouldnt be too bad. My sis had around 30, including inside.
All along your female gooch
Vicky.
23-11-2012, 09:58 AM
:laugh:
I would need to get one of those doughnut things to sit on if that was the case :joker:
AnnieK
23-11-2012, 10:05 AM
:laugh:
I would need to get one of those doughnut things to sit on if that was the case :joker:
:joker:
You'll be fine....just make sure they don't forget to numb you before they start if you need stitches....I think the doctor thought I was being dramatic when I hit the ceiling but she then said...oops forgot this!!
Vicky.
23-11-2012, 10:14 AM
:joker:
You'll be fine....just make sure they don't forget to numb you before they start if you need stitches....I think the doctor thought I was being dramatic when I hit the ceiling but she then said...oops forgot this!!
D: Oh dear
Will definitely make sure of that. Might even try to get them to knock me out for the stitching part :laugh:
Vicky, buy some homeopathic Arnica tablets and take them into hospital with you. Start taking them right after the birth and you'll heal quicker.
Vicky.
23-11-2012, 10:24 AM
Will do. Am at gateshead atm (as its closer to the hospital and I convinced myself I would be going into labour last night :laugh: ) and theres a herb/alternative medicine place just round the corner so when I can be arsed to get ready will go and see if they have any :D
Unless its not altenrnative medicine and they sell it in boots or something, in which case I have never heard of it :laugh:
Niamh.
23-11-2012, 10:25 AM
A Nice hot Indian curry for dinner tonight Vicky, then a Lavender bath tonight
Will do. Am at gateshead atm (as its closer to the hospital and I convinced myself I would be going into labour last night :laugh: ) and theres a herb/alternative medicine place just round the corner so when I can be arsed to get ready will go and see if they have any :D
Unless its not altenrnative medicine and they sell it in boots or something, in which case I have never heard of it :laugh:
Boots definitely sell Arnica cream but I'm not sure about the tablets. The health store would be your best bet I think :)
A Nice hot Indian curry for dinner tonight Vicky, then a Lavender bath tonight
She wants to push a baby out, not poop!
Niamh.
23-11-2012, 10:57 AM
She wants to push a baby out, not poop!
Almost the same Marcy :pipe:
I hear some stories of pooping
Niamh.
23-11-2012, 11:21 AM
I know you like a good poop story
Vicky.
23-11-2012, 11:26 AM
Yes apparently a lot of people poop. One of my reservations about a water birth. At least if you poo when doing it on land they can get rid of it...in the pool it will just float around you :bored:
Vicky.
23-11-2012, 11:27 AM
Ugh isnt pregnancy so glamorous :laugh:
Niamh.
23-11-2012, 11:28 AM
:laugh:
tbh Vicky you won't (pardon the pun) give a s**t at the time
AnnieK
23-11-2012, 11:28 AM
Yes apparently a lot of people poop. One of my reservations about a water birth. At least if you poo when doing it on land they can get rid of it...in the pool it will just float around you :bored:
Nah, they have a little scoop Vicky so its gone before you now its there :joker: Apparently!!
thesheriff443
23-11-2012, 11:28 AM
sh*t on me
thesheriff443
23-11-2012, 11:30 AM
niamh you have a pic of marc in a bedroom giving it the thumbs up!
Niamh.
23-11-2012, 11:32 AM
Yes I do Sheriff :pipe:
thesheriff443
23-11-2012, 11:33 AM
Yes I do Sheriff :pipe:
it took a long time to get to it!
whats the story? did he get lucky:joker:
Niamh.
23-11-2012, 11:41 AM
it took a long time to get to it!
whats the story? did he get lucky:joker:
That'd be telling ;)
thesheriff443
23-11-2012, 11:43 AM
That'd be telling ;)
so you better start!:xyxwave:
Kizzy
23-11-2012, 12:05 PM
Can't believe you're shopping vicky :joker: relax woman! :D
Niamh.
23-11-2012, 12:08 PM
Can't believe you're shopping vicky :joker: relax woman! :D
She's better off walking around, get that baby moving!
Kizzy
23-11-2012, 12:31 PM
I know I just hope she is with someone #worriedfromleeds haha
Where did this little christmassy banana come from?... :)
I know I just hope she is with someone #worriedfromleeds haha
She will be ok :) There will be plenty of shoppers about if Vicky needs any help, plus I am sure Vicky will carry her mobile with her.
Wondered if anyone knows how Vicky is? Has she had her baby yet?
She's in hospital now I believe!
MeMyselfAndI
25-11-2012, 12:07 AM
Looks like Jordan might win :amazed:
She could have given birth already! 9 mins ago
GypsyGoth
25-11-2012, 12:10 AM
Congratz Jordan :amazed:
Jamie585
25-11-2012, 12:13 AM
Has she given birth :amazed:
Ninastar
25-11-2012, 12:14 AM
she made a status and I wished her good luck.
Ninastar
25-11-2012, 12:16 AM
she's just in labour now. According to her status a few hours anyway.
Livia
25-11-2012, 12:33 AM
I hope her labour lasts five minutes and that her baby sleeps eight hours a night.
Livia
25-11-2012, 12:34 AM
she's just in labour now. According to her status a few hours anyway.
Oh.... not going to be a five minute labour then LOL... Well I hope it's all really quick for her.
Kizzy
25-11-2012, 12:51 AM
Good luck vicky! you can do it lass, be brave!!! :hug:
:bawling: (happy tears)
Ninastar
25-11-2012, 12:53 AM
I meant a few hours ago
but I'd imagine it's going to be a long time, early labour it said
poor girl :love:
Ninastar
25-11-2012, 12:54 AM
okay i've been nosy and she's not even at the hospital yet
Marsh.
25-11-2012, 12:55 AM
http://www.smileysnetwork.com/bebes/bebe7.gif
GypsyGoth
25-11-2012, 12:57 AM
okay i've been nosy and she's not even at the hospital yet
:laugh: you're like our reporter on the scene.
okay i've been nosy and she's not even at the hospital yet
Eh?? She went to hospital hours ago? :conf:
Ninastar
25-11-2012, 01:05 AM
Eh?? She went to hospital hours ago? :conf:
on her fb she said she's not been allowed in yet
bbfan1991
25-11-2012, 01:19 AM
Hope it goes well for her and Gav:).
Kizzy
25-11-2012, 01:33 AM
Poor vicky, I remember the pre natal ward.... ladies wandering round at 2am in slow labour, exausted but too uncomfortable to sleep. :(
Marsh.
25-11-2012, 01:35 AM
Someone should just hold her nose and tell her to blow. :laugh:
AnnieK
25-11-2012, 01:40 AM
Hope it goes quick for her and she let's us know as soon as possible
Kizzy
25-11-2012, 10:43 AM
Any news?....
Not yet! If she comes on she's bound to make a thread about it.
Can't wait :D
Kizzy
25-11-2012, 11:57 PM
Still nothing?....Come on baby :)
Kate!
26-11-2012, 12:41 AM
Hoping all is going well with Vicky. Bless.
I won't take people out of the sweepstake quite yet, it's possible she's given birth but is still in hospital and can't notify us :laugh:
Benjamin
26-11-2012, 12:11 PM
Did marcus win this? :laugh:
No think Jamie or Jordan did
Shaun
27-11-2012, 01:54 AM
oh, well at least I got the day of the week right :D
King Gizzard
27-11-2012, 03:43 AM
What will be the first word Skye says sweepstake?
Shaun
27-11-2012, 03:45 AM
I'm going for "asphalt"
..does it have to just be one word....?...
..I'll go with..'I prefer DS anyway'.....
Glenn.
27-11-2012, 05:34 AM
Conglomerate
thesheriff443
27-11-2012, 07:43 AM
its like,say mummy,say mummy over and over and they blurt out,dad
Who won guess the weight? Or don't we know yet?
First words will be hypoglycaemic
Jordan.
27-11-2012, 03:44 PM
Jordan wins! :D
http://i.imgur.com/lcFJS.png
Proudest moment of my life
Kizzy
27-11-2012, 04:21 PM
It better not be ATOS...;)
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